Futurama Christmas Song Lyrics

[KBC060899]

-let my happy smile warm your hearts- Aww Fry

[Supersmash2142]

LOL This is Hilarious Song This Could Have Been A High School Christmas Autotorium show Or Elementary school ......

[SmallishSwede]

I forgot how awesome futurama was before I watched this

[T101Crazy]

If I didn't have an arrow in my knee, I'd harpoon you in the eye!

[DragonDarkKnite]

@T101Crazy SKYRIM SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

[SamFisher147]

"Why You Selfish Little Bastards!" Bender's a Boss!

[Yamamanama]

It's Xmas, not Christmas.

[DylanRimbauer]

If I weren’t tuck here frozen I’d harpoon you in the eye.

[GreatAntarian]

Hahaha, Bender!

[Bettyn0ir]

I woke up with this bloody sing in my head in the middle of the night & I've been singing it all day

[Coseepo]

Ah Fry is such a cute singer

[Axerien]

14 people have a toy lodged in their brain

[thepropmonkey]

Robot Santa's line cracks me up every time I hear this.

[IRONHIDE434]

@TimeMachineThe no i mean the way she says it

[sharpie531]

i found the mistake that wasn't apostrophies or any other type of punctuation. You but crumm not crummy HA HA HA HA HA HA (I don't really care, i'm just bored so felt like commenting it)

[bsara1000]

Which episode was this??

[FF7Niteblade]

@bsara1000 The xmas episode?

[bsara1000]

@FF7Niteblade I meant the exact episode title.

[hulk239239]

@bsara1000 a tale of two santa's

[austie999]

If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye

[luckystarfan274]

don't you just love christmas? XD

[IRONHIDE434]

I really like how she says gorillas for some reason

[supergenius1994]

0:42 is my favorite part

[bluebarrymasher45]

14 people got harpooned in the eye

[MemyselfIallofus]

The music and tune of the song really fit the holiday spirit.

[348joey]

They're not elves, their netunians. They're just short cause robot santa doesn't feed them.

[VideoGamerSmith]

Bender: I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly.

Santabot: If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye!.

So funny lol.

[Ozepyon09]

"We're adequate" is my brother's and my triumph statement whenever we do something okay

[imakeyougoWTF]

14 people are made from inferior wood. :P

[luckythehedgehog101]

i will harpoon you in the eye

[dippytwinz221]

@inyourfacesociety I dont rly care that u think is original I can say ever I want so stfu smh

[dippytwinz221]

i should give u all a beating but i really have to fly. if i wasnt stuck here frozen i would harpoon u in the eye lol

[inyourfacesociety]

@dippytwinz221 WOW! OMG! THAT IS SO ORIGINAL!

[BookGirl0210]

Hooray!

[Inu47Yasha]

Leela has a really nice singing voice

[kallemick]

@Inu47Yasha i agree a few years ago i listened to this over and over again just for those parts

[hromeise]

@Inu47Yasha

I'm pretty sure someone already told you this, but if not: Leela is spoken (and sung) by Katey Sagal, aka Peggy Bundy from Married with Children, and she is a professional and very succesful singer. ;)

[Inu47Yasha]

@hromeise I knew who voice her but I didn't know Katey Sagal was a very succesful singer. Guess I've been living under a rock.

[shittyfagg]

@Inu47Yasha oh Aaaaaallll! You wanna have sex?

- No Peg.

[Nachtprogramm]

@Inu47Yasha For sure, "Leela" is also a professional singer, a member of musical groups since the seventies, backing vocalist and released two solo albums.

[XxKraitxX]

14 people got harpooned in the eye.

[ShadowMaker510]

i can sing this off the top of my head and i do ever xmas. my family thinks im crazy

[ClosedSLAMP]

14 people were harpooned in the eye

[ClosedSLAMP]

If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye!

[Piecrab]

And though you're cold and sore and ugly, your pride will mask the pain!

Let me happy smile warm your hearts!

There's a toy lodged in my brain!

Hoorah! We're adequate!

[Marrikable]

"which is good because we dont intend to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..."

[mousy554]

because 14 people have a toy in there brain,they forgot that the difference between 'thumbs up' and 'thumbs down' but everyone knows they ment  'thumbs up'

[percussionchica101]

Ugh, I hate it when Leela sings.

[Ristengirl876]

@percussionchica101 KATEY SAGAL IS AWESOME HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!?! D:<

[percussionchica101]

@Ristengirl876 Oh I know, believe me. I love Katey Sagal, but when she sings it makes me kind of uncomfortable.

[Thoralmir]

14 people will get harpooned in the eye next Xmas.

[danaroxy19822040]

ummm...weird.

[juiweiYang2000]

Ha ha it is so funny

:)

[hey12hey10]

brilliant lyrics- :if i weren't stuck here frozen id harpoon you in the eye"

facebook status right there

[InvisibleDiary]

13 people didn't receive gorillas.

