Turtle Love

[bbmanmegyer]

A turtles form of Masterbation. I bet Ispeled it wrong.

[msadids]

lol an stone

[thedragonfarm]

lmao he was like take it first then see yah

[sbormato2]

a video o f a turtle fucking a rock. wow.

[girugameshica]

Kinda funny how the turtle tries to knock the rock out before doing it, hahaha

[FLETCHER75904]

wham bam, thank you mam

[kotetsu131]

......never thought I'd find a vid of a turtle is trying to fuck a rock. +1 youtube.

[john17972]

Fisrt you have to show her whos boss by ramming your shell into her a few times.

[19lacroix91]

oh wait thats not a turtle. time to qo lmao

[msdogooder]

Awww poor guy...

[norwayfighter]

turtles look like dinos did you notice it? perhabs turtle are prehistoric ???

[Bunnievidio]

they get some nice child together ?

[Parufe]

Well that was a quick finish.

[KamedaFamily]

That was just wrong.

[jas108]

lol turtle thought the rock was another turtle n started jacking it lmao

[kateydoo76]

why did he beat the fuck out of the rock first?...sexual abuse?

[ncfwhitetigress]

@kateydoo76 I've seen that before. I think he was trying to get "her" into a more fuckable position.

[kateydoo76]

@ncfwhitetigress haha oh alright =).. kinda was a fail for the turtle then =P.. thanks for clearing that up tho =D have a good one =D

[MizZly18]

@kateydoo76 lmao..I was thinking the same too..why do they do that first? lols.

[adrianab2008]

lol that was hilarous!!! hat sound is it making its lik waaaah wah aaah wah lol niiice :)

[hopper727rs]

@adrianab2008 Is that not the noise everyone makes O.o

[coquetamentedulce]

Poor turtle

[HolyMarluxia]

forever alone :(

[airButterfly0]

turtle owned LOL

[TheSweetyKins]

Wait why does it ram its head into it first??

[agroesbeek]

why is the turtle humping a rock -_-

[pveg65]

I'll try beating my head against a big rock; maybe it'll look sexy enough to hump.

[samuriguy909]

its trying to figure out where the vagina is but still somehow manages to get an orgasm! XD

[hopper727rs]

@samuriguy909 Is that not normal O.o

[samuriguy909]

@hopper727rs Nah, i guess this is how turtles masturbate

[Princessfakir]

Rofl Ones u Go Rock u Never go Back! But Serious I Feel Sorry T_T Get it a Girl!!

[Davidkiju]

he tackles it then makes love to it...sounds like a love hate relationship to me. :)

[PupuTheClown]

I guess a rock beats nothing,,lol, so does this turtle use the rock all the time ?

[DuckzOnQuack]

lololololololololololololololo­lolol

he looks like hes having a good time

[TomitoCompany]

A few months later they had rock turtles. Half rocks half turtles

[AlienZygote010]

he couldn't help himself. he was so horny he was as hard as a rock

[xJESSOx15x]

turtle + rock = <3

[MVT44]

Since Ive been lovin that turtle Im about to lose my cool, make love to that rock and dont you stop it little turtle until you know it had its fill. 'that turtle gave me an erection he so damn hot!!!!!!!!

[jeffreystringer]

I loved a rock once...

[maldred9]

now thts a cum-face hehehe

[DJDavverMusic]

wow he made the rock so smooth.

new type of erosion: turtle fucking

[Sexiesttalk]

D33 is that what that old guy looked like when he was fucking you in the ass. Lmfao

[ChildrenofbodomNY]

hit it and quit it... lol even turtles do it.

[D33Lux]

He must have snapped his cock off. Looks like a senile old guy getting it on. LOL

[BlizzardAW]

thats the best thing i've seen in a while

[soullessgagdoll]

Psh. The turtle doesn't even clean up the rock or say goodbye <_< It just runs away.

I bet the rock was hoping for another night with the turtle.

