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  • do I get a plotline too?

  • I love all the Pirates movies, but this is still hilarious!

  • What made him wanna be nija

  • It could've used a LOT MORE gore and a LOT LESS Verbinski!

  • this guy is funny

  • Ask a ninja is way underated!

  • i fell asleep in the Theater it was soo boring.

  • I love how all he had to do was literally copy paste the review from pirates 2 for this movie... and the review still makes perfect sense XD

  • I personally loved the movie

  • @Squeakel97 me too :)

  • @DianaD5555 Thanks :D

  • Ninjas vs Pirates.......BEGIN!

  • 63 people do not like ninjas. I love them lol

  • LOL, go to 4:40

  • if this ninja went on pirates of the carribean, johnny depp would be in some serious competition

  • ninja should be the main character

  • the best review I've ever seen...totally nailed

  • Ninjas of the carribean is actually an aswesome idea, Askaninja should get paid by someone to be an adviser on the set, its about time someone did a pirates of the carribean spoof, why not ninja style.

  • Seriously I have fought a Kieth Richards before, it's not that hard!!!!

    hahahaha, Yes!

  • if it were up to me id make ninjas of the carribean

  • the fourth one is awesome!!!!!!!!!

  • everybody gets to be the pirate , hahahaha omg

  • killyousoon

  • 62 people are pirate wannabes

  • you are so full of bullshit they are not basedon robot pirates they are based on a novel and the boats actually have historic inafamy where ninja's no shit but blades

  • @roarschach1 haha, you mad? *coolface*

  • @roarschach1 um yeah they are based on a Disneyland ride called Pirates of the Carribean--ever heard of it?

  • ROFL!!!! I LOVE IT!!! I can't wait to see the review for the 4th one coming up. that should be good.

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha!!!

  • Pirates FTW!... -Runs away-

  • Pirates of th Carribean 3 was entertaining. It was simply funny. I dont think I ever really followed the plot much.

  • i guess pirates of the carribean needed more ninjas.

  • 61 people's relatives have been destroyed by ninja's.

  • Oh, sweet!! So YouTube will let you upload other people's videos and place ads on them? And here I was trying to make original content. What a fool I've been. So, "great upload", I guess?

  • what i am NINja he IS ninJA She IS NInJa

  • "And then multiply the general confusion... by a bucket of chickens!"

    hahaha! That's epic!

  • Your just jealous, that nobody made a movie called ninja's of the Caribbean

  • well he is jedi, we are jedi, he is jedi two.......

  • @TheJavott too, not two

  • @zperuna well, my bad. typing reflexes

  • i liked the movie but this does have more action and comedy :D :P

  • so lame :) ...

    More enthusiast who thinks he can give an opinion on the best film ever!

    Think he's funny Oo Come on Give me a break...

    Bloody baby humor really funny to you?

  • @LoveSexyJohnnyDeep someone's mad

  • @LoveSexyJohnnyDeep when you make 1 video that gets the laughs ninja gets then you can run your mouth until then, hush

  • Good going strongbad!

  • I love the way he advertises the female t-shirts at the end!XD Krakens me up every-time!

  • Confuse it with a bucket of chicken

    I lol'd

  • The best movie review I've ever seen! I'd rather pay to see this review than to see the actual movie.

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  • This video was wayyyyyyyyyy more enjoyable than the movie.

  • @Blackwidina how very true.

  • At about 1:57, I suddenly was struck by the incredible irony of watching a review of a *pirate* movie...by a *ninja*.

    It's like being stabbed by a cutlass, and then falling onto a crapload of caltrops... I think I need some rum, but I'm afraid it'll be booby-trapped...

  • aww man

    I got the sword in my head

    :(

  • i loved potc 3 movie but this is hilarious!

  • I will make ninja's of the caribaain

  • What's with the preface with the blue background?

  • This is my favorite episode EVER. haha!

  • think earlier episodes were kinda better...

