Auto-Tune the News #7: texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail.

[jakegeeee]

the girl ruins most the vids

[lolliepop90]

@jakegeeee Who? Katie (The autotuned one) or Sarah (The one who starts singing at 1:24)? If it's Sarah, prepare to die.

[tobythekingcharles]

The only reason why people thumbed down is because they dont agree with the racism, their not hating on Smchoyoho

[ketel1vodka]

we need to get our slaves back

[xtrevad]

1:50 best riff ever :D

[13blondey]

1:11 the awkward moment when the black guy is wearing 2 different colored ties

[Iluvpie6]

I figured out how to get voted into office.

You have to be fluent in gibberish!!!!!

[Grake2000]

I just think we should build a turtle fence

[nevittj]

did anyone else notice you could click the words and move them or was that just me?

[willrelio2609]

i used to put my head down and wait but then i took an arrow to the knee

[willrelio2609]

1:51 - 2:15 ....o_0 stuck in my head....

[BusRush10Fo]

I was so constipated until I heard this, I pooped. Thanks SchmoooooYOho!

[jmxbox]

Doctor, doctor, can a shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe? Oh!

[peanut0327]

I love the silence at the end of every Autotune The News vid cuz u will at least see one person do something random xD Like in this one the girl waved her head and puckered her lips LOL and the black dude put his hand over is lips xD

[redshoekid12]

That Dan Lungren's rhyming certainly convinced me that Democrats are the source of trouble in Washington.

[cecillbill]

Katie Couric is rocking these auto-tuned vids!

[cecillbill]

But, wait.... get stopped by the police and "don't say nothing" means say something...

[BBall0027]

Things are going to get serious when the woman behind The Huffington Post, who also plays a bear on The Cleveland Show plays an instrument.

[rappinlife]

uhh is dis the news or or bed time story

[REECE2399]

I can't believe he said WHITE FOLKS to AL SHARPTON!

[Facepalmguy]

Love these videos :D

Also, i feel like im the only one that noticed, but they have a MusicMan Stingray. WANT!

[ImFittesnerk]

Wait! Where is my champagne? All I heve here is some beer?

[TJniby1026lala]

I love Katie Couric's bit, especially the line "People on the road can turn an LOL, into a great big OMG."

[Daniel800]

is it just me, or does the girl at the beginning sound like Consuela?

[TwilightLover9239]

People on the road can turn an LOL

Into a great big OMG.

[ImFittesnerk]

I need to watch theese when I havent smoked to because is just realised Wtf was "What the fuck".. I must have been i Neverland when I saw this!

[SquirrelINSANITY]

I am on that weird part of youtube again......

[kellzita]

you guys are geniuses

[xIceox]

LOL at the fake hands

[lolliepop90]

Who is this Shawtayee that they keep singing about?

[TDAizmylyfe123]

@lolliepop90 Shawtayee means girl it is the same as Shawty

[ImFittesnerk]

@lolliepop90 Its Katie Couric.. :)

[giggshenrik]

413 people turned an LOL into a great big OMG :o

[MumakiProductions]

413 people had a stroke.

[lara4329]

... :)

[crandlepenguin777]

michael is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot when he says 'perilous' at 2:17

[SuperExpressway]

im so confused idk what to believe 

[TheTupperwareZebra]

I'm synesthesic if you don't know what that is look it up but anyway this is like an explosion of squares

[Kroatowa]

lol im srry but the autotune turned the LOLtoOMG line from corny to FUCKIN AWESOME I cant stop saying it

[TheTonyuzumaki]

im angry XD

[speedreader2008]

Nice "Music Man" allusion.

[therealbrooksie]

0:51 wheres their legs?

[travisle1]

I know she says drug affending, but it sounds like dragon offender

[Savdawg2010]

no comment



[antismatic]

Aww man! I spent the whole video just waiting to hear either David Brooks or Paul Krugman autotuned. You threw stills of them into the opening sequence just to taunt me, right?

[Kberry02]

WTF he don't know a tiger from a giraffe

[WebsterScapeSauke]

WOW, the "LOL to OMG" line was SOOO fucking corny.

[fable2fan1234]

LOL sticking something in his rectum. 1:43

[ZeroPermission]

Poor stumbling Buchanan. Three cheers for racism!

