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  • Ratchet and clank lore!

  • what you said about splinter is wrong

  • TEAM FORTRESS LORE!!!

  • I do have to say your wrong about splinter

  • Lol?

  • I knew it was Mike. Knew it

  • OMG EARGASM WHEN I HEARD MIKE!!!!!!!!!!1

  • There's a Giaprey at 0:57!

  • pirate ninja cowboy robots... Chalenge accepted

  • The ooze is green!

  • pirate-cowboy-ninja-robot and dinosaur

    

  • how fitting that Mike Matai narrated this. the only person that would have done it better would be the Nerd himself

  • OMG!!! IS MIKE MATEI! D:

  • pizza time!

  • God, Giadromes are in the past too? dammit they're always showing up... ¬_¬

  • Motherfucker Mike FTW

  • @thenoobinabox It's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Turtles in Time

  • TMNT Turtles is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Turtles...

  • @TheNoobinabox Are you retarded?

  • Thanks MotherFucker Sellout Mike

    

  • it would be soo awesome of the rumor about rockstar making a game on TMNT is true!

  • when i played this, i died constantly at 2 bosses and the pirate, cowboy, ninja robots, and finally when i got to the end i was a little dissapointed that shredder was easy and predictable.

    I then proceeded to make this face --> I:(

  • Splinter was once Hamato Yoshi, a sensei. The rats were his pets and so they were the last living creatures he touched before touching the mutogen, therefor he changed into a rat. The turtles turned into humanoids because they had been in touch with Hamato Yoshi. So yeah, Splinter started out as human.

  • I don't know who Cody is but he looks like a faggot.

  • anybody else feel Mike didn't even need a script?

  • wait i thought splinter was a rat that knew martial arts that got mutated.....i could be wrong cause i only watched a small part of the cartoon series as a kid

  • @zzR3aLiTyz No...you're right. I remember that episode where Splinter was a rat and watched his owner practice martial arts (I think his master was also Shredder's master) and then the rat Splinter later got mutated into a rat-man...thank you TV! meow!

  • @zzR3aLiTyz As far as I know you are right.

    Splinter was originally a normal rat. A pet of a martial artists expert.

    When Splinters 'owner' was killed by Shredder, he himself fled. eventually meeting the four turtles. Brushing off the slime they were covered in, he soon realized that he was mutating as they were.

    And such begins their adventure. At least according to what i know from the cartoon.

  • @zzR3aLiTyz From what I remember as a kid watching 80's cartoons (and 80's intro), Splinter was a person mutated into a rat. Though the 80's movie Splinter was always a rat. I think the new 00's cartoons play with the movie's version as well (Though I didn't like the 00's cartoons so I never really watched them). I'm not 100% certain, but I'm pretty sure the comics also had Splinter as being a man turned rat.

  • Giadrome

  • @masterdistortion i saw it Monster hunter ftw

  • TMNT Turtles = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Turtles

  • pirate cowboy ninja robots lol

  • Try Minecraft Lore. I'm just curious to see what they would come up with.

  • I love watching these, and knowing all these narrators, and looking at the top two comments, and seeing that many many others are just as awesome as me.

  • Hm, it was a long time ago since I was into this stuff, but if memory serves right, Splinter is and was a rat. He lived in a dojo, where he observed a master in martial arts. That's how he learned them.

    And then got mutated by the goo as the turtles did. He never was a human

  • 0:42

    Step 1: Steal Statue

    Step 2: ???

    Step 3: World Domination!

    Sculptors will go bankrupt!

    Umad, dictators? 

  • Why is he called Motherfucker Mike? I'll tell you.

    One night, when he was a kid, he walked into his mums room... She was lying there, drunk and naked... so he crept up behind her... he took his two fingers... and slipped them right into... her purse. He stole all her money and she was fucked. Motherfucker Mike.

  • Pirate-Cowboy-Ninja-Robots? Creepy...

  • Does anyone know that the Angry Video Game Nerd is shooting his own movie now! Check out the channel JamesNintendoNerd to find out! Seriously, that is an opportunity that you don't want to miss!

  • wait it was actually narrated by maike matel awsome

  • "the turtles must battle their way through hordes of pirates, cowboys, ninjas, robots, pirate cowboy ninja robots,"

    Classic

  • 0:56 Is that a giaprey?

  • 0:57 Giaprey???

  • Gotta watch out for those pirate cowboy ninja robots.

  • MOTHERFUCKER MIKE!!!

  • motherfucking mike

  • This guys sounds like a complete dork :/ My 7 year old cousin probably has a deeper voice than him :/

  • @EneoFTVV You dont fuck with MOTHERFUCKER MIKE bicth as hoe

  • watch?v=kswO_rtnvYY

  • 0:56 a Giaprey from Monster Hunter?

  • @Clebuerst09 myfav wyvern

  • Splinter NEVER WAS A HUMAN - he was A RAT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING

  • @Re1j11 you obviously don't know what you are talking about. there are two sets of lore. one has him as a human, the other as a rat. his human origins come from the 1980's show. a quick google search would have shown you that.

