SUCKIN A COWS VAGINA!!!!!

[awsemo400]

dude im 12 and i watch pom

[cfire176]

@awsemo400 Let me guess locked in your bedroom with low volume?!

[RissyGirl144]

im 14 and i forget how long ive watched u..

[shawnlawson79]

yo im 10 man my therd grade experience was great al tho every one thought i was a bitch

[lazerblaze3000]

@shawnlawson79 Lol, I can see that you're ten.

"Yo, bitch"

[JustABigFan1]

Welcome to the world LOL

[Testra1000]

first!!! I loved third grade! I had the best teacher Eva!!!!

[MrDizer10]

Flagged for misleading text.

[KenniBlanco]

At the end of this video i was waiting for the girl to be like "Goodbye everyone, we hope you had fun, while you were hangin with shaaaannne." Lol

[bieberfan4everable]

ive been to midevil times i love that place where u cant u utensils n hores crap in your food hahahehe

[2ofan]

im in 6 grade should i be watching these xD?

[MangoXSabrina]

@2ofan Im in grade 6. i've been watching shanes vid's since i was in grade 3 :) XDD

[TheMickyGMan1]

WHERE IS 4TH GRADE !??????!)

[Grindsomeflour]

@TheMickyGMan1 he mad 4th grade. just search it

[theSupercasa]

Welcome to the world! Subscibe!

[Fogbreath1]

Booooooooo

[Marinna1231]

I hated my third grade teacher. She was a bitch to me, and only me. Why? Because she found out that I'm Filipino. Fucking racist bitch...

[amydangrace]

my teacher was really mean, and people hated me! i went to Medieval Times in GR. 4

[AonoTsukune11]

my teacher was a bitch in 3rd grade

my friend and i was writing bad things about her in our notebook

some haters brought that notebook 2 her

we had been through hell throughout the rest of the year

yes it was really fucked up

[wowzers930]

Well, my third grade year.. I spent the night at the zoo... nuff' said(:

[EatDaBabies]

Threw*

[EatDaBabies]

In 3rd grade, I through wood chips to a guy that was pissing me off at recess and a really old teacher that was I bitch said tbat if I didnt come dee her in the next 10 seconds she would come and drag me inside. Good times xD

[sanex1902]

Im fucking in the 4th grade.........

[AudreytheJungleGirl]

in 3rd grade we went to crossroads village (where you can "experience the joy of the late 1800s!") and i vomited because they made us drink "spring water straight from the ground" because there wasn't anything else. at all

[sillydootz263]

I'm almost 12and iv watched you sense I was like 7

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@sillydootz263 lies he hasnt been around for 5 years. u were prolly 9.

[SnowLeopardStudioz]

@sillydootz263 When I was 7 I was watching Telletubbies not SHANE DAWSON WTF

[sillydootz263]

In 3rd grade I sniffed glue. Because my job was to get Thayer like old glue stuff of the top of the glue bottles. So I believe I was like high all through third grade. But I mean I met one of my good friends there in that third grade class room.

[2123bella32122]

I went to medieval times in the 5th grade, however not the same one unless you had a trip to Canada.... But basically we watched a bunch of people on horseback jousting and ate chicken Pepsi and bread and peas and sat in big comfy chairs

[daddyzluv123]

I had to go to Medievil times in 6th grade, it was cool.. but we got pepsi ;D

[minecrafterfiene]

my teacher had a stuffed owl hanging from the cealing

[TheBearHugs12]

your hair actually looks cool ;)

[MegaSmurf9]

if i am year 7 wut grade am i in?

[DrDell888]

In 3rd grade I got him fired.=] He cussed and smacked us. Boy did he have a bad year

[Taylorsstuffandstuff]

lol I can't believe that kids not even in third grade watch his videos, lol 0-0

[ash3609]

this is weird. 10 year olds watch shane dawson...

[minecraft705Xpert]

so remind me again why the title has nothing to do with the video?

[Ella7401]

I'm only 9??

[TrollerMan1997]

Shane, if you had to pay a shit load of money then you would be broke as fuck

[Thecomputernerdet]

1:31 did u say turd???!!. my 3rd grade experience was awsome it's when i started watching u !!!

[Charlie29199]

I remember this little girl in my class, who'd actually came in 1st grade but I never paid much attention to. When Grade 3 she started stalking and following me everywhere, I had a lot of trouble with that. She still goes to my school.