[kolpolaske]

Want to get a Gears of War 3. More info at: goo.gl\k3U6R

[DarkBota1]

PLEASE, put all ur songs in iTunes

[kh512]

@RMBOclannn I'd like to see you try and run a country. It's so easy to criticize someone when you're not in their position. Try being a little less ignorant and more understanding. It's sad that the world is full of people like you.

[Kymmze]

"Are ya sayin' we got thugs in he fUUzZz?"

[Oshigoshimaa]

"Uh is this the news or a bedtime story?" loll best part

[123beber]

hahahahaah lol into omg OMG

[Kymmze]

Who's JE?

[TheMasterkiadimundi]

@Kymmze it stands for junky einstein the character that michael plays

[cooperTroopa1]

perilous

[yaoistSecret]

407 people turns a LOL into a great big OMG XD

[Oshigoshimaa]

Wtf michael gregory is fucking sexy......damn shawtyyy

[BobDolesButtCheeks]

Anyone esle notice Katie Couric is like, super sized and off at the end?

[travisle1]

white folks! Yaya!

[SilverFoxinthelight]

lol music man bit....

[michaeltheiii]

2:14-2:49 Sarah is wearing three pairs of glasses...

[AKSBSU]

Sarah cracks me up in this video. I loved her facial expressions during the Pat Buchanan segment, and I felt the same way listening to this bozo. It's amazing how dazed and confused this guy consistently is regarding race issues.

[americans4integrity]

@AKSBSU you mean on EVERY issue. lol

[AKSBSU]

@americans4integrity I'm convinced he smokes lettuce before every debate.

[americans4integrity]

@AKSBSU Oh most definitely he does. haha

[yetanothertubeuser]

Are there even serious news on TV in America? I mean, this "LOL-OMG" line ... are all American TV stations like RTL2??

[masterknaster]

@yetanothertubeuser Leider ist RTL noch informativ im gegensatz zu ammi nachrichten:(

[d34thblack]

dude you guys are awesome !

[matty5]

I have no idea who that is but at 1:03 , the third man from the left with the dollar chain round his neck looks like what George Bush might look like when he's older.

[jneff88]

@matty5 that is pat buchanan

[Vladislaussy]

the next generation of Asif Ali Zardari is the nigga in the side of old pimp dude

[Djeispark]

WTF i think im having a stroke..lol Sarah i love you!

[AKSBSU]

Does Pat Robertson smoke lettuce before he has debates about race? Somebody hire a PR specialist for that guy. Or just gag him.

[Nyika1203]

The girl in the group looks a lot like Gianna Michaels...

[Djeispark]

@Nyika1203 lol somebody watches good porn

[emiroxs17]

aren't the bells in the back the harry potter theme??

[abcumm25]

@emiroxs17 the bells are from Swan Lake

[MathPirateFilms]

1:56 best part!

[Vladislaussy]

shit do drug addicts smoke lettuce ?!?!?!?!?!

[TheSlycoop01]

@Vladislaussy naw, only junkie einstein

[sk8rdman]

lol, who writes her stuff haha. It's crap, but it's hilarious.

[ImNotBritish612]

PEOPLE ON THE ROAD CAN TURN AN LOL

INTO

A GREAT BIG OMG.

[ASpySA]

...Does Rep. Dan Lungren realize he's quoting a conman?

[Im0wningKids2]

i like the old guy with chain necklace part

[expertsk8er79]

1:24-1:36 That girl can sing.

[Mrzotter121]

I like how the background music is swan lake

[Marshal098]

Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

I'm on a laptop

[Jd55hi]

@Marshal098 im looking at ur comment and doesnt have any thumbs up

[Marshal098]

@Jd55hi Its a copy and paste thing smartass dont take it seriously

[Jd55hi]

@Marshal098 i know it was cuz i saw another one of those on a different vid

[Marshal098]

@Jd55hi haha

[deadlyninja112]

People on the road can turn an lol into a great big omg love tht part!!!!!

[ShadowEbreo]

why don´t you autotune the autotuned voice of rebbeca Black??? Maybe with that she will sound better xD

[Gallagher0118]

"Is this the news, or bedtime stories.? "

LOL xD

[wassabiking787]

WHITE FOLKS WHI-I-I-ITE FOLKS!! LOLOLO

and then...

BLACK FOLKS BLA-A-ACK FOLKS!!

omgggg

[TheRapMK]

GREAT :DDD

[greenday61892]

People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.

