PS3 "It Only Does Everything" Ad Campaign - Unsatisfied Girlfriend

[air5hocker15]

That guy at the girls back is playing LBP

[ThePatricio116]

Next to Kevin... that how you work on PlayStation? Buying this at the Store? I need a job there.

[AfrOmaNtiS]

I'm so glad this video had annotations. It would have made no sense otherwise

[josepasillas530]

sounds like jerry seinfeld at the end

[yoshi314]

what? only 2.99 ? i gotta stock up!

[Ome99]

It also deos identity theft!

[cryingmushroom47]

Ps3 is like a 360 and wii combined

[McLovin971000]

@cryingmushroom47 but take away the good security and the good controller than yea a 360 and wii combined

[cryingmushroom47]

@McLovin971000 I meant raw power and features. Wii has motion sensor so does ps3, xbox is just a gaming console, combine them two and ps3 is more then just a gaming console.

[mangopearandapples]

COME ON! that's what she said :P

[5324er]

a couple of days ago i had a dark bruise on my chin from squeezing a zit too hard. it looked terrible. then i had an idea...i launched metal gear solid 1 on my PS3, went into the options menu, tested the strong vibration for my controller, i held the controller to the bruise, and the blood faded away VERY fast and it was almost gone in less than TWO days!

Moral of the story is...PLAYSTATION 3...IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING!!! =D

[xEarlGx]

@5324er My ps3 can slay dragons :O

[5324er]

@xEarlGx my ps3 can download the black ops map packs for free!! seriously, its an awesome feature. just get a sucker friend who bought and downloaded the map packs, or anything for that matter. have him come over to ur house, log in, and download them!

[xEarlGx]

@5324er yea its called gameshare but i dont really like blackops. but its a grreat feature

[5324er]

@xEarlGx its a feature that im looking to get into. so is there any real catch to it? just have a friend log into his account and download shit? but u can only share games with 5 ps3s right?

[xEarlGx]

@5324er i think but i could be wrong i dont gameshare much but look it up on a forum somewhere.

[5324er]

@xEarlGx i will. im looking forward in getting all the black ops map packs! not that i really download anything anyway but important stuff or trophy expansions. its so nice to have sucker friends. >=)

[bretert]

mmmm caaannnddllleeeessss

[bbholland2012]

i guess we know why he didn't want the psn

[petersupermann]

barney stinson.....

not in 20 years...

5 days after wedding :3

[ThatNickGuy28]

5 people disliked this video.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM!?

[austheboss560]

haha thats funny because sony got hacked

[Louis43thebeastmast]

@austheboss560 WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!

[77robinhood77]

@austheboss560 we still got more and better games

[Andythemusicmaker]

spam the 5 key for jizz in my pants face

[pookieXXxD]

it only does everything other then prevent itsself from getting hacked

[Crashandburn999]

@pookieXXxD you mean it only does everything including getting hacked! :D

[pookieXXxD]

@Crashandburn999 err yeah D:

[BoyArmor]

don't blame him now, we all can't play :(

[MrNickWright]

Right now we're all enjoying a bathroom without candles.

[Rodrigo00]

Dear playstation, i bought a brand new 320gb ps3 on april 21 and im still unable to use the playstation network WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!!1111!!!111one

[Flashback2d80s]

What is this 1992? I mean if you're not on the Playstation network you can't get your personal information stolen, your credit card details taken, your online capability removed. It's like having bathroom without an aromatherapy candle. C'MON,WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!

[Azteca14psn]

ps2 best offline gameplay

[travislynn21]

False advertising

[FKRairsoft]

What? He doesn't have it connected to the internet yet? Well then he's not enjoying the full PSN experience of being hacked -__- You have let me down Playstation, you've let me down.

[pokerguy94]

It only does OFFLINE

[deathroll20]

feels good having a PC :)

[JustinSimpson87]

may 5th.......still waiting lol

[Daxter609]

Oh the irony of this commercial XD

[reggiardito]

It's funny because right now you can't really connect to PSN.