[MurdoofScarith]

when i was in 3rd grade i hit my head twice(the first time it was a baseball bat)and i got pushed down the stairs.

[Lisastar70]

Hey,i paid $60 for going to medivial times in new jersey (5th grade) and when i got there i was like WTF?!?! IS THIS PLACE! but i like inside of it (kinda fun)

[musicVamp527]

I renember HATING my third grade teacher. He was boring and very strict. I don't remember much, except my class mates and one time when he was actually being cool. My brother (I'm a twin) comes out of the bathroom saying there was a spider in there, and for some reason my teacher was like "Well, did you kill it?" My brother goes, "Yeah, I did." My teacher runs in there faking crying saying, "Nooo! You killed my pet spider!" I don't know why, but that is like the only thing I remember about him.

[silphneir1234]

i talked to animals in elementary school

[TohruCakes]

in 3rd grade i had no friends :D good times~

[Taylorsstuffandstuff]

I went to Medival Times in Sixth grade! Oh it was so much fun and the slushies and food are FUCKIN AMAZING!!!!

[Dannylynne11]

When I was in third grade I ment my true I was also a conceded brate who everyone hate cuz of my mental issues ya it was my fav. Year 2009 i had a boy put his arm around me the first time

[CorruptedLZ]

I fell in love with a girl named hannah kissed her too. Good times

[emogirl1280]

i don't remember anything from 3rd grade except that i usually played on the playground alone :,( but now i'm in 8th andi have friends wo love me unconditionaly :D

[middleschooler2011]

and ji worked up the courage to ask him out i thought he was gonna say no but he said "sure i always liked you but i thought u liked me as a friend" and i said "thats what i thought" and we went out for like 2and a half years then we got in to a fight cuz my best friend told me he was saying bad things about me behind my back so i got mad and we fought for a wile and i broke up with him i felt a little bad cuz he started crying but i was so mad so thats that

[middleschooler2011]

ok first of all i am in 6th grade right know. ok so in 3rd grade i fell in love for the first time.his name is mark and he came to my school in thw middle of 3rd grade he was in my reading class cuz we switched classes and he sat across from me it was love at first sight he is so nice and sweet and smart but everyone hated him cuz he is fat like really fat but aperance dosnt matter to me so a cople months later we were always hanging out at reasses and stuff like that then one day at brectfast

[TalentedTiffo]

i skipped third grade so............... yeah

[beastboy181]

hitler was my third grade hero



[96LemonLime]

I'm only 11 sooo :)

[TXxDuskxXH]

in 3rd grade i got alotta free stuff from boys :)

[kaylaxm1]

0:28 = 0:30 is funny

[kaylaxm1]

press 5 over and over its funny.

[jc77771]

i thought milk comes from the cows brest not vagina well i guess shane dawson is just smarter than me

:D

[bradyrules1472]

in third grade i jizzed all on my teacher mrs alex

[98kafee]

there is 2 things from 3rd grade 1 i got into a fight with a black guy and i won :) :) :) :) and tht was the year i had to go to a funeral for my great grandma

[ScarletteShadowMusic]

I never went to 3rd grade....homeschooled til middle school

[eamesgirl2011yt]

i am 3! and thank you for welcoming me to the world! u nice i will subscribe [ what ever that means?] no jking i am not 3 ;p lol

[analiz12100]

oh and by the way my teachers name in 3rd grade was ms doughan

[analiz12100]

in 3rd grade i went to a feild trip to green meadows with all the animals and we could milk a cow and ride a horse and hold a chick and stuff and that was the trip that my mother went on with me...anyway we were with the cows and it smelled like crap so the farmer told us not to stand behind the cows and right wen we moved a big shit load of crap flew like 40 feet across the farm and we were all like.....damn o.O..OK NOW LETS GO TO THE PIGS xD

[Katie17001]

In third grade i had two friends and one was straight and one was a lez ( not telling names) and i didnt know she was a le but then at the pool she tried making out with me it was nasty

[Sraelynn8]

when i was in thurd grade (i graduated high school class of 2011) i would burn my hands on the dust pan (metal) from pressing it on the carpet and runing while pretending i was a vaccume during clean up time :D

[TheAnonymosity]

I kinda skipped 3rd grade cos I moved to the US from Australia but when I moved back I was in yr 5 America and I had to do another term of grade 4

[gaaraizallmine]

