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  • zohan the best.....fuck chuck norris

  • I like Zohan's hair at !:02. I think I'm going to try it and I'd look even more handsome.

  • funniest shit ever

  • funniest movie of all tyme

  • I can't find Henry Winkler in this movie? Maybe I missed him or did not realized.

    Anybody tell me? thanks.

  • Heeby Geeby - dirty money grabbing fucking cocksuckers

  • @dubyamoney Fuck you i love jews XD

  • @Mcsneaky5 i love them too :)

  • ROLMAO, smell it, smell it, now take it!

    &

    Was that ur feet? yes, its the foot uppercut!

  • what are the lyrics of the song in the back ground at the time 0:32

  • They're saying Hene ani ba

  • good bit in this moviee..

    Disco disco good good! disco dsico good good!

    legendaryy

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  • 1 watch dis film in north cyprus 1n lemar c1nema 1 like 1t weery much...

  • Would you please use I instead of 1? Fucking illiterate bitch...

  • What is that song starting @ 1:30

  • wuakjsdjaksdkjasjkdjasdjkakjsd­kjakjsdkjasdjkakjsd i love him

  • Zohan > Borat definitely :D

  • looks like a very cool movie, hope dont get dissapoited =D!

  • whats the song at 1.21 please

  • Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam

  • The unforgettable lines of Zohan: "Smell it, smell it, now take it! It's the feet uppercut!"; "I'm Scrappy Coco & I want cut % style your hair! (In Israeli Accent)" Hahaha!

  • LMFAO...da funny bit i like is at 1.59

  • it was an okay movie. the plot sort of confused me at times, but you caught on. my absolute favorite scenes were when he was cutting the woman's hair and doing..other..things with them. lol

  • Adam Sandler, Mel Gibson and Will Smith best actors alive!

  • movie is graet and wonderful!!! love you, sandler!!!

  • Smell it, smell it, smell it - now take it!

  • Hi guys! is there anybody who knows the name of the song at 1:21. I have no idea where could i find. i couldn find the title anywhere but i think its not an unknown piece of music. so thanks for the future help

  • pump up

  • oh my really it is :) thanks..i have always avoided this music..some parts of it wasnt like that at 1 20..but thanks again

  • Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam

  • Saw this last night, rubbish film...the trailer makes it sound really good but it really isnt. oh yeah im a HUGE adam sandler fan.

  • i love his accent.. hahaha..

  • How?

  • 5.6\10 by imdb

    but it looks funny

  • Yeah, looks spectacular bro, Im split in two parts because laughs!!, xD, Oh man, I must see this movie, obligatory.

  • lol eheheh for Hizbollah weapon supplies press 1

    xD

  • Cool movie i watched it Adam Sandler is one of my favourite actors.

  • this look awesome

  • lol this is super movie :D

  • smell it smell it... now take it hahahah!!!

  • i though this was a movie about Chuck Norris!!!

  • yes the feet uperrcutt!!!

    cool movie

    dico dico, good good

  • kid: wauuahaha wuaaa! :'(

    zohan: you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is using sicsors, she might cut your ear off.. on accident

    kid: WUUUAAAAAAA!!! T_T

    zohan: ¬¬ -_-!

    kid:wuaa----- x_x

  • can anybody write me, which song it is on 1:20 min? would be nice

  • i know its a cool song. i really wish someone would tell us

  • Amateurs!

    It's Pump the Jam by the belgian group Technotronic.

  • This is song in Hebrew:

    "Ine Ani Ba" / "Here (is) I come"

  • That is quite clearly Bob Dylan at the start :p

  • Smell it smell it smell it......now take it. lol gotta love that :)

  • Was that your feet?

  • muhahah :D smell it smell it..now take it ;DDDD

  • hahahaah adam sandler power!!!!!

    GO adam go adam :D

    and rob schneider is there too, again and again...hehehehe

    i wish the would release the most funny power movie evr together, with rob schneider, adam sandler and ben stiller!!!

  • they are the best out right now!!, rob, adam and ben haha the best of the best!

  • ok here it is, how about a movie with andam, rob, ben and now the clue,with cris tucker and jackie chan :D

    you know for the action!^^

  • yea true true, the movie would be dead serious funny!

    we should tell holywwod about that idea!^^

  • hahaha tell them!

  • ISRAEL POWER!!!

  • lol funny as movie

  • i want to make people look "silky smooth"

  • "Disco-disco good-good" :)

  • I'm 14 and my brother is 11 and we saw this movie yesterday hahaha!!!!

