Things That Shouldn't Exist..

[divatpamethook]

apparently I may be dead inside but hey THAT made me laugh sooo yeah... pretty sad. by the way is it ahah or haha.

[xXEmoPunkKittyXx]

things that shouldn't exist.... your penis? x)

[rjgroovy]

I smiled watching this video Chris! How about assholes who drive by cat calling or making ignorant hateful comments? Those assjacks should not exist!

[bradalfk]

Lol I was sitting literally exactly the way he said I shouldn't be XD

[koga4444]

everything on this list, excluding otter pops and waffle houses (which are both EPIC) is either the effect of something, (hangovers, the effect of drinking too much) or can't be helped ( the people who you described, all of them, it's just the persons nature to act that way).

[presleyplott1]

I lovveeee the waffle house!! haha. I like their chicken melts and pickles at four a.m. in this small town when there isnt anything else to do!!

[fannycakes14]

@itschriscrocker Why not the Waffle house? they have decent food...Bahahahaha! just kidding<3

[DeEsIbAyBeEz]

BLAHAHAHAHA!!!HEY HEY HEY 20jeddy F-YOU!!!! love you chris <3 u inspirez me :)

[scribbleshatesyou]

If Chris Crocker shouldn't have existed, then he wouldn't have. Eyy yo Chris, keep doin yo thanng:)

[20jeddy]

Faggots like you shouldn't exist and should be shot dead.

[123Burningheart]

@20jeddy No, honey. People like you who judge someone when they obviously can't HELP WHO THEY ARE, shouldn't exist. What is even wrong with you? The fact that you would say something so cruel like that about someone who you don't KNOW? Get a life, quit being an asshole, and open your eyes and realize people don't choose who they become. Lol...seriously dude.

[20jeddy]

@123Burningheart HAHAHAHAHAHA, i was just kidding, lol

[SH3LBI3LYNN33]

I Love Your Videos ; Keep it up <3

[zhangxiannan]

Background scenery is beautiful

[lifelessonswithmaha]

the end was amazing...lol

[marsjunkiegirl]

this is the funniest video he's made in a long time

[MaxMichelle18]

That Glasses fits you perfectly!

[janiebug97]

Chris is too cute to be gay...:(

[capricorncoool]

u forgot Nuclear Bombs

[Harishumayun0345]

CHRIS CROCKER, should not exist!

[hopingtoflyaway]

Disease/illness, aging past the age of 21, pain and suffering and 2/3 of the human population shouldn't exist.

[Xxbeastlyxshotz]

The cops that abuse power, I completely agree. But chris Crocker vids SHOULD exist. And thankfully they dow

[AlyssaxXxShane]

You forgot on thing on that list: Homophobes who watch your videos JUST to be judgmental like that have any right to be. :)

[ViacomPwnedUrMom]

You forgot one thing on that list.

Yourself.

[TheBunniesLoveChuux3]

Homophobes shouldn't exist. <3

[wateronthemoon09]

he is so ot hell yeah im gay ill go out with him

[TheTrueSong]

Spiders :o

[ilovethebeatles09]

hehe you make me smile. and laugh. and wish i was a guy !!!! (:

[aysenurnilufer]

funny , cute and sweet why r u gay why why ?

[MegaHegira]

Things That Shouldn't Exist.....Fags like you. The end.

[ilovethebeatles09]

@MegaHegira Ass hole. You are an idiot.

[MegaHegira]

@ilovethebeatles09 I am an idiot yet you are the dumb fucker that didn't know that "asshole" is 1 word not 2, and by your grammar you obviously did not know that. Fag. Must be all the cum on your brain.

[RollinRox09]

Whoa, chris, what happened! Did you hang up the drag? Where have I been?! Well Whatever your plans good luck, you are awesome!

[vegan4life1992]

the comment below me shouldnt exist

[crystalfox26]

O.O otter pops are the bomb!

[kaylajuIia]

....who is this man? im sorry i havent seen chris in about a year... where did she go? :o

[CeCeTheNoob]

kmart.

LOLOL i strated laughing so hard.

[FluffyPotatoe]

Ants shouldnt exist.

[lilprettyrican]

@AudioMusicProduction homophobia is a fear or hate for gay people. Which is why he said it shouldn't exist. You should check your facts before talking shit on his video. "sorry just speaking the truth".. -_-

[youlookingfierce18]

if ur a hater of chris crocker, why are you watching his videos?! stop being a hater just for the sake of being a hater. stop comenting as if people are gonna like ur post because u said something rude. if u show off how much u dont like chris crocker, guess what? alot of people dont like u too.