  • @mcfry13 well, I forgot about the fact that two actual lines of lore exist, one when Splinter was a pet of some kind of martial artist in Japan who was forced to leave the country, the second that he was that martial artist himself

  • @Re1j11

    Not in the 1987 cartoon.

  • Mother fucker mike

  • minecaft

  • You know I never really thought about this when I was little. Why steal the statue of Liberty? And what were they gonna do with it?

  • "UGH, Shell Shocked!"

    classic

  • Splinter was the pet rat of a martial arts master named Yosi or Yoshi or something, and he learned the fighting style through observation, and when his master was killed he fled into the sewers where he found the turtles later and he found them effected by the ooze and thus also came into contact with the ooze and mutated to a LARGER TALKING rat. he was never human. correct me if i am wrong.

  • @HighHippy101 correct

  • MOTHER F*CKER MIKE! xD

  • @Darkkakashi96 YEAH!!!!!!!

  • Pirates, cowboys, ninjas, robots, pirate cowboy ninja robots, and dinosaurs.  Oh my

  • Hah, I got the Tvtropes reference.

  • Donatello wasn't named after a renaissance artist, he was named after Donnie Osmond.

    Heard it on the Donnie Osmond show.

  • No! Master splinter was a rat that was the pet of a martial arts master,who was killed by Shredder then the rat ran to the sewers found the turtles decided to help them and in the process has been mutated the same way as the turtles.

  • mother fucker mike!!!!!!!!!!

  • And Power Rangers met them somewhere in there somewhere and there was a 5th turtle who was a lighter blue girl, but let's pretend that never happened.

  • Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Teenage min ant ninja *ting*

  • mother fucker mike

  • that was 1:03 minutes, not 1 minute

  • Mike!!!

  • LOL poo gass @ 0:23

  • They did not become fully grown adults because they are teenage!

  • Narrated by motherfucker Mike? Fucking awesome crossover!

  • @thehmph1 I hate that he isn't going to be in the AVGN movie.

  • @thehmph1 well hell yah he loves the game seris and is probly the best guy for the job

  • @thehmph1 I don't know how Lore convinced Mike to narrate this story but they couldn't have picked a better person to do the job! Congrats to all who made this video possible, especially Mother F@$^&* Mike!

  • Wait... I thought Splinter was a rat mutated into a humanoid by the same toxins? At least that's how it was in the cartoons.

  • Got to love the random inclusion of a Giadrome lol.

  • motherfucker mike :D

  • This is incorrect guys -.-*

  • Wait that was mike for Cinamassacer wasn't it

  • I stopped listening when you said Splinter was a guy first. :(

  • is that mother*******mike?( from avgn)

  • No do the lore of the Legend of Zelda i bet its gonna take more then 5 mins to explain

  • Mike Matey!?!??!

  • what contonuiti was this the 80 one?

  • ...Aliens

  • Nice lore on the SNES port of an arcade TMNT game

  • Giaprey?

  • @9EricR In the show, Splinter was first a human then a rat-human as he said. In the original comics Splinter was a karate dudes pet rat. I feel like the game would go off the tv show seeing as thats how most people know the tmnts. Now if you were a fan of the original comics which ran from 1984-1993 then I'm sorry theres two different back stories. Either way TV show TMNT or gtfo man

  • Pirate Cowboy Ninja Robots? D:

  • The ooze the turtles wander into is the same ooze that blinded daredevil. No shit.

  • Sly Cooper lore!

  • Oh c'mon, who DOESN'T know all this?

  • Go Mothafucka Mike!!!

  • Are the TMNT even teenagers

  • @IceIfrit666 Omg it totally is! Lol I thought I was the only one who still plays that game!

  • I THOUGHT THAT WAS MF MIKE! I KNEW IT!

  • At 0:55

    Why is there a Velocidrome from Monster Hunter?

  • Hey, it's Mother Fucking Mike!

  • DOOD that's a Giadrome (From Monster Hunter) at 0:56 :O

  • AAAAH YOU FAIL 3SEC MO

  • lore fail, fully making shit up

  • BARREL OF OOZE

    BARREL. OF OOZE.

    You can tell these guys don't even pay attention to any of the TMNT intros with the small CANISTER of the stuff.

    Yeah, a Barrel can be a Canister, but what we're looking for is a small vial or cylinder.

  • Hey its mike 

  • The foot clan must construct additional pylons.

  • he was a rat before

  • Awwww YEAH! GIAPREY FTW

  • For the cartoon version they changed it to Hamato Yoshi mutates into a rat and names himself Splinter.

  • NOW EXPLAIN MINE CRAFT.......cant do that can you

  • @OhZerky You know thats easy.

  • @OhZerky it would probably take a lot less than 1 minute.

  • @OhZerky one day you wake up and find you can destroy stuff by punching it...oh and monsters try to kill you, have fun!

