Listen children whenever a young man climbs in your window at night and tells you to come with him to the magical land of dreams, you better trust him or else miss out on the best adventure of your life..
If Peter Pan came into my mothers room, broke his promise to take her back to neverland, broke her heart and decided to take me instead, I'd torture him by cutting him multiple times and having a dirty hobo peel at his wounds while drooling lemonade onto peter's mutilated skin...then i'd take his heart out and literally break it ^-^
@uncensorer Actually they never in anyway suggest Peter was actually any of their fathers plus each time he came back the woman he took previously seems to have atleast 30 years while the new one seems to be barely 18 if even that old so it would actually be impossible for him to be their father with the possible exception of the last one which would be why she repulsed him
You know, he's coming back to that same family....every...single...time....he's taking the daughter of his old friend....every...single...time....essentially, he is sleeping (supposedly anyway) with his own daughter, grandaughter AND great grandaughter. If he wanted them to stay the same, wouldnt he just keep one of them in neverland? That way his great great grandaughter/son wouldn't have been so inbred
This is kinda screwed, the wendy young was a reddish brunnete, but the old wendy is blonde, then the jane young was blonde, but jane old was brunnette
@badb666 They are all lesbians. There's nothing wrong with that, but secretly, they also like incest and MILFs. All of their wants right in the same house :)
It is not incest. I mean the women seem to age about 30 years between his visits and the daughters with the possible exception of the last one who he was grossed out by
@aeternostenet It's not all that surprising; see, gender is based on the X/Y chromosome. Males have XY, females have XX. And since Peter Pan is almost exclusively played by women, it's almost guaranteed (s)he'll be having incest with his/her descendants until the end of time.
@madamerotten I got more of the impression that it was portraying Peter Pan as a pedophile, because the women are all of age (not old) when he goes after the teenage daughters. He's not interested in women, he's interested in kids.
I was being sarcastic. LOL. I don't know if you realize it, but one's sense of humor is not indicative of one's intelligence, so making fun of those who have a different sense of humor than you have is rather..,idiotic. I'm sure you can find ways to prove your intelligence without insulting others. But perhaps I am missing something and you are simply using "idiot" as an affectionate term?
Triple insest WTF?! if so peter could have slept with his daughter gotten her pregnent becoming the father of his daughter's daughter so that explains the ugly one she must of had messed up genetics or it was a boy with long hair........ and messed up genetics
you'd think he'd learn
fezanatior 3 days ago
I don't know why, but I love the Peter Pan in this so much :) he was really funny
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Chezballs 1 week ago
Listen children whenever a young man climbs in your window at night and tells you to come with him to the magical land of dreams, you better trust him or else miss out on the best adventure of your life..
I promise you'll NEVER forget it!
HarleyAMV 1 week ago 8
@HarleyAMV LIES ALL LIES! HE... TOuCHED ME PlACES!
LastSoldier115 1 week ago
If Peter Pan came into my mothers room, broke his promise to take her back to neverland, broke her heart and decided to take me instead, I'd torture him by cutting him multiple times and having a dirty hobo peel at his wounds while drooling lemonade onto peter's mutilated skin...then i'd take his heart out and literally break it ^-^
RareandFriends 1 week ago 2
@RareandFriends O_o Mental hospital, that way ---------->
waterwitch456 1 week ago
@waterwitch456 no it's <--------- that way.
RareandFriends 1 week ago
@waterwitch456 i'm just expressing how angry i would be if something like that really happened XD no worries.
RareandFriends 1 week ago
@RareandFriends damn thats some deep shit u just said
jokoarsoy100 1 week ago
Pause at 1:04
Face on Boobs!
EcoDimension 1 week ago
Find another family Peter!
SuperUnknownXD 1 week ago
I'm surprised that Wendy still loves him
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NINJAZNNBOI 2 weeks ago
327 people fucked Wendy
KingBoss2599 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA <3333
Msyellowflower17 2 weeks ago
workaholics, anyone?
ImYerrow 2 weeks ago
This is surprising. I always thought Peter Pan was ga-... I mean, ginger.
DoctorZomBBacon 2 weeks ago 5
the girl at 0:36 is smoking hot! i want to give her my seed.
tvrizzle1 2 weeks ago 3
Isnt this incest?
woahXgirl94 2 weeks ago
@woahXgirl94 no he isnt getting them pregnant, thats not how the story goes, they get married after they go to neverland and have kids.
foolish42088 4 days ago
peter be pimpin
staidspartan117 3 weeks ago
pan
Ch0cable 3 weeks ago
god damn papyrus font.
AlmightyCerberus 3 weeks ago
Like this if you are the 657,565th viewer.