[12markito]

Chris is hot.

[MRWhoreoscope]

Otterpops? Really?

OTTERPOPS?!

Are you fucking stupid. Otterpops are amazing.

[AudioMusicProduction]

Honey not everyone likes you either.

Homophobia shouldn't exsist? I thought you were gay?

What the fuck? Love is love and can exist in any fucking way possible. Guy on guy, girl on girl, boy on girl, girl on girl on boy, boy on boy on girl, any fucking way. I remember you were a trying to be a tranny. Videos like this make people hate you. Sorry just speaking the truth...

[sumsimplan]

@AudioMusicProduction do you even know what homophobia is? if you don't, an extreme and irrational aversion to homosexuality and homosexual people.

[AudioMusicProduction]

i fucking love otter pops!!!

[KimmyNoelle]

Hangovers wouldn't exist if people didn't get drunk in the first place, honey :/

[DontLetMeGetMe98]

forgot justin bieber

[Pazayik3]

Otter pops are the shit. #winning lol

[cheerbabiee123]

"Whats wrong with you?"

"Who raised you?"

"Fuck you."

[rizkafik]

chris please make video about your favorite food :) it should be fun to watch. thank you chris, ♥

[rachelshavon]

Waffle house I 100% agree they are sooo gross!!

[teenbean4life]

haha, your great & i love your glasses.

[gallows120]

fags should be on your list but ther not cuz if they were you wouldnt have made the clip faggot

[xxKyleysaysxxfckh8xD]

@gallows120

I think it's funny how you took the time to watch his video & comment. ;DD

HAHA. Chris was talking about people exactly like you. :DD

[ScottieRouge]

I must disagree. Your videos and you of course are is existance because they should be. You make me smile when I'm having a crap day. :)

[ZukuRiot]

0:29 AWWW, so cute when he said that xD

[ConservativeBrony97]

Things That Shouldn't exist 1. Chris Crocker 2. Jersey Shore 3.Ignorant liberals 4. Bullies

[MichyMuncher]

Chris is so cute

But to bad he is gay D:

[ddougherty10]

All these ppl saying he shouldnt exist, are stupid. Idc If u don't like him. He has every right to exist.

[JustCallMeBrii]

maybe YOU shouldn't exist peterroen!

[dterzyan]

you're so funny <3 “im really bored.. BYE!” lol

[midnighttemptness]

AIDS should not exist

[lilwhit32]

Full on burst into laughter when he said the wafflehouse xD love you Chris keep up the good vids and keep your head held high :D

[peterroen]

chris crocker should not exist...

[HotTop202]

@peterroen

fuck you bitch you shouldn't exist!!

[peterroen]

@HotTop202 i gave u a thumbs up for telling me that i'm a bitch after defending chris crocker EPIC!! :D

[HotTop202]

@HotTop202

thx

^_^

[otimaticb]

I am dead inside, and I laughed, ha ha

[TheHellequinne]

Nose hairs exist to keep dust from getting up in your brain, lol.. hangovers exit because immature want to drink and act stupid, k-mart exist cause walmart, homophobia is contagious even straight people are more curious about same gender sex.. chris crocker you should not exist, but I am glad you do and hopefully we get to see the real you more then the fake you.

[pxmarielx]

Hangovers don't have to exist....just don't drink! Hahaha.

[jaimiegoofball]

whats wrong with you,who raised you? fuck you

hHAHAHAHAH awesome

[SallyA1218]

I dont even know if you will read this but, I love you chris! You are hilarious and I love your new style. I loved your old one too but I like your new one better <3 It makes you look.... Handsome instead of beutiful? Idk how to put it but as always you look AMAZING :)

[WTFM]

woah woah woah! dont diss on the waffle house! O_O wait? your saying your vids shouldnt exist???? >< i just fell into confusion!!!!!!!

[youteraw]

this may be random, but this looks like an amazing day... i love this type of weather. lol

[PurplePandaFreak]

U shouldn't exist

[lolque99]

You shouldn't exist.

[KyraMoonfyre16]

Chris, I love you but the nose picking is nasty... just sayin.