[webcamfan2569]

@InvisibleDiary Im loling at ur comment right now! :)

[InvisibleDiary]

Hooray! We're Adequate!

[UnlimitedZoro2010]

why you selfish little bastards! do you want the to think santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk?! then shut your yaps and get back to work! i should give you all a beating but i really have to fly! if i weren't stuck here froozen i'd harpoon you in the eye!

[KendoGojimaru]

If I weren't stuck here frozen, I'd harpoon you in the eye! XDDDDD

[TheGoatAlmighty]

okay 1st futurama is very awesome but south park is better and second why does everyone have 2 quote the goddamn song just shut the fuck up cause I.D.G.A.R.A. what u wanna say or quote

[AMVpurgatory]

@TheGoatAlmighty

That's funny. Nobody else gives a rat's ass what you want to say, so it all works out rather nicely!

[ThePacman1011]

bender voce actor is the same dude that marcks finck from gow

[TheDSS64]

12 people have a toy lodged in their brain

[queenofpotatoland]

HOORAY! there adequate :)

[edwardelricfangirl1]

Lol Love Bender lines :D there the best

[JKPREC]

Hi,

Great video and nice song. Keep up the good work.

Hope 2 CU on my channel.

Grtz. Jef

[AspellProductions]

I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly

If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon in the eye!

God...I love Futurama.

[KiropLokiIncarnate]

12 people aren't even adequate

[HighKingDubby]

"Hooray! We're adequate!"

[themangakawolf]

i should give u all a beating but i really have to fly!!! LOL XD

[bobbala17]

Neptunians not elves

[afsgang]

@bobbala17 You're right but even the song says elves

[iRicecrispy]

Which is good because we don't intento pay =')

This gotta be one of the best futurama songs xD

[colprom]

And if i wasnt stuck here frozen! i'd harpoon you in the eye! =3 lol

[DirtyFreaks]

Santa and bender rule!

[JetWash63]

Wrong torak9999 it's from a tale of two santas, season 3

[HaloRoxMySox47]

@JetWash63 You're both wrong... Season 4 episode 2.

[webcamfan2569]

@HaloRoxMySox47 its season 2 idiot!

[webcamfan2569]

@HaloRoxMySox47 its season 2 episode 8 idiot!

[TheDarkGamerX]

@webcamfan2569 saying "idiot" is such a immature thing to do.

[HaloRoxMySox47]

@webcamfan2569 I don't know why I'm trying anymore, but why don't you go to this website and look for yourself, "idiot".

[sunny123able1]

@HaloRoxMySox47 your both douchebags its season 3 episode 3 and i found that out after i went into the futurama website like you said

[HaloRoxMySox47]

@sunny123able1

multiple santa episodes to be confused with.

By the way, if being right makes me a douchebag, then I'm cool with it.

[sunny123able1]

@HaloRoxMySox47 i love trolling

[Walter877]

If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye!

Classic!

[TVlover014]

We're adequete!!

[torak99999]

season 2. idiot

[1990supersonic]

wouldnt all this be stopped if in the end they didnt put the tatoo on fry's ass

[thenutintheushanka18]

@1990supersonic This is from a season Three(I think) episode, not Bender's Big score.

[donecaan]

I'd Harpoon you in the eye.

[cory304mac]

cool

[Jason9992fromroblox]

"If i Werent stuck here Frozen I'd Harpoon you in the Eye" D:<

[ThereGoesKitty]

"if i weren't stuck here frozen i'd harpoon you in the eye"

[Valis77]

Which is good because we dont intend to pay. lol

[Dubhuir]

"This song bleongs to the creators of Futurama".

Seriously!?

[AlienfaceBiliRubin]

if i wouldn't stuck here frozen, i'd harpoon you in the eye!

just badass!

[KingRabid]

possibly one of the funniest songs on futurama to date

[mattmasterx360]

Lmao which is good becuz we dont intend to pey! XD 5/5

[ElZonko]

I. LOVE. FUTURAMA.

[ShadowXII]

And though you're cold, and sore, and ugly, your pride will mask the pain.

Let my happy smile warm you!

THERE'S A TOY LODGED IN MY BRAIN

[yamato99935]

Bender must be the funniest, genuinely vulgar animated character ever. All the other rude animated characters in the world are just pretentious, he's the real deal.

[SmileAznStyle]

LMFAO EPIC!!! XD

[eggtiny]

If i listen to a Futurama song long enough i can sing every part ^.^

[eggtiny]

This is 1 of my favorite songs on Futurama

[The313juggalo]

It pissed me off when they took this show off of adult swim.

