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  • What a lousy actor. Can't even come up with crocaduck tears. The subtexts are hilarious, though.

  • hahaha this makes me laugh everytime

    

  • This is so frightening, they really do believe this rubbish don't they? OMFG, religion in ALL it's forms fuck people up & stops them from from having a normal life. Seriously it's sad that this guy who could have been a decent, non-judgemental, worthwhile member of the Human race has been turned into THIS! Christianity is a filthy doctrine that we'd all be better off without & this guy is the Proof.

  • you owe me a pair underwear and pants twat, this has got to be the funniest shit ive seen in awhile.

  • I play World of Wacraft with Nephilim and he does this speech over vent whenever we clear MC.

  • 6:05 "I'd give everything I own if I could just save one of them."

    Either you don't own anything (It's all God's anyway isn't it?) or you aren't sincere. Do as the book makes so clear (Matthew 16;24) and give away your possessions in hopes that one of you gamer-pals commits himself to slavery of a divine being that cannot be objectively detected.

  • Subjective nonsense without any real content...

    In the recommended videos it says "7 MINUTES OF PURE FAILS", well I'm watching 6:29 minutes of pure fail right now.

  • this actually moved me to tears. the depth of this shattered soul's feelings for his fellow sufferers' eternal life is clearly without measure. i completely love this devout saint, i mean that from the center of my own tortured, sinful being. however, neph, the 80's are over sporty, lose the dumbass glasses. and those headphones. big humphrey's house of discount electronics, right?

  • i really think it is great that they are allowing internet access to the mentally handicapped for a chance to make videos and reach out to people around the globe. best of luck neph!

  • Wow. I feel mindphukt.

  • We need to figure out what game he plays and troll the fuck out of him.

  • Poor Neph, waaaaaaaaaah!

  • this guy is pathetic.

  • Am I the only one that has noticed that Nephilimfree censors his comments on his channel and all of his videos? I guess he doesn't like to truly debate with others if he is always blocking anyone that says something he doesn't like?

  • I sure do like to watch the drama surrounding all the videos posted by Nephilimfree, its better than watching tv because its real lol, the guy is nuts and I really think he believes what he says and that makes it so much more hilarious! Ha and I get to watch it for free!!!

  • Wait, wait, hold up.

    Weren't atheists the one supposed to be depressed because their lives or the lives of others have no point?

  • There is not a shred of physical, verifiable evidence to support the existence of a god. The universe operates natural, physical laws and it works independent of humanity. It doesn't require the validation of a mythical deity for it to operate. The universe will continue to operate as it has for the previous 13.75 B years whether or not humanity wants to accept that fact. God, on the other hand, will perish with the last person who believes in him. This is the central failure of christianity.

  • @sailcat9 You obviously haven't looked at the trees.

    The trees. Look at them.

  • @Skindoggiedog You obviously haven't used your brain. Your brain. Use it. God isn't sitting in a tree.

  • @sailcat9 "You obviously haven't used your brain. Your brain. Use it. God isn't sitting in a tree."

    Here's a neat fact: 'Just look at the trees' is a running gag amongst atheists (and agnostics alike) used to mock theists due to just how pathetic a plea it is.

    You'd never encountered this?

    You have now :)

  • I feel like I'm in the twilight zone... it's sad that he gets so emotional about it, yet it has absolutely never phased him that his "god" just might not be such a "good god" if he would indeed kill the gang of 12-year-olds that are known as "Nephilim's Gaming Friends."

  • That was scary! And sad. So, I liked and Favorited it.

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  • what a cunt

    

  • Reminds me of The Word from The Colbert Report.

  • Please upload the original. It's my favourite youtube video of all time.

  • and this was nephilimfrees advert for being xian

    how exactly?

  • uhhh if you are a christian you would believe in nephilim wtf is wrong with you tell us how the pyramids were built... you're a moron if you read the bible it says there were giants

  • I am surprised he hasn't tried to DMCA this yet...falsely.

  • creationists are the ultimate trollers.