[koldkalibur82]

Oh wow! 10,000 obvious jokes made by PSN users on this video thread???

I REALLY didnt see that coming.

anyway.

May 5th its back up... and I for one, will be smashing PSN servers like a girlfriend I havent seen in a month.

[FKRairsoft]

@koldkalibur82 It's May 8th -__-

[dojOdRiFTeR]

no offense sony but u seruiously get your rep bak big time u owe every ps3 user big fucking time

[sccandudz]

its 1992 again! lol!

[kman13131]

Looks like it's 1992

[flaw3d1]

LMAO man this is to funny considering the network is down but really wtf fix this shit sony

[liacart]

"It only does

offline"

[Velrok]

Nothing is wrong with him. PSN on the other hand..

[phreakmonkey]

IT

ONLY

DOES

IDENTITY THEFT.

[mw2snipey]

who would dislike this

[EyeS2pify]

Dear Unsatisfied Girlfriend, the PS3 does absolutely EVERYTHING. The controller even... vibrates. There is no reason for you to be unsatisfied.

[mw2snipey]

@EyeS2pify lol

[jeffypwnzu]

IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING WRONG

[5324er]

The ps3 is pretty much the best console if u can ignore 360 fanboys.

[babyko1026]

just reword her words with

"Dear Playstation, I got my boyfriend to jailbreak our PS3 and he still hasn't hooked it up to the internet"

and it's like he's whining that he can't ban and sue their asses.

[3ultimategohan]

"It Only Does Everything"

aint that the truth..

[flipol128]

@3ultimategohan iseewhatyoudidthere...

[Xessej]

i want my girlfriend to get my ps3. id hook it up to the internet!

[upallhours9]

I think they were saying he hasn't hooked it up to the 'net, because he is too engrossed in playing games.

[southparkjrd]

She got him a ps3? best girlfriend ever!

[parakeetman22]

Pause the video and then hold down 8

[BekoTheJestar]

his playing lbp without internet which is BORING without internet lol!

[RobtheBig]

It only does everything..............except play xbox games lol oh wait nvm the only game on xbox worth palying is mass effect 2 and now its on ps3 woohoo!

[amal2345]

i guess its some japanese girl sayin playstation @ the end of the commercial... PRAySTASON

[Hahren]

I see this commercial 50x a day where I work -_- really takes the fun out of it

[contractki11er]

watching this with transcribed audio subtitles is funny

[xxSyphenxx]

one of the "it only does everything" options should be

IT ONLY DOES

your mom

[GTRrocker666]

PS3: Does Everything...except blowjobs

[SuddenMovieImpact]

@GTRrocker666 =(

[peter4real]

@GTRrocker666 Your wrong, mine does.... xD

[VidsFromdaBasement]

VOICE CRACK!!!

[tsavxyooj]

he plays with the ps3 but not his girlfriend?! What's wrong with him?!?!?!?!

[MaLilPwny]

this dosnt make me want a ps3... it makes me think sony think to much of themselves..

[pkerch00b1]

He has a hot girlfriend but plays ps3 by him self....Whats wrong with him!?!?

[warriorwolf77]

this guy is funny

[ChuushiteAgeru]

Whenever someone says internet...now i'm gonna think of aroma therapy candles

-_____-

[juju6018]

LMAO THIS COMMERCIAL SERIOUSLY MAKES ME CRAK UP LOVE IT

[shiveryshiva]

Dear Playstation, my friend has a Playstation 3 that can play PS1, PS2 and PS3 games. I was so excited about having a PS3 that could do everything, so I went out and bought one. I found out that mine can play PS1 and PS3 games, but no PS2 games.

What's wrong with it? I bought it brand new! Come on!

[outlawkelb]

@shiveryshiva i doubt you didnt know that before purchasing, it says it in big bold words on the box , NOT COMPATIBLE WITH PS2 GAMES.

