Johnny Mnemonic Classic Scene
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  • someone came up to my drum teachers brother and what he said..."i want to get online i NEED a computer"

    clash64 4 months ago

  • I need a computer!

    DBCOOPER888 4 months ago

  • stupid video....

    DjSuperSou1 7 months ago

  • In Soviet Russia computer needs you!

    WickedLiquid 7 months ago 3

  • you got parrots and stuff?

    angrykyleproductions 8 months ago 4

  • Thats how I feel when I'm at work. Word for word.

    ThatUJohnWayne 8 months ago

  • Yes toronto old bay station abandon

    corypayne5232 8 months ago

  • Keanu and Dina Meyer? Talk about a master class in acting.

    milkmanv1 9 months ago

  • this was perfect, till you added that additional nonsense at the end. just sayin' #superfluous

    T0keyM0n 10 months ago 7

  • Well, maybe people need computers, but only to get useful info or aid for REAL LIFE.

    facelessbel 10 months ago

  • Gotta love his overacting

    YouCantDeleteDenzelL 1 year ago

  • "well you got parents and stuff?" "YOU GOT PARENTS AND STUFF?" rofl! for some reason that was almost uncalled for lol

    GreyFox985 1 year ago

  • hilarious hand gestures xD 

    BlindMegara 1 year ago

  • This is how i felt a month ago...

    BitterBetsy 1 year ago

  • come on... its good movie... and Keanu is perfect in it :)

    newR4Zi3L 1 year ago

  • I don't recall computers being that hard to come by in 1995. What a terrible script.

    shwndh 1 year ago

  • Yes she is Starship troopers actress

    daylon77 1 year ago

  • isn't she from Starship Troopers?

    stukahen 1 year ago

  • lol

    orianajones 1 year ago

  • DO YOU GOT PARENTS AND STUFF?

    thezoombini 1 year ago

  • The hand motions are perfect.

    EuclidianProposition 1 year ago

  • I WANT, ROOMSERV- Oh wait, wrong scene ;o

    Zeithri 1 year ago 3

  • I WANT THE CLUB SANDWICH, I WANT THE COLD MEXICAN BEER

    milkmanv1 1 year ago

  • what the fuck.

    minesisbigger 1 year ago

  • ahahah i need an computer [2] heheh

    Tettth 1 year ago

  • so buy a computer johnny....

    emailroy2002 1 year ago

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Man, I LOVE this movie! Keanu at his scintillating best roflmao!! xD

    myboomstick 1 year ago

  • PARENTS AND STUFF.

    NihilisticToast 1 year ago

  • @NihilisticToast HAVE YOU GOT IT?

    Zeggawong 1 year ago

  • great line

    ANewStateofTrance 2 years ago

  • i need a computer!!! to look at gay porn!!

    captcomando1 2 years ago 2

  • what do you think when your alone? ( i think that i fucked-up when i said yes to this shity movie)

    captcomando1 2 years ago

  • I love how emotional this guy is...he has karoshi right here...

    keyinregulusSTFIGHT 2 years ago

  • Well, you got parents n' stuff?

    YOU GOT PARENTS N' STUFF?

    MaidenViolator 2 years ago 39

  • I NEED a computer!

    So FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!

    ManaAdvent 2 years ago 4

  • this movie rocks

    Jonneist 2 years ago

  • "I NEED a computer" lol at internetz addiction

    FractalBolt 2 years ago 6

  • I'm a human data courier, IT'S WHAT I DO.

    kristamush 2 years ago

  • the ending was a littllllleeee creepy lol

    xXnonRETARDXx 2 years ago 3

  • Some of the finest non-acting I've ever seen!

    pandaeyes42 2 years ago 35

  • Neo wants to get online! He needs a computer, people!!

    LoL... so ironic that later he would be playing such an iconic role in the Matrix a film about cyber space and computers.

    I love Keanu regardless of what some of you say- he's just awesome!!

    SpikezAngel 2 years ago

  • Yeah, he's done good films like The Gift, Street Kings & Speed but he could work a bit on his acting.

    Anyway, he's nowhere close to the worst actor of all time. That would be either Paul Walker or Brendan Fraser

    SeanConnery9000 2 years ago

  • Agree.

    philinmotion 2 years ago

  • YOU GOT PARENTS AND STUFF?

    d3adconnection 2 years ago 6

  • After watching this, I seriously think Ben Still was trying for something of a Keanu impression in Zoolander, for the sake of sounding extra stupid. Because Keanu sounds reeeaaaaly stupid in this movie.

    Love him though.

    leauxlotus 2 years ago 5

  • zoolander at 16

    shaungoodkey 2 years ago 2

  • Molly looks different than I imagined her while reading the books she's in.

    Eruonen 2 years ago

  • Holy crap. And I thought that his later stuff was wooden.

    harlequin2262 2 years ago 2

  • This is one of the beste movie ever together with The Videodrome :)

    Scum71succer 2 years ago 2

  • This movie is so overacted it's great

    remo306 2 years ago

  • keanu reaves acting is bad. he can only play robots or cyborgs.

    justiakas 2 years ago

  • Nerds...

    cariocavip 2 years ago

  • damn straight

    proud of it too haha

    dryraininbetween 2 years ago

  • The internet in the future is so exhausting!

    DarSpar 3 years ago

  • zoooolander

    shaungoodkey 3 years ago

  • such terrible acting! omg! i want to get online. I NEED a computer+hilarious hand gestures.

    N0M0REMILK 3 years ago

  • That's the most memorable part of the movie.

    NozomiSky 3 years ago

  • Lol I definitely feel like this when I'm working and my life doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

    scrambledvideos 3 years ago

  • lol

    hazardous1990 3 years ago

  • soo great!!

    magicalangel0 3 years ago

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