  • This felt like a real movie sad monologue lol.

  • Oh my god, its like he is actually feeling emotion, he has almost perfected using the emotional guilting technique to get people on his side, he will be a fully fledged master preacher soon enough

  • OMG, How pathetic, this guys been never laid.

  • @joetylerdale Hes a bigger nerd then me.

  • @yuo252 Being a nerd is way OK, being a total refuse of douche is totally different!

  • This was great, but I just can't watch this asshole of a human being for more than a few minutes.

  • Oh lol so self-righteously corny. Does anyone know the name of the song or at the very least what its from?

  • Manipulative cunt.

  • Nephi like hookers.

  • What a crock of crap! This guy is a dishonest, lying, waste of a human. I mean really...what is his purpose? What does he do that advances the cause of the human race?

    Oh yeah...him and other creationists are the comedy side kicks of the human race. XD

  • Shit i think i played against him on Black Ops.

    Spams the XRC like a noob bitch.

  • Pathetic. But no sympathy anymore for it.

  • What a zit!!!

  • fucking idiot

  • Are you sinless? I don't think so. Maybe before you go bashing science you should take a look and try to understand what you say before you blab to the internet. Dark matter may not exist but maybe there are strange effects of gravity caused by large scales but science has described the world with elegance far more beautiful than anything in your bible your mind just can't or won't handle it. READ A BOOK!

  • "We play 3D games" 0:52... wow, that statement alone lets me know that this entire story is bullshait :P

  • At about 1:27 Nephy states that he's "tried to witness to them." I find that funny because the 9th commandment is "Thou shalt not bear false witness" and we all know how Christianity is false. :P

  • bat shit crazy

  • I disagree with everything NephilimFree said in his video, but I nevertheless applaud him for being brave enough to speak his mind so passionately online. It takes a lot of guts to show the world that you cry -- not many would do that, I do not believe.

  • @richcapo Oh come on man, he was faking. He's all choking up one minute and talking fine the next, not even any tears. He's a mad man trying to make himself look like an internet white knight, talking about his internet buddies, to his internet followers, so people on the internet think he's a cool gai. Total act, and a total crock of shit.

  • @Tommy2er If that's the case, then move over Colin Firth and give the man an Oscar.

    Seems honest to me. As for whether he's a mad man, I wouldn't know. This is the only video I've ever seen of him.

  • @richcapo Give Neph an oscar? His ego is far too big as is. And he really is a mad man. He believes that a bear killing children because they called an old man bald, is a miracle from God. He believes the earth is at the centre of the universe, that the earth is only 6,000 years old, evolution has no evidence and all sorts of other nonsense.

    And believe me, he was faking. He's done shit like this before.

  • @Tommy2er "He believes that a bear killing children because they called an old man bald, is a miracle from God."

    If true, that's disgusting, as is everything you accuse him of (as a dedicated Mason and free thinker, I could never support those opinions), and in that case, he's not my kind of guy, but I still have to commend him for the sincerity I believe he exhibits in his video.

  • @Tommy2er Neph claims that he was "never" a geocentrist and that such a claim is actually an "evolutionist lie"

  • @sonic8005 Oh yeah, I know. But like pretty much everything else that comes out of his mouth, it's bullshit.

  • No neph sorry, the reason why they dont want to hear that is because you use an hour explaning the simplest things, and you dont back it up by evidence.

  • it's o.k. to be gay. do'nt cry!

  • another video showing Nephie sobbing:: v=R9WGOOkE7nY

    Grab a bucket first

  • he looks like he got his wisdom teeth taken out

  • Makes me laugh when I hear a Christian think he's 'guaranteed' to go to his heaven...

  • Holy shit, this is too funny. Neph has won the sappy ass award in spades.

  • I want to print a photo of NephilimFree's face, ejaculate on it, and mail it to him.

  • @rnalithe00 you HAVEN'T done it yet? half of youtube already has.

  • "I hate myself."

