Ninjas of the carribean is actually an aswesome idea, Askaninja should get paid by someone to be an adviser on the set, its about time someone did a pirates of the carribean spoof, why not ninja style.
you are so full of bullshit they are not basedon robot pirates they are based on a novel and the boats actually have historic inafamy where ninja's no shit but blades
Oh, sweet!! So YouTube will let you upload other people's videos and place ads on them? And here I was trying to make original content. What a fool I've been. So, "great upload", I guess?
At about 1:57, I suddenly was struck by the incredible irony of watching a review of a *pirate* movie...by a *ninja*.
It's like being stabbed by a cutlass, and then falling onto a crapload of caltrops... I think I need some rum, but I'm afraid it'll be booby-trapped...
its called pirates of the carribean, its gonna have pirates in it. I know, i was shocked that it actually had pirates in it too. but hey i think we were given a little notice about pirates being in the movie...
For anyone discussion who would win in a fight, it should be noted that ninja used Futokoroteppo (bronze pistols) as well as rifles and handheld cannons (ozutsu). So the concept of "well pirates have guns" essentially means nothing. Kayakujutsu is the use of gun powder, firearms, and explosives in Ninjutsu.
actually, he was in some kind of hellish afterlife, at least that's what I gathered. that made sense, what with the ferried souls, and the fact that he had just died.
Then in the third one everyone is double crossing everyone like six times over so you no longer know who you should sympathize with, and you don't really care anymore.
If it was Ninjas of the Caribbean, I don't think it would be "Dead Man's Chest". I think it would be "Dead Man with a Ninja Star in his Chest" Hahahahahahahaha! :D I crack myself up!
yeah i agree i love pirates of the carribean 1& 2 but the third one u culd barely understand wat all the captains were saying ...lik they were gibbering crap...and i didnt lik the ending :(
XCHAPYEG you a fuck wit. A HUUUGGGEEE fuck wit, go destroy your computer and all the computers that you have acess to and get of the internet coz THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET WAS BORN FOR! ASK A NINJA=A+ AND FOUR AND A HALF BILLION POINTS!
He's so correct on this. At World's End was the most confusing jumble ever. The only good movie of this whole trilogy was the first one. There was no need for the second and third ones.
naruto is the most faggish stupid gay ass thing ever to be created with a bunch of people who somehow have freaking like MAGIC powers and shit. they took something cool (ninjas) and somehow ruined it. It was like taking Chuck Norris and turning him into Ryan Seacrest, its that bad.
if you actually listened he says the movie is called at worlds end at the beinning of the video. he replays the review of the second movie because he says its the same thing.
yeah, it is a review of PotC3, that was how it was released by the ninja. so the uploader is correct. should we continue the biology lesson?, or is it completely wasted on you?
do I get a plotline too?
DDerkizzle 4 days ago
I love all the Pirates movies, but this is still hilarious!
DianaMB10 1 month ago
What made him wanna be nija
Poisousxxkiller 1 month ago
It could've used a LOT MORE gore and a LOT LESS Verbinski!
MrMathesonk 2 months ago
this guy is funny
LUXAETERNA6603 2 months ago
Ask a ninja is way underated!
JimbosliceLV 4 months ago
i fell asleep in the Theater it was soo boring.
91Nintendofan 4 months ago
I love how all he had to do was literally copy paste the review from pirates 2 for this movie... and the review still makes perfect sense XD
WillRock07 6 months ago
I personally loved the movie
Squeakel97 6 months ago
@Squeakel97 me too :)
xUmberBlackstonex 4 months ago
@DianaD5555 Thanks :D
xDuchessx 7 months ago
Ninjas vs Pirates.......BEGIN!
MrMetalbeast123 7 months ago
63 people do not like ninjas. I love them lol
kissmeblue2 7 months ago
LOL, go to 4:40
eexxppeeddiittee 7 months ago
if this ninja went on pirates of the carribean, johnny depp would be in some serious competition
tarkeke 8 months ago
ninja should be the main character
tarkeke 8 months ago
the best review I've ever seen...totally nailed
tarkeke 8 months ago
Ninjas of the carribean is actually an aswesome idea, Askaninja should get paid by someone to be an adviser on the set, its about time someone did a pirates of the carribean spoof, why not ninja style.
