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That beer is what our best scientists have ever made, it even keeps itself from being frozen by the cold temperatures of Mars. The Scientists will find Extraterrestrial Life in no time!
That beer would be frozen and that glass would probably break from the pressure of the beer freezing in the cold temperatures on Mars, assuming that this commercial is depicting the planet Mars.
Haha! That's hilarious! I'd be proud to be Dutch too!
They're obviously only looking for dutch aliens though - who else would be attracted to a bar that only serves but one beer and loudly plays Honky-Tonk music?
aliens will never come when you just serve heineken lol. you'll need some real beer! man, I'm lucky to live in Belgium; not everyone is able to compare heineken with more than 300 other beers and realise heineken taste like someone pissed in a bottle with gas in it x)
Hertog Jan comes close. At least its better than Heineken. But Belgium beer is the best indeed. Misschien moeten ze met die regering van jullie maar eens een pintje gaan pakken. Dan komt t er misschien nog eens van..:-)
@4aapjes oeie, sorry :D ik snap da jullie er trots op zijn enzo maja, echt goed bier kunt ge het toch ni noemen e.. Voor mij is heineken een beetje te zwak van smaak, niet echt 'biersmaak' x) Heineken is precies een Jupiler (hopelijk kent ge da) maar dan 3x verdunt met water ö
EPIC moment ! B-)
tastatura50 9 minutes ago
/watch?v=CxUpt4dKvwI
aaaaaaaaaaaontos 15 hours ago
I like the Netherlands... but why are you raping the beer? Why do you cut it's head off?
Popel0 1 week ago
@Popel0 i actually love the Netherlands... only for you to know... I am german...
Popel0 1 week ago
@Popel0 they don't cut the head they put a layer of water on top so the head stays longer
wannaberaver2011 1 day ago
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ENTERRAPTURE20 1 week ago
What was the song he used when he set that machine up as a beer stand
demonfox879 2 weeks ago
@demonfox879
It's a covered version of "sing it back" from moloko.
sick2302 2 weeks ago
ge ziet dat daar geen kat op afkomt he ;)
cominotto 2 weeks ago
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mr8jan 3 weeks ago
song ?
BadoKusra 3 weeks ago
That beer is what our best scientists have ever made, it even keeps itself from being frozen by the cold temperatures of Mars. The Scientists will find Extraterrestrial Life in no time!
KitFoxune 3 weeks ago
That beer would be frozen and that glass would probably break from the pressure of the beer freezing in the cold temperatures on Mars, assuming that this commercial is depicting the planet Mars.
AlexanderIsaacConan 3 weeks ago
@AlexanderIsaacConan LOL, do you think you're smart now that you said it? You need a sense of humour, mate.
vbrazen 3 weeks ago
@vbrazen at no point did I specify it was not funny, I merely noted that it was not scientifically accurate.
Also I must add: No, I do not "think" I am intelligent; if that answers your question.
AlexanderIsaacConan 3 weeks ago
@AlexanderIsaacConan Heineken is simply best when cold.
DaemonEX0 3 days ago
why thank you germany !? dont get it....
ramzteklo 3 weeks ago
@ramzteklo I think Heineken is German.
AlexanderIsaacConan 3 weeks ago
@AlexanderIsaacConan hell no, Heineken is Dutch.
Abraksas112 3 weeks ago
@AlexanderIsaacConan heineken is from holland
hmt741 3 weeks ago
@AlexanderIsaacConan no heineken is dutch
MrMusic1DJ 2 weeks ago
@ramzteklo it's supposed to be an international efford... the germans do a part, zweden does the landing, and the dutch find the life...
tvsambeek 3 weeks ago
@tvsambeek no heineken is a dutch company
MrMusic1DJ 2 weeks ago
@MrMusic1DJ I know... that's what I said: quote: "and the dutch find the life"
tvsambeek 2 weeks ago
@ramzteklo heineken is dutch i don't get it to
MrMusic1DJ 2 weeks ago
i love the part when he says "Thank you Germany" :)
Threepwoot 3 weeks ago
wowowowowowowow just ummm woow wtf
LiviKowerko 3 weeks ago
adorable^^
HurensohnakaDeineMom 4 weeks ago
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you dont have to wait, i will come there with my beer rocket and drink all of it
LOL,,,
CalvinFabian 4 weeks ago
I will die before giving the aliens OUR BEER!!!!!! FIGHT FOR FREEDOOOM!!!! who's with me?!!
MrRan8300 4 weeks ago
@MrRan8300 I am with you...
TheRealJaneth 3 weeks ago
first Bar on Mars.
karansingh2010 4 weeks ago
-.-
Arunmozhaldo 1 month ago
Typische bioscoop reclame
LOSGUERREROS619 1 month ago
Hertog jan is voor stakkers die geen heiniken kunnen betalen, maar niet willen toegeven dt heiniken beter is......
jordijwc 1 month ago
@jordijwc hertog jan is duurder dan heiniken......
MrKakki13 1 month ago
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How to make Heineken: mix donkey piss with carbonated water......done.
madhat1979 1 month ago
Mars took all our aliens now :(
SadovnikovT 1 month ago
looooooooooooool
pervanah 1 month ago
FYI: Considering the atmospheric pressure on Earth (101.325 kPa) and on Mars (0.636 kPa) the beer would unlikely be in liquid form. :)
csikjarudi 1 month ago
@csikjarudi it would if the temperature is below the temperature at saturation at that pressure
KaKaGaNu 1 month ago
@csikjarudi allright thanks einstein
GrandmaXXL 1 month ago
yeah
manhmanhfsd 1 month ago
ti skeftike o p@@stis
lazaros1988 2 months ago
Heineken think they're so clever, this is nothing compared to some the average Australian beer commercials.
roloug95 2 months ago
this one was aweome but the best is the one with the guys screaming over the beer fridge
LDMASTER14 2 months ago 48
like a boss
SazTheLegendOfDragon 2 months ago
So the aliens that attack us are sober cause they have no beer...=/ hehe
Eyeglompyou 3 months ago
You may take our lives , but you will Never take our beeeeeer
sithhead7 3 months ago 2
@sithhead7 Hahah yeah!