  • ninjas>pirates

  • Everytime i say plotline... replace that with.. Plotline.

    ahahahhaha

  • XD Kraken! Kraken! KRAKEN!

    and when someone succesfully memorizes the "signal" at the end, let me know...

    all i remember is "houdy do there ma'am"

  • OMG!!! THIS IS SOOOO OWNAGE!!!!

  • @macburl2 youre retarded arent you? why dont you show off to your mom. maybe she'll care

  • kraken, kraken, kraken!

  • Keith richards, keith richards, keith richards!

  • Ok now it's true!! the one about the first "pirates of the caribbean" was totally False!

  • Funny but pirates of the carribean is awsome

  • lol. this is hilarious... even tho that movie was amazing.

  • ahahaha omg I LOVE this guy! being a person who practices martial arts, omg I just cant get enough of this guy he's awf da chizz-ain!

  • Ha ha haaa! "It's like a never ending story, but with no luck dragon."

  • For anyone discussion who would win in a fight, it should be noted that ninja used Futokoroteppo (bronze pistols) as well as rifles and handheld cannons (ozutsu). So the concept of "well pirates have guns" essentially means nothing. Kayakujutsu is the use of gun powder, firearms, and explosives in Ninjutsu.

  • *discussing, sorry

  • ninjas, had ninja stars and bows and arrows also. But a ninja would be behind a pirate before the pirate knew what was up.

  • people are stupid. just say what I say: "We are too good for guns. just try to shoot Ninja."

  • "i don't know about you but i have typed more for less" LOL

  • never ending story.... without a luck dragon ahahhahahahahah that was awesome film ahahahhaa

  • keith richards.... keith richards! keith richards!!

  • 'Cause Ninjas are better than Pirates (:

  • and i loved the first and second ones but they were kinda the same a bunch of undead things sailing the ocean looking for something

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  • actually, he was in some kind of hellish afterlife, at least that's what I gathered. that made sense, what with the ferried souls, and the fact that he had just died.

  • Lol i love ask a ninja

  • multiply that by a bucket of chicken

    LMFAO!!!!

    funniest shit ever!

  • you're seriously going to ask a ninja's opinion on a pirate movie?

  • Fuckin rights!!

  • Best theme song ever.

  • dude i saw this guy on G4 a few days ago or a week ago!

  • I actually love that movie but lol this was a hilarious review.

  • with no LUCKDRAGON!!

  • "If you don't know Kierra Knightley, she's kind of a more mannish version of Orlando Bloom"

    ROFL XDXD

    This is hilarious X3

  • LOLZ u guys this is funny as titz

  • when were titz funny :l

  • when i saw your moms!

  • they should always be serious

  • Funny review, but I really liked the 3rd movie. Of course I had to watch it a couple times to fully understand the story. Very complicated but smart.

  • XD unfinished plotlines XD

  • 4:41 , hahaha!

  • i have this podcast, and have never saw this episode!

  • w......t.........f....!!!

  • the reason it sucked is because it was confusing tring to follow the story by what was happening

  • Then in the third one everyone is double crossing everyone like six times over so you no longer know who you should sympathize with, and you don't really care anymore.

  • If it was Ninjas of the Caribbean, I don't think it would be "Dead Man's Chest". I think it would be "Dead Man with a Ninja Star in his Chest" Hahahahahahahaha! :D I crack myself up!

  • yeah i agree i love pirates of the carribean 1& 2 but the third one u culd barely understand wat all the captains were saying ...lik they were gibbering crap...and i didnt lik the ending :(

  • Pirates Of the Caribbean 3 sucks!!

  • As he's the only one in the video, if he did shut up that might be boring.

  • becasue the movie was so endlessly bad , i wouldnt shutup either ^^

  • chunkie cheese style ha ha

  • "Its like a never ending story..except with no luck dragon"

    My stomach! Ooohhhh....I laughed too long. And Im still laughing!

  • Took a whole bunch of screenplays and shoved them all into a shotgun and just shot it.

    I love that explanation!

  • lol wtf

  • haha funny review but y are people arguing over pirate vs ninja? Wat are you 5

  • XCHAPYEG you a fuck wit. A HUUUGGGEEE fuck wit, go destroy your computer and all the computers that you have acess to and get of the internet coz THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET WAS BORN FOR! ASK A NINJA=A+ AND FOUR AND A HALF BILLION POINTS!