[rubber2k]

@kallemick new eps will be out in middle of june or july

[Antari0424]

My cousin and I sing this at Xmas rofl XD

[Mariobros956]

if i wasnt stuck in frozen i would harpoon u in the eye

[sticksftw]

@Mariobros956 stuck in frozen.. lol

[007sylvain]

lol this very good song

[kallemick]

this song wakes some good memories from when i was watching futurama episodes and i was addicted but now i watched everything every episode every movie

[kallemick]

i miss watching futurama :( WHEN WILL THE NEW EPISODES BE READY!? and will they be as good as the old ones?

[Hansraw]

LOL "fairly" sober ROFL

[dog2547]

THERES A TOY LODGED IN MY BRAIN lol

[chaothedod]

cant stop playing song...

[chaothedod]

1:04

[CamilleLovesFuturama]

I love how super-speed is labeled 'Lucy,' great I Love Lucy reference. XD

[vampirekitty001]

1:02 - 1:14

i should do a colab entrie with the audio, the elves can be kyo ken and i could be bender

[ematnn]

what's the name of original song???

[xxzhitzxx]

there not elves there neptunians you noob

[tehnoobshowftw1]

shut up noob!

[xxzhitzxx]

@tehnoobshowftw1 tehnoobshowftw1 note the term noob in your display name,as such go piss out your ass, and choke on a biscotti,

your lord and master

xxzhitzxx

[saphireroze001]

lighten up, u guys!

its christmas!

[Toxiccrazer]

omg this would make awsome if you and your friends are forced to do a christmas concert run on stage and sing this song

[2006rspker]

benders lines are the best lol "why you selfish little bastards"

[grudainc]

@2006rspker i love bender and his wit!

[ADHR26]

Futurama is the best ever

[sheepdog2c7]

theres a toy lodged in my brain!

[DoctorYoda1]

i love the bender part :D

[TheManWithTheHats]

I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly!

If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye!

[VladiUYX]

If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye! - Briliant :))

[cj101094]

Lol very funny :D

[SavageRush012]

1:04 hilarious!

[Larrylarp]

Hilarious song

"There's a toy lodged in my brain!"

[yuffiekid101]

there not elves there neptunions who santa mistreated.

[AdamMatulewicz]

my band are SO covering this

[rubber2k]

isent this the same tone as "hey there delilah"?

[kallemick]

@rubber2k maybe it could be a parody

[Kheph1]

bleongs to futurama, i love futurama and i love that we get some new episodes this winter!

[MikeOShay]

Erm, Summer 2010. Unless you're on the southern hemisphere, I suppose, in which case your statement's a bit more correct, yeah.

Nonetheless, I'm also looking forward to it. I hope they have a few new songs, they were always great. This one, the Bureaucrat song, the third act of The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings, and more.

[tehnoobshowftw1]

lol harpoon you in the eye

[deeayen2]

favourite song here

[bubblesdew6]

lol when i watched the episode bender was like:Well you selfish little bas lolz

[brokenlizardboys]

leela sounds really good

[ShoMusical9999]

Now it's back into our tenaments to drown ourselves in rye. rofl

Holly jolly Christmas indeed.

[Vhakkox]

LOL, Why you selfish little bastards.

[nattybox]

Lol, I just watched tht episode like.. right now. Too Bad I Ddunt Show Bender Swearin :(

[HeatherRawriee]

"Theres a toy lodged in my brain!"

[gaimasta36]

if i lived in that time i would take a grenade and stick it down robot santas throat

[ZeekyHB0MB]

bleongs?

[chickersaw13]

''If i weren't stuck here frozen i'd harppon you in the eye.

[qpoqiuqytqrewq]

I love this scene. I hope I can find it on youtube.

[555slipknotic666]

Bender:

Why you selfish little bastards

Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk?

LMAO!!!!!!

[MissPerfectionist14]

I mean Bleongs! (god, now who makes typos!)

[MissPerfectionist14]

I know that bit at the end is probably a typo, but i love the word 'pleongs'... it's sounds so funny!

[100PROcentCw]

"We are getting awfully tired, and we can´t work any faster, and we´re very, very, sorry" "Why you selfish bastards!" xD

[noahbean1997]

There's a toy lodged in my brain.. i'll harpoon you in the eye! lol!! :p

[chernob0i]

possibly my favourite christmas episode of anything ever ... south park's "christmas in canada" and "woodland critter christmas" are close though

[darkrai90210]

We are getting awfully tired and we can't work any faster and were very very sorry!

Why you selfish little bastards! Do you want to the kids think santas just a crummy empty headed jerk?!?

Then shut your yaps and back to work

[Haystar182]

~Hooray! We're adequate!~

[obiwanobiwan13]

Fry: Let my happy smile warm your hearts!

Elf: There's a toy lodged in my brain!

Classic. 8D

[Poopcorn5]

Why you selfish bastards!

Bender owns.

[danielvck999]

theres a toy lodged in my brain lolfs