@MrFreak0r via @tbshawk: on day 3 of worlds 2009, Conley was playing zoo against a guy playing burn who mulled to 3 cards in game 3. On turns 1,2, and 3, he cracked fetchlands and got ravnica duals untappedeach time, putting himself at 11 on turn 3 (1 per fetch+ 2 for each dual untapped) . His opponent played shrapnel blast, then untapped and played bolt, bolt. 5+3+3=11.GG. Gerrard Fabiano has been busting him for it ever since.
@MrFreak0r Its not...really funny. Its one of those things that in essence is weird and a little dumb but you laugh anyways. I guess you could say its funny cause he virtually killed himself
@TheStfu1000 A Fetch Land is a land card that "fetches" you the land type you want. You sacrifice (or crack) your fetch land and you put the land you want into play. It costs you one life. But Conley is also referencing Ravnica lands that deal 2 damage to you if they come into play untapped, which is what he was searching for.
I gave you my heart, I gave you my soul, I even gave you my sphincter hole. Seattle was rainy, Seattle was cloudy, but you gave me a blow job in the back of an Audi. I love you Conley Woods, there I said it...
@MTGandSkating95 on day 3 of worlds 2009, Conley was playing zoo against a guy playing burn who mulled to 3 cards in game 3. On turns 1,2, and 3, he cracked fetchlands and got ravnica duals untappedeach time, putting himself at 11 on turn 3 (1 per fetch+ 2 for each dual untapped) . His opponent played shrapnel blast, then untapped and played bolt, bolt. 5+3+3=11.GG. Gerrard Fabiano has been busting him for it ever since.
That's 27872 people sitting at home, watching this video and doing nasty stuff! Conley Rules!
JustsBob 3 weeks ago
Press 8 repeatedly for Conley's duck impression!!
Simonz43 1 month ago 9
I laugh every time!
iAwesome900 1 month ago
PLAY THREE LANDS DOUBLE EXPLORE
ProtossX 1 month ago
0:21 .. so you can click it and watch it over .. and over .. and over :D
DarkTenka 1 month ago
LAND CRACK FETCH BREW UP A JUND WOLFRUN, WIN GP ORLANDO. I'M CONLEY WOODS
ModeLTU 1 month ago 10
fabianoooo
roycesboy 2 months ago
Conley woods is awesome.
warriormax97 2 months ago
This man radiates charisma.
TerribleProvidence 2 months ago
land crack fetch, japan is the world champion.
StreethingX 2 months ago
@StreethingX Who gives a fuck? ITS CONLEY FUCKING WOODS!!!!
jrckr1 2 months ago
@StreethingX Poty is American so who cares.
98smithg 2 months ago
i dont get the funny part of it. anyone?
MrFreak0r 3 months ago
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@MrFreak0r via @tbshawk: on day 3 of worlds 2009, Conley was playing zoo against a guy playing burn who mulled to 3 cards in game 3. On turns 1,2, and 3, he cracked fetchlands and got ravnica duals untappedeach time, putting himself at 11 on turn 3 (1 per fetch+ 2 for each dual untapped) . His opponent played shrapnel blast, then untapped and played bolt, bolt. 5+3+3=11.GG. Gerrard Fabiano has been busting him for it ever since.
minasmorath 2 months ago
@MrFreak0r Its not...really funny. Its one of those things that in essence is weird and a little dumb but you laugh anyways. I guess you could say its funny cause he virtually killed himself
jrckr1 2 months ago
"You'll get hundred like for this...easy" - Conley, you are the man.
Claym0reVide0s 3 months ago
aaaahahahahahahhaha I could watch him say that again and again and again. Just the best.
Phillythekid86 3 months ago
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33shin33 3 months ago
what the hell is a land crack fetch?
TheStfu1000 3 months ago
@TheStfu1000 A Fetch Land is a land card that "fetches" you the land type you want. You sacrifice (or crack) your fetch land and you put the land you want into play. It costs you one life. But Conley is also referencing Ravnica lands that deal 2 damage to you if they come into play untapped, which is what he was searching for.
So, Land Crack Fetch, take two.
smameann 3 months ago
hit 8 to find out what his favorite drug is.
bubblehearthz 3 months ago 3
Conley is such a good sport.
zarathsutra 3 months ago
Our future worlds champion...
EatsMortals 3 months ago
LAND CRACK FETCH GO 12-0 IN WORLDS I'M CONLEY WOODS
turtti 3 months ago 143
Hit 9 those who are Conley Woods
cdiegor 3 months ago
press 8 many times CONLEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOODS is a duck
qua qua qua
MTGRedondo 4 months ago 6
My favorite part of this is the look he gives 0:26
blargish3 4 months ago
I gave you my heart, I gave you my soul, I even gave you my sphincter hole. Seattle was rainy, Seattle was cloudy, but you gave me a blow job in the back of an Audi. I love you Conley Woods, there I said it...
KevGuilfoyle 7 months ago
Anyone have a video on the ggs live broadcast where he was actually telling this story?
check4v 8 months ago
So sick! xD
ModeLTU 10 months ago
like #100! lol
MTGMondays 10 months ago
100 likes!
gosisthebest 10 months ago
i dont think i get it... can some explain
MTGandSkating95 10 months ago
@MTGandSkating95 on day 3 of worlds 2009, Conley was playing zoo against a guy playing burn who mulled to 3 cards in game 3. On turns 1,2, and 3, he cracked fetchlands and got ravnica duals untappedeach time, putting himself at 11 on turn 3 (1 per fetch+ 2 for each dual untapped) . His opponent played shrapnel blast, then untapped and played bolt, bolt. 5+3+3=11.GG. Gerrard Fabiano has been busting him for it ever since.
tbshawk 10 months ago 81
@tbshawk oh thanks its a lot more funny now haha
MTGandSkating95 10 months ago
@tbshawk @MtgandSkating95 his third fetch into dual was just for a Molten Rain (which was very wrong)
diegocrusius 3 months ago
@tbshawk it was game 2 and that guy was Petr Brožek ;)
MealstromKing 3 months ago
Instant classic !
Loving the "Im Conley Woods"
ddalg1982 10 months ago 7
lol i'm going to do that from now on lol.
sakonhagakure 10 months ago
Lightning bolt, Lightning bolt, Shrapnel Blast! I win!
SimpleFiddles 10 months ago
Land, crack fetch, go to 17 im Conley Woods
Land, crack fetch, take 2, Hell yeah, i'm Conley Woods!!!
jpp1991 10 months ago
CRACK!
FETCHLAND!
CONLEY WOODS!
mishimakaz 10 months ago
classic
vrazix 10 months ago