Snakes On A Train Trailer

[werd252]

stop the train?

[BabyTyAO1]

No wonder I've never heard of this movie. It's shit. Sgi is cheap like hiss or snake vs. crock. Snakes on a plain was better

[PowerOfVengeance]

What's the name of the song???? I <3 it!

[SuperLarrywong]

1:08 Sooo fake

[MusikIsMyLife14]

by

[Lilbenjiex]

thumbs up if you noticed they spelled venomous wrong...

[EvdogMusic]

Well, at least you can smash a window on a train, jump out and POSSIBLY survive.

[Chic1110]

This looks even funnier than snakes on a plane.

[JWG095]

this is so stupid lol

[paclac1337]

Looks like a snuff movie

[SouthPark4All]

What is it with these snakes going into people's body? Seriously, I've never seen a snake doing something like that! And the ending... WTF? A giant snake eating the train? It should have been calles "Train in a snake"!

[immblueversion]

Snakes do NOT work that way, movie!

[ImmaSanji]

They didn't even spell "Venemous" right (Venomous).

[mikkodude]

Deadly animals on a mass transit system

[azfanatic44]

Cant they just stop the train?

[Lastsong4ever18]

hmm, did they ever think of jumping off the train?

[marlito166]

Just purchased this on Shitflix

[Lust431]

What's next snakes on a bus? Or any transportational thing.!

[ttv0]

why would they need venom when there that big

[immblueversion]

@ttv0 So Asylum can have another word to misspell.

[ttv0]

@immblueversion what?

[immblueversion]

@ttv0 "Venemous."

Tell me if I spelled that wrong. Because that's how the trailer spells it.

[ttv0]

@immblueversion they spelled it wrong its written venomous

[immblueversion]

@ttv0 There you have it.

[TheCommentgamer]

Snakes on a skateboard

[irfan123100]

wow so many blood and meat man i should watch snakes on a plane less blood

[boogpoh1]

"Dude, why you gotta be such a vagina"



[crusaderz2]

LOL ITS A TRAIN!! its not that u cant jump off the road and get a few scratches *maybe some broken bone* but thats better than a little snake entering your veins and kill you sloooowly while a giant snake ate the other vagons e.e'

[xxStevenNguyenxx]

Even a poor little girl gets killed D:

[thatguycalledzoo]

why don't they just stop the train

[thatguycalledzoo]

oh asylum we love for making such forgettable movies such as Transmorphers, Alien vs Hunters and Snakes on a Train

[majorboogie1991]

asylum material definitely

[LyingGossip]

who the hell would even transport that many snakes?

[masterDization]

snakes, on a bad CGI train.

[adamjsutto12]

you think the "actors" would feel some sort of shame : /

[LotteryPower]

Tyrex on a Gokart .. Coming Summer 2012

[wcresponder]

I've had enough of the these mother fricking snakes on these mother fricking modes of transportation.

[jusemoma]

@wcresponder but have you heard snakes on a donkey!!? or snakes on three year old girl tricicle those are Oscar nominies for me :D

[Southparker100000000]

why don't they just jump off, it's a train, they don't go that fast.

[dusanklipa]

@Southparker100000000 Ummmm why jump when you can just stop it and get of like a norma person?

[Southparker100000000]

@dusanklipa You ever walked from one end of a train to another? It's quite the arduous affair, without snakes that is.

[Aaronivoify]

I live in Australia and we have 9 out of the 10 most poisonous snakes in the world and you should all know that this is real and snakes do do everything in this movie! If you ever see a snake don't shoot it because snakes can live for 1 year without there head and the rest of the body shoot poison acid that can burn though your skin in 0.7 seconds. All you can do is hope you can out run the other guy.

[IEatBrainMatter117]

@Aaronivoify Im an aussie as well and ive seen these creatures you described, arnt they called Aliens and are big and black

[Aaronivoify]

We need more scary words!

We have ran out!

send the jaws words down

You cant just do that! there's allot of paper work invol-

ill take the heat, just send them down!

[Azeroth1124]

...snakes on a planet?

[cacjad]

:35 - :40 is what the audience was doing while watching this

[jamiekin]

"VENEMOUS" !!!