    LOL

  • please upload the original. He's taken it down. It's pure GOLD

  • hahahahah, LOVE your vids man! That nephy-dude is just so sick! Im at a loss of words! :D Just... just.... great video!!! hahaha.. Now, I'm back to spanking my WLC-loving creationist friends! HASTA LA VISTA!

  • Well, nephy does deserve the "Golden Turkey" award for the most pathetic monologue ever posted...

  • Fellow Tublers, STOP IT...HAHAHAHAHA...PLEASE...PLE­ASE STOP...HAHAHA...IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA...i'M...HAHAHAHAH­A....I'M...CRY...HAHAHAHA...IN­G! HAHAHAHA...MY...HAHAHAHA...RIB­S...HAHAHA...ACHE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­! O-K...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...i CAN'T...HAHAHAHA...HELP...HAHA­... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA...MYSELF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHA... HAHAHA! it be it!
  • An emotional appeal? Wow, Neph really doesn't have anything to back his case for Christianity.

  • Is it just me, or is Neph the long lost twin of the "I'd buy that for a dollar" guy from Robocop

  • @Mike12784 LOL it's actually him...

  • This right after picking his date from the SF (SanFran) :D

  • It's funny but American Christians are often popularly stereotyped here in the UK as crass, ugly morons - can't think why!

  • Contrived, pedo, sick, lying cunt that he is. What a fuckin freak!

  • Neph, keep working on your nutjob lectures. You might take Glenn Beck's position someday.

  • Anyone else think the glare of his computer on his glasses is annoying?

  • @pythor2 No, actually it's welcome, maybe I'll see some nude women...

  • You would think that if he was going to seriously try the emotional approach, he would at least spit out the chew!

  • wow this video is amazing it should have 1000000 views at least neph is hilarious.how the fuck does he know he's getting into "paradise"?

  • is this song from once upon a time in america??

  • Jesus Christ, NephilimFree is weird.

  • How can lying, disobedient sinners who persist in practicing iniquity and disobedience to Jesus Christ be considered a subgroup of the membership body of Christ? Jesus Christ is not religion but the ultimate commander to whom we must submit or suffer the eternal consequences. One must have a true relationship with Jesus Christ to be saved. This relationship will bear good fruit of righteousness if it is genuine. Unfortunately, very few are true Christians who meet the stringent requirements.

  • Is it fair to insinuate that because one is erratic in appearance, seemingly insane and obviously deluded that one is a paedophile? A bit OTT to me.

  • 'disingenuous fleck of spume'.

    I think I love you.

  • Anything I could say would be pointless compared to this vid.

  • Neph is such a sad and lonely person, whose mind is poisoned by Christianity

  • NEPHY, Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass­sssse

    Get psychiatric help. We'll be there with you every step of the way. unlike your imaginary friends.

  • It's Milton, god took your stapler, beotch

  • Neph is just sadly inept and uneducated, we should feel sorry for him.

  • Neph is just sadly inept and uneducated, we should feel sorry for him.

  • ive seen the pedophile joke used alot. is there any truth to that joke?

  • "It's all been for naught"

    By Jove, I think he's got it.

    Now please excuse me while I retch.

  • This one is damn funny! Even without the subtitles.

  • If Neph was a true Christian he'd kidnap each one of those fuckers and brainwash them into belief in god, Clockwork Orange style.

    Then he'd take some pills to erase his own recent memories.

  • This censoring liar should stop snorting his anti-depressants.

  • How can you guys laugh at this? Were you guys born without hearts or something? This video is a perfect example of why the bible says not to cast your pearls among swine. You people just can't seem to accept the truth. You all ask for proof, but when you're given proof you just deny it. Hell, why not deny 9/11 and the halocaust while you're at it? You might as well. I really hope you fools all see the truth before it's too late. I pray for you all.

  • @JMFSpike if there was so much proof every atheist on the planet would immediately convert I know I would...who would want to burn in hell for all eternity?? but it just isn't that damn likely is it? I have seen no real proof jus crazy assholes like this guy making a fool of themselves pretending they know what they're talking about...this guy does more damage to christianity than good trust me on that

  • @sdun86 Like I said, there is proof, but people deny it. Anyway, I'm not familiar with this guy and have never watched any of his videos, but he's speaking from the heart here. How could anyone watch this and laugh? I don't care what your beliefs are, you gotta admit that that's a pretty evil thing to do.

