BioShock Sander Cohen The Wild Bunny

[GuitarM0use]

Imagining a cute bunny reading this poem, does not help out at all XD.

[MrGemod]

Dayn-ears off

[gruulam]

such a magnificent perfomance...

[BlindBusDrivr]

9 people want to take the ears off but they can't!

[Legion640]

lol I love Sander Cohen.

[AusMarkus]

Best audio diary in the game and the second best part of the game behind the audience with Andrew Ryan.

[Zzarcon1]

Best audio diary in the game. It should be A FAD.

[SerenaVampire734]

Can you imagine being the voice actor for that part? That guy did a really good job! And I love Cohen, Fort Frolic is one of the best places :D

[omaman92]

its so psycho, i must play it again so sick

[SidRulz100]

For the record, he DOES sound a little wild, does he?

[Raflegan]

Back when there was still the "leap lock" glitch, I made the coolest Diablo II build ever. I made a leap attack Barbarian & I got Sander's set, which for some reason, the set wands (I got two of them to dual wield) are able to be equipped on a barbarian. I named the Barbarian, you guessed it, Sander Cohen. When he leap attacked, it glitched, and he would freeze in place.

[xmiind22]

Oh Sander Cohen, you so random!

[BowzerDubstep]

watch?v=h8t0xrsyl4o

Thank me later

[hidan407]

@BowzerDubstep

shit bro, thanks! :D that was awesome :)

[KuruGDI]

This record is actually one of my favorite in all rapture

[TheMarkJO2]

8 people couldn't take the ears off

[ParadoxLawful]

I wish Sander was real...sorta. xD

[PunkRockFreak09]

@ParadoxLawful Yeah like in the way the he's real and still insane as hell but not in the "I'm FUCKING CRAZY and I'm gonna TAKE YOUR FUCKING EARS OFF!!!!..oh and take a pic of your dead body. :D" kind of way.

[chitoryu12]

*applauds*

[Dillestman]

Jesus Sander...

[tastified]

God I respect him.

[Dillestman]

@tastified I do too, for some strange reason.

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

holy shit this was on Joshscorcher's top fifteen craziest characters

It's fucken funny idn't it

[Sph34r]

hey, you have 4-94 on your shotgun and 100 medkits?

haxx0r

[BioShockisAWESOME]

only 100 first aid kits? XD

[TheTrollBowl]

Try watching at full volume

[TheZombies4life]

i think he got a little to in that poem

[DasHinchen]

shit I should've waited. I killed him at fort frolic xD

[iridescentgreen]

@DasHinchen I thought he was too epic a character to kill unless he attacked me, so I left him in peace.

[Octane64]

That is some creepy and scary shit.

[slipknotskate1]

THAT AIN'T NO PAPIER-MACHÉ

[gruulam]

i dont think Sander Cohen was Spliced...

[zeroandi4ever]

its like "TAAAAKKKEEE TTTHHHEEEMMM OOFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PP­PLLLEEEEEEAAHAASSSEEE!!!!" *BAM*(shoots him in the head) ...there.happy now?

[ichbineincoolcat]

HAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!??!

[Skillow]

He's the most sinister character of the game... He's awesome... Sad that they made such a short life for him...

[Fantasticishness]

Keep pressing 8.

"WHEE! WHEE! WHEE!"

[85JWF]

This is why I loved Sander's character so much in the game, coupled with his voice actor. Charming and effete one minute, psychotic and truly frightening the next.

[MaxzpyroP]

Sander: Pleease take my ears off.

Me: But then you cant hear me sing like a monkey =D

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

The Wild Bunny, by Sander Cohen. I want to take the ears off But I can't I hop And when I hop I never get off the ground It's my curse My eternal curse I want to take the ears off But I can't It's my curse It's my fucking curse I want to take the ears off Please take them off Please

[Nyanasama]

at the very end when he is done saying please very dramatically, he says "thank you" and then applause...............

[haku1126]

omfg...that...was...so...creep­y. but still good

[BlackandBlueMage]

you found this funny? i was scared out of my mind listening to this.

[TheSevenCamels]

T. Ryder Smith has the most awesome stare ever. He's this guy's voice actor, by the way, and he needs a serious pay rise.

[MrArob29]

Play 0:44 over and over again and it's pretty darn funny

[Mistoffelees11]

hey watch your mouth cohen, at least steinman didnt cuss as much when he died

[sackbuilder]

The noise when you just open the door is a splicer BTW

[sykomezrick]

and thats why sander cohen had to die

[stephanregorroger2]

Why dose the statue bleed when you shoot it?