[iSilversaku]

he cant run away LOL

[rs1barrel1roll]

I LIEK TUHUTRLLES! it looks cute when its humping me thinks

[xx8visionSxx]

get that turtle a partner. and why does like like they strain so much to hump lol.

[Khaosispower]

Omg. What a whore! LOL!

[OMFGItsLizzi]

Gets off rock-Im done with you >_>

[keionsegg]

that looked like it hurt

[lox12]

RoCkS TuRn Me On!

[Ejenkins314]

omg. i have never seen anything so funny in my life. I just about died laughing. its 2AM and i just woke the entire house up. Please keep it up!

[YourZombieGirl]

LMFAO. Oh man, That rock took it like a Whore.

[swivelingchairguy]

that rock is a little whore...

[RespectEquines]

I am curious why they open their mouths like that......so strange!

[capcaliber]

That's like asking why humans make faces during sex!

[Martianhammock]

@capcalibur: I'm not being a troll... but I don't know about that stuff... why do they?? o.o

[allisonrps]

thats not a turtle girl, boy!

[turtlelover282]

thats hardcore!!!!!

[boxcuttermarshel]

he headbutts girls just like i do

[jaimino]

Hahahahaha

[fenixwhisper]

LMAOOOO omg his faceeee ...priceless

[timothywiseman97]

i hope he didint hurt his d1<k on that rock

[Belllllllllllla]

ooooo my god !! !! !! ! LOL big time !! ;p~*

[luckyluna22]

LOLZ

[tortoisecrap]

OMG i laghed so hard i cried. poor little guy. he wants some love

[xxanimexx66]

o.o, a rock roflmao!

[msteeleart]

Turtles rule! :)

[0wn3g3t1m3]

man i love turtles there fucking hilarious

[DrillTurtle]

wth... give him a friend!!! gross...

[airborne360]

Aw bless he was confused :D

[loldudettezxox]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wif a rock!

[accordboi94]

LOL minute man

[vermario]

just to tell you people: since then, a female turtle is living with him too. And they seem to get along well! :)

[rustycheesestudios]

get a room dude! he needs a chick baddddd!!

[wildheartmuse]

That is sooo sad! But I laughed so hard I cried!

[shelby147147]

holy shit! whith a rock!

[lenabell82]

So he's one of those Fuck 'em and Leave 'em types, huh?

tsk tsk

[engy4u]

WTF!!!!!!!!!

with a rock!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Jeff1792]

nice work

[alchemist92]

at first i thought it was tryin to kill himself then for sum reason i thought it was goin to say "fuck it" literily

[SirCheezey]

Oh its ok turtle,, i do that too when im lonley... hump a rock.... oh wait no i dont.

[ZeroPhoenixFlame]

poor guy :(

[Kingofcrows]

What kind of turtle is he?

[vermario]

ehm... greek land turtle (don't know the english word). It must be some 25 years old now

[lilozmama]

LOL!! omg, that poor turtle..

[matthewunburdened]

ROFLMAO!!!

[runescaprocks444]

wtf

[turtlefeather]

get him a friend. but you have to admit the rock is low maintenance

[unseelieturtle]

that poor turtle!! the least you could do is drill a hole in the rock and line it with bacon or something!!

[ladypODP]

LMAO!!!

[MrEARSking]

i never saw any thing like that it needs longer arms

[petrasatellite]

this clip is so sad bc the poor f'n turtle can't find a mate. imagine roaming the earth with a hard on just to be faced with the reality that your species has been killed off by interlocking brick and housing developments.

[chongtak]

Yes I feel really sorry for this lonely turtle.

[vermario]

Don't worry, every once in a while a female turtle is brought by... (i bet you could call it turtle prostitution!) :D

[cjatasu]

WAH WAH Who cares? Thats what happens, animals go extinct. Oh wait no they don't, humans prevent that all the time. Who gives a shit about this retarded turtle? If its stupid enough to hump a rock then that's what it gets.

[greenismine]

cjatasu, the turtle was actually given a choice. A) It could hump a rock. B) It could hump you. It chose the rock. That turtle's got taste!