Controversial Quiznos Commercial! Women like meat!

[krackerk]

Urreahaha!

[Blah3156]

Garry's Mod Idiot Box! 0:20 that laughter is evil.

[AVERAGEREVOLUTIONARY]

@Blah3156 yes.

[Blah3156]

@AVERAGEREVOLUTIONARY Yes.

[jovian]

The laugh signals her realization of what she just said.

Uughahehehehe!

[AnalogicBeing]

It's controversial because women shouldn't be eating sandwiches. They should be making them.

Duh

[sdmitch16]

Prime rib is the boober meat

[uallsuckass123]

haha gmod idiotbox brought me here :)

[smileyg333]

You have got to be a dam democrat to think that was controversial...

[reido66]

"thats what real women need, nuh-huh-huh!!!'

omg, that laugh is horrible!

[SpunkStalker101]

The first time I saw this commercial and I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. That woman's laugh= comedy gold.

[jonnyfinny]

everytime i hear dat laugh i wanna rip her throat out and fist fuck her face in with it

[couchebag]

"It's not lacking any meat, what real women need..." At that very moment the sound of a thousand lesbian hearts could heard breaking in the city by the bay.

[mrperkinsfoot]

@couchebag

They just like the roast beef :D

[dkrew90]

I hate it when they compare quiznos to subway. subway sells healthly subs with fresh vegetables. Quizones sell subs with garlic melted cheese bbq sauce. only fatasses would eat quiznos. no wonder amerca is number one in obesity..smh

[Happynuke]

I remember the dark, abyssmal days when this commerical was still being aired. It's not controversial. If it was they wouldn't have aired it every single god damn commercial break.... Every five minutes consisting of "It's not lacking any meat... and that's what real women need DYEUHUHUHUHUH!!!!" If anything is controversial it's how many people this god awful woman and her banshee laugh drove to kill themselves.

[Maxables]

HEHEUEUHU HUEEHN

[MichaelKlump]

I don't see what the big stink is. Real Women DO need meat!

Uheheheheheh!!!

[mademan912]

Someone needs to make a loop of her laugh! It would be hilarious! xD

[Chellips]

@mademan912 I would LOVE to see that! XD

[CyberSodomy]

yurreahhhaaa

[Rocketryman]

Yea, if you are not satisfied. We will fill your other hole.

[dragonofthedarknight]

I love Quiznos for their wacky commercials.

[TeeZ1990]

Pretty lame commercial. I have to say.

[thedarkholeconsumer]

woooow!! this is where quiznos need to stay. none of this sponge monkey, sexy torpedo, or kitten stuff. those are creepy

[hissbitequeen]

what's wrong with this commercial? and quiznos is better than bland ass old person subway shit food. really.. women do like meat...  men like meat... grow up fuckholes and get your minds out of the gutter! i don't recall anyone raising a stink over that 200 year old sea hag in the wendy's commercial saying "where's the beef?"

[09011994]

fuckin crazy asian... you know she wanted to fuck the camera man lmao

[panther0567]

I totally didn't get it until now... I just thought she liked food!

[xMoMoneyMoSnacksx]

I bet she takes a mean dick.

[tzilla86]

omg her laugh.....

[911turbo5]

They can have my meat all day

:D haha

[blissfuldissonance]

I am a real woman & I like big hunks of meat as well. Mhmm. Uh-huh. Oh yeah.

[blissfuldissonance]

Well. I am a woman. & I like lots of meat. Mhmm. Oh yeah.

[TwistingNethr]

I actually got hungry, cause the sandwich looks delicious.

[HSMSUCKS11]

i bet she stuffed that sub in her hole when the camera went off air.

[peepeevagi]

Men like meat too. If a black chick likes it, it's gotta be good.

[EcdsKO1323O]

mmm...toasty LMAO

[bloodbath2345]

Who cares about the meat reference?

Listen to that GOD AWFUL LAUGH

[pastorrtom]

@bloodbath2345 agreed

[ryu8888]

"PRIME RIB IS THE UBER MEAT"

*the two start sucking each other off*

[Ressolute]

hahahahEEEEEEE

[qwertyuiopz123]

lol u must be one of those dying idiots thats still affected by the atomic bomb

[weerd2normal]

oh wow!

[mista925]

At least kids won't get it... Cuz it took me a minute...

[doomslayer133]

I want to give them to some of my meat haha

[jibberjabber098]

A 'controversial commercial' kind of seems like an oxymoron to me.

[GeGeMus12]

these Quizhoes needs big juicy meat! Not to mention extra sauce on the side ;)

[CNezChannel]

Whore 0:17

[GamingPalooza]

that asian likes her meat.

[guerrald]

QuizHoes

[kjogar]

I haven't bought a thing a Quiznos since they started that retarded oven commercial. Then the hot tub? How stupid. They should go back to those potato rats.