[TheSolBlader]

@stephanregorroger2 It's actually made with a corpse. Enjoy your nightmares

[gruulam]

he is genius...

[XCSurfr]

I WANT TO TAKE THE EARS OFF!

[Silvannetwork]

...

[qwertyuiop298]

...I've just realized that Bioshock doesn't give a reason why Sander Cohen's gone bonkers. This audio seems to be the closest thing to evidence why; anyone know more?

[scarybaldguy]

@qwertyuiop298: He's one of those sensitive ARRRRtist types, just ask Atlas.

[Gustavos4]

@qwertyuiop298

All artists are naturally insane. Fact.

[googleeaterwoot]

@qwertyuiop298 Watch the shining, it should make sense then.

[CannibalCorpseXX]

@qwertyuiop298 He's more sane than the other people. He's a freak as it is

[Gman308877]

@qwertyuiop298 He went insane due to a combination of the ADAM and his declining artistic genius. That's why he had you help him make his "masterpiece", he was desperately trying to get people to think he was a brilliant artist again.

[fanfinmiami]

BioShock is the best game ever.

[RZ9229]

the line between genious and lunatic is thin indeed

[bigmankralc]

God I loved finding this for the first time last year at night, Freaked me the fuck out, and i started beating the statue's head in, just from paranoia.

[Samaugsch]

@nutwrench Actually, that sounds more like Dr. Steinman.

[Josmungard]

Every time i play bs1, i forget this tape is right at the side of the frozen dude ;/ I lose like half an hour looking through fort frolic just too get spanked by spider splicers'n'bouncers 'til i remeber.

[EpoBot]

Your average splicer: crazy

Dr. Steinmann : crazy on steroids

Cohen: readings are off the scale!!!

[Manny1222]

@EpoBot I fucking ROFLed with your comment. Awesome.

[Samaugsch]

@EpoBot Most splicers don't seem like they're insane to me. Just extremely aggressive.

[RZ9229]

ya jus had ta shoot it in da head at da end didntcha?

[KarmaReaper1103]

TAKE THEM OFF, PLEASE!!!! (Shoots in face)

[fuzzylittlebunny]

BOOM HEADSHOT

[RamblingHobos]

This has been buggin me lately. I've seen a couple different descriptions of what people think he's trying to say but I think he's trying to tell of how he wish he was normal. "I want to take the ears off": I want to become normal. "TAKE THE EARS OFF, PLEASE!": Help me, I hate my curse. "My curse": The insanity he holds for his art.

Then again thats all I could tell.

[cnel90]

@RamblingHobos Probably something like that. It's how I interpreted it.

[toxicwar]

i posted something on the other video... dam i should have posted it here...

it explanes what hes talking about

[Vagliliant1]

This is the best game ever lol It really did deserve the game of the year award in the VGA lol It has the best story and a badass gameplay. The art and concept was amazing and the AI was awesome too XD I love the random shit they say like, "Jesus loves me yes I know, cause the bible tells me so". Great game really

[ChaosvFactor]

The only bad part about this whole thing, is that sander cohen isn't real for me to marry, :(

[ScareVixen]

@ChaosvFactor What for,he is insane as hell and if u look at his art the wrong way, you would get toasted to death, he certainly is not what most people would consider handsome

[Shadowwolf343de4]

Oh Sander Cohen, the only person who can make a poem about a bunny creepy.

[codean121479]

@Shadowwolf343de4

Creepy? I think he made the bunny kick ass and psychotic, I like it! lol Amazing game too.

[codean121479]

7 people don't know what bunny rabbits are

[primarylotus101]

@Shadowwolf343de4 Challenge accepted

[darksider544]

at biginin Maducer was here lol

[SirVincentElm]

I lol'd when you shot him in the head.

[Destructerator]

right in the head... haha

[FPSbunkerbill]

PLEASE! TAKE THEM OFF PLEASE! BANG they're off

[TheMONEEMAKER]

i understand what this is about it explains it to you i get itt now

[robo3007]

It's supposed to be demented/fucked up, not fucking funny.

[LovecraftianToenail]

@robo3007 It's at that half-way point between High Octane Nightmare Fuel and high-grade Narm. (Look up "Narm," but it just means "unintentionally hilarious/corny.")

It is, however, still simultaneously FUCKING TERRIFYING.

[thapoint09]

@LovecraftianToenail:

I see you read TV Tropes.

[Kiilers]

The Wild Bunny by Sander Cohen: I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse! I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse! It's my fucking curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Please!

[Silvertrine]

Its not easy going through life bein a clown. Sander is a wee bit frustrated with his circumstances.