  • @JMFSpike yeah it would be a pretty evil thing to do to someone who was sincere but you can bet your life on it this idiot is not....go watch a few of his videos m8 the guy is a compete piece of shit

  • @sdun86 I see. I'll check him out.

  • So if I'm a good boy I get to spend ETERNITY with this idiot?

  • I was fucking HOWLING at this. Funniest video I've seen in ages.

  • Yeah... creepy video.

  • i wonder if hes talking about playing wow. because there used to be an organized guild within wow which went around trying to convert people to christianity. there was a big one on my realm and they would do shit like spam trade chat talking about christianity and creationism. but every time they did, they would get pwned by everyone because they didnt know shit about evolution. so eventually the guild broke apart and they're not around anymore.

  • Lol he thinks his friends deserve eternal torment. That's one sick, fucked up creepy old man.

  • He is a loser, and that is all I have to say.

  • After making this video old Neph went round to the shop for a newspaper, bought a skin mag and wrapped it in the newspaper. After tucking it under his arm he then proceeded to take the bus home. An old lady seemed to be looking at him at which time he wished the skin mag had been a chicken salad sandwich. Luckily he had some chicken left over from online poker date the night before and so he was able to toast a chicken salad sandwich whilst savouring the smell as it slowly grilled.

  • Now that was really creepy.

  • .

    so who is cindy?

    -.-

  • UHG!! Where's that barf-bucket. I think I'm going to puke.

    Either this guy is a really bad actor and a poor screen-writer or he is mentally ill and completely incapable of showing any human emotion (except for perhaps anger).

  • I laughed so hard I almost peed ;)

  • Creepy.

  • Sorry, Neph, Glenn Beck still does the breaking-down-in-tears schtick better than you do. But you've got potential. Keep working on it.

  • haha some of this was kinds funny-but to say that he's thinking that he wants people to go to hell-i dont agree at all.I realize this is a parody-i do have a sense of humor- but i tend to think in most comedy-a serious opinion is being expressed-or a lessn is being taught-trough the medium of comedy. BTW Nephie doesnt believe hell is eternal concious torment-did you know that?

  • @ScrapGoldBass You saying he doesn't believe in any kind of hell? Because the stuff he says in this video sure would suggest otherwise. Hell for the sinners!

    Anyway, what you tend to think about comedy is irrelevant. Some comedy just exists to be funny. Some of the funniest things I've seen are Youtube poop videos. Why does it have to be serious or educational?

    ANYWAY, there is a serious opinion being expressed; the hypocritical nature of Neph's beliefs.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph Nephistopheles believes that torment in Hell is temporary. He claims that the translation of the bible is wrong, and that the original word used, Aion (eon), means "a limited period of time", such as in a lifespan. When I pointed out to him that the same word is used to describe the existence (or age) of god..... he blocked me.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph He believes in hell-but its not eternal concious torment.-I tend to agree with him. To me-to let someone suffer in hell for eternity-it would be the worst thing you could do-and then to say that "god is love"-its crazy!!-anyway check out Nephs vids on subject of hell-if you are interested at all. I will say-Neph is arrogant toward atheists and doesn't seem to understand-at all-other points of view-ill agree with you there-just sayig Nph doesnt want ppl to go 2 Hell:)

  • @Th1sWasATriumph If Nephy has repented, stopped sinning with pornography or some other sexual vice, then who are you to impugn him? Why should Nephy be ridiculed because he cares about the most important thing in all life, eternal life with the creator of all wholesome and beautiful things including sex in marriage? All the evil and corrupt things in all life is because God gave man the freedom of choice to screw up our lives and our children's too.