[messyspiller24]

I Have Sarah's Faces Memorized At The Pat Buchanan Part :)

[96lauta96]

The Auto-tunes are addicting

[greenday61892]

Evan at 2:24.... lmao

[Speedboy230]

1:02 to 1:51

[KR3WtheSHOW]

Doctor Doctor Can A Shotey Get A Shot And To Take A Load Ohhhhhhwwwww

[forsurenoob]

2:40 - Katie Couric looks plain weird, I mean, I know that the face is edited unto the body but it just looks... weird!!

[Twitch380]

Awesome! And funny. And WHY must ppl repeat the video in the comments?? And why is there ALWAYS someone asking "what song is that" --

[joepglass]

Why is this pat buchanan fail? He was right.

[SWFlash0]

2:15 GLaDOS sings.

[irockthebest18]

lol "he dont no the difference from a tigar and a geeeraff"

[hancockcorey]

EPIC.

[breeze5230]

Only sexy people can sexy breathe. ;) Best part 0:00-3:16.

[xXCyberCookieXx]

i cant believe they said "turn a LOL in to a great big OMG" on the news XD what an awesome news lady XD

[newhousemusic007]

WTF, I think I am having a stroke...lol!

[SkyBubbleful]

Turn an LOL into a great big OMG.

[RepressedNoob]

almost everything sounds better auto-tuned Rebecca Black*coughs*

[kurirugi]

junkie einstein is the best/favorite character xD

[WHATxAxPROx]

did anyone notice the 3 capital buildings in the backround? at 0:51

[FilipXD112]

404+ people think, that white folks can't rhyme

[funugan]

@64cody That's a good example, would you rather listen to her off key?

[xylophonefan100]

AHH!! its throughout the whole song!

[xylophonefan100]

holymotherfuckballs. ive seen this video countless times, bt i just realized that at 2:15, the them playing on the bells is the theme from the swan lake ballet

[thremtopod315]

@xylophonefan100 it's going on for the whole thing, starting at the beginning.

[d809]

@xylophonefan100 O.O omg didn't noticed it either 'til I read your message D:

[Aquill0]

@xylophonefan100 I'm even more embarrassed by the fact it's at 0:16 as well, and I didn't notice until I read your comment...

[Asymma]

Is this the news... or a bedtime story?

[stupidnamehereT1001]

FUK YOU I TEXT CAUSE IT'S FUN

LOL can turn into a big ROTRLMAO

rolling on the roof lying my ass off

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@stupidnamehereT1001 don't get anyone killed

[MissyBooHentai]

@stupidnamehereT1001

Correction...

Rolling on the roof KILLING your ass off

-___-

[narutard1231]

Double Capitol all the way! It's starting to look like triple Capitol D:

[HollyBee9000]

Pat Buchanan is a racist homophobic freak of nature.

[AndreTheAudacity]

am i the only one who hears a police siren at 1:10

[MrShadow8921]

did he say some white guy was abused by having policemen "stick SOMETHING is his RECTUM"? LoL WTF

[sokkaizcool]

Gotta love the THREE capitol buildings in the background at the beginning.

[0mri]

LOL YES WE CAN OMG!

[boots1622fan]

Auto-tune the news~! Auto-tune the news~! Everything sounds better auto-tuned~! IT'S IN MY HEAD NOW.

[joebingo49]

tbh, this is one of my favourite backing tracks of yours.

[FrontalTraction]

@joebingo49 It's Swan Lake.

[joebingo49]

@FrontalTraction I know that, but 2:13 onwards isn't!

[TheTwiOfficial]

triple truble

[TheTwiOfficial]

white guy over load

[TheTwiOfficial]

he dont know a tiger from a giraffe

[fruityboy08]

0:58-1:01 Background noise: You can hear the "true" voices of them saying 'Wait'

[David216894]

@fruityboy08 nah really

[Krivaka]

fuck arianna huffington...limo liberal

[Speedboy230]

1:02

[64cody]

the end message is wrong! not EVERYTHING sounds better auto tuned! take rebbeca black for example :)

[MrShadow8921]

@64cody LoL true

[greenday61892]

@64cody I'm sorry good sir, but your logic is flawed. She's better auto-tuned than she is when not.

[64cody]

@greenday61892 be that as it may, its your opinion.......im not saying your right or wrong (being that ive never heard her un-autotuned) but what i AM saying is that she doesnt exactly help autotune become a good thing :)