[Hem3fiction]

Snakes on a plane

Snakes on a train

Snakes in a Lane

Snakes in a Drain

Snakes on a Crane

Snakes in Spain

Snakes Insane

Snakes eat my Brain

[MsCrazydriver]

python isnt venomous!!!!!!!!!!! 0:56

[freindlyapache101]

Hey I got a call from a bunch of people on a plane and they said they want there snakes back.....and mainly the Dragon sized snake one.

[circosess]

"And a 1,000

Huge

Angry

Venemous

Long

Scary

Biting

SNAKESS"

[legofriends2]

They couldnt even spell venomous right

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

[chickenrapper]

As if snakes on a plane wasn't bad enough. It's a train people! Jump off. It's a little different with a plane.

[LoboFan1000]

thumbs up for the toy train at 0:43

[LoboFan1000]

I like how they spelled Venomous wrong

[LtBriJMAC]

Asylum makes shitty DVDs movies that aren't even porno standards!

[lukassnakeman]

why do they keep putting non-venomous pythons in these trailers, oh yeah, cuz hollywood is full of idiots that think all big snakes are venomous

[TheCommentgamer]

Snakes on a penis

[Vex12345]

Snakes on a skateboard

[S7IEVEN]

i'm tired of these motherf**kin snakes on this motherf**kin..oh shit there everywhere!

[hansomransom2003]

hey no black people on the train means 1 or 3 things

1. They died in the beginning

2. They jumped off the train and ran away

3. The directors are racist

or The directors are racist so they make the black people jump off the train and die in the beginning

[InsomniaDonkey]

You spelt venomous wrong.

[jigsawzoubir]

I've had it with those motherfuckin' mockbusters inspired from motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane

[crazeedriver2005]

i've seen D-rated porno flicks better than this movie appears to be....

[BASSFZz]

HUGE

ANGRY

VENOMOUS

LARGE

Umm...VICIOUS

What else is there...CRUEL

RELENTLESS

Give me another word...LOVABLE

CUTE

SNAKES!

[MrMushasii]

@BASSFZz

ITS VENEMOUS NOT VENOMOUS FOOL DIDNT YOU WATCH THE TRAILER.

Also Asylum best movies ever.

[BASSFZz]

@MrMushasii Geez im sorry. It was just a joke.

[MrMushasii]

@BASSFZz

So was mine, as venomous is actually correct, while the trailer is wrong.

[BASSFZz]

@MrMushasii Oh. lol. you got me.

[YENON1320]

OMFG @ 0:29 da bitch ate da fucking snake!!!!!

[brassmonkey001]

Not on a plane, not on a train.

Not on a ship, not in a car.

Not on a spaceship, that's going too far.

[lukebetto]

anyone notice that they said venomous snakes when every single one was a python?

[mystickybuns1]

asylum is so fucking stupid

[orangegold1]

Wasn't snakes on a train the first one?

[Dimastrength02]

HUGE

ANGRY

VENEMOUS

SNAKES

I hate that part, just annoying!

[Basskicker93]

lol just stop the train and get out ?

[iamskittles88]

It's a mockbuster. Relax! They make bad movies intentionally!! You know, the movies no one else will make. But I love watching a bad movie every now and again. It's the laughs. Hollywood is too up its own hole. This is a pisstake of an already B Movie. Classic in the making!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!

[Manontor]

i watched this movie yesterday and i have to say the whole filme make no sense but its fun to watch how bad a movie can be

[hellboyreloaded]

@Manontor LOL x 10000000

[Sora7898teh2nd]

Fleas on a wing on a fly on a frog on a lump on a log in a hole in the sea

[Yaotzin]

oooooOOOOOOH fffffuuuuuuccckKKKKKK

[JesseJoness]

This film is so shit, i stoled it from blockbusters than returned it!

[Pattaya19united]

snake in my pants

[coolstorybro7]

Wow, they spelled venomous wrong, fail.

[HarveyKillsYou]

Can some one tell me if this is real so that I can make sure I DON'T watch it!

[skateboris]

snakes in a cage :)

[bezerka]

The only good thing about these budget movies, is the porn scenes

[sorcy79au]

I want to know when spiders on a gliders will come out. Or snakes on a crane. That one would be awesome!

[xaxie1]

Ummm, How is this Trailer Apealing??

[Awesome2579]

When Snakes on a Bus?

[WhyTroll]

Snakes on a brain

Snakes on a drain

Snakes in Maine

Snakes in Spain

Snakes on Wayne

Can't wait for these <3

[paulod27]

Trust The Asylum studio to cash in on a cinematic B-movie already entitled Snakes on a Plane starring the man: 'Samuel l Jackson' only to replace it with their own piece of shit, garbage version imaginatively entitled: Snakes on a Train! This wouldn't even pass as a C-movie!