  • @RussianPunch a) freedom of choice when the alternative is hell is not true freedom of choice

    b) freedom of choice cannot exist with an all-powerful God, unless you're admitting your God doesn't know everything

    c) following from that, if God IS all powerful then all events are ultimately caused or allowed to happen by him. We don't come into it.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph Does it not stand to reason that superordinate creator has the right to deny His services of sustaining your life force if you choose to reject Him and go your own way? Does it not make sense that God's attitude is to let you go to the logical extent of your desired independence from His laws? If you can't make your own soul and body, who are you to expect anything different from the reality that God will destroy you for misusing His biotechnology to indulge in your sins?

  • @RussianPunch It makes sense if you assume that God is a) obviously real and b) fantastically cruel. There is no evidence for God, and God, should he exist, must know that I am sincere in thinking this. If he wants to fuck me over regardless, then he wasn't worth believing in.

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  • @Th1sWasATriumph Why is it that fundamentalist materialism adherents argue from ignorance in order to ignore logical inference based on universal, repeated observation of the only known thing to produce information and its error correction programming: intelligence? How do you account for the fact that there obtains no evidence of mindless, unguided natural processes ever producing any engineering marvel, especially self-replicating nanotechnological machines?

  • @RussianPunch Are you giving me a flowery version of the hurricane in a junkyard argument? The processes behind abiogenesis are both entirely possible, plausible and partially supported by experiment. But that's immaterial, because I don't have to disprove your hypothesis or prove mine. Life exists; the most likely explanation for such self-replicating cellular machinery is abiogenesis; if you think this is not the case, then you have to prove yours.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph Nice try, but the burden of evidence is on you to furnish scientific support for your fundamentalist atheism / materialism to ignore what we do know by logical inference based on universal, repeated observation of the only known thing to produce information and its error correction programming: intelligence.

  • @RussianPunch Is this intelligence above the rules that you seek to impose on other intelligence? Do you have some explanation for why God did not need to be created or designed that is not simple special pleading or an escape clause along the lines of "God is eternal"? If your argument changes tack at the point where God needs to be explained, you're far worse than you claim me to be.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph Evidence please. You fundamentalists cannot refer me to universally observable, testable and repeatable phenomenon scientifically validating fundamentalist materialism and atheism that unguided, mindlessly naturally occurring chemical interactions can produce the most sophisticated engineering nanotechnological robotic machinery and self-replicating processing plants, along with its preprogrammed error correction algorithmic software systems. The requirements of life as we ..

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  • @Th1sWasATriumph ... know it demands the primary progenitive intelligence agency outside of our space time continuum, according to scientific observation, the principle method of which, when properly applied is based on what we know, as opposed to popular speculative imagination and ignorance favoured in fields of materialist philosophy and evolutionism.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph @Th1sWasATriumph Evolutionists have faith that enough time can somehow allow the violation of Mendel's Law of genetic limits of variation within a kind, even though no such violation has ever been observed.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph Your argument from ignorance is scientifically unsupportable, and all experiments in abiogenesis reveal insurmountable problems for believing in it including the chirality aspect.

  • Let's look at it like this:

    Abiogenesis is a perfectly workable scenario given the time and raw materials that were present for it, and assuming you don't have a bias that forbids it from being true. Ignoring that, though, it is only insurmountable if you can prove your alternative: God. If God did it, then abio could be flawed. If you can't prove God, then abio is far from insurmountable, because here we are talking about it.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph Yes, workable solely in the futile imagination of fundamentalists ignoring the stark evidence against it, such that most professional evolutionsim peddlers distance themselves from it.

  • @RussianPunch Evolution and abiogenesis are entirely distinct theories. They REALLY are. You need to realise this.

    Can you tell me - honestly - what it is about the notion of life from chemicals that offends you so? It will allow me to explain things to you more easily, and I've no doubt that it IS offense, and not any real research or knowledge of science, that has led you to such bitter and massive contempt for their theory. I'm asking seriously; please answer without resort to name-calling.

