Fuck you I'm a Ukulele, by The Fully Sick Rapper after 33 days in Quarantine

[AshTrey001]

anyone know where I can get the Ukulele tabs to this song?

[TheGallenders]

just sent to to my mate who thinks im gay playing the uku haha LOVE FOR THIS SONG

[SpreeJunkie2134]

Stop fuckin saying fuck

[Moohickyalah]

I'm learning to play a Uke, and I must say, this inspires me :)

[MisfitSlacker]

I show this off to friends every chance I get.

[toxicbutterfly02]

@MisfitSlacker Me too

[n00bLover69]

From what I can play of this song so far and for all that wish to know; the opening part of the song is just G - C - Am - F. It is just a downward stroke followed by plucking of the strings from bottom up. I hope that helps anyone trying to learn this...

[zchaaap]

Hi Christiaan! Quick question; could you tell me the chords you use for this song? It's still one of my favorites! ;) Best of luck to you and all you awesome projects!

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

I stumbled onto this completely by accident and Im so glad I did. Its my official ringtone ;)

[gaiottide]

I fucking love this song. 

[z00p77421]

Hey can anyone please tell me how to play this? i dont care if it is tabs or chords but i need to learn how to play this this is THE best ukulele song ive ever herd. thanks and hope to hear back

[lilrip4300]

niceee bro, what are u in hospital for? reminds me of me when i was in hospital for along time wit cancer, tho i had a guitar and it was b4 i learned ukulele :P i never picked up my guitar since

[doubleddanozdirect]

sic vid lmao the hole way through =D

[Rdaly84]

This was awesome. Broke the monotony at work just when i needed a good laugh!

[JaMoZuN]

I NEEED TO LEARN TO PLAY THIS ON MY UKE!!!!!!! THAT WAS SOO LEGIT!!!!!

[simmy1978]

how long did you realy spend in the hospital? so many days i can see how you went insane lol. hope your doing great now

[MrMascara101]

Can I be a ukelele too?

[APKentertainment]

Hey Christiaan, why did you change the title? By the way, this song made me a big fan of you. It has the epicness of Sheen's tiger blood and should have the popularity of Charlie Bit Me. Good job!

[HighSchoolThug]

haha this is awesome! This vid needs alot more views!!!!!

[Dustinhoweful]

from the side he looks like justin timberlake

[TRUEorFAKE]

Considering playing this for my music assessment ?? maybe not...

[frankiee78]

You're the best maaaaan!! congrats for all your great stuff!! that's a difficult situation for you, but we are learning a lesson with your behaivour!!! I admire you!! sorry cause my english..., best wishes from Barcelona!! this song is very coooool!!

[leanne0145]

I just realized he's playing left handed...as a lefty I am way to excited about that!

[Andrewishify]

YOU ARE MY HERO :)

do more songs mate :D :D :D love it :)

[JoeytheGrape]

Yess!

I just got the riff @ :58 down.

[joneskie8]

how did u get a ukulele in there??

[o0SirWolf0o]

what happened to everydayhero page?

Did you cancel it?}

[animal0505]

Argh! I figured out that the first part is G C and A and the other parts had G F and A, but I can't figure out the order or how you do the part at 0:58. Can you please post the chords? I love this song so much, I want to be able to play it on my uke!

[APKentertainment]

This song makes has the epicness of Chuck Norris. It is so catching I can't get it out of my head! I can not say 'Fuck You' without adding 'Ima a ukulele!'. I just came to say, FUCK YOU IMA UKULELE!!

[MrStoopid801]

FORGET YOU, I'M A UKULELE! (Radio edit)

[SCUBAdiver601]

Hey, brilliant tunes man. Is there any chance of the tabs for this and the sackboy one? And how do you go about making mad tunes like this? Thanks man

[kway777]

Just discovered your videos! Love them! Curious if this song is available on iTunes yet ;)

[EMB2783]

LOVE IT! I went nuts and sprayed my beer all over the room at :57 god that was funny and awesome:)

[kokaneeave]

How did I miss this first time around? Fanfuckintastic, and I say that with reverence!

[vloraaG]

ILOVEYOU ! <3

[theukulelemama]

That was soooo much fun! Really cool and awesome...would be great too if you could show the chords and lyrics to this fantastic song.

[m1ssychr1ssy09]

AWESOME JOB!!!!! :D :D :D That made my dayyy. Hehe. You are the bomb diggityyy. Hehe. I hope you are feeling better. :)

-Missy Chrissy.

[oOBlackDaRippaOo]

Haha i love this song xD

[gameonmoles]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren: Hey dude, I think your a genuis, i've introduced your videos to my whole family and they think your hilarious too.