0MiN3CRAFT0 2 months ago
ahahahahaaahhaha thats the reason of all !!! xd
airButterfly0 3 months ago
THEY WANT OUR BEEEEER!!!!! :(
Czhanny 3 months ago
now thats who nasa should be hiring
TheFilipinoBoxer 3 months ago 27
instant dislike .. why ? simple .... NOTHING BEATS ZOOLANDER COMMERCIAL
ugandaplayer 4 months ago
@sickqs ej, wat is er mis met heineken??
vrbrno 4 months ago
Yes, just yes.
noahwhygodwhy 4 months ago
can aliens get drunk?
cheshire1004 4 months ago
Haha! That's hilarious! I'd be proud to be Dutch too!
They're obviously only looking for dutch aliens though - who else would be attracted to a bar that only serves but one beer and loudly plays Honky-Tonk music?
TheSwhan 4 months ago
why thank you germany?
diego1Owb 4 months ago
@diego1Owb
because every country does its part, germany did the landing, and the dutch (heineken) supposed to find out if there is life..
guliomarkio 4 months ago
now we wait. epic
iBoyzification 4 months ago
i'm proud to be Dutch!!!!
peacok2701 5 months ago
ahahahahahahahhahaha
Supersburone90 5 months ago
:D
hhaaska 5 months ago
aliens will never come when you just serve heineken lol. you'll need some real beer! man, I'm lucky to live in Belgium; not everyone is able to compare heineken with more than 300 other beers and realise heineken taste like someone pissed in a bottle with gas in it x)
MrMoyaert 6 months ago
@MrMoyaert Oh yeah? Well i'm Dutch and.............have to agree with you
wackoyackooriginal 6 months ago
@wackoyackooriginal verstandige jongen :)
MrMoyaert 6 months ago
@MrMoyaert
Hertog Jan comes close. At least its better than Heineken. But Belgium beer is the best indeed. Misschien moeten ze met die regering van jullie maar eens een pintje gaan pakken. Dan komt t er misschien nog eens van..:-)
Superpiair1 5 months ago
@MrMoyaert allee manneke doe toch niet zo negatief over ons bier
4aapjes 5 months ago
@4aapjes oeie, sorry :D ik snap da jullie er trots op zijn enzo maja, echt goed bier kunt ge het toch ni noemen e.. Voor mij is heineken een beetje te zwak van smaak, niet echt 'biersmaak' x) Heineken is precies een Jupiler (hopelijk kent ge da) maar dan 3x verdunt met water ö
MrMoyaert 5 months ago
@MrMoyaert ach ik hou toch niet van bier XD
4aapjes 5 months ago
@4aapjes Ö!! bier = geschenk uit de hemel
MrMoyaert 5 months ago
Aliens might take our planet, our women (ugly ones) and technology.
But if they take our beer, I will bring my ak47 and shot them all!
90talisten 6 months ago
whats the song in the end by 00:49 ?
aquired7 6 months ago
@aquired7
A piano version of Kylie Minogue - In your eyes
XFanmarX 6 months ago
@XFanmarX @aquired7 No, it's a piano version of Sing it back by MOLOKO
leviathan8890 5 months ago
@leviathan8890
Wait... you're right!
DAMN those songs sound similar when played like that. :/
XFanmarX 5 months ago
Beer trap!!!!
chelseaforevah 8 months ago 2
lmao brilliant, heineken is the best beer ever
xPlantpoTx 8 months ago
the entrance is the best comercial
jbarriga2 9 months ago 2
3 mensen lusten geen bier
Lennart1423 10 months ago
Now I know where aliens keep invading earth. It's not for our natural resources. THEY WANT OUR BEER!
lkgrave 10 months ago 204
@lkgrave I'm sure aliens can brew better beer than us
W4rcrafter 5 months ago
@W4rcrafter They could or take the LAZY approach and invade our planet.
lkgrave 5 months ago
@lkgrave No! We must fight for it! :O
Porabany 4 months ago
@lkgrave Our beer youre not an fucking dutch guy arnt y
Chippendaily 2 months ago
@Chippendaily OK Your beer.
lkgrave 2 months ago
hahah :D i like it men
Ljansenpiano 10 months ago
lol a grolsch commercial before i am going to watch the Heineken commercial
Chuar1 1 year ago
and now we wait? you dont have to wait, ill come there with my beer rocket and drink all of it :P
Cod4HaCkAhPro33 1 year ago
eheheh ^^'
Mavrick021 1 year ago
Just brilliant
dizzmann8 1 year ago
that is good.
jalks1 1 year ago
haaahahah
mixmaster115 1 year ago
maakte ze maar net zon goed bier als reclame!!
sickqs 1 year ago 47
@sickqs
Yep. Heineken voor de reclames, Hertog Jan voor het echte bier.
Superpiair1 10 months ago
@sickqs wtf(:
freakswithnocause 6 months ago
@sickqs daarom is het ook wereldwijd beroemd zo slecht is dat bier...
heineken my favorite(H)
sjp19922 2 months ago
@sickqs hahahahaha inderdaad. slootwater eersteklas
LeandroMuntendam 1 month ago
@sickqs heineken is best lekker hoor
J4manlol 4 weeks ago