Gzail 8 months ago
Seriously I have fought a Kieth Richards before, it's not that hard!!!!
hahahaha, Yes!
KmorrisonNCC1701 9 months ago
if it were up to me id make ninjas of the carribean
powerup3005 9 months ago
the fourth one is awesome!!!!!!!!!
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Ertmantis 9 months ago
everybody gets to be the pirate , hahahaha omg
xXwufeiXx 9 months ago
killyousoon
watsup160 10 months ago
62 people are pirate wannabes
IIDASHII 10 months ago
you are so full of bullshit they are not basedon robot pirates they are based on a novel and the boats actually have historic inafamy where ninja's no shit but blades
roarschach1 11 months ago
@roarschach1 haha, you mad? *coolface*
RobinGothic16 11 months ago
@roarschach1 um yeah they are based on a Disneyland ride called Pirates of the Carribean--ever heard of it?
normiebates 9 months ago
ROFL!!!! I LOVE IT!!! I can't wait to see the review for the 4th one coming up. that should be good.
TheJavott 11 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Katalyzt 1 year ago
Pirates FTW!... -Runs away-
dandanme 1 year ago
Pirates of th Carribean 3 was entertaining. It was simply funny. I dont think I ever really followed the plot much.
jonathanokoro35 1 year ago
i guess pirates of the carribean needed more ninjas.
higurashimori 1 year ago
61 people's relatives have been destroyed by ninja's.
fenrirswolh3 1 year ago 3
Oh, sweet!! So YouTube will let you upload other people's videos and place ads on them? And here I was trying to make original content. What a fool I've been. So, "great upload", I guess?
sagaofbluewing 1 year ago
what i am NINja he IS ninJA She IS NInJa
elfolomoment 1 year ago
"And then multiply the general confusion... by a bucket of chickens!"
hahaha! That's epic!
5h0rgunn 1 year ago
Your just jealous, that nobody made a movie called ninja's of the Caribbean
InvaderTak176 1 year ago
well he is jedi, we are jedi, he is jedi two.......
TheJavott 1 year ago 2
@TheJavott too, not two
zperuna 1 year ago
@zperuna well, my bad. typing reflexes
TheJavott 1 year ago
i liked the movie but this does have more action and comedy :D :P
guitaro465 1 year ago
so lame :) ...
More enthusiast who thinks he can give an opinion on the best film ever!
Think he's funny Oo Come on Give me a break...
Bloody baby humor really funny to you?
LoveSexyJohnnyDeep 1 year ago
@LoveSexyJohnnyDeep someone's mad
zperuna 1 year ago
@LoveSexyJohnnyDeep when you make 1 video that gets the laughs ninja gets then you can run your mouth until then, hush
jezuzfreek777 1 year ago
Good going strongbad!
Epic15 1 year ago
I love the way he advertises the female t-shirts at the end!XD Krakens me up every-time!
Animepupproductions 1 year ago
Confuse it with a bucket of chicken
I lol'd
solosoloblackdude 1 year ago
The best movie review I've ever seen! I'd rather pay to see this review than to see the actual movie.
TentacleOne 1 year ago
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TentacleOne 1 year ago
This video was wayyyyyyyyyy more enjoyable than the movie.
understudy52 1 year ago
@Blackwidina how very true.
Kakasholo 1 year ago
At about 1:57, I suddenly was struck by the incredible irony of watching a review of a *pirate* movie...by a *ninja*.
It's like being stabbed by a cutlass, and then falling onto a crapload of caltrops... I think I need some rum, but I'm afraid it'll be booby-trapped...
Blackwidina 1 year ago
aww man
I got the sword in my head
:(
DarlingSerenity 1 year ago
i loved potc 3 movie but this is hilarious!
0749 1 year ago 2
I will make ninja's of the caribaain
jfig1000 1 year ago
What's with the preface with the blue background?
PimpOfPixels 1 year ago
This is my favorite episode EVER. haha!
woodelf5 2 years ago
think earlier episodes were kinda better...
Darigaazgr 2 years ago
ninjas>pirates
xeadm 2 years ago
Everytime i say plotline... replace that with.. Plotline.
ahahahhaha
sqwert1088 2 years ago 13
XD Kraken! Kraken! KRAKEN!
and when someone succesfully memorizes the "signal" at the end, let me know...
all i remember is "houdy do there ma'am"
zeekyzoid 2 years ago
OMG!!! THIS IS SOOOO OWNAGE!!!!