ZOMGITSBRENTON 3 weeks ago
@ZOMGITSBRENTON hardy har har. I am thee
STEVEyoooo 3 weeks ago
The oldest Wendy actually kinda looks like Katy Perry
starrytwinkle 3 weeks ago 4
Haha! Playyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
noahqweboy 3 weeks ago
Never gave Peter Pan Respect Until This
Streekz90 3 weeks ago 69
Hehe Jane #1
LegacypvpVideos 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
LMFAO
blackandyellow901 4 weeks ago
Ha
Orianmast18 1 month ago
'lets do this'
snak3145 1 month ago
Ha...
1DogMuffin 1 month ago
Wendy: lets do this
Peter:ha
* in bed*
*flatline noise*
*at funeral*
Funeral guy: she was so young at heart, so sweet, and loving...wait...it's a boy?!?!?!/ NO WAY may peter pan rest in whever the fuck he goes
DreamEatr 1 month ago
@DreamEatr ha :l
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DreamEatr 1 month ago
Gut busting funny. Totally subbing!
RightTriggerGames 1 month ago
Don't you mean Moira?
Jojomimi123 1 month ago
really good
Control747 1 month ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
aaaaaaah its doctor satan!!! hes Gay?
HetLedie 1 month ago
funny shit
allkitkats69 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
0:38 and her name is?
alecbfilm 1 month ago 2
@uncensorer Actually they never in anyway suggest Peter was actually any of their fathers plus each time he came back the woman he took previously seems to have atleast 30 years while the new one seems to be barely 18 if even that old so it would actually be impossible for him to be their father with the possible exception of the last one which would be why she repulsed him
Marky11694 1 month ago
-Lets do this!
- ..ha...
mitebg 1 month ago 3
just one more video.............
YayComicsinc 1 month ago 4
lol!!
KeswickCamp08 1 month ago
lets do this xD
warbuffII 1 month ago
@NovJobzTwoFour FINALLY.
EliKG114 1 month ago
SHIT is peter the rage quit guy from Rooster teeth??!!
landofconfusionfan 1 month ago
@landofconfusionfan If you mean miachel then no
chocolatecountman 1 month ago
"LET'S DO THIS" *-*
"ha" -_-
his reaction like "wow, shouldve seen that coming..."
ImaFackingNinja 1 month ago
is peter pan the dude from workaholick
MegaProAssassin 1 month ago
HA!
patagonXL1 1 month ago 5
Let's do this!
Zikomo7 1 month ago
Is that your real skin?
Tumorbitezback 1 month ago
When college humor was funny
hofmann161 2 months ago
1:12, sitting
1:15, standing up
1:17, sitting
1:18, standing
1:19, sitting
bkskidude11 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 142
were the fuck are there husbands or there dads?
roxas2069 2 months ago 5
@roxas2069 Peter IS the dad for all but Wendy. He had sex with all the girls, hence creating the next generation.
uncensorer 1 month ago
2:40 made me super scared
jakester0852 2 months ago 4
2:42 made me super scared
jakester0852 2 months ago
At 2:21, as a joke, my friend says hi like that sometimes and we all crack up!!
Also I love this video
233alexw 2 months ago
@NovJobzTwoFour No, but Justin Bieber just did.
WelcomeViolet 2 months ago
How do they live so long.
Vaylemn 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
He shouldn't be able to fly still if Tinkerbell dies...
FirstCitizen2010 2 months ago
xD
MrGraffitiBoy95 2 months ago
creeper..
watching her in her sleep much?
ThePoohbearNinja 2 months ago
Wait, so if peter f**ks them all, and then brings them back, hes just f**king his daughter, then his grand daughter ?
NathanYoung0 2 months ago 3
@NathanYoung0 They may not have actually become pregnant and just became pregnant later on?
2girls1bucket1 2 months ago
@NathanYoung0 not if the girl gets pregnent by him.
LostFaceify 2 months ago
The third girls name is supposed to be Moira not Emily.
ThePsychPsycho 2 months ago
Pedo Bear will set things straight!
kkoloftt 2 months ago
He reminds me of Dexter.
Wuhhhht 2 months ago
at this point i'd rather fuck wendy
Wendy:Let's do this
Peter:HA
MarioPichu 2 months ago 3
Lol..at first i thought he was freddie form icarly :)
AkwardEmoBunni 2 months ago
hi.
walke0113 2 months ago
LEEZZS DOO THIIS! ha.
