This is an anecdote explaining the manner in which my way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location, and I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778.
I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school when a couple of guys (who were up to no good) started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs!"
I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER" I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE, I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR. -Hitler
So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school when a couple of guys (who were up to no good) started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs!"
Now,this is a story all about how our life got twisted upside down and we'll like to take a minute just sit right down and tell you how we became the best 6th grade in town At...............Oak Ridge elementary where the sixth graders rule eating hot cheetos on our way to school chillin out,workin,and learnin all cool, using our math facts as one of our tools When a couple of teachers who were up to no good starting setting expectations in our neighborhood we got one bad grade and our teacher
This is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down So if you take a moment and sit right there I tell you how I became the meme called pedobear. In west Neverland born and raised Stalking the playground is how I spent most of my days Checking out max relaxing all cool Playing with my balls outside of the school When a couple of kids who were looking real good Didn't check the offender registry in their neighborhood. I touched one little kid and her mom got scared and said,
It's because actors don't like having a defined kind of character they act as. Look at Jim Carrey, if he says anything about acting in anything that is not a comedy, nobody will think he's serious, even though we know he's a good actor.
But Will Smith, instead, showed us that he can, and will, act in all kind of movies.
Guys dont think that @Maddieswin made that up ... i have the same thing on my mobile
muffinpunk1 1 week ago
This is an anecdote explaining the manner in which my way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location, and I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778.
blakegriplingph 2 months ago 5
@blakegriplingph nerd humor is fun lololololol
teamcinema2 2 months ago
Sorry daggum? WHATTHEFUCKDOESTHATMEAN
MachinimaResurection 3 months ago
@TheSouthernGenevieve baggum?
MachinimaResurection 3 months ago
:D Gosh , I miss this show soooooo daggum much .
TheSouthernGenevieve 3 months ago
I want a girlfriend:( but I'm in middle school, fat
toontown633 3 months ago
@toontown633 what the fuck man?
YUNOSUBSCRIBED 3 months ago
@toontown633 so ur fat huh?
TheTinyIcon 2 months ago
I love watching this show on viva... Im 12 I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
vampirechick233 3 months ago
I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school when a couple of guys (who were up to no good) started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs!"
zoralink654321 3 months ago 3
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I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER" I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE, I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR. -Hitler
stumpafuh 4 months ago
So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school when a couple of guys (who were up to no good) started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs!"
MaddieSwim 4 months ago 43
@MaddieSwim You, sir, just made my day.
LhenDeGia 2 weeks ago
@kentuckyfry3 they do on nickelodeon....
AnjaaMelissaa97 4 months ago
@AnjaaMelissaa97 @kentuckyfry3 and Viva
ehMediaa 4 months ago
i wish they still played this show...
kentuckyfry3 4 months ago
@kentuckyfry3 nickelodeon and VIVA!
BuriedAngelWings 3 months ago
@kentuckyfry3 they do - on TBS @ 8/7C in the AM.
uncledavidfromne 3 months ago
8 people were not fresh!
GTAIVFan17 4 months ago 2
best show in da world
jam10012 4 months ago
True that
12334jetman 4 months ago
This reminds me of my childhood :P
rsspartanz 5 months ago
We actually sang this version at my school musical xD
MegaIzzy2 5 months ago
i love the theme song and the show
mrtony97able 5 months ago
will smith rocks in men in black
lyndsie415 5 months ago
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MrshumesGold 5 months ago
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MrshumesGold 5 months ago
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thedekenator 5 months ago
just epic.
rushevokool 5 months ago
7 people wish for an even longer version.
ultraveburas 5 months ago 7
... Why is one of the tags: Jew? LOL.
SuperEnergyAddict022 5 months ago 11
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ɹỊɐ-ləq pəllɐɔ umoʇ ɐ ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ əɯɐɔəq I ʍoɥ noʎ lləʇ ll‚I əɹəɥʇ ʇɥნỊɹ ʇỊs ʇsnỊ əʇnuỊɯ ɐ əʞɐʇ oʇ əʞỊl p‚I puɐ uʍop əpỊsdn pəuɹnʇ ´pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊl ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sỊ sỊɥʇ ʍoN
mronlineshooter 6 months ago
awsome
harryzz1000 6 months ago
if you still need help with the desc look for a youtube downloader
336600fan 6 months ago
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cheesebrain9 6 months ago
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cheesebrain9 6 months ago
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cheesebrain9 6 months ago
i wish i was a 90s kid
anonymouscitizen0101 6 months ago
lololol I put my name then pictures then presents! lolololol I'm so pro! derp
oblivious12123 6 months ago
Love It.
deeandad1 6 months ago
7 people can't rap like will smith
samuelrocksbet 6 months ago
ITS BACK ON TV!!! NICKELODEON 10:00 am
marcdark100 6 months ago 6
Still one of my favorite shows ever.
oldanni3 7 months ago
will smith says your a wanker look at his pic.
jaggass 7 months ago
Will Smith will fuck your shit up with his clean rap.
DawnsAvarice 7 months ago 2
Haters gunna hate xD
Summerluverchic 8 months ago
swag
jojoyoyo2323 8 months ago
AndreaAwesum 9 months ago
@AndreaAwesum
..........got scared
so they said "go to study hall and i don't care!"
AndreaAwesum 9 months ago
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
sabrinarox91 9 months ago
funnyjunk.[com]/funny_pictures/1870346/Pedobear+WIN/
:D
FlutterbaiDestiny 11 months ago
/watch?v=o7Z7bcAoUJQ
copy and paste is amazing
indianaramchuck 11 months ago
"I'm calling the fbi on you sick pedobears"
So I whistled for a van but when it came near
the license plate said chan and there was a party in the rear
If anything I could say this van was a snare
But I thought, "Nah forget it, you can't catch a running bear"
I pulled out of the girl, who was seven or eight
and I yelled to the moralfags, "Yo homos, sage you later"
Looking at her crotch I got there before the hair
She can sit on my bone cause I'm the pedobear.
2noobmusic 1 year ago
@2noobmusic saw on funnyjunk five minutes ago. :P
FlutterbaiDestiny 11 months ago
2noobmusic 1 year ago
@2noobmusic So much funnyjunk. O.o
FlutterbaiDestiny 11 months ago
hilarious lyrics, awfully catchy though :) overall 4.5 stars! luv most of his mvies!
sandstorm887 2 years ago
Best show ever
Redbug781 2 years ago
Donwloadd ..????
PeaceLoveGarbo 2 years ago
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im not hes a fucking nigger
pgod2 2 years ago
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and your a fucking redneck.fuck out of here dick head
BarackObama226 2 years ago 4
no one likes racist you rednck go suck your kk members dicks.
bartman30012 2 years ago
f**ken sick
liquidmeat 3 years ago
i'm glad his career really took off
zagnaros 3 years ago
yea he had a way better career in comedy instead of rapping
ssgosen4 2 years ago
:) Awesome
HarlequiinGurl 3 years ago
every body thought will was goin to be like real funny like in funny movies but he got real serious
liljay0013 3 years ago
yea like in 7 pounds and pursuit to happiness
BarackObama226 2 years ago
It's because actors don't like having a defined kind of character they act as. Look at Jim Carrey, if he says anything about acting in anything that is not a comedy, nobody will think he's serious, even though we know he's a good actor.
But Will Smith, instead, showed us that he can, and will, act in all kind of movies.
zukriuchen 2 years ago
Yeah will smith is just the man, no doubt about it. I love pretty much everything he is in.
luker4459 2 years ago 67
i love this show
DemiLovato44 3 years ago
wewt 1st comment
PolygonMario 3 years ago