Rasenchidori 2 years ago
@macburl2 youre retarded arent you? why dont you show off to your mom. maybe she'll care
DontLogOffordie 2 years ago
kraken, kraken, kraken!
SilverMight69 2 years ago
Keith richards, keith richards, keith richards!
RaustBD 2 years ago
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its called pirates of the carribean, its gonna have pirates in it. I know, i was shocked that it actually had pirates in it too. but hey i think we were given a little notice about pirates being in the movie...
HolyRomanKnight 2 years ago
Ok now it's true!! the one about the first "pirates of the caribbean" was totally False!
Matthew8011 2 years ago
Funny but pirates of the carribean is awsome
AmigoProduktions 2 years ago
lol. this is hilarious... even tho that movie was amazing.
juicedisl09 2 years ago 3
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shut up that movie is amazing!!!
brittanycakes12 2 years ago
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I think this guys is retarted!
TheTruckinboy 2 years ago
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I like this guy, but... DON'T FUCK WITH PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!!!! YOU"LL DIE IN HELL
stakalka 2 years ago
ahahaha omg I LOVE this guy! being a person who practices martial arts, omg I just cant get enough of this guy he's awf da chizz-ain!
wcmadskilz 2 years ago 2
Ha ha haaa! "It's like a never ending story, but with no luck dragon."
KiernanMooney 2 years ago 5
For anyone discussion who would win in a fight, it should be noted that ninja used Futokoroteppo (bronze pistols) as well as rifles and handheld cannons (ozutsu). So the concept of "well pirates have guns" essentially means nothing. Kayakujutsu is the use of gun powder, firearms, and explosives in Ninjutsu.
wachaninja7 2 years ago 2
*discussing, sorry
wachaninja7 2 years ago
ninjas, had ninja stars and bows and arrows also. But a ninja would be behind a pirate before the pirate knew what was up.
tassidar86 2 years ago 8
people are stupid. just say what I say: "We are too good for guns. just try to shoot Ninja."
jedimaster00000 2 years ago
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FUCK YOU Pirates of the Caribbean IS FUCKING AWESOME
shikamarunara472 2 years ago
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hit puberty
wafflecakepans 2 years ago
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go fuck your mom
shikamarunara472 2 years ago
"i don't know about you but i have typed more for less" LOL
OsamaBinLooney 2 years ago 2
never ending story.... without a luck dragon ahahhahahahahah that was awesome film ahahahhaa
rshackerteam 2 years ago
keith richards.... keith richards! keith richards!!
jordan1980 2 years ago 5
'Cause Ninjas are better than Pirates (:
AsTheSunBurnsOut 2 years ago 16
and i loved the first and second ones but they were kinda the same a bunch of undead things sailing the ocean looking for something
Weirdo300 2 years ago
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Weirdo300 2 years ago
actually, he was in some kind of hellish afterlife, at least that's what I gathered. that made sense, what with the ferried souls, and the fact that he had just died.
RaustBD 2 years ago
Lol i love ask a ninja
Drummer9801 2 years ago 2
multiply that by a bucket of chicken
LMFAO!!!!
funniest shit ever!
swiftGTi95 2 years ago 2
you're seriously going to ask a ninja's opinion on a pirate movie?
dingaling24 2 years ago 2
Fuckin rights!!
llamaempress 2 years ago
Best theme song ever.
ArrghVideos 2 years ago 6
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i dont think its fair for a ninja to review a pirate movie, of course there gonna hate, its there nature, pirates hate ninjas, ninjas hate pirates
LINKthePIRATE913 2 years ago
dude i saw this guy on G4 a few days ago or a week ago!
ad133n234 2 years ago 5
I actually love that movie but lol this was a hilarious review.
bestworldsthe 2 years ago 7
with no LUCKDRAGON!!
ululanio 2 years ago 7
"If you don't know Kierra Knightley, she's kind of a more mannish version of Orlando Bloom"
ROFL XDXD
This is hilarious X3
xDuchessx 2 years ago 84
LOLZ u guys this is funny as titz
PntButrMnstr 2 years ago
when were titz funny :l
loveMCRlove 2 years ago 2
when i saw your moms!
oxear 2 years ago 6
they should always be serious
lilcryingangel 2 years ago
Funny review, but I really liked the 3rd movie. Of course I had to watch it a couple times to fully understand the story. Very complicated but smart.
