THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR IN A MEDICAL DOCUMENTARY - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[Bessiee93]

Okay Miss, now let's have a look at that perjina

[LordLuKha]

And when they get a boner, they're known as "the Limbo stick".

[McraakarB]

Andy made the joke even more funnier, he knows he couldn't beat it

[chrispman]

Honest, i'm really not sexist in any way ,but i've gone out my way and listened to loads of female comediens but other than Joe Brand, who is funny, sledge hammer deadpan funny, there really aren't any really funny female comics out there, wish there was a female Lee Evens, now that would be funny.

[CowLunch]

@chrispman I think Andi Osho and Sarah Milican are funny, Vicky Coren isn't known as a comedian but she's very witty and has been on HIGNFY a few times.

[theodorecowell]

@chrispman Lee Evans has never been funny, sorry.

[Snyphen356]

ugh, i didn't get it at first cuz i just envisioned the twins as female :(

[Smiffyalltheway]

Brian is a fat bastard

[MagePerform]

There's just something about Russel that makes him slightly more funny that the others!

[blainyrules]

Tough crowd...

[dddrrmm]

You know its a good one when the next can't say his joke.

[Bleubaihr]

the skipping rope! Hahaha.

That's the best joke i've ever heard on these mock the week videos!

[tombomdoodle]

How many times has Andy Parsons just stood there looking awkward after someone else's joke... Ah, it'll never get old.

[tehn00bpwn3r]

Shit I've run out of Scenes We'd Like to See videos.

[maverick46red]

@tehn00bpwn3r same now how will i waste my time instead of working...

[JaguarPawww]

Andi Osho making racist jokes? Never.

[msnoahxlukefan]

russel howard <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[SMlITHY]

Andy Parsons is brilliant

[Terra1311]

rofl hes like "cant top that lol"

[Deanbass77]

I love Andy's awkward walk offs.

[anthonybc1811]

....and that's not the colour he was expecting!

[MuchToDoAboutNowt]

Oh WOW this is the first clip of Mock the Week I've seen that sent me into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Absolutely my favourite.

[Theultimateperso1000]

sympathy laughs for the women.

[Roronoa2zoro]

Wow, you know you've done good when the next guy doesn't even bother trying to top you xD

[ricardomaritza1]

hugh dennis owning again,, hes so cool with his jokes

[BasilFawlty4444]

Press 7 for an infection.

[dmcowie10]

love the last 2 jokes

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

I wish they would get rid of that woman, she's not fuckin funny at all.

[wookieman96]

i love how andy is just like "how the fuck am i going to top that??"

[SharpsConnor]

Somehow, some people didn't understand the final joke?

[timetableguy]

Press 6 and 8 REALLY QUICKLY :D

[TashaLianneX]

@timetableguy why?

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

6 people have a cough.

[nazizombiez100]

imagine the skipping rope wanking,,,what would that be gay..or just wierd and what would happen when they cum...O_o

[SherryZProductions]

@nazizombiez100 Very disturbing...

[MrUn1versal]

worst part about the conjoinment, neither of the two males would ever get laid

[Jenya1234WantsARiot]

If they were known as the skipping rope, they must have some seriously long penises, so its not all doom and gloom for them.

[gulllyshan]

conjoined joke: if it's the penis, i still don't get it

[Gynther19]

@gulllyshan

Siamese twins are "stuck" together, so the two penises are stuck together head-to-head. That way it would look like two boys swinging a rope between them :D

[gulllyshan]

@Gynther19 thanks, i got the penis bit but just couldn't connect the rope situation, i kept thinking the rope as their whole body but thanks

[mrbananafish1]

best moment? Andy Parsons not ruining an episode and walking off in silence

[GeneralG1810]

I dont blame him how could you top the skipping rope gag

[charlotte4112]

I don't get the rice crispies one...

[JesterUK2]

Cooper died on stage, actually. He had a heart attack and the audience thought it was part of act.

[SherryZProductions]

Hugh Dennis is a LEGEND!

[hislovelybones]

russel ftw

[AfroGannon]

that coughing one was Tommy cooper wasn't it?

[hotshot7897]

@AfroGannon Tommy Cooper died 27 years ago...:P ♥

[AfroGannon]

@hotshot7897 true and its still funny but i wanted to know still

[amonlycommentin]

someone was eating rice krispies at 1:53

[TheRealXboxNerd]

6 people were eating rice krispies

[adam3three]

Huh skipping rope?

[ThatGirlWithTheCards]

0:55 34% of Mock the Week fans suffer from "Irritable Addison Syndrome". How did that guy become a regular? -_-;;

[Carefreeblues]

the skipping rope! lol, good one. 

[stigatti]

2:14 ... priceless

[chrono1217]

What is so funny about Andi's Dr. Singh joke

[TheScaryManNextDoor]

@RedClown1992. They were joined at the penis. Hence skipping rope

[TheQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD]

I told someone the last joke and they didn't laugh. WTF.