  • hmmm so your clearly as ignorant as an 11 year old, takes one to know one my deluded friend

  • Seems like you've a rather terribly hideous case of FAIL.

  • I'm a pirate. I found an iPod at the beach and put Ask A Ninja on it. I wouldn't put that movie on it.

  • let me see if I get it then.... replace kraken by keith richards... so... he had already fought a keith richards? O.o

    that sure explains a lot (?)

  • He's so correct on this. At World's End was the most confusing jumble ever. The only good movie of this whole trilogy was the first one. There was no need for the second and third ones.

  • Sure there was a need: the need of the producers to make more money.  :-p

  • Don't know what he's talking about. I liked the movies.

    Although the 2nd one is my least favorite.

  • i agreed with him on the 2nd one, but i liked the third one. (at worlds end)

  • A never ending story without a luck dragon LOL

  • how does real ninjas conversation turn into naruto

  • even funnier

  • True, they do have a sense of humor. Which is why they're not as stealthy as ninja-ninjas. Ninja-Pirates tend to laugh in the most critical moments.

    I gotta take my hat to them for been able to kill while they're drunk, though.

    They can only do that because, you know, they're ninjas.

  • I should've laughed with this video, but... I'm a ninja. And ninjas don't laugh. If you fdo listen a ninha laughing is probably because:

    a. You're already dead.

    b. You're about to be.

  • Or

    C. You didn't notice that they were a ninja pirate, twice as dangerous as you, if you were a ninja.

    Ninja-Pirates haave a sense of humor.

  • Everyone knows Ninjas don't like pirates. :)

  • thank goodness the franchise is over . . .

  • Naruto = :(

    Naruto Shippuden = decent but too much filler

    Sakura from Naruto Shippuden = Fine as Hell!!

    Hinata = extremely shy but still awsome

    Gaara = most badass character ever, should be called Gaara Shippuden, you get the idea.

  • naruto is the most faggish stupid gay ass thing ever to be created with a bunch of people who somehow have freaking like MAGIC powers and shit. they took something cool (ninjas) and somehow ruined it. It was like taking Chuck Norris and turning him into Ryan Seacrest, its that bad.

  • Couldn't agree with you more. Definately Naruto nijas ARE NOT ninjas.

    Ninja can do way more stuff.

  • naruto=biggest waste of time ever

  • Naruto sucks

    It used to be cool, but then fanboys ruined it

  • I completely, 100%, entirely agree with virtually EVERYTHING you said there.

  • i totaly agree whit the ninja, Pirates Of the Caribbean 3 sucks ass

  • no, actually.

  • if you actually listened he says the movie is called at worlds end at the beinning of the video. he replays the review of the second movie because he says its the same thing.

  • lol ^^

  • It could have used a lot more Gore, and a lot less Verbinski, which I think is Russian for "bad dialogue".

  • no luck dragon.

  • this is the review of the second one

  • ITS THE SECOND ONE

  • haha!!! killer review, my friend.

  • she kinda uh.. a slightly more masculine version of Orlando Bloom

  • That was a Pirates of the carribean 2 Review Fool

  • he said it was

    do u not watch the video well

    he said tht in the beginning

  • IM TALKING ABOUT THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO FOOL.

    THE TITLE THAT THE UPLOADER PUT UP!

    god! =P lol Not really that aggitated kinda exaggerated it. haha

  • watever

  • he said at the beginning that the two movies were the same, so he was just gonna show the second one again. we use our ears for listening

  • And we use our eyes for reading dipshit, As I said before Im talking about the Title that the uploader has assigned to the video.

    Think.

  • yeah, it is a review of PotC3, that was how it was released by the ninja. so the uploader is correct. should we continue the biology lesson?, or is it completely wasted on you?

  • Well its not the potc3 review is it ffs, It's the same one as his Potc2 one.

    And dude, The whole biology session was lame.

    Just get over it -_-