123lukefarrell123 2 months ago
bbbbbbabbbbaahahahahahahaha!!!! deserves him right!!
ann27859 2 months ago
You know, he's coming back to that same family....every...single...time....he's taking the daughter of his old friend....every...single...time....essentially, he is sleeping (supposedly anyway) with his own daughter, grandaughter AND great grandaughter. If he wanted them to stay the same, wouldnt he just keep one of them in neverland? That way his great great grandaughter/son wouldn't have been so inbred
SuperUltraNinja1 2 months ago 4
@SuperUltraNinja1 I don't think they are suppose to be his kids
corrincasper418 2 months ago
@corrincasper418 Yeah mate i know i was just poiting out silly things dont worry about it
SuperUltraNinja1 2 months ago
:pokerface:
MrCroodle 2 months ago
2:22<--- she is the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Who agree's? lol
ShortANDFunable 2 months ago in playlist Liked 44
@ShortANDFunable i got so excited when i read your comment... :(
sodacan735 3 weeks ago
@ShortANDFunable you suck. i was waiting to see how pretty she was -_-
originalbobbeast3 2 weeks ago
rapist peter
mmmkeklol 2 months ago
I would totally do wendy's daughter...
TotalDFan123 3 months ago
Oh don't pick it apart just watch and laugh.
DarcyAerisWood 3 months ago
The bedroom stays the same?
BRBSIE2 3 months ago in playlist BRBSIE2's favorites
lol , fnatic shushei xd
isHOKZi 3 months ago
Dammit collegehumor I'm trying to do homework!!!!!
Davidwilson1212 3 months ago 158
This is kinda screwed, the wendy young was a reddish brunnete, but the old wendy is blonde, then the jane young was blonde, but jane old was brunnette
dracohorn 3 months ago 3
2:43... "ha"
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iraq49 3 months ago
omg. wendy at the end = ROFLMAO
silverfire713 3 months ago 10
The second girl was kinda ugly
MyComicStyle 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@MyComicStyle umad? :D
isHOKZi 3 months ago
@isHOKZi Dunno, can't rewatch the video to answer you, sorry, hehe.
MyComicStyle 3 months ago
@NovJobzTwoFour HAHAHA awesome!
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anyone9991 3 months ago
"Ha" SO FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!
LydiaMakesMovies 3 months ago
LOL! Is that "girl" at the end Brock Baker?
happyassassin911 3 months ago
@NovJobzTwoFour God I hope so. haha
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anyone9991 3 months ago 3
@anyone9991 omg! So funny!haha
VictoryFire88 3 months ago
@anyone9991 "when doctor david freakin integrals heart i was going to continue" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
elenabeee 3 months ago
Bahahahaha xD
muffinheadrebel 3 months ago
Wake me up on the funny part..
LCxCZ 4 months ago
Gasp the guy who's plays Peter looks sexy!!! No lie plus the ending "ha" maybe me fall over laughing
number1hatemailluvr 4 months ago
shadow can never get laid
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RIDE ME!
gazhill89 4 months ago
Is the 3rd daughter is voice of Ash Ketchum?
Supafongboon 4 months ago
Why do they all sleep in the same house?
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jeanismohamed 3 months ago
@badb666 Its pretty normal.. In 90% of the world this is the norm.. Shut up america :)
YouLoveBeef 2 months ago
@YouLoveBeef Hm.
I see that you implied that American families don't sleep in the same house, and I raise you a "atleast we have a house".
RandomElderScrollFan 2 months ago
@badb666 They are all lesbians. There's nothing wrong with that, but secretly, they also like incest and MILFs. All of their wants right in the same house :)
ImaFackingNinja 1 month ago
@badb666 wat een epic reactie man echt genieten jij!!!
pr0venguilt 1 month ago
He looks like Adam from Workaholics
CurtisAlfeld 4 months ago
they never moved?
CommentWriter95 4 months ago
319 people had to fuck Wendy.
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MehLovePancakes 4 months ago 2
XD HAHAHA
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battlefield030fan 5 months ago
2:42 Katy Perry?
proudmexican111 5 months ago 2
the third girl was the hottest
Maasuum 5 months ago
You just realised peter pan is a pedophile.
Rushgoon1 5 months ago 8
@Rushgoon1 And he's into incest :l With his daughters...
PoutingXEvoke 5 months ago
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It is not incest. I mean the women seem to age about 30 years between his visits and the daughters with the possible exception of the last one who he was grossed out by
Marky11694 5 months ago
Wendy's always the lucky one in the end.
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TeamSeymour 5 months ago
2:21 fucking epic, lmao!!
Son0fShadow 5 months ago
Wait is the dude who played Peter pan also in workaholics?
zeomaster14 5 months ago
I thouhht he said ha
gojetsgo1997 5 months ago 4
I figured that's all Peter wanted! One of the biggest "Players" in literary history!