[dageezerboi]

@TheQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD I didn't get it..

[popazz1]

Ten out of ten to Andy,for yet again getting a laugh off the back of someone else's joke,lol.

[Davvyoriit]

aw bless him at the end haha i don't know whether to feel sorry for him or not!

[Nakatomiuk83]

How many times as Andy done that stayed there for ages and said nothing and walked off its getting old man hes like the Recycling of jokes.

[black39gold]

Andy made that last joke! xD

[Dannydurangi]

As if the funniest joke came from a female comedian. :|

[kratiras]

THE SKIPPING ROPE....HAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHA­AHHAHA

[yoyohamster1]

6 people were eating rice krispies

[Zukashi07]

the skipping rope...

[Nottscounty01]

know'n by friends as the skipping rope! HAHAHA XD

[RedClown1992]

@Nottscounty01 i dont get it. care to explain?

[Nottscounty01]

@RedClown1992 watch it a few times over you will get it.

[RedClown1992]

@Nottscounty01 can u please just explain?

[doorwindow7]

@RedClown1992 Imagine if the siamese twins were male. And they were conjoined at the penis. They'd look like a "skipping rope." I can't believe I had to explain that to another human being. It really destroys the joke when you have to explain it.

[bootyclaw]

@doorwindow7 Your reply to RedClown1992 is hilarious! ;-D

[doorwindow7]

@bootyclaw Haha thanks man, I actually forgot that I posted that comment :D

[zHodgsonnnnn]

@doorwindow7 can you belive this guy was born in 1992?...

[xDaalleeeeX]

@doorwindow7 well

[McLane5352]

@Nottscounty01 Known is a word... what is know'n?

[TheRtHonJA]

@McLane5352

He's a northerner...what do you expect?

[CharleneC1234]

Russell Howard looks good in glasses!!! :-)

[JamesParkersStuff]

For fucks sake, I was actually eating Rice Crispies too!

[KitsuneProject]

"The reason you're blind is because You're a fucking wanker!"

[KitsuneProject]

"Jessica Simpson, BIGGEST KNOCKERS, I'VE ENER SEEN!"

[KitsuneProject]

"SHIT! SHIT! He's a Tripod!"

[KitsuneProject]

"a rare case of mentalness. he thinks he sees chavs... WE ALL DO!"

[olliepfc94]

look away now if you are eating rice krispies lol

[theeditor97]

ahh human skipping rope ;)

[emilyo222]

ohhhh Russle Howard FAT BASTERED behave !!

[alexrox321]

can people stop just quoting jokes for likes -_-

[HillyOTM]

You know what improves jokes? Having just read the punchline. What I don't understand is how the straight quotations get so many thumbs up. It's not like they've made some impressive or profound comment, they have literally just written down something you're going to hear anyway.

[KickSumAssProduction]

I hate the women in this video she goes on to much :( not being sexist

[The247twilightgirl]

Russell to me is at his sexiest here!!!!!! <3

[TeamCullen991]

1:42 his face looks really serious!!

[amonlycommentin]

lol XD "Eventually, they had to break his legs in 6 places... to stop him running around the ward, the little tosser."

[twototwo1]

1:57 that makes you cringe

[sweetiepatty7]

i was eating rice crispys at the time lol but i couldnt stop laughing i thumps up i did lol :)

[LokkerG]

I wonder if people who disliked this were actually eating rice crispies?

[frankydave]

Hugh's classics with the human skipping rope and breaking a childs leg. :D

[MrSBonrs]

Look away now if you're eating rice krispies.

[Draxzonyx8472]

@Changchey: The Siamese twins were joined at the penis numbnuts.

[SophieAndLovingIt]

The awkward moment when I actually was eating rice krispies when he said that. >.<

[MrWhynot657]

5 people just went blind from mastubation

[nbatillwedie]

5 people were having rice krispies

[saturnstargirl]

These guys are brilliant. Whenever I watch this show I have to make sure everyone in my house is awake, otherwise they get woken up by the sound of my laughter.

[Aatish2k8]

omfg skipping rope...im sorry but even frankie would be on the floor laughing at that one..(IF he was there!)..utter classic XD

[onpanicstreet]

I'll never eat Rice Krispies again.

[grammartwo]

I know you're a teenage mother, but no-one will patronise you here.

Come through to the Slag Ward.'

Russell Howard is LEGEND!! :)

[Haven021196]

Laughing like a drain at the skipping rope :-) Hugh Dennis is a legend

[dmcowie10]

thank god i wasn't eating rice crispies lol. Hugh Dennis was the best 

[TheWeepingCorpse]

skipping rope made me spray me tea.

[vicky94ization]

@TheWeepingCorpse i dont get it??? lol

[fonckmaista]

best Hugh Dennis joke E V E R ! ! !

