Bill Bellamy - Def Comedy Jam

[richardthefish]

Word around town is that... this guy has 10 felonies?

[gabeisretarded]

i found dis cuz my last name is bellamy also this shit is REAL

[stuylocster]

swag swag swag whoo whoo

[doxepin150]

i remember him on narc ps2

agent hill

[jokerj94]

COUSIN SKEETER

[boricua22292]

his hair...

[Bradman77]

he look gay

[DaGeniusOne]

DIPPINDURRR...!!

[lilDeon661]

LIL B brought me here.

[jsmoney28]

@R33C3C: He said he wouldn't like you because he likes HIM!!! lol. Classic.

[pandaofspadez09]

THUMBS UP IF LIL B BROUGHT YOU HERE!

[babyjokerwashere]

LIL B brought me here

[hibachi4491]

5:25 The guy in the white T is definitely not getting it in.

[3000spills]

"gues what? ya ass need a job". too funny

[Thraxz666]

WOW! an unecesarrily melanated person starting off with a racists joke, you dont get that often.

[dru010784]

LOL Bill Bellamy had that crazy Duke Texturizer Kit in his hair ..... He was Greasy like Dominque Wilkins

[Xbot70]

we're positive.

fucking ay! xD

hahahahahaha

[R33C3C]

I beg someone tells me what he says after the video cut out

[greg672]

Bitch I'm bill bellamy

[HiddenWangsters]

You going shopping, FUCK GOING SHOPPING

[Yunglebron230]

based fade

[ir0ckfartz]

5:25 white man not amused. lol

[TheLastCharmander]

This dude's got 10 felonies!

[CubfanDaMann]

IT'S COUSIN SKEETER!!!

[wontonman24]

The bitch call me r. Kelly imma fuck her in her ass

[FilipinoKidd25]

I did not know Lil B was a comedian, until this. This cat is Bill Bellamy

[randmnumber]

how many felonies he got?

[Y3GRAPHIX]

HE'S COOKING.... AND YOU RETARDS ARE EATING THE KOOL-AID....

INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON REAL ISSUES OF YOUR GOVERNMENT CREATING A FAKE DEBT & BEING OVERRUN BY THE FRAUD OF THE PRIVATELY MEGA-BANK OWNED FEDERAL RESERVE.

WAKE UP YOU APES !!!!!!!!! STOP EATING THE WONTON SOUP!!!!!!!

[Adolla22]

@Y3GRAPHIX LIGHTEN UP AND STOP BEING SUCH A HIPSTER. INSTEAD OF NEGATING A POSITIVE MOVEMENT, WHY DON'T U FOCUS THAT SAME EFFORT TOWARDS THE AGENDA YOU SEEM SO ADAMANT ABOUT. INSTEAD OF PREACHING ON A COMEDY VID, WHY DONT YOU CONQUER THIS WHOLE GLOBAL WARMING CRISIS AS WELL. KOOL-AID IS TO BE SIPPED, NOT EATEN MY DEAR SIR...AND WITH THAT BEING SAID,,, #TYBG #SWAGG

[Adolla22]

IMMA COME IN AND IMMA STRAIGHT DISRESPECT, IMMA TELL U LIKE THIS, IMMA SHOW U WHO'S THE BITCH!

[IFmsGhost]

Bitch I'm bill bellemy

[BIGReckz]

i knew bill bellamy before lil b but this shit is rare

#SWAGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

[jmolinx]

at 3:25 he speaks no English

[MrKattemad]

fuck going shoppin

[kdotman]

SWAG

[adr916sac]

TINY PANTS GOON PINK SHIRT AND A CHOPPER

[goathead111]

LMAO, Lil, B is giving Bill Bellemy all these views!

[MyRedHeadNigga]

I GOT 1 FELONY! #Swag @lilbpack1 1:04 Bill says "we're positive" #OMG

[jayshawnrp11]

BITCH I'M BILL BELLAMY

[xrewnd]

Bitch call me R Kelly ima fuck her in da ass, SWAG

[dose25]

FUCK GOIN' SHOPPIN'

[elkizzle23]

Lil B sent me!

