it sounded like a good idea at first, but that would actually ruin it; the whole comedic bit regarding Klaus, is how "ignored" he is. The fact that he gets rare bits, makes him even funnier. I mean, it is those unexpected moments, which make the character so funny. Think about it; in your average American Family, NO ONE gives a shit about the goldfish. The joke here being, they STILL wouldn't give a shit even if said goldfish could talk.
I'm still not afraid to go near a goldfish pond. I would feel a little uncomfortable if I fall in with them!!! LOL! All they can do is look cute! ^.^ And I love Germany.
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Well, if a woman and a fish had sex, the fish would very likely die because goldfish especially are extremely sensitive and could die easily especially if the woman tries to force the fish inside her then it would die from fear, suffocation, and infection because goldfish have a protective substance around their scales which can be scrapped off from the womans' labia. Plus the woman herself may get an infection in her genitalia from the animal.
and besides, the sperm and eggs from different species have like different codes to prevent different species having offspring... or so my science teacher says. its just that 2 different species cant have offspring unless created in a lab by injecting the sperm
On second thought, I am dreading to take a bath. I heard of fish getting into peoples' bath tubs through the spiggot! I am a girl! I get emotional over nightmares!
Germans are not all perverts! I met many Germans and they all adore me. Even though many Germans are alot bigger and taller than I am and I'm small enough to be taken advantage of, they are sweet and refined enough to not do something so utterly awful.
Is anyone else looking for the '' Too fucking late Francine. Too fucking late '' scene ??...
azza1356 1 month ago
wait... their aniversary is on my birthday!?!?!?
ellibod1 3 months ago
OMG THEIR ANIVERSERY IS ON MY B-DAY!!!!!
WITCH IS IN 2 DAYS
FireSonic223 3 months ago
LETS CELEBRATE EARLY!!!!!!!!!!
finnishnin 5 months ago
October 25th , my dad's birthday lmfaoooo
sevrdx 5 months ago
quick! streindle mein bowl!
supremeoveralskaters 6 months ago
GERMANY+USA FTW!
Alex50702 6 months ago
"what do you expect? i'm german"
SmashLiXs 6 months ago
@SmashLiXs I too!! it´s so funny when he speak german... (gut dass hätte ich jetzt auch in deutsch schreiben können xD!!
007jo100 6 months ago
@007jo100 my grandpa hates anything german even the accent. my grandma & parents think he's just stubborn, but his reasons particially make sense
SmashLiXs 6 months ago
I had no idea Klaus was a pervert.
joeywomer 7 months ago
hold 7 for klaus orgasm xD!
Gallorenth 11 months ago
u know the guy who voices klaus also voices rigby in regular show (if u know that show) if im not mistaken
iamchris4lifefan11 1 year ago
@iamchris4lifefan11 oh wait. it's not. the actor for rigby is Sam Marin. the actor for Klaus is Sam MARTIN.
iamchris4lifefan11 11 months ago
@iamchris4lifefan11 There names are almost the same so that mistake is understandable.
bigblackracoon 11 months ago
That's a day before my birthday.
Lakitu1134 1 year ago
@Lakitu1134 2 days after mine
573W1E6R1FF1N 1 year ago
QUICK!!! SCHTAFFEL MEIN BOWL!!!
SCRuffeyfan 1 year ago 2
Klaus and Francine remind me of Brian and Lois :P
GWiifanboy 1 year ago 7
i love his german way of making me happy
ItsAMetal 1 year ago 11
lol
sp29851 1 year ago
hahhahaah the laugh at the end
locoritto 1 year ago 6
Funny Stuff.
Still my favourite Klaus line is when Francine walks home to see the house is burning down and she asks Stan
"Is everyone alright? What about Steve and Haley and Roger?"
(Klaus is glaring at her)
"Oh, and Klaus! Is Klaus alright?"
Klaus: *best line ever* Too late Francine... too fucking late"
DSgamrz585 1 year ago 7
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MrCopperhead1861 1 year ago 2
Klaus is the most deliciously devious fish ever to exist.
admintechzxe 2 years ago 3
seine lache is soo geil :DD
Senbai55 2 years ago
xDDD
SimonaNeko 2 years ago
lol as a german I think klaus its even funnier, but today no one in germany names his son Klaus...