[ps2master85]

You mean sponge monkeys

[heyheyahey]

i can see where it could be contreversial, but honestly? if she was actually (which she was, get ur mind outta the gutter xD) was talking about the sandwhich itself, women luv meat. what, we all have to be vegatarians?

[IIThesaviour]

The sexual pun was intended and it was shit. It's not so much controversial as it's bad marketing.

[CVargas]

That was controversial?

[WillyM79]

I believe it was banned because people can't get their minds out of the gutters

[goldstatic]

what is the big deal? women need protein too :p

[strushkathell]

1. Quiznos CAN mention Subway in their ads, if they have proper proof. They're not talking about weight loss, they're talking about a product that Subway lacks.

2. The meat reference isn't explicit. It's called double meaning, so it's ok. It would be a problem if it was really explicit.

[iiraymoii]

QUIZNOS IS RIPPING YOU OFF!!

Here is a video with proof!!!

[maroon5lvr28]

1. Subway is aimed at helping people LOSE WEIGHT. Quiznos is NOT aimed at that wich makes this a pointless commercial.

2. What that girl said infers something else wich should not be heard by CHILDREN WHO LOVE TO WATCH T.V.!

[keltobin]

1. Why would that make the commercial pointless? It references nothing about weight loss.

2. If a child understands that reference then I think the commercial is the least of your worries.

[maroon5lvr28]

1. It tries to compete with subway saying that it is better when subway is about weight loss. Quizno's saying that they are better than subway is pointless because their cause are completely different.

2. If the child understands the reference then it makes tv even worse to watch for kids than it already is. Most adults dont teach their kids about sex so they learn from their friends at a very young age meaning they will more than likely do something stupid. (no proper education)

[dogtato]

This is maybe my favorite commercial of all time.

[EnanxXx]

thats what women really need XD

[HCore56]

what does the chick at 8 seconds find so hilarious lol

[freakshowjuggalo666]

yay eat quiznos i work there

[rebelkash]

0:20 lmao

[Bruteciao117]

that gave me a boner

[R0ADR4GE]

Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

DYUHHUUHHUUUH!!

[miamigroove]

isnt that the chick from Double Stuffed Asians Vol. 7 ?

[soparu]

:O

!!!

[xLeggoMyEggox]

Oh shet i think your right.....xD

[n11lc]

It's not lackin any meat, and that's what real women need. DYUUHEHUUUUH.

[surfingsuicune]

Stupid whores. Get jobs and close your legs.

[GordonFreemant]

No thank you lol I rather enjoy penises.

[loldotalol379]

MEATSPIN me round round~

[DukeNukenum]

it's not lackin' any meat. that's what real women need. Uurrreeeaaahuuuh!

[babiiswa9908]

put it in me scott

[ShurikenG]

Not doin' that again...that burned..

[nncciiss]

"u know we both enjoyed that"

XD love that commercial XD

[xvandyx]

LMAO

[Draygonia]

LOL! That laugh was classic!

[mr0scary]

has any body seen the commercial where the guy cant say "mmm" he says stuff like "eee" "ppp" "vvvv" 'ooo"

[Wahoofuck]

i think she forced that laugh to make it less awkward but made it more awkward.

[abrahamWCE]

subway style came from doctor´s associates, quiznos can use every ingrediente harmful to our bodies, yeah!!!

[Twinsnakecoatl]

"Not lacking any meat". I don't get it. Where's the controversy in that?

Either way, it shows me that vegan men are screwed.

[TMC117]

it's sexual innuendo.

[omega4104]

inYOURendo!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist...

[TMC117]

haha scrubs

[rjw25]

Subway's still better. But Quizno is good too.

[khryzalids]

if im not satisfied i get another free? well what about if i "lie"? i bet they wont gimme a sht

[Clone0High]

Her friend was just like, "oh fuck she knows my affair, gotta take abrasive action."

DUEHEHEHEHEHUA!

[d000m]

stupid comments get the thumbs down

[d000m]

stupid sarcastic retorts get the thumbs down

[d000m]

equating people with a larger vocabulary than yours to "fags" gets the thumbs down

[d000m]

Telling someone to grow up in the middle of an ALL-CAPS TANTRUM also gets the thumbs down

[JoeGdr]

LMFAO! You can all fuck off. This commerical was funny as hell -- even though the Asian chick at the end is a nasty whore.

[werichha]

not lacking any dick

[PugnaciousT15]

And that's what real women need. Ureahaheh!

[xvandyx]

ahahaha. :D

[Dreamscapevirus]

@PugnaciousT15 YEAAA MAAANNN! wakka wakka

[BurnTheLeaves]

@PugnaciousT15 lol i made that sound as soon as she said it, nice 1.

[S14DGENER8]

"Not lackin' any meat!"

[mixedguy]

guess her asian man is lacking meat LMAO...

[76special]

that asian girl is a whore.

[sr25lover]

^^ This.

[MegaMushroom34]

I remember this

[Reactor37654]

Prime Rib is teh uber-meat.