  • @RussianPunch "the only known thing to produce information and its error correction programming:intelligence" Wouldn't this imply that God tried to create a couple of Universes and failed, but learned from his mistakes and created ours? Then this means that he is not perfect, and also that we have no reason to believe that our Universe is the best possible Universe.

  • @ahmedeox It would also mean that God is proof for something that produced God. Fail :)

  • @RussianPunch You are not allowed to say that God has absolute intelligence, without any prior trial and error process without contradicting your own definition. Also, there are unguided processes that produced self-replicating nanotechnological machines: natural selection and its result: the amoeba, the paramecium, etc.

  • @ahmedeox Wait, he doesn't believe ANYTHING complex is the result of unguided natural processes. I've already tried. I need to get back to him actually.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph There is a simple way to make them shut up. Ask them this: Is God good because his commandments are good? Or are his commandments good because God is good? If the latter, then his commandments are arbitrary. Whatever God says it's a good moral rule simply because God said so. He could say that genocide is ok, which he kinda does, and that would make genocide good because God is good and he issued the commandment.

  • @Th1sWasATriumph If the latter is the case,i.e. God is good because his commandments are good, then this means that the commandments are good in themselves, i.e. they are somehow external to God and he cannot do anything else but give these commandments to humans, otherwise he would not be good. This means that God cannot be both all powerful and good at the same time. This argument was initially made in Plato's Euthyphro and shows why morality cannot be based on religion.

  • so hes a world of warcraft addicted loser?

  • You win life, my friend.

  • what is the original title to this NephilimFree's video? If I have to sift through any more of his videos I might have a stroke. if anyone knows that would be great

  • I know a good name for this guy: "The Monster of Vlog Neph".

  • Great job making obvious the show this sick puppy was putting on. My guess is he got kicked from the group, and wanted to pity them into letting him back in. Unfortunately he doesn't realize that his reliot rantings are what got him booted in the first place. Like me, they'd rather take the minuscule chance of going to hell with their friends over the risk of getting to heaven and having to put up with that guy.

  • Many years ago Neph won a race against a million or so other microscopic tadpoles and that was the last time he won anything.

    He's been a loser ever since.

  • @ftwsmp

    He didn't so much win that race as none of the other tadpoles wanted to be HIM.

  • the degree of separation between Nephy and glenn beck is closer than i would ever have dared to imagine.....

  • Where is his family that they let him do this stuff. Freedom of speech sure, but he's clearly got some mental health issues, issues for which the best treatment is not vlogging on youtube.

  • how can a place with Nephie be a paradise ?

  • he has now been caught..............hitting up the porn

  • Oh, he seems almost so sincere...in his delusion.

  • now if he would've peeled an onion, to get the tears flowing,,,,,Academy Award

  • Oh man, thanks for that. I now see Nephy in a whole new ridiculous, self centered, conceded, close minded way. Atta boy neph, keep the ridiculousness commin.

  • 2:05 - "I hate myself" - very well placed.

  • @MultiPaulinator I thought the same exact thing. Im like PERFECT!!!!

  • Can you imagine being stuck FOREVER in the same place as Nephy and his ilk? That's not my idea of "Paradise"!

  • It breaks my heart that Nephy can't get his head out of his ass. (sniffle)

  • i would love to strangle this fucking guy. smash his pea brain with a hammer, shoot the fucker between the eyes, stomp on his fucking fuzzy little head.

    peace, lardo.

  • What was that all about? a Jimmy Swagger impersonation?

    Those where real tears, which means the man is so wacked out of his brain that he believes his own fantasies.

    I am very concerned about this man. If you guys keep mocking him, he might commit suicide.

    The man is in seriously some serious need of immediate psychiatricaly attention.

  • "i wish we could play video games together in the nude, in PARADISE"

  • At about 5:30, I was half-expecting to read "I see dead people" as one of the comments... Awesome pwnage!

  • Even sappy music can't make me empathize with his delusions.

  • I feel sorry for this insane headphones guy. Please someone tell me that he was joking.

  • @Nocturnalux nope, no can do.

    peace, lardo.

  • i get fragged alot lol