[TheBloodwyrm]

@shiveryshiva thats only for the older version of ps3. i have the newer one with more memory. i dont mind because i have a ps2

[Mastermindguy1994]

@TheBloodwyrm lol they dont have more memory, they have a newer version of THE SAME processor, so they are pretty much exactly the same, the SLIMS just have a slightly better processor, which doesnt really make too much of a difference

[MultiTechNews]

@Mastermindguy1994 he didnt mean RAM (at least if he had any brains) I think he is talking about gb. though my only complaint is that there anti renting I half to buy every game cause they take up soo much space on the hard drive that well I dont want to wast space.

[ConMan951]

I love this commercial

[spizec]

I would fuck her!!!

[Veratoch]

wow, 'cuse hooking up a wifi network is that hard. that really requires a penis.

[symelian]

crap - $299? in Croatia it's double that...

[urdism]

hehehe the guy is playing little big planet

[R4D3QN]

The guys sounded like Seinfeld in the ending.

[virtuafighterman]

hahaha I DONT BLAME THE GUY FOR NOT HOOKING IT UP TO THE INTERNET

[CurseOfTheJadeDragon]

Yeah yeah I know it took me awhile till I hooked my up to the net.

[aduff20]

Wow that girlfriend must really like the internet because i have a ps3 and i dont have internet on it and im satisfied...

[IronyIsGood]

@aduff20

I am currently replying to your comment using the ps3 internet browser and have just finished the God of War 3 demo which I downloaded from the Playstation Store for free.

HOOK. IT. UP.

1. Plug in ethernet cable.

2. Go to network settings.

3. The rest is fairly automated unless you have a weird modem.

You are missing out on a lot for no good reason.

[Holland14K]

wow, that is one unsatified girlfriend.

[kenjiixp]

Whats wrong with him!!11?/!??!?/1/

[lisdo]

hey ps3 fans all xbox fanboys say that ps3 costs too much but if you think about it if you buy a 360 you have to buy membership extra controller wireless adapter play and charge kit so screw you xbox fanboys ps3 rules

[shyguylink]

@lisdo I find this ironic.

You are a dumb ass in every way possible. You embarrass us actual ps3 gamers.

[XG3N0C1D3X]

What? what is this,1992? lmao

[yourbuttisUGLY]

Ahhh these commercials are the best

[baytony]

That is one unsatisfied GF.

[darkknightbob101]

ps home sucks

[pinoyviper]

he is playing little big planet...

[rs3nik]

LMAO. COME ON! WHATS WRONG WITH HIM!!!

[vaporized1000]

@rs3nik he hasn't hooked it up because of the junk connections and screaming 10 year old boys duh

[arlington925]

Now that's something a 360 can't do! EVERYTHING!

[majorhavoxg1]

Lol at fanboys.

Just get both consoles you fags. You will find the ps3 has better graphics.

[flaballer90]

i dont know but to me its so funny when he says whats wrong with him

[Zone1Hoe]

COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Classic

[tehbomb100]

"It only does EVERYTHING."

But its true, really!

[alef321]

@tehbomb100 It sux either right? i mean it does everything =D , i hate games that dont have non-HD visual, just look at Infamous....GTA4,theses game hav HD and Non-HD but the rest hav those anoyin black borders and tiny letter (Unreadble....)

[EWGFus3r]

i hate candles too. WTF they are only good for when the electricity is down. and let them be regular ones. not smelly ones

[medcardman]

both xbox 360 and ps3 are cool and have fun games, but this commercial is pricesless!!!

[ennzojesse]

i love how his voice cracks, too funny

[Venom1300]

Both systems lack some things and both excel in some things, and personally I wouldn't mind both because they are both great systems....and did anyone notice we barely breathe towards the Wii...

[barch118]

"COME ON!!!!"

"WHAT WRONG WITH HIM" are the best parts

[DoctorShark9000]

not one of sony's best commercial ideas

[heyppl118]

LOL "WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!"

[Sontaki]

whats wrong with him! xD

[SgtPeppers17]

Come on!!!!

