John Hodgman on Your Chances of Surviving the Apocalypse

[unamaxify]

yeah that porn-producer look doesn't help

[antipyrene]

I'm guessing Oprah's ark is the same as the B ark

[ApatheticOmniscience]

Ragnarok? Heh, its seldom to see real believer in Thor these days...

[koponenii]

Kinda low tempo to me but ok.

[clmrd5]

zero

[tabber87]

Steve Jobs dies and Fora posts a video of the PC guy.

Coincidence?

[BizWiz2000]

@tabber87 Its a conspiracy I tell you

[LYinKansas]

got a couple 4 wheel drives and enough ammo to influence a mile radius for a good long while. people stop coming when the bodies pile and stink.

lol i hope it's that guy i want his shades

[dubldeka]

@LYinKansas From what i gather from many yanky views,

the apocalypse is when you all retreat to a remote spot and shoot each other.

Piles of bodies of people trying to get through to tell you it was a false alarm or deliver the mail.

Trench warfare across the mid west

You can't leave your hole to visit anyone cos all visitors are shot on sight.

There were shadows of that in New Orleans.

Imagine the carnage nation wide.

Over nothing but fear of each other.

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[Uhmu45]

Your welcome!

[archaedemos]

man is funny!

[TurboGC8]

Exactly how does one survive An "Apocalypse" (Greek: ἀποκάλυψις apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") is a disclosure of something hidden from the majority of mankind in an era dominated by falsehood and misconception.

[demented669]

@TurboGC8 i can't wait !

[Totallydistortedfilm]

People don't seem to take jokes very well here. It's John Hodgman, was on the Daily Show, writer, This American Life. . .'I'm a PC.'? Ring any bells?

[TheSunsLight]

@Totallydistortedfilm he is Jon Stewart lapdog , in other words useless like you ,full of fluff .

[Totallydistortedfilm]

@TheSunsLight And judging from your profile, you wear a tinfoil hat see black helicopters.

[TheSunsLight]

@Totallydistortedfilm oh i insulted your hero did i hahahaha , the man who needs 20 writers for a half hr show hahaha a man who can only insult never debate. I looked at your profile umm go back to your little fantasy video games like a good child and leave the comment section for grown ups . better yet go join the military , 18 suicides a day 19,000 rapes a year what category will you fall under i wonder , probably suicide like the 75,000 dead soldiers in the last 10 years or r u a rapist .

[Marksd99]

@TheSunsLight Wow, you really need to get laid!!! Noone whose had sex within the last year could get this angry over John Stewart

[Totallydistortedfilm]

@TheSunsLight >didn't actually look. >Says petty insults.

[kisamethesamehada]

all hail lord cthulu

[LibertyDownUnder]

Give me back my 3.5 minutes of my life.