In 3rd grade someone wrote "I hate Ms.Lara" (who was my 3rd grade teacher) in spanish on the girl`s bathroom wall and Ms.Lara was so mad that she called the cops and had people investigate.Sde had all the girls in my class write down I hate Ms.Lara in spanish on a piece of papaer to compare our handwritting to the handwritting on the bathroom wall.It supposedly matched my handwritting and my friends hadwritting.I didnt do it at all.I didnt even know spanish word for hate meant hate -_-"

[TheSupergurl11]

In third grade i had my first bf! He was nice abd we continued dating in 4th grade then i got redistricted in 5th grade and i met up with him in sixth grade and i told everyone we were dating and he told everyone that we never dated, and he barely knew me -:( boys will be boys and men will be men :/

[MegaShaneDawsonFan01]

im in 7th now um when i was in 3rd my akward thing was that i would laugh so fucking loud and everybody would just stare at me ...

[gleehehe123]

@MegaShaneDawsonFan01 same. 

[abbsters6223]

My third grade was last year and I had a guy named Austin and he broke up with me nine times!!! Stupid idiot

[Kibafan1100]

My third grad year was weird. The boys would always steal my stuff and the only way I could get them back was by punching them or kicking em' in the groin... I could have asked the teach to help but.... That wouldn't have been as fun.

[JenCro04]

my third grade teacher was mrs.cox and let a lot of kids money if they neeeded it like 1 time she gave me 5 bucks but right now im in 6th an my teachers name is mrs dickinson.... so tea o.o no joke

[marissawtts]

in 3rd grade i only had my actual teacher for like 3 months cuz she was pregnant. also there was this guy who had the weirdest crush on me, it was pretty creepy. and there was this weird british girl who moved away after that year. and my best friend got transferred to a different school at the end of the year :(

[lovecarcar123]

In 3rd grade I had a teacher and her name was Mrs Underhill and my mom got in a HUGE fight with her and she was about 150 years old.Dumb bitch

[TheTV903]

God my 3rd grade teacher sucked........!!!!!!!!

[elkbajacualquiervdeo]

You nasty girl (shananay's voice)

[BEAUTIFULTHING12]

My teacher was my crushes mom lol

[Inuyasharocksyeah8]

i'm in 6th grade...

[noodle100100]

@Inuyasharocksyeah8 me 2

[Happytiaragirl78]

@noodle100100 me 3

[mrqwerp35]

@infamoustrapper25 me to

[eddsworldlover1]

in 3rd grade the boys would allways crawl under us girl's chairs why?

[cutemakeupchick1]

@eddsworldlover1 the reason boys crawl under girls chairs are because there friken pervs they wanna see something flippen ugly for 3rd graders im in 4th i know and here is some advice if i was u and some flippen perv crawling under my chair id friken beet the crap out of him by callig him a pedo and kiking his junk that would make me happy :D I WUV SHANE DAWSON VIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JazzGagaLover]

@eddsworldlover1 if you dont know why, you shouldnt be watching this

[InfamousTrapper25]

i skipped third grade....

[mshurricane415]

@forget188 me to uhh hizz

[graceij]

idk it was weird i sat by some boy and he played footsie with me (awkward) didnt know what footsie was hahaha good times

[Malice1339]

1. Close ur eyes

2. Think of how much money you want

3. Post this to another video

4. Look under your pillow

[forget188]

iam not in 3rd im in 5th

[twilgihtfan12]

uumm i was in the same class as my cousin, we where evil and got other kids in trouble and i was the smartest kid in math

[machinimafan27]

im 4 grade and 9

[3FuzzyBunnys]

In third grade I got in my first fight! Best thing of my life! A boy started making fun of me for my "Boy hair cut" and I started yelling at him and he started laughing and I hit him in the face then hitting turned to punching then punching turned to kicking then kicking turned to fighting then fighting turned to principles office then i got susspended, but all of it was worth it.

[DjP508]

Im in 6th grade and im 12 c:

[Gooplertog]

I had a VERY weird experience. I told this bitch next to me she was pissing me off, and everyone went "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU CUSSED" and I was like "lolwut?" so my teacher takes me outside, and tells me not to say it again. I'm still wondering what the fuck I did wrong! So I told her I didn't do anything, and she was annoying me, so she told me to see the principal!! Now of course I know I shouldn't have said it near her... oh well.