[IIbritishbulldogII]

1.09 piss myself laughing

[hazzainius]

andy is so funny people just have to look at him to laugh...

[OnkelStein]

@hazzainius That's because he looks like an idiot, not because he's funny.

[hazzainius]

@OnkelStein he doesn't look like an idiot

[ninjabastard2]

i don't get the human skipping rope joke?

[rachelward1992x]

@ninjabastard2 i dont get the skipping rope joke either ???

[livstar93]

@rachelward1992x they were joined at the most embarassing place ever, and were called the skipping rope. the tips of their penises wereconjoined. which is embarrassing and the look would probably resemble a skipping rope

[MPHAMMER1095]

Loved it how Andy Parsons just stood there like WTF lol

[TheCookiepop6]

Lol can't stop lolingg

[Ringer99999]

lmao i was eating rice crispies when that dude said about them, i looked at the screen.. then to my cereal... then took another bite lmao xD

[rachel11smith]

@Ringer99999

"that dude" is Chris Addison

[hellbroth]

@Ringer99999 Ohh what the fuck me too!!!!

[sindyno1]

can someone explain the skipping rope joke to me?

[UKGameMaster]

@sindyno1 you don't get it? 

[sindyno1]

@UKGameMaster no is it supposed to be like a really mean joke or somit?

[nirmal87]

@sindyno1 imagine MALE siamese twins joined at the most "embarassing" part imaginable..

[sindyno1]

@nirmal87 LOL



[owainstheman]

@nirmal87  thats what he was saying ya fanny

[08betterthenyer08]

some skipping rope.

[stormQ]

Hugh Dennis killed it!!

[jwheat65]

Love to see this in Australia.

[HardcoreHamster33]

that last joke, poor andy didnt get a word in lol xD

*laughing my ass off* xD

[florencelovme]

I like how the "jumping rope" joke had to sink in for a minute!

[bhavi01204]

@florencelovme i didnt get it! help lol!

[neilmcneiler]

"Cough. And cough again. I have the diagnosis: 'you have a cough.'

Classic Andy Parsons.

Brilliant.

[OnkelStein]

@neilmcneiler Andy Parsons is utter shit

[TheBazman111]

@neilmcneiler andy parson is absolutly fucking dog shite of a comedian but the hugh dennis joke on the siamese twins was good.

[samtheman485]

@honorkendall i kno it as fucking funny especially when andy came on after i love it when that happens

[honorkendall]

How are some people not getting the skipping rope bit?????

[psybonchu]

@honorkendall I think maybe they were thinking females?

[honorkendall]

@psybonchu probably!

[TheGorilla94]

I didn't get the skipping rope one lol

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@TheGorilla94 Joined by a penis.

[Feodaran]

They had to cut out the end, didn't they? What made the joke better was with Andy walking off in disappointment. All they showed was him about to walk off. Damn BBC!

[blackwolfoo1]

Looking at the dislike bar 1 retard was eating rice krispies, 3 idiots were masturbating too much which caused them to click on the wrong button. And the last 2 are neither idiots or retards, but they shall be known to us all as 'The skipping rope'

[Feodaran]

@blackwolfoo1 I see you're counting the two Siamese twins as one person (to become the 5th dislike). Well played.

[whoopdedoop1212]

i feek so sorry for andy

[Livsamliv3]

I dont get the skipping rope!! :P

[xigdix]

@Livsamliv3 say the siamese twins were both guys, then really think about it.

[ThaRealBomb]

@ildish

I think it's something to do with a skin condition like eczema looking like bits of rice krispies attached to skin :|

[whoopdedoop1212]

Poor andy

But that made everything more funny

[chris7toronto]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AngelBiLove]

Guru tugginmaouddha:

Don't masturbate. You'll go cross-eyed! Hahaha Garanteed! Hahaha

[ildish]

whats the rice kripies thing about, i dont get it.

[Ferdish3]

Oh my God...it seems to me like last two jokes performed by Chris and Hugh were REALLY made by Frankie Boyle. I believe that Frankie send his jokes to Hugh and other by email :D

[rachel11smith]

Which episode is this?

[Jstuff96]

pause at 2:03

[FamilySimFemale]

1:53...I will never look at Rice Krispies in the same way ever again!

[PunkiKidd98]

Come through to the slag ward.

[xXiTaKeOuTZzXx]

Its like hugh has replaced frankie as the offensive on

[iraniche]

hugh just killed it

[Draxzonyx8472]

Poor Andy there, defeated by "The Human Skipping Rope"

[Changchey]

@Draxzonyx8472 I don't get it. Skipping rope?!

[jjngundam123]

@Draxzonyx8472 i dont get the joke......

[SweetACAforever]

@Draxzonyx8472i dont get it ???!!

[SweetACAforever]

@Draxzonyx8472i dont get it ???!! skipping rope?