[TheRandomAssassin1]

guess what movie i won't watch.......

[warcraftlake7]

RAts on a palne:Where is a god damn sanke on this god damn plane.

Snake on a plain

snakes on a roller coaster

snake insane

snakes on a boat.

snakes on a planet.

snakes on submarine.

[willapoose]

Still awaiting Worms on a Hang Glider

[iLikeAAK]

solution to saving yourself. stop the train. walk off

[gamemonster7]

Snakes on a motorcycle!

[obiy2k]

Snakes Singing in The Rain

Snakes are not to Blame

Snakes make a Claim

Snakes in Andy Dufresne

Snakes in Frasier Crane

So many possibilities!

[Joeymabes101]

Snakes on a plane

Snakes on a train

Snakes on Titanic

Snakes On a bike

Snakes on a uhhh uhhh skooter

Snakes in a uhhh uhhh uhhhh random house 3D

Snakes on a (The Directors need to get a life) Plane 2

Snakes on a train 2 3D

[ItsTheMarioman]

Planes on a snake.

[travisimoto]

Snakes on a skooter ...3D!

[MattSamNTheCameraman]

Just get off the train!

[gregg1944553]

lol instead of staring at the snakes maybe stop the train

[jathavan235]

Where is Samuel L. Jackson ?

Is the train driver dead ?

Does Troy saved the train ? ( cuz he tried it on Train simulator ? )

[Jurification]

snakes on a train isn't scary because you can get out of a train, not from an airplane.

[TheGsGClan]

step 1: pull emergency brake

step 2: get the fuck out of the train

[raakone]

Uh....they can't even decide which train it is that's full of snakes.....sloppy editing there! It's supposed to be snakes on A train. A as in singular.

[ashlymaness]

snakes kills the engineer

engineer's deadman switch

train slows down and stops

everyone gets off and snakes stay on because snakes are lazy

easy and done

except for the engineer that died

that part sucks

[Qoutehappy]

in loving memory of the actors who died making this film

[Subject091]

frog on a log

[MrLizzard6]

i nearly pissed myself laughing at the snake at the end.

[iRockNRolla28]

just stop the train and get off???

[minionevil]

lol



[exedeath]

Snakes play a game.

Crossover movie with snakes on a plane and jigsaw

[trickydoughnut]

And I thought "The Room" was bad...

[Rillard1]

I laughed at the giant snake at the end LOL

[Sagemaster00]

Ever notice how it's all white people on a train?

[eestlane30]

looks like something that i wouldn´t want to watch while eating my pizza..

[davidzurkinden]

OK............. A giant snake eats a train.  almost pissed my pants. but not because it is scary. because it is so retarted.

[4getfulness16]

''Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking TRAIN!''

[GetRealStudios]

@4getfulness16 Everybody strap in. We're about to open some fucking intestines.

[4getfulness16]

@GetRealStudios You got that right :|

[ghostofapril1]

i hated "Snakes on a plane" waht makes you think I'd like "Snakes on a train"?? 

[Chalzeeh]

but... You can just stop the train. You couldn't stop the plane :P

[ValisHD]

lol the snake eating a train

[antipax00]

Did they seriously misspell "venomous"!?

[elchulo646]

Ewww! WTF

[ortizj212]

what about Snakes in my veins

[moreautemps]

They're so low budget they couldn't even spell 'venomous' correctly :)

[Andreazor]

Thanks for showing us the end of the movie!

[Dimonkurilshik]

0:30 who ordered Chinese

[Nikitasterror]

Snakes on a plane

Snakes on a train

Snakes on a ship

Snakes on a car

Snakes on a spaceship

[CAESARbonds]

@Nikitasterror You forgot: Snakes in a nuclear power plant Part 2 is Radioactive Snakes from Fukushima Snakes in the White House Snakes on a Bus Snakes in my brain Snakes in Libya Sankes in Syria Snakes on Deep Water Horizon Snakes on Pandora Snakes in a Snake Snakes vs Snake Plissken and Snakes vs chuck norris

[TheGsGClan]

@Nikitasterror snakes on a shopping car / snakes on a chair / snakes in a box and the most shocking part: snakes in the woods

[ShroomMagus]

@Nikitasterror I do not like snakes, Sam I Am. I do not like them anywhere.