[ftskluver123]

WATS WRONG WIT HIM??!!!

dat always cracks me up !!!

[ftskluver123]

WATS WRONG WIT HIM??!!

always cracks me up

[Ken7772]

u gotta love these pointless imature arguments regarding the "console wars" reminds me of the xbox community.

[tyeb29]

wats p2p?

[neospacian1]

im assuming player to player

[brad2008]

Person2Person Pay2Play Peer2Peer Player2Player, quite a few things

[Ketsui]

What is this, 1992?

[bud389]

It's funny, my friend sold his PS3 the week after he got it simpy BECAUSE of the playstation network... It's free for a reason.

[fallenxlionheart]

Playstation network is so kickass...

[bud389]

@fallenxlionheart yea, it's totally kickass, having tons of people get "Time-outs" (getting booted from downloading somethign or playing online), i mean, whats NOT kickass about that? Experiancing lag on nearly every online game, yea, thats so "rad"

[fallenxlionheart]

maybe your friend just has shitty internet.... ive never had any time-outs...ever...and ive lagged only one time....ever...and i have lan partys with my friends with 5 ps3s in my house playing a game at one time and do not have any problems with lag...and my internets nothing special...standard dsl....ive never had any issues...maybe his internet sucked or something idk...im not hating on xbox btw

[NYCityBoy718]

who is this chick?!?!?! LOL. Ive seen her in a fewother commercials before..its been annoying not knowing who shes is everytime i see here somewhere,lol.

[JeffWithAnF]

@NYCityBoy718 I think her name is Abigail Marlowe

[ReconRaptor]

One of the reasons why I own a PS3

[Focus1641]

Im not a PS3 fan but this was hilarious. Im so glad Playstation are making funny commercials now.

[Flamefoxez]

"He hates candles too!"

LOL

[spiderspideyspidey]

Dude The Unsatisfied Girlfriend Is HOTT!

[lostaddict1993]

Best single commercial ever.

[Krazedguy12345]

man ps3 commercials sucked but know their funny lol!

[re4actor9]

best fuckin ps3 commercial ever lol

[385989]

This is so funny.

[Nate646]

Best commercial yet lmao, "Whats worng with him!!??" lol so funny

[TruenoJon]

this commercial is the shit...lol

[oiioxxxoiio]

lmao, i love this commercial. and some of the other new ps3 cms

[kickerfliper12]

Watz Wrong With Him!!!!! HAHAHAHAh

[kksandy71]

What is this, 1992?? LOL God I feel old now...

[TuuPAPa]

xbox live has a bunch of little kid loud mouths, racist, sexist, annoying douch bags , PSN has more mature people & if someone is talking mess there usually cocky or something just having fun.

[MegaShot419]

Most of PSN is pretty slient though. The racists and douche bags are only predominant online and over the years it has gotten better with the review system and what not. Besides, there is a MUTE button for a reason.

[Radagast]

same here, 360 all the way but that cracked me up. he doesn't even like candles....WHATS WRONG WITH HIM??!!

[dominicanfigure169]

that was my favorite part 2

[John745577]

I'm no PS3 lover, but that was hilarious.

[RyoujokuHardcore]

muh fuggin americano commercials

[BoltGundam]

thats a fuckin lie right there... wheres the compatibility huh?....

[TheBioMech]

I no rite?

[animenice]

COME ON!!!! LOL!! I love that!

[superdopetastic]

lmao

[mylobage]

"WHAT,What is this 1992!!"

That first "WHAT" Killed me.

[amd246linux]

If you're so concerned, HOOK IT UP YOURSELF, WOMAN!

[800lbgorillainc]

Alot of people did not get the commercial, not hooked to the internet, means he's using wi-fi ppl

[gareno7]

huh? you mean he actually was connected to the internet?

[fallenxlionheart]

no it dosent...he could still do all of that that the guy was saying with wi-fi?