[mayamayagirl]

where do you find this audio diary? i've gone through his part of the game but i didnt find anything about it D:

[Kornburger]

@mayamayagirl

I am not absolutely sure, but its right in the room, where he is standing in the vid behind the frozen corpse

[CallumFreeman1]

I want to be like Sander Cohen, he is like my hero.

[chasersbf]

Jeez how many eve hypos and health packs do you want?

[PANZIES44]

People like sander Cohen made bioshock one of the best. In bioshock 2 the only characters that matter are elenor and Sofia lamb. It's gets boring even with the secendary characters like stanly or Alex. I want someone like Cohen or atlas.

[fzerofan1378]

@PANZIES44 it's a shame Cohen didn't have any Audio Diaries in BioShock 2.

[CainG88]

When I heard this on BS1 for the first time I was like... holy shit what the fuck!

Total nut job. I didn't kill him though... he's a nice guy!

[ChickenNugets96]

@CainG88 He asked you to kill and photograph people.

Not nice in my book. :P

[CaptainPommby]

Sounds like me trying to get laid! =p

TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! PLEEAAZE! TAKE IT OFF!!

[greenbastard50]

@CaptainPommby really failed at trying to be funny.

[sneakyscorpia]

@greenbastard50

[ClaySoftProductions]

@EagleVendetta I sort of picked up on his odd Joker-esque look also. The white skin and red lips.

[zimmydoomday75]

I wonder if he wants to take the ears off...

[wikiporno]

Was it really that ADAM that made them all crazy? Or did it just finish what their society began? That's the big question.

[suzanne9294]

Phahahahha this makes me laugh cohen is like my fav charecter from

Bioshock so crazy with erm

Unique artistic tastes shall

We say .

But yes this hilarious xxxx

[OperationDEE]

You guys should look into Eugene O'Neil, the man was a crazy poet. He had the characteristics of Sander Cohen, but the looks of Andrew Ryan.

[darkchaser25]

incredible voice acting

[mehigh2marsiansky]

der coolste endgegner ALLERZEITEN.

[gamerking11097]

Other than the little sisters and big daddies he's the most lovable bioshock charecter

[LeeJessLee]

You gotta love Cohen.

[veba5]

,,I could have been the toast of Broadway, the talk of Hollywood. But, instead, I followed you to this soggy bucket. When you needed my star light, I illuminated you. But now I rot, waiting for an audience that doesn't... ever... come... I'm writing something for you, Andrew Ryan...it's a requiem." -Sander Cohen-

[Spikycloud99999]

I dont understand what Cohen was trying to get across by making this diary, he's just a messed up fuck that uses his artistic intuition nd music genius to cover his sadistic ways! when i saw him in frolic i knew he was messed up because he was the only person that managed to keep his cool but freaked out sometimes which threw me off, great game!

[umbra888]

@Spikycloud99999

He wants to be more than a rabbit, He's forever stuck as the bunny with aspirations of hopping, unable to achieve what he wants to.

It's like his music. He's a musical genius, but his brilliance has ended and its evident in this song. The Wild Bunny - If Cohen's a Wild Bunny that means he's no better than the rest of the bunnies, in other words, he's a failure.

That's what this twisted song represents, the loss of Cohen's brilliance.

[Karafrom1993]

no need to get angry there..

[FortFrolicLover]

did you knew that 2k was actualy supposed to let Cohen return in bioshock 2, he would a apear as a sort of Freudian Bunny Monster... 2K why didn't you do it?!?!

[TheCityOfRapture]

This gave me nightmares after I hit one of the plastered statues.

[7nick4life7]

umm... cheater? well anyways sander cohen was the most ineresting char in bioshock ..

[ViewPublishRate]

who wrote this?

[TheCityOfRapture]

@ViewPublishRate

Sander Cohen.

It says right in the Auto Diary...

If you meant if one of the game designers did it, then IDK.

[ViewPublishRate]

@TheCityOfRapture I meant what the name of the dude that wrote it in real life, not in the game, I'm not stupid.

[TheCityOfRapture]

@ViewPublishRate

Yes, and I apologize if I sounded kinda rude.

Well...I guess we'll never know who did it. Obviously one of the writers, but I doubt it says who anywhere :/

And I really wanted to know too.

[asswipercocmaster23]

how u invinisble?

[AntonTheAntlion]

@asswipercocmaster23 its a gene tonic. You become invisible when standing still

[oneoneword]

@asswipercocmaster23 Research the Houdini splicers to earn it!

[Omnikron228]

@asswipercocmaster23 Its a tonic called Natural Camoflauge.