Will you ever be releasing a CD?

[KARR5000]

...where can I meet this legend?

[bwuch]

I love this song!

I'm trying to get the lyrics but am having problems at 2 spots.

This part: 2:17

I'm a (?)-werewolf-alien-monster-vam­pire

And this part: 2:55

And if you really want to play then have a strum

(?) say a cute little melody

I've been told that I'm the perfect remedy

For feeling like your on a beach in Hawaii

Any help would be greatly appreciated!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@bwuch Hello... Haha.. thanks mate... So it's "I'm a killer, warewolf, alien, monster vampire"... and then "if you really want to play then have a strum of me, I can exhale a cute little melody, I've been told that I'm the perfect remedy... etc"

Thanks mate!!!!

[leanne0145]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren Wow I must need to get my hearing checked. I truely thought it was "I'm a Kill Bill werewolf alien monster vampire," which doesn't make nearly as much sense but is at least as awesome.

[bob000216]

@bwuch at 2:17 i think he says killer and the other part idk

[TheJumbodung1]

teehee but naughty naughty language. Despite the title, i had no idea that it would have so much sweary. but lol anyway

[TheJumbodung1]

teehee

[R0WMaC]

dude... I fucking love this :) Especially playing the drums on the eski!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@R0WMaC That was my drummer. He's a pisshead.

[danihedges]

love it

[matfan81]

Good luck dude.... truely inspiring

[merryfun]

wtf xD

[ChronicIrony7]

best. ever. i just bought a uke and my friend told me i wasn't allowed to own it until i'd seen this.

she was totally right.

[Ukephoria4Victoria]

This is SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[HautSauceBandits]

Your Cancer must be really bad if your this Bored:]

[johndnunez]

@HautSauceBandits it was tuberculosis

[pandalarve]

@HautSauceBandits, cancer? he had turberculosis.

[Richi168]

Wow never saw someone rockin' on a Ukulele but you totally did it ^_^

Congrats BRO xD

[rubberduckiemilliona]

I can't stop listening to this, it's so freaking AWESOME!!

[DimityGirl]

I have had this song stuck in my head ALL DAY!

My co-workers keep giving me strange looks when they hear me singing it....Thank you Chris

[kungfupanda97]

Fuck you! :D

[MrGammabot]

AHAHA nice hair (long and blonde) :D :D

[russbuss415]

nothing short of brilliant!

[krabbers]

quality! thanks for the ukisoc

[hoosierhiver]

I've got a new hero!

[khorpo]

Thanks, that cheered me up

[RetroLuv04]

Ukuleles are ftw. :D

[braveryan]

what were the nurses like when u were saying fuck u im a a ukulele?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

THE FULLY SICK RAPPER IS BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD ON MONDAY !!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING AND FOR SUPPORTING ME!!!!! SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRITING AND FILMING LOTS OF STUFF IN HERE THAT IS GOING TO START POPPING UP ONLINE VERY SOON!!!!!

[5ezgin]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren

Welcome back m8!

Welkom terug!

[zchaaap]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren Hi Christiaan, you inspired me to start playing the ukulele, but I was wondering where I could find the chords to the F U Ukulele song? You're the best! Your big fan, Janine

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@zchaaap I have been meaning to, I still haven't got around to this yet... Sorry! Will do soon!

[braveryan]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren glad to see your finally out mate. will you still be making fully epic raps?

[mindygogogo]

ukulele*

I STILL LOVE THIS THOUGH. I FORGIVE YOU.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

Hey guys... Check this out if you are into blogs and stuff... I just learnt what they are... Here is one about fully sickness and that kind of stuff..... fullysickrapper.tumblr.com

[ConwayFox]

aw when you get out, can you do a bit of a tour, and come have a few beers with us too!!!

[fuzzyclouds]

i totally know who you feel, sometimes i just want to shout it to the world, "F you, im a ukulele!"

[tpgfx]

I neeeeeed to play this!! haha your amazing.

[potjack88]

so I haven't been able to find any info on how you are doing....though if you read this at least it means you aren't dead...which is good. anyways, hope to hear back from you in the near future. By the way, Howdy from Texas. God Bless.

[Italiansolid]

I play the uke, and this is the best thing ever. Are those aquilla strings?

[Methanphedamine]

This video made me go grab my uke and give it a huge kiss, then i ROCKED THE FUCK OUT OF IT<3 You sir are amazing and i love you :D

[deadlessinsanity]

This shit is awesome!!

[photo02150]

I think the next time I say F&@k you, which I'm sure will be shortly, I must add "I'm a ukelele".

[Katekickass]

You are a F***in' legend man!

This is totally awesome!

Hope you get out of there soon man!