  • @godlessandlovingit lore explains the backstory of a game/movie minecraft has no backstory

  • @OhZerky look up Minecraft Ending Credits. It has a very interesting story about the character and the world he lives in. I don't want to spoil anything for you, but your character is basically a god.

  • @OhZerky DUDE, no sane person can explain minecraft

  • @OhZerky *deep breath* so you are this guy in really weird clothes and you wake up in a random world, you decide to punch a tree and in turn get a block of the tree's wood somehow. and a while of doing this you can magically convert these to planks and then convert those planks magically into a work bend, from there you can craft sticks and make a pick out of wood and stick after a while of gather stone, coal, iron, and maybe gold you build a house and camp out for a night. after a while of

  • @ZZProduction137 rinse and repeat you find diamonds and make them into armor and weapons, hunt down a dungeon and jump into a magic portal to fight a random dragon in a dimension of creepy tall black things called endermen, have fun.

  • @OhZerky You got lost and haft to survive have fun.

  • @OhZerky Minecraft lore: Well, what do you want it to be? Have fun!

    Simples!

  • @OhZerky Yes they can,

    Dodger: Here's a pickaxe, have fun! *credits roll*

  • @OhZerky Guy wakes up on an island and punches trees....have fun.

  • @OhZerky Wake up on an island, punch a tree, get stone, get iron, get diamond, go to the end dimension, kill a dragon with only a bow, arrows, and a sword made of diamonds. have fun!

  • i knew that voice was familiar

  • motha fucker mikeee

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  • MOOOOOOTTTTTHHHHEEEEERRRRRRRR FUUUUCCCCKKKKEEERRRR mike

  • Velociprey! from Monster Hunters!

  • well I never expected motherfucker mike to be in this

  • Pirate Cowboy Ninja Robots on Dinosuars too! Don' forget about them!

  • half life lore in a minute

  • Mike Matei ;D

  • pirate cowboy ninja robots... what?

  • KOF Lore

  • Thumbs up for pirate cowboy ninja robot dinosaurs!

  • splinter wasnt human, he was rat that was owned by a martial arts guy who was kill by i think shredder or just a random, later on his own in the sewer he meets the turtles who are in the ooze at the same time, they evolve at the same time and he trains the turtles. JESUS

  • @9EricR They're talking about the plot from the original eighties cartoon, splinter was originally human! don't believe me? find the first episode.

  • @9EricR His background is different in different versions of the series

  • @9EricR That's the 2000s turtles version, this is the one back in, I wanna say 80s or 90s

  • @9EricR But in the cartoon he was human. :D

    Or.... the film. Or something. One of them, definitely.

  • @MrBuch169169 in the cartoon he was just a rat, the live action one doesnt count

  • @9EricR Splinter's owner Yoshi was killed by Shredder. Splinter raised the Turtles to kill Shredder. They do, then Shredder's daughter tries to kill the Turtles.

  • @9EricR Its been a while, but I think Shredder was the martial arts master. Not 100% sure, but yeah their all mutants.

  • @9EricR thats true for the 2003 cartoon but this is the 80s version

  • @9EricR there is actually two versions of splinter turning into a rat.

  • @9EricR Actually both are true, however the one you state is the original.

  • @9EricR I think he was a human in the 80s TMHT cartoon but a rat in the modern one. Am I right?

  • @9EricR there are diferent cartoons

  • @9EricR we're talking about turtles in time, not the comic or movie.

  • @9EricR this time line was the original turtles not the series your on about

  • @9EricR In the original cartoon he was a homeless martial art master. It wasn't untill the movie that they changed his backstory, but I could be wrong. I don't know if there are any other versions before the 1980 cartoon.

  • @9EricR ya in the new versions and in the org comic but in the 80's edition which was a awsome show he was human turned into a rat

    there was also a gecko

    and in the live action version they added a female turtle and for some reason were battling chinese vampires and even had a team up with the power rangers in space

    so plz unless youve seen even half the tmnt stuff that is out there dont talk

  • @9EricR You are a 2000 year kid, aren't you?

  • @9EricR Give the guy a break dude, in the 1987 TMNT cartoon, Splinter is Yoshi. So you should probably ask the creators what the snap is going on. One part of the lore says he is a rat one says he IS Yoshi what are you suppose to do. Seriously.

  • Raphael is the best! I love TMNT when i was little!

  • WOW WOW WOW 0:56 WAS THAT A GIADROME u do ur reaserch xD

  • @DangManOnCrack nope that's a velocidrome giadromes are much lighter blue

  • i thought master was a rat turned into a mutant.. not a man turned into a mutant rat.

  • FUCK YEA MIKE

  • its MOTHERFUCKER MIKE!

  • oh shit it's motherfucker mike!

  • Piratecowboyninjarobots will fuck your shit up

  • Really?! No mention of the fact it was Krang's race that created the Ooze in the first place?

  • ITS A GIADROME FROM MONSTER HUNTER FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!! :D