[Chromatic994]

Does it play Xbox 360 games? xD

[kachowXD]

yes, yes it does, it owns that much :)

[TheWatcher666]

no it only plays upgraded versions of 360 games. i.e. Ninja Gaiden SIgma, Bioshock, DEAD RISING, Mass Effect 2.......lmao

all thet xbots joked for months about how the ps3 "has no games", to that I say the 360 has NO EXCLUSIVES left.

[fallenxlionheart]

dude you are the man....

[MegaShot419]

Mass Effect 2 isn't on the PS3, PS3 fanboys have been trying to spread that rumor but it's always getting debunked like the stupid L4D "for PS3" rumors.

NGS and Bioshock were exclusive to the X360 for 18 months, so you guys are getting the game after millions have already played it. So a bunch of new weapons doesn't classify it as "upgraded versions.

The X360 has plenty of exclusives/console exclusives.

L4D2, Gears 2, Halo, fable, Forza, Splinter Cell, Mass Effect, Alan Wake, and more

[godfather95666]

wtf u on about, who the fuck are u calling a fan boy, u shitbox queer60 FANBOY!,

seriously, what u doing watching a ps3 commercial anyways??, and wtf, ps3 has uncharted 2, (possibly the best game ever), mgs4, (its old but none of ur shitty games have beaten its beauty), little big planet, gran turismo, killzone 2, MAG, (256 players online), and MANY MORE!!, all these games would rip all ur shitty pieces of shit critically, graphics wise, etc!!.............asswipe

[MegaShot419]

"shitbox queer60 FANBOY!!!"

Wow, I've never heard that one before, you are very original and I bet you have an amazing personality.

And what difference does it make if you list PS3 exclusives? I can list X360 exclusives as well. But guess what, there are 17 AAA rated games on the X360 and only 11 on the PS3. Guess that means PS3 has alot better games huh?

[DKassaian1219]

what are AAA rated games?

[MegaShot419]

Games that get an average 90% or higher when rated.

[MegaShot419]

I came here to watch the commercial, to try to convince myself that I want a PS3.

And then I decided to scroll down to the comments page and see what everyone commented. Then I saw a bunch of dumbasses who think that they need to justify their purchase by making fun of the other platform(s).

See this is why society isn't progressing. Because of people like you who first of all don't have good grammar, and because people with different opinions get shot down repeatedly.

[belkoreth]

@MegaShot419

I wouldn't use the fanboys to persuade/dissuade you of a purchase...there are fanatics on both sides that are equally annoying hehe.

That said, 2 years ago a PS3 was hardly worth having, but it's really stepped up it's game lately. Sony has more first party game studios than Microsoft and Nintendo combined, it just took long enough for them to get underway on the PS3.

[MegaShot419]

Yea you are right. I shouldn't. I'm pretty sure the Ps3 is a fantastic console, but just like the Xbox 360 is has its cons as well as its pros.

I was thinking about getting a PS3 purely for some of the exclusives. but I'm not really sure about spending 300 dollars and then some just to play them.

[baddogx]

give in to the dark side once u own it u know you it was the missing piece of the perfect game room . uncharted 2, demons souls, mgs4, and MAG priceless.

[MegaShot419]

Lol. Star Wars reference ftw.

[godfather95666]

"society aint progressing", wtf, who r u??, this topic is about video games, jesus christ seriously its the assholes like you which really bring down the xbox's reputation, you THINK u are smart but u are a dumbass just like the other xbox dumb pinheads, seriously just do us a favour and FUCK OFF!!

[MegaShot419]

You proved my point. People shot others down for having different opinions, which is why I said people like you is the reason why "society isn't progressing".

I make Xbox owners look bad? Says the guy who can't spell "ain't" right.

I doubt you are 21 years old, I bet you are like 12-13.

[MegaShot419]

*shoot*

[KidZiLLah]

damn, did u have 2 hurt him that bad .

i mean sure he's a failbox 304 weebol, but were all human .!!!!

XD

[KidZiLLah]

there are ps3 exclusives that would shred these .

[XXBrowenXX]

she should hook it up to the internet herself