[meiu09]

@Nikitasterror how about snakes on a truck?

[sonicrules9p]

Snakes on T-Pain

[1011saint]

let me guess whats next SNAKES ON COCAINE!!

[SamuraiGhost63]

@1011saint "I smoke cocococococococaine" lol

[justicegang]

@1011saint Snakes on a cruise.

[MsCrazydriver]

@1011saint snakes on drugs sounds better

[cacjad]

@1011saint no cuz i would actually want to watch that loool

[Sporecreaturesnb1]

0:50 perv snake :D

[mrpuggles1]

anyone notice that at 0:56 those are ball pythons, some of the most docile snakes?

[Bigblue2ful]

...jump off the train?

[Neidhardt84]

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!"

[okami7amaterasu]

Is...is that a carpet python? They're not venomous?

[25Celtics]

how do movies like this get funded? or Actors and Actresses? Who the fuck thinks of this?

[okami7amaterasu]

@25Celtics They really, REALLY need money sometimes.

[Lazerbeams73]

They spelled venomous wrong.

[Tvbashup]

Thats fucking disgusting!!!!

[lcbarton1]

Can't wait until snakes on my sister

[adams263]

Im tired of these mothafuckin snakes on this goddamn train

[graeme1478]

DAAAAMN THAT BIGASS SNAKE ARE THE TRAIN

[1011saint]

cant belive i wasted a minute and 13 seconds of my life for this piece of worthless sack of shit fuck asylum

[GoodGliders]

LOFSMBOFHL "We can't get these motherfuckin snakes off this motherfuckin train!","I know,lets eat them!"

P.S. don't snakes just bite you with their "venem" instead of crawling into your veins

P.P.S.LMMFBO that muthafuckin snake ate the train!!

[mrsubject1]

this.. well... i dont even know how too say how gay it is.....

[234689ify]

@mrsubject1 i agree...because of a rip off.

[mrsubject1]

@234689ify yer its made by a complete asshole called erick fossberg his dad was good but he is crap but thinks hes good .. this is still gay

[douglas47908]

This fucking gross and scary! X(

[leveluprocks]

@douglas47908 Its fake and a joke :P C: !!!!

[johnbridon]

and here i was thinking that after "snakes on a plane" they can't possibly come up with something soooo..... oh boy, what next? "snakes on a ship"? "snakes on a shuttle"? those even could be alien snakes....honestly who finances these to be made???? who watches these things??? weell ok, if i want to laugh my head off....

[ichTraylo]

its da cole train baby

[megamantwelve]

What happens when you rip-off a terribly shitty movie? This.

[234689ify]

@megamantwelve What happends when you rip off a cool classic movie? This.

[megamantwelve]

WTF? They spelled "venemous" wrong (venomous).

[234689ify]

@megamantwelve OMG...NOOBS ON TELEVISON.

[boligrapho]

this must be made by the same people who made mega shark vs giant octopus and mega piranhas lmao "sy fy" seriously these films are terrible why do they make this shit lmao and always at the end of their trailers they show a huge version of the animal like the shark flying in the sky, snake eating the train, octopuses tenticles wrapping it around a holicopter thats well fucking high in the air lmao crazy directors and creators

[IMAFISHYAY]

@boligrapho It was the same people. Seriously.

[zekeboy24]

The man has 1,000 snakes trying to kill him and all he has to say on the radio is that the train is out of control?????

[zekeboy24]

This trailer defeats the purpose of being a trailer...

[quinteiro123]

"Snakes on a Train is a real movie which was released directly to DVD in order to beat Snakes on a Plane to the theater."

Righttttt.... good luck with that.

[jack734I]

snakes in a car

[Antipatriot420]

snakes on a crane

[mikerichard123]

0:16 HUGE.... so huge that at 0:30 that woman eats or throws up a tiny, shitty fuckin snake....... now thats what i call huge.

[mikerichard123]

OK i have never seen a fuckin snake swallow a train and im pretty sure i never will

[234689ify]

@mikerichard123 "OH HEY WAZ DAT MAH SNAKE??!!??!?!? SORREH IT BOTHA U" thats what my borther kenny thought he should say to you.

[camy205]

I just want to see the bit where she eats the snake.

[toothyboy11]

THIS IS THE GAYEST FILM EVER