    Is hella funny!!, but a little bit gross, mostly the parts with the old womens...

    I LOVE ADAM SANDLER, and Mariah Carey hahaha

  • i love both adam sandler and rob schneider.. another movie with those 2... it rocks!

  • This movie was a let down that was a disappointment to people and Adam Sandler fans everywhere,sure it was funny before it turned into having sex with old ladies and Mariah Carey product placement,I felt like I was about to move out of the theater because I was in so much disgust by this film.

  • i freakin love this movie!

  • Hey...whats the song called after he sais "whos next" in the hairdressers place??

  • NYC beat. :] What you hear here, is basically the whole song. xD

  • now u smell it.....smell it and u take it that's for u LMAO

  • hEllA fuNNy SaW iT yEsTrdaYs

  • this is hilarious!!! haha i saw it a few days ago

  • i have a persian jewish friend, (israeli here), and he loved the movie

  • wow r u kidding me i just watched this movie can any body say propaganda wow adam sandler should've steered away from this movie lol

  • Besides being a horrible movie, don't watch this propaganda and prejudice.

    "I'm not sure I'd even want Iranians to watch You Don't Mess with the Zohan. I certainly can't imagine they'd swallow the unsubtle propagandizing...But so evidently intent is the movie on championing Israel that it departs from this kind of broad and universal humor on occasion to supply what can only be described as a Zionist narrative."

    - DAVID HOROVITZ

  • I just saw this movie yesterday, and he is so sexy....n hot

  • Smell it , smell it , smell it... Now take it, That's for you....lmao....

  • mariah carey and she dances with the terrorist lol

  • hilarious movie

  • awesome movie. beat the crap outa love guru

  • Best Movie eva!!!

  • i think this guy is gay cuz he put fish in her ass thats suxs

  • dam that was funny haha

  • haha thee funniest part is 2:10

    :]

  • Greatest summer comedy ever!!!!!! I loved every minute of it.

  • What a shitty Israeli accent, we don't talk like that, we're worse

  • no one is prefect

  • I want to see this so much. How have you seen this are you American or something, it ain't out in England

  • this movie was horible it was groos not that many funny parts it crossed the line between funny and just plain gross

  • most the of the people making posts here are complete morons who are completely oblivious to the fact that this is a propaganda film.

  • I mean in the air****

  • The movie is Ok. My favorite part was when the 3 dude was kicking cat the in sky! XD

  • i saw this movie

    its funny

    but preverted

    and gross

    lol.

  • what is name of first song of zohan when movie starts?

  • The song is called "Hine Ani Ba" by "Hadag Nachash". The song's name means "Here I Come" and its lyrics involve the narrator's story of moving from Jerusalem to Tel-Aviv and back.

    Oh, and since I'm here:

    - Zohan is not an Israeli name.

    - Zohan does not have an Israeli accent.

    - Mossad agents, by the nature of their work, do not live in Israel.

    ...and this is just from watching the trailer.

  • This may have been the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life.

  • whats the name of the down song or what ever lol its mint but i dont no the name

  • It's not a very good israeli accent (I personally don't sound like that), but on tuesday, when the movie screens in Israel, I'm gonna be the first in line.

  • this was a poor and stupid movie not funny at all!!!!!!!!

  • smell my feet LMAOO!!

  • does anybody know what that song is called that's played right after the scene where it's Zohan and Delilah alone in the shop and she says she doesn't want him back?

  • is that the one where he is doing Mrs. Skitzers hair (in the trailer, they use a different on in the movie)

  • it's the one in the movie. it's probably the saddest moment in the movie. it was a country song.

  • ajjaja no mames nopuedo parar de ver la parte del pie se paso de vergaz jaja xD lol

  • stupid movie dragged out

  • Fuck u man it was a GOOD Movie

  • smell it smell it now take it

  • he sounds french... lol

  • STFU uaebabe19 ya dont wat is it!

  • CRAP MOVIE SHITT!!

  • ADAM SANDLER LOOKS LIKE SHITT !!

  • Good job zionist (Adam sandler), your proved it , , what a deception of isreali zionist propoganda--thristy for blood and money

  • What does that make you then, a bigoted, ignorant wanker who needs to try and learn about the world outside his own country? Because you seem to be proving that pretty well.