SatisfactionforYa 2 years ago
well there are still some left
BehindUMan 2 years ago
Oh, I'd remember that too...(drool)
brokensoul8390 2 years ago
lol id love to see anyone upload the vid of francines chinese parents.... the stereotypes are really good haha cause I'm asian myself ^^
kinmanyuen 2 years ago 5
his laugh...:P
sls9924974 2 years ago 105
" Lets celebrate early. Quick Straddle mein bowl."
benjaythewhite 2 years ago 13
underpants :D der akzent ist ja mal geil
lic007 2 years ago 5
this fish rulez :D greetz from germany ;)
fistfighter44 2 years ago 5
OKTOBERFEST!
fullmetalchaz 2 years ago 4
I love Klaus! He really should have a lot more bits in American Dad.
escalade4 2 years ago 152
it sounded like a good idea at first, but that would actually ruin it; the whole comedic bit regarding Klaus, is how "ignored" he is. The fact that he gets rare bits, makes him even funnier. I mean, it is those unexpected moments, which make the character so funny. Think about it; in your average American Family, NO ONE gives a shit about the goldfish. The joke here being, they STILL wouldn't give a shit even if said goldfish could talk.
stardingo747 2 years ago 9
@escalade4 yeah but i think thats the point so u want more :(
GodProdutions 1 year ago
@escalade4 if this happened crime would go down 75%
Neoquestmoo 1 year ago
@escalade4 yes but you have to hear the german voice of klaus this voice is much better than the english voice ;)
pasiundlenni 6 months ago
Klaus kicks some SERIOUS ass.
stardingo747 2 years ago 5
Fuck... That's my birthday....
ingvarino 3 years ago 6
i like american dad but i think you just completly butchered it sorry on my spelling im sick tooday but i dont get why you had to do that
ssfourvegeta 3 years ago
Love his laugh
FiendlyDevil 3 years ago
I don't know what I would do if I were Francine. That laugh at the end really would creep me out!
SnowVixen89 3 years ago
Klaus kicks ass.
stardingo747 3 years ago 4
Klaus kicks ass.
stardingo747 3 years ago 2
Francine's voice is better in English than in German O.o
But all the other voices are better in German ;-)
ExtremelyGoofyMovie 3 years ago
Klaus kicks ass.
stardingo747 3 years ago
QUICK! STRADDLE MIEN BOWL!
Fireproofretz 3 years ago 3
Haha that laugh is ace.
Travellinghobo2 3 years ago
look at klaus's tail! it looks kike he is having an erection/boner!lol
grineti5 3 years ago
I think that's a fin
trloyalist 3 years ago
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Klaus kicks ass.
Quite possibly, he is probably the only German I like.
stardingo747 3 years ago
i know
StephonWallace 2 years ago
someone out there understands the truth, an individual with an unquestionable sense of humor, good taste, and intelligence;
you understand, that Klaus kicks ass.
thank you.
stardingo747 2 years ago 12
Naughty fish!!!!
haha american dad!!! lol
xxFace2faceXx 3 years ago
my birthday is on octuber 22th!
so close...
grineti5 3 years ago
not really
ingofreak 3 years ago
Klaus kicks ass.
stardingo747 3 years ago
Klaus kicks ass.
He's my favorite character alongside "thundercat."
stardingo747 3 years ago
Klaus kicks ass; next to "Thundercat" (Stan of Arabia part 1) he's my favorite character.
I really miss "Thundercat!" BRING HER BACK!!!!!
stardingo747 3 years ago
that´s my birthday too and i´m german
Futboler14 3 years ago 3
october 25th?
that's my birthday! O.O hahahahaha
Ueichen 3 years ago 2
I'm still not afraid to go near a goldfish pond. I would feel a little uncomfortable if I fall in with them!!! LOL! All they can do is look cute! ^.^ And I love Germany.
SnowVixen89 3 years ago 14
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NNNAAAZZZZIIII!!!!!
somethingwheretime 3 years ago
did anyone see the part in that episode where stan forget their aniversery the year before and ended up on cops
anmlnrd12 3 years ago
hahahhaa
alonsodeloss 3 years ago
Lol the laugh makes it even more epic. KLAUS I LOVE YOU
infernalcross 3 years ago 5
Maybe it's time for Francine to consider keeping a cat as a pet. Ha ha.
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Jtf1227 3 years ago
hahaha i love klaus. i wonder what he looked like when he was human
alygrl1395 3 years ago 2
There's an episode that shows him as human. He looks like an old old man.
Elkotend 3 years ago
no, that's not quite true. that was merely flashforward.
there is an episode though in which you see him skiing down the hill.
and an episode in which he takes over the body of a black man.
saryon3 3 years ago 2
It was the year 2045.
lillawicca 3 years ago
theres also an episode where klaus is a black man
Zebedee67 3 years ago
LOOOOL the laugh!!!! hilarious!!!! XD
tashyXD 3 years ago
i love klaus laugh, it so brill.
Darkprince561985 3 years ago
dude i just thought of something...what would happen if a woman and a fish had sex?