[Poiison]

Follow Sander Cohen on Twitter!! @SanderC0hen

[bosios083]

Bioshock, Masterpiece.

[MatthewandWario]

the wild bunny, i want to take the ears off, but i can't, i hop, and when i hop i never get off the ground, it's my curse, it's my internal curse, i want to take the ears off but i can't, it's my curse, it's my fucking curse, i want to take the ears off, please! take them off! please!

[ebonifragaria]

not internal, eternal :P

[Jackal123111]

Ummmmmmmm.........

[AmazingCharles]

The most psychotic character I've ever encountered.

[Xenosoo]

I half expected him to say "...By Sander Cohen..." at the end just for lulz :P

[logan1236s]

@Xenosoo why would he say it again if he said it at the beginning?

[PeichenPhilip]

What's wrong with him

[xlrwolf10]

hes a splacer and a unrecadnised artist and crazy

[roxasraider]

He sounds a LOT like Ryan Andrews, could he have changed his name in 1960 when Tenenbaum assasinated him?

[daylanzee]

I WANT TO TAKE THE FUCKING EARS OFF

[spermcubearchives]

You fool.

DONT TAKE IT LITERRALLLYY. AAAAHHHH!!!!

[meno5012]

"the artist has a duty to seduce the ear and delight the spirit" that is enogh to show that sander cohen is a genius.

[phu004]

Why would he want to take the ears off anyway?

[TikiTackleProduction]

I WANT TO TAKE MY FUCKING EARS OFF!

[xlrwolf10]

I WANT TO TAKE THE EARS OFF PLEEEEESSSS

BAM!!!!

your welcom

[usbfuse]

@xlrwolf10 woops looks like i over did it :D

[MikeDupris]

all i have to say is..

"fly away little moth"

[DrHeinzy]

Easily one of the best parts of the game. Cohen was a funny fuck.

[gthndshgesas]

was? if you dont kill him in fort frolic or his apartment its entirely possible he survived the events of bioshock 1, correct me if im wrong tho

[DrHeinzy]

@gthndshgesas

He could have, but since it's up to the player to decide whether he lives or dies he is most likely dead in the eyes of the developer.

[davidthemann]

This is epic.

But I can't see how you find it funny though, this is just really creepy and mystical imho.

[HLHDave360]

This has to be one of the great quotes of bioshock, but the best one is when steinman insults you in a wierd way, I lol'd.

What's that, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!

[prowler445]

this is my epic ringtone

[PUMKINOFDEATH]

This is a best-selling children's book.

[Bioniman]

What happened to him? He's covered in paint...

[CopycatStudios]

Sander Cohen covered him in plaster in order to create a brutal sculpture.

[raptureslilsister]

@Bioniman Sander Paper mache'd him....

[HewieOfHG]

correction it's Spackle and dry wall

[NaziFaggot2]

hax are bad, mmk

[kyl4edfkmsdk]

i fucking love this guy LONG LIVE THE BUNNY!!!

[Laracroft15]

Bioshock is awesome and Cohen is the best eccentric brilliant motherfucker ever. didn't want to kill him but i forgot to take pic of his body for achievement lol and had to go back and find it again.

[cmanforprez]

i will pay someone 25$ if they go into a amature poetry contest or coffee shop and recite this poem, but of course it would have to be recorded and put on youtube.

[kingjenking]

@cmanforprez

dude i'll do it

[TheJoker434]

@cmanforprez if you give me $100 ill send it in as my higher english essay

[yoshimoriknight]

@cmanforprez i will do that if ull seriously pay me

[SkyuSZPON]

@cmanforprez

OMFG dude : O You've just killed me xDDD

[superskh]

@cmanforprez I'm tempted to go to a poetry slam at my school or the local library. Scare the crap out of my teachers. X3

[Sharpluke1997]

@cmanforprez i had a vid of my friend doing this at a poetry but we lost the film. if i can get him to do it again ill put it up for sure

[BlitzKriege35]

@cmanforprez That's a brilliant fucking idea. I was so dissapointed at Bioshock 2. How could they not have any Sander Cohen? :( Bioshock 1 was sooo much better.

[starfire52191]

@cmanforprez The joy that would bring everyone is completely worth it.

[cavemantug]

@starfire52191

i agree totally, you wanna go out with me sometime?

[starfire52191]

@cavemantug hell yeah.

[Cassandrabellex]

@cmanforprez I want to do that so badly right now like you wouldnt believe....

[JacquesLecornu]

@cmanforprez

25 dollars? it would be 20€, it's not enough for me^^