  • What does your comment have to anything with learning about other countries,,when innocent poeple are being slaughtered in my own,, prove: you pick up any newpaper and see how many were killed by zionists today

  • I'm not taking sides but I think most can agree there is blame to be shared on both.

  • shes wearing mariah carey shirt.

  • it was woithwhile movie not top notch but its good.....adam sandler could have done better thou in my opinion he can do better

  • smell it smell it now take it (lol thats so funny)

  • It was the funnest part lo0ol

  • smell it smell it smell it now take it

  • I just saw it, haha it was hilarious :D

  • i know i saw it to and it was hilarious and nasty adam sandler always makes the best movies.

  • ya manyak!

    disco baby! lol

    the movie was amazing

    whatever you thought of the trailer, the movie was ten times better

  • I saw the movie. It is funny. It has it's flaws, but very funny. At least, jews can laugh at themself.

  • Just saw it yesterday... it sucked... this tralier was pretty much the best part, ill prob get down rated for typing that but meh whatever

  • Worst movie I've seen in the last few years. No joke. Absolutely awful. Don't know what the target audience is -- but it sure isn't college students who enjoy comedy movies.

  • i am muslim and sandler is jew. why wouldnt i see this movie? its funny! and peace for all religions. i would watch him as long as he doesnt involve critism of islam or christianity in his movies

  • You have a really good point and it's nice to see that you keep an open mind :)

  • I second that!

  • PS - Hezbollah messed with the Zohan in Lebanon...I believe he got his ass kicked.

  • too bad that real members of the IDF are either cocky fags or lesbians. Oh wait, nvm.

  • Just saw it about an hour ago, very funny and strange at the same time.

  • just saw it this evening, was great.

  • is it on DVD, or theatres? I'm thinking of seeing it

  • in theatres, it just came out today.

  • saw it this mornin...FUNNY AS HELL!!!

  • Lucky i wana see it

  • exactly righttt?? I couldn't stop laughing either!

  • great

  • this is how u know hollywood is jew land

  • So what? Eastern European Jews made Hollywood you spastic, if it wasn't for them we'd all still be watching constant reruns of a train pulling into a station.

    On another note, this film looks really awful.

  • I can do Zohan's voice almost perfectly.

  • looks like another shit movie by sandler

  • what, this movie looks hilarious

  • this looks good !

    To murdoc1872002 U are jealous of the jews ! Wanker.

  • no i am actually jealous of people that use wanker as an insult.. get it right

  • LOL I WANNA SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!

  • actually, borat was speaking in hebrew throughout the film. the americans didn't realize it, though.

  • one of the best and funniest movies and the soundtrack  , most of it israeli cant go better !

  • I hate Sandler...and yet, I want to see this...

  • you love men?

  • eh looks like a miss

  • "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press "1"

    AHAHAHAHAHA lol i Just crapped in my pants XD!

  • ok, why are people comparing borat to adam sandler's character ? they have NOTHING in comon: the accent ? no. the character ? no. the nationality ? no. the looks ? no.

    it is like comparing ali G to eminem or somethig

  • WHAT A BORAT RIP-OFF!!!!!!!!!! Love Sandler, but this is Sacha Cohen's character

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....aHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and um HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAH im going to go see this when it opens

  • can somone plzz tell me wat the name of the song is @ 1:20 plz im goin crazy trying to find it out.

  • just look up crap on limewire its bound to pop up

  • I LOVE HIS HAIR!!!!! Adam Sandler should consider keeping that style. One word..... HOTTTTT!!!!!

  • hahahaha

    the feet XD

    cant wait to see this (=

  • Seems like a terrific movie, Can't wait to see it in the theatres.

  • LOL This looks jokes im deffo watchin it!

  • Hkangaroo,  XD

  • does he not sound french or something? i mean when you guys see the movie...sounds like a french accent to me

  • Yea, its kinda like French mixed with Hebrew.

  • solo09 didn't know it is adam sandler.. solo09 is an ignorant, dumb asshole...

  • the guy is adam sandler

  • I hope this guy doesnt make a fool out of the IDF with his cheesy acting.

    jokes aside- IDF kicks ass- damn serious troops

  • the pretend accent was more of bad acting.. and that is why I find it dis test full, It is my rights what to expect of films and if I do not like i will express. you convict.

  • Please tell me that nobody truly thinks this looks watchable!

  • r u a crackhead, this looks amazing!

  • i agree with tralman1965.. these movies clearly exploit the stupidity of the people that would go to see this shit