[SmokeyStubbs]

F you that Fing rocks, nice Fing job. I also look forward to learning to play this little ditty.

[MintyDiablo]

This is SO so wonderful <3

[artistsComplex]

This hurt my feelings and made me dance at the same time. Your hair's also very pretty.

[larabeau]

Thanks, Man. I was having a cruddy day and this helped me finish it with a smile. :-D

[germanfury]

I absolutly NEED the tabs for this song...it simply rocks my fucking rocks my socks!

[audaciousgloop]

This is today's theme song. Thanks Christian!

[thephore]

Ha! I was about to get away from the computer and I didn't really want to watch at first, but you got me :) that was awesome. Btw: how did you pack that seemingly huge audience into your hospital room?

[thecolorcarly]

You rock the long hair.. should consider growing it out, cos it's kinda sexy.

Justttt sayin. :)

[colpittsdragon]

This is pure, pure genius.

[PhrakPhrak]

you are a legend

mate get well soon.

i am sure you are a inspiration to so many people in hospital.

[BuzzelNL]

really wicked..

p.s. heard you on radio in holland XD also cool!

[ShaggyPatches]

Rock on Christiaan and hello from all the peeps in Houston, TX and Michigan State University! Get well soon, but keep making these sick sick vids!

[danbreadandham]

OMFG!!! Man your a genius :P

[Elapses]

I think that Ukulele has 'little string instrument syndrome'!! Maybe it should see a shrink whilst your in hospital!??

[o0SirWolf0o]

Classic lol

[kmtp1984]

you, my friend, are one of the funniest and most positive people i've seen !

good luck and best wishes from india.

[BettyDogGirl]

This made my day, it was hilarious and epic!! <3

[YossNutt]

You should totally collabarate with Beardyman !

[cuteffagal]

oops didn't mean to post that twice! but that's how awesome it is!!

[cuteffagal]

I think I found the new song that I will wake up singing. What a great way to start the day. "F you I'm a ukelele, f you I'm a ukelele, f you I'm a ukelele, f yoooooooou!"

[cuteffagal]

I think I've found the new song that I will wake up singing. What a great start to the day.... "F you I'm a ukelele, f you I'm a ukelele, f you I'm a ukelele, f yooooooooou!"

[ottobiscuitheadauto]

That stupid look on your face at 1:52 cracks me up every time - rock on!!

[sniperducky12]

I find myself walking around at school with this song stuck in my head. i love it! just gotta make sure i dont say it out loud hahaha. I hope you get better. keep up the awsome videos.

[germanfury]

man your hilarious! this is the first song im going to learn how to play when i get my ukelele for my brithday on may 1st! keep it up man! i hope you get better if your not already outa the hospital <3 by the way...can i get this on mp3!?

[CinnamonBrenFlakes]

haha very brett michaels-ish!

[FreeSpirit168]

I think I'm permanently damaged from too much awesome, that was amazing.. Hope you get well soon mate, you gotta keep rocking with that Ukelele. That's so AWESOME !

[corkie5555]

where can i download all of your songs?!?! youre the fucking man!!!! get well soon!!

[tomvband]

Hahahahaha............ukelele'­s are taking over the world!!!!

[iceclayfiresky]

Not sure how I missed this before - it's awesome!

[Echo1177]

love this song ^_^

[stephaniesmeow]

New favorite video ever.

[abdc916]

Sweet!! We need a Sex Pistols song or Black Flag song mate!!! Cheers!

[wgamefreak]

your awesome Christiaan!. get really soon better bro, ur the best. this is one of your best songs! the rest is also awesome though :D, it must be really bored in there mate. i like this one so much! its even on my iPod :D

[cmonanddance]

oh jahhhh! nice tunes buster!!

[OneSarcasticTeen]

You are amazing!! I really don't know how i would be able to hold up for... 89 days now, is it? It's really nice seeing you making the best out of your situation, though! Feel better soon, yeah? :)

[xhiximxhollyx]

You should post the tabs. :D

[0212c]

has he posted the tabs anywhere?

[tehTrees]

dude after watching this video for ike the 5th time i just realized i have the same headband that i got in japan

[YossNutt]

Fucking Legend...

[jimmyrocks655321]

This is the number one most epic ukelele punk anthem ever written. EVER!

[republican328]

this dude is a bro

[mesang381]

Hope you never get out so you can keep making songs :)

[babybaluga3]

You are my new hero! I am a huge fan of your videos, and I hope you have a healthy speedy recovery! :)

[neochaos07]

do you have MDRTB?

excellent uke by the way.

[JaketheKing87]

Uke rock hero man! Get your ass well soon!