[cathleneify]

im in 4 grade

[Calysta911]

i loved medival times



[emogurlannie1998]

hmmmmm 2nd grade was just like 3rd grade lmao i was the fattest kid and got made fun of alot

[punchkinella]

I'm 8

[iLoveEvanescence98]

My teacher wud bend over 2 help the kids nd her pants wer low on her booty nd u cus c her thong

[gcd551]

I had my first session:)

[MzChocolate031]

I went to the Kids Museum :)

[xthriveonfear]

When I was in third grade my teacher always made someone go to the canteen and get her the toasted sultana bread, one day she choose me and I went and got it, then on the way back I dropped it all in the dirt, and I was like freaking out and I was hoping no one saw, and wrapped it back up and took it to her, she ate it. xDDD

[travismitchell270]

I thorgh a desk and broke my teachers toe lol

[adryan3]

My daughter is in fifth grade... she watches you and ... i should shut up...

[muggle5972]

I GOT IN MY FIRST FIGHT!

[amaselm0]

I forgot my book in the locker so i got a letter about it :( and i was picking flowers to my teacher haha she was so nice.. that was when i lived in the nature :)

[hendizzle444]

i got laid

[megslover215]

I love your laugh at the end :P

[JaynieRose1]

In third grade I loved my teacher. She was like, well, I guess you could say a grandmother. She was pretty old. But on the last day of school that year she passed away. :( it was so sad. But, shes in a better place now. Lol

[1superstylin]

I made my teacher a stupid magazine

[VernelPlocheeTV]

I'm in sixth grade(:

[raccoonpokemon]

@VernelPlocheeTV im in seventh :3 i has a year more of experience. and that includes a bi polar girl trying to cut me with sizorz, then i got in trouble. 6th grade sucked :)

[VernelPlocheeTV]

@raccoonpokemon 6th grade its pretty great for me tho

[joeyjinxTV]

I was home schooled third grade....... Dumbest idea ever

[Thecomputernerdet]

@joeyjinxTV i know me to it was dumb :o

[Gleek22467]

In third grade I had a really nice teacher but she would always wear really high shirts that her stomach hung out of and she had a pierced bellybutton and a fat ass muffin top. And this foam coach under her desk. So third grade was a little weird for me

[beardiesrule1]

In third grade one of my friends wouldnt sit down so the teacher took his belt off and tied him to his chair with it.. She was fired

[dejavonvoo]

i had a teacher name mr. trigolley. and i had my first crush on this kid and i ki cked him all the time and he had brusies on his leg:[ ohh what a mean kid i was:P

[BurittoSandwich]

In third grade, I an awsome teacher named Mr. Hershey and he dressed up as a Hershey kiss for halloween and gave us big ass chocolate bars

[1028RockStar]

In third grade, one of my guy friends wouldn't stay sitting down, so....the teacher taped him to his chair.....with duct tape. And I sat right next to him. XD i loved my teacher <3

[StfuWanka]

My 3rd grade teacher was a bitch.. And I was more of a loner. D: all well :3

[victoria33449]

At the end of the year in third grade I sprained my wrist while I was running (I tripped).

[Agluver4321]

I dated someone

For the whole year in third grade

[ThatSexyOctopus]

I skipped third grade

[TheGreenday1999]

In third grade me and my cousin found a porn cd on the playground O_O

That still haunts me .

[CaitlynSouthern7]

i didnt have 3rd grade exsperience...cuz i was HOME SCHOOLED all through elementry school...then i started going to school in 7th grade...oh the stories of 7th grade...u would noe BELIEVE...

[TheShamrockStables]

I went to mid evil times last year... My user name sucks D:

[79sars79]

in third grade a had a teacher who had a massive hooked nose and dressed in really tight skirts, then one day, the classroom next to ours pet terachula escaped and we found it in the closet of our room.... and the teacher who taught in the room on the other side of ours past out from various drugs she was taking in the middle of the school day. it was an interseting year

[lovesongsfornaruto]

My 3rd grade teacher was a boss! She made us buffalo stew that was AMAZING!!! by the way i live in ohio not texas or some wild west place like that.

[TheJarjar6666]

i skiped third grade so i didnt get to experiment that :(

[textaholic529]

in third grade I went to medevil times too!