[meggie756]

Your voice aggrovates me but i actually love you. Lol <3

[sexyizzy99]

PSH CHIRS CROKER NEEDS TO EXST O; to bring smiles to ppl<3 who need somebody to look up to:3

[Myriemm]

what about things like racism ? Corruption ? Poverty ? World hunger ? I mean...come on ! I'm happy that you said homophibia but you forgot about all of thoseeee

[amerettto]

every thing you mentioned here doesn't exist in HEAVEN!,

what do you say we move there ... ha ?

[blah0206]

Okay, seriously?? If you don't think chris should exist then why in the flying shit are you watching his vids??? Like he said, no one is holding a fucking gun to your head, idiot. Obviously there's something about him you enjoy or you wouldn't have clicked on the fucking video.

[Chekedaki]

Fuck! Chris you are actually much hotter as a guy! I mean lots of girls and guys must have wet their underwear viewing your new video! <3 :D

[MilsOwns]

is that how you talk you have to change badly to a boy.

[wiccanbabe92]

OMG! i fucking love your facial expressions! i absolutely love you chris and if i were to see you on the street you bet your ass i'd ask for a pic and an autograph! lol <3

[VentraleStar]

u are awesome!

[Mauzy143]

@hertot No darlin'.......just tryin to make an observation. I'm a female by the way :)

[hertot]

@Mauzy143

ok ,,darlin

[hertot]

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[slhaynes1231]

i was so excited when you said waffle house. i almost died out of excitment. youre hilarious:) and love your videos! youre amazing!! i really hope you seee thisss!

[leonxyz4m]

chris crocker, should not exist. just saying...

[MilsOwns]

you forgot YOURSELF!!!!!!!

[Partyrock7474]

I fucking love you Chris!

[TallyOtaku]

I fucking love you Chris!

[hellogoodbye0110]

Chris Crocker vids make me smile, laugh and entertain the SHIT outta me!

keep on keepin' on Chris :)

[Reaper4293]

You forgot to add faggots to your list.. js... cuz if faggots didnt exist homophobes wouldnt exist.. D:? Win/Win?

[143cedcls]

"People that watch my videos and sit there, unimpressed from the beginning. Before the video even starts; they're just ready to judge me and they go, "He's not funny. He's not making me laugh. What's the point of his youtube? All the while, they're not reazliing that no ones holding a gun to their fucking head." LOL. That was soo funny. I love you, Chris. You're incredible.

[iProCami]

wtf? picking his nose .. O_o

[LyzaNubla]

nose hairs.. help you to not get sick or something.. lol

[xsarahyoungx1]

@Badnews008 why don't you grow up?

[BadNews008]

Why don't you just snort your amylnitrate and get butt banged by your boyfriend, and stay away from a camera, please?!

[ItzJustJessy]

Chris Crocker vids should totally excist

[MsSMSgirl]

it takes more muscles to frown than to smile!

[nessgro]

chris crocker

[Nini606m]

ur stupid

[misstalksalot3]

you don't like otter pops?!

[steph4dougie1]

I think I love you!!!

[DarksideCookiez]

I really like this guy hehe he's funny!

[LeeJonesLuvsU]

Shit talkers like Perez Hilton shouldn't exist.

[phonophesile]

Why that Mr.Roger's music playing in the background?

[MissDanniBrown]

1:38 to the end made me LOL. so funny :D

[Hm0ngYexus]

DUDE, if you smile to a guy it ='s hitting on him.

Guys don't SMILE back at GUYS!!! xDDD

but lmao

[heartsongsKat]

nose hairs are actually really important :3

[xXLLMXx]

ily<3

[BraZiiH]

whats wrong with you?

who raised you?

fuck you

-hes the best

[Zachsmommy2010]

lol i love this video

[CosmicSolitude]

LOL. I totally agree with otterpops.

[wayne1955]

Add people who go into a place of business and are assholes.

[allinlodz]

we'd be dead if nose hair didn't exist

[teamretrouniverse]

not impressed.....

[kayfly14122]

whats wrong with you? who raised you? fuck you! :) hahahaha i love him please dont change!

[NileSings]

What's wrong with you!? Who Raised You!? Fuck You! LMAO

[taylorandgary96]

I love all your videos and your nose picking like it aint nothing ive been a fan for a very long time XD since brittney spears

[NanookMagic]

lol i love how you pick your nose like its nothing xD

ewww XD warning next time lol

[wintercuddling]

@itsFantaa you should leave earth

[UKpatriot90]

cold weather? you mean hot weather...