[irlamzmad]

Man your awesome!! Sorry your locked up in quarintine... when you expected to get out!

Just so you know your raps and rhymes have made it in to our everyday conversations!

Get well soon!

[nitanissweetgrass]

Just listened to a CBC radio program and they mentioned this guy in the hospital that raps....so we looked on here and I am so glad we did. By the way CBC is in Canada. I just wanted to say "Thank you for being you". You made us all smile ;)

From my family on Vancouver Island Canada.

[shegijo]

Wow, you are too cool to be locked in hospital ! ) Get well soon! All the best wishes from Russia

[HiJustCallMeDavid]

can you teach me how to play this song :D i love your music :D

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@HiJustCallMeDavid ... I will do an online lesson one day... But it's more about the rock and roll in the belly of the Ukelele than it is about the actual notes that are played.

[JoeytheGrape]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren Hopefully It'll be pretty soon cuz I got the first bit down but the second is confounding.

[studio9011]

if you placed all your music onto a cd and sold it i would sure buy it :)

[Babanacaz]

man i hope your docs let you get out as soon as possible but i want you to go on upload that kind of videos..you re really so special person and u re doin great...

[kands55]

you are my favorite person of all time ever. this song nearly made me piss myself laughing. i can only hope that you'll keep making songs when you get out.

[idoknowit]

fucking awsome

get well soon, i want to have a beer with you

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@idoknowit So do I.... So do I.

[PlinkinDS]

my favorite, by far

[PrinceGan]

Where does one find such a vest in quarantine?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@PrinceGan One must be connected with the right kind of flatmates, who risketh their life to enter the quarantine zone for the love of the art!

[billabongxx9]

hey can you make more vids with your uke ur awesome

[BamboMS]

I admire your creativity and I also admire your personal strength to get through this tough time with a sense of humor and cool songs! I hope you get well soon, hang in there!

[DocAndPaige]

Thank you for creating my new favorite song!

There are now 3 super-cool ukulele players: my dad, Kermit the Frog, and the Fully Sick Rapper.

~Paige

[GoodbyeLeftSide]

Thats true, your dad is almost as cool!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@DocAndPaige I would LOVE to have a Uke Jam with Kermit... and your dad, and your dad too... but definitely kermit.

[louplapintexas]

I absolutely love this song! I need to listen to it several times a day. I sing it when possible (hum it at work) because it's stuck in my head. You are fucking hilarious, and I hope you keep making music and comedy after you get out of quarantine.

Get well soon!

Tiff

Texas

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@louplapintexas I am gonna give it a crack!!

[jjaylh]

I've had this song stuck in my head since the first time I heard it. As I read the comments I noticed a recurring request so I'm gonna have a beer for you.

Hope you get better and keep making crazy ass songs with catchy hooks.

Jay

Boston, MA

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@jjaylh Cheers man! Thanks!

[joranjopie]

tanx for all your video's, they all made me laugh :)

btw, i guess your auntsisters are from the netherlands, i know a lot of people here who have family their so :), just for fun, im ganna type this massage in dutch aswell :D

bedankt voor al je video's, ze hebben me allemaal laten lachen :)

trouwens, ik denk dat je voorouders uit nederland komen, ik ken veel mensen hier die familie hebben daar, dus :) voor de lol, ga ik dit bericht ook in het nederlands typen :D

[JHazelzet]

you're starting to become a hero in the Netherlands! awesome. hope, for your sake, you've left the hospital already... some dutch stuff: windmill: molen Tulip: tulp weed: wiet I: ik you: jij I need tulips: ik heb tulpen nodig I love you: ik hou van jou goodnight: welterusten can I sleep at your place?: kan ik bij jou slapen? need anything else?: nog iets anders nodig? but actually... you don't need to learn dutch... we're traders and everybody speaks english!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@JHazelzet Hahahaha..... thanks! Thanks! I will come there one day trading songs for special favours! Hahaha

[JustMe624]

Heey,

You are really cool ;)

Keep posting this vids and get well soon !

[daantjuh023]

i thought u were dutch aswell gogo practice

[Mvanadrichem]

Hey chris :D

I love all your songs, I hope you keep on making them after you get out of the hospital.

Then youll be the not so sick rapper :>

Hope to hear from you.

Greetings mike

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Mvanadrichem Hi Mike.... thanks for leaving a note and saying hi!

[Boogerd83]

Nobody told u not to kiss Brazilian prostitutes? ;)

Great stuff u makin! cheers

[flyricky]

hooray for TB jams !

[Stinksokk]

do you speak dutch too?? cuz you have a dutch name

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Stinksokk ... Nah, I can't speak any Dutch... I might try and work on that too if I keep getting people saying g'day from the Netherlands!