[drdrka2]

this guys actually funny hah

[KevinRomero]

BASED

[keybladekid0]

I think I'm Bill Bellamy. But I always have to think, because one can never be too sure of anything these days.

[itsmayamia]

im going shopping, fuck goin shopping

[HaZeGodTriZz]

I GOt 20 Felonies

[ReginaldMaulding]

BILL BELLAMY WHY YOU GOT SO MANY FELONIES??

[ReginaldMaulding]

SWAG

[FlyLifeEntt]

like if lil b sent you

[youngbloody567]

bitch im bill bellamy

[shegwin]

all these fuckin felonies...

[undercoverpunk13]

i think i'm base god

[AntCuh]

SALUTE TO THE BITCH!

[dcarter2788]

oh my gosh bitch I got 20 felonies bitch I'm this guy

[gerrenx7]

This dont look ilke Lil b!

[yordonakadondon]

Lil B brought me here!!!

[nazakanasir]

Swag swag swag i got 1 felony.. I got 2 felonies..

[1MrSEXY1]

SWAG!!!

[jae1g]

I GOT 10 FELONIES BITCH IM BILL BELLAMY

[utuubee]

@jae1g LETS GET IT!

[sofinedestiney16dd]

@jae1g yea ok nigga

u aint got nothin on him

[jae1g]

@sofinedestiney16dd Lil B - Bill Bellamy, now stfu before basedgod fucks yo bitch

[ScaryyHD]

@jae1g Lil B fukkin his bitch would be a honor!.

[Idqamf]

BITCH MOB

[Orbot]

The retarded male orgasm part got me ROTFL!!! This dude is one of the funniest ot ever be on this show!

[DreamFamm]

we are positive , fucking aaa



[PuvenesMJ]

He si adorable..:) an he looks so naughty and cheeky ..:) in a sexy way..:)

[superkisses01]

He play drae on "How to be a Player"

[djphatfern]

what year is this ??

[Fuckdisworld93]

ohhhhh shit this my nigga from fastlane :D

[wannabe771]

lmfao, I love when he says "guess what, yo ass need a job."

[Cutiie094]

WTF happend to the rest?!?!? it doessn't end on 6:11!!!

[imCopacetic]

souds like gangstalicious at 6:00

[ckboy05]

Haha he couldnt even sit down and laugh cause tht shit was so funny! 5:25

[tjbayliss]

THIS IS SUCH A CLASSIC PERFORMANCE!

[WhoIsLaTruth]

LMAO this nigga funny. How to be a player was my shit.

[blakpsychstudent]

i wish there were more of his jokes on here

[trudon]

give a round of applause for that shit yall....loool

[sliverskittle]

damn right he voiced cousin Skeeter!

[buttapysh]

FUCKING A 

[xPitu13x]

guess what?....yo ass need a job!

[robertmendozanasty]

ITS KOO THAT MOST PPL FROM DEF COMEDY JAM MADE MOVIES TV SHOWS N WHAT NOT

[MsTyteana]

yo ass need a job

[atlvietboy2015]

well fuking A LMAO

[atlvietboy2015]

will fuking A LMAO

[KyuubiLover100]

★★★★★

[Orbot]

The pregnancy test joke is funny, and the orgasm joke had me ROTFL!!

[mario6sic6]

is he cousin skeeter?

[Slimkidd730]

@mario6sic6 Yeah, he voiced skeeter

[00jtown]

eddie kane

[youngstar511]

talent

[XxShawnTay1xX]

Hes kinda cute

[LALATINO4LIFE]

 ★★★★★

[LALATINO4LIFE]

this ese got jokes dissing his own race though!

[Romovisque]

yOOOOOO He Got on a Five Heartbeats!!!! Thisis Mad Classic!

[100domathon]

Saw him at a comedy club last year

[MrPooky21]

LMFAO. Straight retarded

[BMIKEMUSIC]

WHAT BABE !