Phenderz 2 years ago
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U SUCK Pirates 3 was the best!
crossfusion1233 2 years ago
XD unfinished plotlines XD
GIChiyo 2 years ago 4
4:41 , hahaha!
Sokrates89 3 years ago
i have this podcast, and have never saw this episode!
curtithird 3 years ago
w......t.........f....!!!
shannonR2778 3 years ago
the reason it sucked is because it was confusing tring to follow the story by what was happening
DiggityDoglikeDogg 3 years ago
Then in the third one everyone is double crossing everyone like six times over so you no longer know who you should sympathize with, and you don't really care anymore.
WhenYouveGoneGuru 2 years ago 48
If it was Ninjas of the Caribbean, I don't think it would be "Dead Man's Chest". I think it would be "Dead Man with a Ninja Star in his Chest" Hahahahahahahaha! :D I crack myself up!
Dirtboy101 3 years ago 10
yeah i agree i love pirates of the carribean 1& 2 but the third one u culd barely understand wat all the captains were saying ...lik they were gibbering crap...and i didnt lik the ending :(
brunetebabie14 3 years ago
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Dumb ass. This was originally a review for pirates 2. He says so in the video. You must have ADD which is why you liked pirates 2.
WhenYouveGoneGuru 2 years ago
Pirates Of the Caribbean 3 sucks!!
everythinghellboy 3 years ago
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does he ever the the fart up
rangeramage1 3 years ago
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this is the stupidest thing i have EVER seen stupid ninja wouldn't shut up
SHAWNAroxURworld 3 years ago
As he's the only one in the video, if he did shut up that might be boring.
jasonsgroovemachine 3 years ago 9
becasue the movie was so endlessly bad , i wouldnt shutup either ^^
Sarge078 3 years ago
chunkie cheese style ha ha
shealy122 3 years ago
"Its like a never ending story..except with no luck dragon"
My stomach! Ooohhhh....I laughed too long. And Im still laughing!
FlippyluverHTF 3 years ago
Took a whole bunch of screenplays and shoved them all into a shotgun and just shot it.
I love that explanation!
vfmc77 3 years ago
lol wtf
Alphafart22 3 years ago
haha funny review but y are people arguing over pirate vs ninja? Wat are you 5
Chocol8Sensation 3 years ago
XCHAPYEG you a fuck wit. A HUUUGGGEEE fuck wit, go destroy your computer and all the computers that you have acess to and get of the internet coz THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET WAS BORN FOR! ASK A NINJA=A+ AND FOUR AND A HALF BILLION POINTS!
TheChartmaker 3 years ago
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You clearly are an 11 year old who cant comprehend the first thing about the internet. Stay in school.
XCHAPYEG 3 years ago
hmmm so your clearly as ignorant as an 11 year old, takes one to know one my deluded friend
TheChartmaker 3 years ago
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Why dont you stop trying to be a cyber bully and go beat your meat to another ninja video?
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All 3 were good.
A guy who dresses up like a ninja and presents himself on Youtube is not to be taken seriouslly. I cant believe he made a movie review. Get a job?
XCHAPYEG 3 years ago
Seems like you've a rather terribly hideous case of FAIL.
Meatbagz 3 years ago 5
I'm a pirate. I found an iPod at the beach and put Ask A Ninja on it. I wouldn't put that movie on it.
thomasscottpainter 3 years ago
let me see if I get it then.... replace kraken by keith richards... so... he had already fought a keith richards? O.o
that sure explains a lot (?)
shogunsetsu 3 years ago
He's so correct on this. At World's End was the most confusing jumble ever. The only good movie of this whole trilogy was the first one. There was no need for the second and third ones.
missbushido 3 years ago 2
Sure there was a need: the need of the producers to make more money. :-p
MassCityGent 3 years ago 2
Don't know what he's talking about. I liked the movies.
Although the 2nd one is my least favorite.
rashin 3 years ago
i agreed with him on the 2nd one, but i liked the third one. (at worlds end)
Mogli2nd2none 3 years ago
A never ending story without a luck dragon LOL
Penfold8 3 years ago
how does real ninjas conversation turn into naruto
connorempey 3 years ago
even funnier
Scapps90 3 years ago
True, they do have a sense of humor. Which is why they're not as stealthy as ninja-ninjas. Ninja-Pirates tend to laugh in the most critical moments.