[kittykatta14]

cutttest giggle ever at the end of the video ! XD

[Gamingexpert89]

Sucked a**

[KTloveswrestling1221]

I LOVE MEDIVAL TIMES!!!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU SHANE!! :D

[KTloveswrestling1221]

that's how my hair looks when i wake up.

[PeachyYummy24]

ah jeez 3rd grade.. thats like year 4 in england and i cant remember a fuckin thing about it xD thats 6 years ago lool

[theepiclala474]

lol, i was in 3rd last yr. epic teachers :3 FUCK, I MISS THEM!!

[CoolCatOfAwesome3]

@theepiclala474 so was i

[theepiclala474]

@CoolCatOfAwesome3 lol

[MrJooks21]

I had the best teacher in the freakin World

I was her favorite student. F"k yeah

[jonathon592]

SHAPOW!



[breyerlover1238]

I like ur video of fred is dead

[regan110209]

my grade 3 teacher was the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! except when i punched this boy and he started crying i never meant to do it BUT I DID LOL

[Kinsley98]

My teacher tried to teach me math thru a fucking alligator....

[FashionWithAttitude]

That reminds me..third grade i had a really stupid friend that shouldn't be born (i'm friends with her cause she tries to hang out with me and my friends plus i want to see her fail at stuff.).she once wore a skinny shirt that..showed her worthless boobs.Lol

[snowcone8000]

In 3rd grade me and my friends were playing 2 hand touch football. But they didn't

tell me it was 2 hand touch. So I went to get the ball from a small kid and tackled him to the ground and almost broke his leg.

He hasn't forgiven me since.

[CuteLove415]

2 years ago i was in 3rd grade o.o

[XxAmyDeviliciousxX]

@CuteLove415 that means ur only a year younger than me

[kitteh555]

last year i was in 3rd grade and i went into a giant freezer

[kitteh555]

last year i was in 3rd grade and i went into a GIANT freezer

[TimmiChan]

i had an english teacher who couldnt spell "shoes". he spelled it "shoos" and i corrected him :) it was hilarious :D

[rainbowsherbert98]

My teacher told me I was the worst student she ever had I was like

Can I have that in a plaque

[zabuzamomochi5la]

Thisisnt fair how come i cant favorite comments over and over again?????

[GaxlTheGr8]

I had Mrs Ravenscroft in 3rd grade. We called her Mrs Rave and she was soooo nice.

[SUPERBluegum]

seriously you kids should stop cusssingg !!!!!!!!

[DustepIsTheSHIT]

my teacher from 3 grade grabed my arm squish it and left it all red..........bitch.

[Ce01xx]

Nawww. I love your laugh after you said subscribe:) xx

[odiug95]

I had the best english teacher....and the weirdest spanish teacher...I mean...she was allergic TO CHALK....and she was A FUCKING TEACHER xD

[SenaSerinsu]

omg i have the same hair as shane n im a female 0.o... oh wait, thats good=))

[tSheperdkings]

@BayyBeeSnow OHHHHH REALLY IS THAT WHY I AM STILL ALIVE?????

U AND YOUR LITTLE FUCKIN FRIENDS PISS OFF SHANES PAGE AND GO DOWN A DITCH AND DIE CUZ WHY WOULD YOU WANT 2 SAY THIS. USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

[Red6206]

Dude what the heck shane dawson rules

[jesjenanddom]

@BayyBeeSnow YOU FUCKING BITCH TIS IS SHANE DAWSON MUTHA FUCKA DONT U EVER,AND I MEAN EVER POST ANY THING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN THIS ISNT REAL IT WAS CREATED BY SUM LOOSER WANTING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLES LIVES MISERABLE SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

[monkeylovegirl]

i went 2 medievel times in 4th grade i thot it was fun except i sat in the front row and it smelt like horse shit.lol.but it was kinda fucked up that we had 2 pay 20 bucks i think or maybe 10 to see a room of pics of ways to kill people.the people that worked there were really FUCKED UP.

[hayde108]

I went to medievel times...IT FUCKING SUCKED! We payed to go see some fucking grown ass men ride horses and talk in weird fucking accents, and than we had like, undercooked chicken. And the guy serving us was so rude...waist of my 50$ :']

[Msemily24XxXx]

when i was in 3rd grade my grandma died :(

r.i.p. grandma dawson

[dinahmanatee]

I love medevil times I've been like 3 times! My third grade teacher was mrs.crabtree, she was 52, she was strict, and I was her pet. I'm in the fifth grade now. Lol