LucasKussowski 5 months ago
I think Peter sounds a little like Jack Black
MrDaclayman 5 months ago 5
@MrDaclayman lol he does
19lionkingfan 5 months ago
@19lionkingfan lol
MrDaclayman 5 months ago
I would have seriously bought it but...
they're not british.
The26bolder 5 months ago
Peter isn`t a player... he is having incest! that`s disgusting!
kindof277 5 months ago
I'm surprised there was never a son.
aeternostenet 5 months ago
@aeternostenet It's not all that surprising; see, gender is based on the X/Y chromosome. Males have XY, females have XX. And since Peter Pan is almost exclusively played by women, it's almost guaranteed (s)he'll be having incest with his/her descendants until the end of time.
The more you know.
Gigawolf1 5 months ago
INCEST... ewwwie... BUT FUNNY.. !!!
moreskatelessscoot 5 months ago
Peter Pans A Player. :P
FantsyChild07 6 months ago
lol. since peter never ages, all the girls he took to that place are all old and their daughters are hot.
FrankFrankFrankB 6 months ago
...Now presenting peter pan 2
KickSomeAss0 6 months ago
What you're missing is that the attempted humor in this is based solely on deprecating older people, and that I don't find that funny.
madamerotten 6 months ago
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manazoa 6 months ago
@madamerotten I got more of the impression that it was portraying Peter Pan as a pedophile, because the women are all of age (not old) when he goes after the teenage daughters. He's not interested in women, he's interested in kids.
Merkylicious 6 months ago
@Merkylicious I think that's a valid interpretation. Makes this especially wrong.
madamerotten 6 months ago
@madamerotten Clearly making an euphemism at MJ because of his connection with PP, IMO
Merkylicious 6 months ago
@Merkylicious I wouldn't go that far in my own analysis.
madamerotten 6 months ago
why won't wendy die? XD
sheiks65 6 months ago
Perfect humor for idiots.
madamerotten 6 months ago
@madamerotten Yes, it's not idiotic at all to insult people simply because they have a different sense of humor than you have.
QueenAnime99 6 months ago
@QueenAnime99 You've got that right.
madamerotten 6 months ago
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QueenAnime99 6 months ago
I was being sarcastic. LOL. I don't know if you realize it, but one's sense of humor is not indicative of one's intelligence, so making fun of those who have a different sense of humor than you have is rather..,idiotic. I'm sure you can find ways to prove your intelligence without insulting others. But perhaps I am missing something and you are simply using "idiot" as an affectionate term?
QueenAnime99 6 months ago
I watched this 4 times and I'm STILL laughing!!!
"you know id honestly rather f*** Wendy at this point"
*** Wendy rolls in***
"Let's do this!!"
"Ha"
MaddieAndEmmi 6 months ago
That dude was so damn skinny.... Green is not his color BTW.
GarretsSmexyChick110 6 months ago
or jane i think? :D
isavedprivetryan 6 months ago
Ha ROFL i laughed so hard at the end i almost died from laughing XD jade was hot though lol
isavedprivetryan 6 months ago
Ha ROFL i laughed so hard at the end i almost died from laughing XD
isavedprivetryan 6 months ago
Let's do this
nevil345 6 months ago
Ha :\
XDRAGONLUNCHBOX 6 months ago
Hahaha...
Themuffinz101 6 months ago
I almost pee myself St the end of this every time I watch it which is everyday!
theCRAZYtwizzler 6 months ago
Pimp Peter.
Mrdede1998 6 months ago
when did peter return them you never see that
starkiller1289 6 months ago
foreeever young, humans can't be, foreeever young
upoverthere47 6 months ago
@upoverthere47 Nice man.
recordnerd21 6 months ago
ha.
immarnel 6 months ago
Let's do this LOL
timesharkx 6 months ago
Looks like Peter's got his bitches lined up
1999dragonguy 6 months ago
Peter + Wendy = Jane?
maybe?
Peter + Jane = Emily? What!
Triple insest WTF?! if so peter could have slept with his daughter gotten her pregnent becoming the father of his daughter's daughter so that explains the ugly one she must of had messed up genetics or it was a boy with long hair........ and messed up genetics
HaloBoy74 6 months ago 8
yeah clapping works too go for it
lol ^_^
RandomPonyProduction 6 months ago
peter is such a pimp. daddy.
iloverikku714 6 months ago
In the beginning it sounds like she says "Ride me!"
Coldhell1211 7 months ago 5
@Coldhell1211 she did
horrorland28 7 months ago
Lets do this!
IamNOThere20 7 months ago 2