I gotta take my hat to them for been able to kill while they're drunk, though.
They can only do that because, you know, they're ninjas.
hpbeast 3 years ago
I should've laughed with this video, but... I'm a ninja. And ninjas don't laugh. If you fdo listen a ninha laughing is probably because:
a. You're already dead.
b. You're about to be.
hpbeast 3 years ago 2
Or
C. You didn't notice that they were a ninja pirate, twice as dangerous as you, if you were a ninja.
Ninja-Pirates haave a sense of humor.
agagabagabag 3 years ago
Everyone knows Ninjas don't like pirates. :)
BlackKitKat 3 years ago 2
thank goodness the franchise is over . . .
srsairbags 3 years ago
Naruto = :(
Naruto Shippuden = decent but too much filler
Sakura from Naruto Shippuden = Fine as Hell!!
Hinata = extremely shy but still awsome
Gaara = most badass character ever, should be called Gaara Shippuden, you get the idea.
ruckusman333 3 years ago
naruto is the most faggish stupid gay ass thing ever to be created with a bunch of people who somehow have freaking like MAGIC powers and shit. they took something cool (ninjas) and somehow ruined it. It was like taking Chuck Norris and turning him into Ryan Seacrest, its that bad.
HomestarrunnerDotNet 3 years ago
Couldn't agree with you more. Definately Naruto nijas ARE NOT ninjas.
Ninja can do way more stuff.
hpbeast 3 years ago 5
naruto=biggest waste of time ever
rally4life11 3 years ago 3
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Yeah nija's are just sad because thier biggest rep is Naruto. I would be jealous if I was a ninja.
VideoJunkie91 3 years ago
Naruto sucks
It used to be cool, but then fanboys ruined it
Asmackinyourface 3 years ago 9
I completely, 100%, entirely agree with virtually EVERYTHING you said there.
pieloverz 3 years ago 5
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lonely? horny? hit me up!! t
citrinuska 3 years ago
i totaly agree whit the ninja, Pirates Of the Caribbean 3 sucks ass
Punkanr 3 years ago 8
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dude no way Kiera Knightly is fuckin hot
digitalph33rfan9 3 years ago
no, actually.
Ark16 3 years ago
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Dead man's chest isn't even number 3 fool. if you are going to review a movie, get the title right twat burger.
LisUhNoVuhFan 3 years ago
if you actually listened he says the movie is called at worlds end at the beinning of the video. he replays the review of the second movie because he says its the same thing.
EJGC89 3 years ago 4
lol ^^
zabaabba 3 years ago
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You people are dumb. lol.
ebmusicman84 3 years ago
It could have used a lot more Gore, and a lot less Verbinski, which I think is Russian for "bad dialogue".
SpavnOvHel 3 years ago
no luck dragon.
vikingninja72 3 years ago 3
this is the review of the second one
catwithhotfish 3 years ago
ITS THE SECOND ONE
justcommentingx3 3 years ago
haha!!! killer review, my friend.
Drewbert90 3 years ago
she kinda uh.. a slightly more masculine version of Orlando Bloom
VJ90210 3 years ago 3
That was a Pirates of the carribean 2 Review Fool
Arthurb06 3 years ago
he said it was
do u not watch the video well
he said tht in the beginning
HOUSEMD77 3 years ago
IM TALKING ABOUT THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO FOOL.
THE TITLE THAT THE UPLOADER PUT UP!
god! =P lol Not really that aggitated kinda exaggerated it. haha
Arthurb06 3 years ago
watever
HOUSEMD77 3 years ago
he said at the beginning that the two movies were the same, so he was just gonna show the second one again. we use our ears for listening
lorDUpor 3 years ago
And we use our eyes for reading dipshit, As I said before Im talking about the Title that the uploader has assigned to the video.
Think.
Arthurb06 3 years ago
yeah, it is a review of PotC3, that was how it was released by the ninja. so the uploader is correct. should we continue the biology lesson?, or is it completely wasted on you?
lorDUpor 3 years ago
Well its not the potc3 review is it ffs, It's the same one as his Potc2 one.
And dude, The whole biology session was lame.
Just get over it -_-
Arthurb06 3 years ago