[mariopot789]

I can't even lie, I go FULL RETARD whenever I have an orgasm...my girlfriend makes me do that shit on purpose too lol.

[MrGuardianAngel11]

Fucking A  LMAO

[delarel]

@TheSizMan

You ever heard of Bill Cosby??

[TheSizMan]

@delarel alrite besides him fucker lol.

[delarel]

@TheSizMan LOL

[naanydiaable]

where was the rest!? what was he gonna say... you know, if you know...?

he's funny!

[opie2210]

@naanydiaable he says: she would not like me, she would like him over here, but he would not like yo ass....coz he likes the guy right here

[MrsVontaegurl]

@naanydiaable he was gnna say "i like her, but she likes him, and he likes him."

[cafemoca21]

um part two -__-

[masic78]

martin lawrence is such a goon

[Luckthedon7]

HEY YO SON WHERES THE FUCKING OTHER HALF TO THIS BIT SON???

[JADEAV]

Yeah I saw him (Bill Bellamy) and his small son @ Blockbuster in Tarzana,Southern California today in the afternoon... He stood next to me while looking at the movies on shelves. He smiled and started getting my attentions until he and his son left...I am a white lady in blond!!

[sexy2lvrn]

Love it and it never gets old.... Bill Bellamy is on "House of Brown" now on TBS..awesome stuff!!!

[CaptainThickums]

Guess What?? Yo Ass Need A Job... LMAO.

[jtorres133]

I know he wanted to be RP he mentioned that in his comedy act "RAW" every one wanted to be RP that guy was funny as anything...I thought Eddie Murphy was good back in the day in the 80s not now tho obviously...but i never thought Bill Bellamy was funny...ever

[shanabreanna]

i love it `

[shanabreanna]

my nigga got a processs gotta love him ... "were positive .. Fuckin A"

[shanabreanna]

my nigga got a processs gotta love him ... "were positive .. Fuckin A"

[vondutch75007]

thios nigga kills me man!!!!! Bill Bellamy in the HOUSE!!!!

[jtorres133]

what tha!?

[jtorres133]

He looks like he's trying to be Eddie Murphy...I don't think this guy is funny.

[waxengravah]

@jtorres133 I hate Eddie, anyways Eddie wanted to be RP

[BSM1707]

i didnt bill was funni he good

[zingbek]

the car part was funny as ever lol 

[TheRationalRant]

Why is it that every single black comedian ends there jokes with"that shit is crazy"?

[TheMarcusKinardVlog]

@TheRationalRant 1st Amendment

[waxengravah]

@TheRationalRant or MF xD

[yourdiamondgurl]

didnt have me all the way there.. :(

[grlblu73]

The car alarm skit was brilliant.

[torresjarred1]

jamie foxx jacced dis niggs style

[funnyman90]

@torresjarred1 hell no jamie is talented.

[ecrump10]

@torresjarred1 lol.

[johncp1989]

@DemonicRemption Read my last comment again please. *hint* "THIS ONE"

[johncp1989]

This nigga isnt funny at all on this one AND im blowed

[DemonicRemption]

@johncp1989 Not to get technical, but comedians appeal to different people the same way books appeal to different readers. I'm willing to bet that you don't find Bellamy's jokes funny in this stand up because You've probably haven't experienced or seen any of the things he pokes fun of. Or you probably have and his execution isn't something you can grasp due to taste in humor. Sorry about cimplicating really simple $%#&...

[trudon]

@johncp1989 cmon son

[FullyAutoMathmatics]

wow that was really fuckin good

check my stand up comedy on my page yall. I've won a bunch of

competitions but I'm just gettin started. leave comments, talk

shit about me, whatever u want its fine with me. just don't

forget my name

[greenhaze129]

Guess what u need a job lol

[Branzo29]

"COMMIN 2 DA STAGE"

[ALQamat]

Anyone who says martin lawrence is not funny is white, freckled face, and laughs at robin williams stand up

[brizziebabie]

ohh man wheres the 2nd part

[krucialred26]

@brizziebabie THEY NEVER ANSWER

[ltuomela]

martin lawrence and them big ass ears..lol..he's funny in the movies but stand up..man he just aint got it

[rickames]

@ltuomela I agree with you

[ltuomela]

@rickames yep goes to show movies can make a star out of any one..