Gamer4672 3 years ago
Well, if a woman and a fish had sex, the fish would very likely die because goldfish especially are extremely sensitive and could die easily especially if the woman tries to force the fish inside her then it would die from fear, suffocation, and infection because goldfish have a protective substance around their scales which can be scrapped off from the womans' labia. Plus the woman herself may get an infection in her genitalia from the animal.
whiterose137 3 years ago
and besides, the sperm and eggs from different species have like different codes to prevent different species having offspring... or so my science teacher says. its just that 2 different species cant have offspring unless created in a lab by injecting the sperm
lonesoldier33 3 years ago
A mermaid.
CinnabonChan 3 years ago 4
I think it would be awesome if Stewie from Family Guy teamed up with Klaus to take over the world, or something like that!
hamsterlord20 3 years ago 11
I <3 Klaus, he rocks
SocksRockz 3 years ago
yeah^^
I like this dodgy character ;P
oOSocialSuicideOo 3 years ago
I'm German, too & and I don't talk English like that - I'm glad I don't altough it's too funny :D
American Dad's great!
SchLeiifchen 3 years ago 4
hahaha.
liekwedidinchina 3 years ago
On second thought, I am dreading to take a bath. I heard of fish getting into peoples' bath tubs through the spiggot! I am a girl! I get emotional over nightmares!
whiterose137 3 years ago
Germans are not all perverts! I met many Germans and they all adore me. Even though many Germans are alot bigger and taller than I am and I'm small enough to be taken advantage of, they are sweet and refined enough to not do something so utterly awful.
whiterose137 3 years ago 10
GROSS
anmlnrd12 4 years ago
I hope klaus is gay.
Imhornydadcomeinside 4 years ago
why?
lolothe2nd 2 years ago
lol
Hartl3pool 4 years ago
Germans are sooooooooo romantic!
sandyfox1989 4 years ago 8
thx but at least I don't talk like that fish
scotty00001 3 years ago
Klaus rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaggyrapper30 4 years ago 2
Klaus sounds kinda sexxy!
jakai20 4 years ago
of course he does! he's german! ;-)
kruspegirl226 4 years ago 8
Oh I know. He's the best.
I'd marry Klaus in a heartbeat, if he were real.
BloodyKelly90 4 years ago 3
Cool,klaus is the best haha:D
YumiJuta 4 years ago
off course... he´s german 8D^^
spiritzforce 4 years ago
*of
spiritzforce 4 years ago
October 25 is my birthday!!!!!
tonyc1025 4 years ago
gha
preppypolkadot 4 years ago
how was klaus' brain put in a goldfishes body anyway?
cutman15 4 years ago
uhm... They switched it cuz they didn't want Germany to win the olympics... I think... it waz something like that, anywayz...
ProjektFuBAr 4 years ago
i know WHY but i want to know HOW. see the difference?
cutman15 4 years ago
ohhh! yeah, IC now. lol, sorry...
who knows, human brain is way to big for a fish head, lol! it's the government, what do ya expect...
ProjektFuBAr 4 years ago
they probly use some sort of memory transfer like instead of the brain they swich the brai waves
theme57 4 years ago
thankyou.
cutman15 4 years ago
what a great discussion xD the best on youtube I've read yet
SeeedylittleLady 4 years ago
thanks?
cutman15 4 years ago
lmao!! his laugh! xD
HoneeMustard 4 years ago 2
I know! it's so great! hahaha!
ProjektFuBAr 4 years ago
Ich liebe Klaus! :o)
basic german :\
puaka 4 years ago 4
I love the whole clip when he sais quick straddle mein bowl!
Autumntemptation 4 years ago
Omg I love his laugh!! Klaus rules
Bumbleweather 4 years ago
hey this scene is porn.. xD awesome!!!
"I would never forget our anniversary.." <3
painchen4k 4 years ago
Lol.
pastelxrain 4 years ago
Straddle mine bowl!
superlgn 4 years ago
prove it ollifan 2010! say i love klause in german.
besides i love him!
sq33ky 4 years ago
heheh
'family dad'
crackachoogle 4 years ago
Lmao!
pastelxrain 4 years ago
Klause is my fav character on Family Dad. We're both german, we can both relate:) GET MORE KLAUSE CLIPS, WE LOVE EM!
Ollifan2010 5 years ago
American dad you confused Americand dad and Family guy together but it is both made by same guy.
lillawicca 3 years ago
Wenn du deutsch bist dann schreib Klaus doch bitte richtig ;)
Ich <3 Klausiiiiii
Watchvideossss 2 years ago
You should name your son Klaus.
Much better then aDOLF.
nowUhave 1 year ago
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Watchvideossss ,
You should name your son Klaus.
Much better then aDOLF.
nowUhave 1 year ago
Klaus rocks blatently the coolest characture in American Dad, would be good to have some more clips of him!
Cheers.
mattiod 5 years ago 3