Stupid asshole.

[rangel20]

Bring back the Spongemonkeys, QUIZNOS!

[ThaMasterHand]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA funny

[SofieGirl24]

I couldn't believe it when I first saw this on TV, especially when the girl laughed. So Awkward 0_0

[ZippZapp]

REAL WOOMAN EET MEET

[PatrickButton]

A bit intolerant but from a marketing perspective I think it's a good commercial.

[HenryPonds]

Who post this crap?...singing RATS I CAN DIG!!...but this WHY??

[nintendogsyo]

My mom and I go to Quiznos all the time! =D I always get the Honey Mustard Chicken. Hold the bacon and add guacamole.

[cosmicjoker27]

Who teh feck cares

[daroflcopter]

THAT'S WHAT WOMEN REALLY NEED

[zigcat]

THAT'S WHAT WOMEN REALLY NEED

[chingjones]

I LOLED

[devnsflyy]

i like to poop

[Hotwings33]

When I watch this video, all I can hear is the sound of women's rights backpedaling another 50 years.

[viviandes]

You're right, that girl made herself look STUPID in this commercial! (and she laughs like a mule)

[L4MBDA]

Yes! Because two pretty east asian girls like Quiznos, so do I! Vegans GTFO.

[orlyskeetomg]

HUR HUR HUR

[thegarageband]

Prime PENIS is the uber meat

[GringoGad]

dumb asian bitch, I'd stick it my meat between her buns.

[Jirojin]

Subway is betta.

[hahaiusebugmenot]

I love this ad, I love the Quizno's marketing people, and I love the fact that people manage, without fail, to take these things way too damned seriously. I'll eat two of these subs for every angry lesbian who's commented on this clip.

[L4MBDA]

Hoorah! I second that.

[RainbowGlitter87]

As a lesbian feminist, I find this commercial offensive not only because it's generally degrading to women... but also because it is incredibly heterosexist! I will not buy Quiznos after seeing this. That's for certain.

[LuminousJiveTurkey]

Oh god... You're bitching about a Quizno's ad. Goddamn, Its an ad, don't be an ignoramus.

[Aquahutch]

You know, one of these days you're going to be at the end of your life, and you're going to have to look back and decide whether or not you spent too much time looking for ways to be angry.

[becksterminator]

I am an angry vegetarian hairy-legged lesbian too. Really. And a big part of me is saying "WHAT THE FUCK!" in huge letters.

but then another part of me thinks this might actually have SOME feminist undertones...I mean, it's encouraging women to EAT! Which is great! I think that a possible interpretation is that real women need hearty, substantial food and shouldn't shy away from a bigass sandwich because of some patriarchal notion of how to be attractive

[Aquahutch]

You don't have a mullet do you? Because as much as I respect lesbians for being who they are, I just gotta say...the mullet looks terrible on anyone. Say "yes" to lesbianism, say "yes" to feminism, but good lord say "no" to mullets.

[21west]

What's the matter... You sound as though you have something against "meat"!

[temptest]

I dont understand how someone syaing "I LOEV ME SOME MEAT HUR LOLHUR HUUUR HURLAWL" could be offensive enough to make you hate Quiznos.

[nosaiddate]

hahahahahahahaha

OH NO

[uchihunk]

holy SHIT the people replying to this comment are stupid as hell. isn't it obvious this comment is a joke in itself? LEARN TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES A DUUR DUUR

[YoungDripping]

The joke is actually between your legs

[RWersFearTruth]

Hi, I'm a stupid meat-lovin' whore...

I would never eat a Quiznos sub after seeing that it is whore food.

[RandomSN188]

Lmao, AzurewrathXI's way of quoting it. The asian's friend kinda nods and her smile goes away like "Did she just say that...? What a douche bag retard making a whore of herself on tv, i'm embarassed for her."

[crimsonsake]

As an asian, i am embarrassed for us both.

"It's not lackin' any meat.  And that's what a real woman needs! *witch-like cackle* Nya ha harghfghfgh!"

[viviandes]

You said it... it looks retarded! I couldn't believe they actually had this on a t.v. commercial! :3

[ninjastarfoo2]

anyone else see her friend nod, after she says it. hilarious

[Matt2112RM]

omg, every time I hear that laugh I want to smack the shit out of her...

[LiveOpinion]

One of the ladys says that the garlics not overwhelming but im not a fan of garlic at all so thats not any good.The Asian girl is proof that even to sell a sandwitch the sex line sells.Overall the commercials ok but if the sandwitches are really that good I dont thinck u have to throw down subway to sell it.Good things sell them selfs.

[AzurewrathXI]

That's what real wimminz need...HHEEhUHHAW

[YouRNiiiiiiiiice]

LMFAO!!!! Prime rib is the Uber Meat

[wings1295]

That asian chick is whacked.

[DontJudgeMe357]

haha... that asain chick...