[MegaXXspongebobXX]

@UKpatriot90 exactly...fuck hot weather

[TheBusKids]

All those haters need to go suck my nonexisting penis because you, Chris Crocker, are fucking AMAZING!-3

[gucci1keisha1]

Who bred you one sided mind people?? Some of u sound like u were cross-bred with a pack of hyenas! As predictable as all these comments are I feel the need to ask Y? If u hate gays...then Y? If u hate Chris Crocker...then Y? Can for da first time somebody surprise me with an answer to my comment b/c there's never any bold soul to straight come out n say "B/c I'm bored w/my regular life and I feel like bothering somebody" ?! You are a NOBODY, and NOBODY cares!

[drorange69a]

gays, 

[wintercuddling]

@drorange69a People like you

[drorange69a]

@wintercuddling i dont like gays.. probblem? because im on the Internet? you cant do shit about it. go bug someone els on youtube.

[wintercuddling]

@drorange69a Haha I actually laughed. That is sooo contradictory... I'm not trying to "bug" you, I'm saying homophobes shouldn't exist that's all, and that you should go bug someone *else on youtube because you're the one that's missing the point on this video: Chris. If you'd hate so much gay people you wouldn't take the time to look at the video and comment it. Wouldn't you like to go fuck yourself :)?

[drorange69a]

@wintercuddling ....good point. iv said something like that my self...but still dont like gays. :) and i dont realy know why i wotched it. :L

[wintercuddling]

@drorange69a It's okay, a lot of people don't like gays. It's just an opinion, but they still exist :) and, at least the ones I know, are such good people... It's not to fight or anything but I don't understand why some people don't like them. Just because of their sexual orientation... there's no point. They could be really good people, nobody knows.

P.S you don't have to answer I just wanted to share the thought.

[flybikes29]

@UrMomWatchesThis my life is about 95% perfect. Why only 95? Because 100% is Heaven & no gays are in Heaven :p

[twistedbutterfly81]

house lol forgot that part

[twistedbutterfly81]

XD awesome as always and yes i agree the waffle

[musicbleep6969]

95 people dont exist .-.

[acneriddenteen08]

Nice hair style

[thebrittanyv1]

You inspire me! Thank you!

[alexisrose324]

No horrible diseases !

[danceblast15]

HIV, AIDS, Herpes, Mono, Hangovers, Headaches, K-Mart, Mosquitos, Wasps, Hornets, Yellowjackets, Horseflies, Westboro Kansas, Acne, The body's ability to produce foul odors...um...a good half of my 8th grade graduating class...Nicholas Cages career...and homophobia.

[Frida708]

@danceblast15 Most of them comes from us humans, so... Yup.

[iLuVsHoEs64]

@danceblast15 don't forget about racism!

[danceblast15]

@iLuVsHoEs64

Indeed!

[hippolover545]

@danceblast15 cancer

[mia234567]

@danceblast15 You forgot periods :/

[iAmThePrettyGirl]

@danceblast15 Why K-Mart.? XD

[danceblast15]

@iAmThePrettyGirl

It's just an inferior store to all the others. Wal-Marts around me are so much cleaner and nicer-smelling. And nothing's been touched over.

[mdawg12312313]

Guys just stfu. Gay people are who they choose to be and you can't stop them. Besides haters make them famous. Oh and I think homophobic people shouldn't exist. You guys are total asswipes. How would you like it if someone told you that you couldn't love your spouse?

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

@mdawg12312313 Gays don't choose to be gay

[morbidangel1962]

I LOVE otterpops so you can stfu D: and i love cold weather to lol

[morbidangel1962]

I LOVE otterpops so you can stfu D:

[8thPrincessofHeart1]

You are so hilarious! This is a good look for you personally.

[Unknownjoker650]

I fukin hate u whiny lil bitch!!!

[Unknownjoker650]

Burn it.kill it..kill it with FIRe

[flybikes29]

We don't hate you because you're annoying. We hate you because you're you and all you do is whine about everything (oh.. and you're gay).

[UrMomWatchesThis]

@flybikes29 Your life must really be boring and sad. I feel sorry for you.

[flybikes29]

Things that should not exist... Um.. You?

[mizzlulu1991]

Love everything u say honestly ur videos have help me out in life hunny ppl that hate on u shouldn't exist

[toveh]

Press 9 and pause.

[thesparklerspamman]

if i don't smile at you saying mother f*cker i'm dead inside? what the hell is wrong with you?

[Seanster206]

press 3 for epic awkward silence :D

[XoCatchMe]

Boys that are assholes.. should not exist. -_-

[cricketbat08]

gross nose picking ugh!