[goudy95]

"Fucking A"! :D  lmao!!

[Anthony200727]

Hell naw that guy 5:26 was laughin' so hard, he couldn't sit down... lol

[101feven101]

@Anthony200727 hahahaha it wasn't even that funny what he said it was that guy's reaction

[oreoprincess39]

@101feven101 haha yeah

[SuperGinabean]

"Guess what your ass need a job" LOL!

[SuperGinabean]

"Guess what your ass needs a job" LOL!

[VivaLaVidaBeBe4eva]

He was smoking sexy them days!!!

[gamanic]

LOLO

[haevz]

fix it

[Dustinluva07]

Guess what yo ass need a job!

[edupbeat]

bill should've trademark the term "bootycall" cause NOBODY was saying that shit until this performance.

[02Stratus]

@edupbeat So true. Blackstreet came out with their "Booti Call" song off the strength of it (and he used as background for his first stand up special). His charisma was on fire, and he ran with it famously all the way to his gig at MTV Jams.

[dionco92]

dis nigga look like he shuda been in new edition stead of comedy.

[jwh1999]

Wasn't he the 1st comedian on this show?

[kinghorsetiger]

where's the second part?

[MultiGlasshouse]

This nigga aint hardly funny!

[arthur6662]

i dont know,I seen him at the comedy club last year,He was funny as hell!He got a DvD out,I think its on that platinum series,its a couple of years old...FUNNY!!I dont think he sweet,He just a pretty boy!Who knows!!

[BigDaddy6065]

that orgasim joke was funny as hell!! & he's fuckin right

[cecilalston]

No disrespect....but bill looks like he fucked and sucked his way to where he is....and I dont mean fucking and sucking women either.....

[driftingdrought]

@cecilalston No disrespect?! Yeah, right. Why don't you shut the fuck up you homophobic piece of shit, and leave your ignorant ass comments to yourself? How about that? No disrespect...

[cecilalston]

@driftingdrought Wow...LOL...You must be gay......or u fucked and sucked your way to the bottom.......homophobic?....yo­u dont even know me bitch....I have nothing against someone wanting to use their manpussy......Its there choice.....and as far as my comments....I can leave comments expressing how i feel...channel that energy somewhere else...Your comment to me is like masterbation...it might have brought u pleasure to try to diss me...but it didnt produce anything...

[driftingdrought]

@cecilalston Oh shut the fuck up and go crawl back into your hole you bigot. "Using their manpussy?" So I guess that's all being gay is to you, right? And it's a choice, too?! You are very ignorant, and the ignorant always insist on speaking the loudest. You make me sick. Educate yourself. I don't need to concern myself with "dissing" you - you did that to yourself already. Now as you were!

[cecilalston]

@driftingdrought ...Wow all that hate and fury cause i posted a comment....that wasnt even directed to you??? YOU need to educate yourself MS PEEBLES.... closet gay men are all over the place... especially in entertainment...you probably done sucked a few off in your day MS THING(crackhouse gloryhole)....calm down DUKEY LOVE AKA MS P-NUT BUTTER...take two shots of cum in your mouth and call him in the morning.....TTTRRRUUUSSSTTT!!!­!!!!!

[driftingdrought]

@cecilalston And yet you continue to demonstrate what a judgmental prick you are. Why the fuck are you so concerned about other people's sex lives and who they are? Is it because you're angry YOU'RE not getting any cock, pussy, ass or whatever the fuck you want? Don't take that out on other people. I'm not "angry" b/c it takes more than an ignorant pos like you to take me to that level. Now as you were!

[cecilalston]

Bill looks like he fucked his way to where he is....and i dont mean fucking women either....TTTRRRRUUUSSSSTTT!!!­!!

he aint the funniest he one of those dudes that just do funny body gestures pretty ass nigga.