The Horrible Engineer

[Frostquake957]

1:25 look scouts teeth's!

[LeahPea]

What is the sound effect when the engi is looking at the scout around 0:48?

[10000origamimaster]

Fuck he is ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[10000origamimaster]

im gonna go to the intel room and see if hes stiil there

[10000origamimaster]

lol huummmm hey? wait a second HELP!!!

[ata523100]

And this is how tha Vagineer was born..

[krookyjj]

the men who stare at scouts.

[snyphurr1]

1:23

[trainzfan1234]

spinning hat

[huttree]

That would be scary if you were the scout!

[iiswitty]

Great first Odd Scout now Horrible Engineer. 2fort is fucked.

[ristar600]

@iiswitty end of odd scout 3, the odd scouts head for the RED INTEL ROOM!

HORRIBLE ENGIE VS ODD SCOUTS!

[Axquirix]

If I ever write a film about Cthulu...

He's getting trounced by this guy.

[MrTaxiPals]

That is the 4th stage of the dispenser

[Teraku2]

What's the specific name of that "ooooooOOOoooo..." sound you hear in the background when Engineer stares at Scout?

[SapphireNightLupin]

Sith, not even once.

[otoole42]

Erectin' an eldritch horror....

[fanfictionguy319]

silent hill D:

[soma1509]

Ummm...my monitor just shut off and my graphics card drivers just failed and reset after watching this video.

My back hair is officially standing on end.

[ClaudioProductionsX]

who needs sentry, i got mindpower.

[MrCrazyian123]

Scout turned into Giygas but could not handle the power so he exploded.

[zandona21]

0:07 You are selling your hat?

[StasAnanas]

The Reapers are coming!

[1337rank]

Blue team is fk'd

[alfredblarzgh]

That was actualy fucking scary

[mcawesome0]

2 Fort in a nutshell

[theheckwithit]

pyramid head's prayer D:

[The1stvsoulxd]

Scary.....

[KolyanRus22]

That Engineer is a bloody mind-controlling Satan o.O

[ThePeculiarPenguin]

If only I could have him on my team in Two Fort. :P

[BlackWolf1451]

MAKE THIS LOOOP!

[moekaheeta]

"You have disturbed our regeneration process"

[bauccgia0]

...None must interrupt my ritual for eternal life. NO ONE, GOTTAMIT!

[KWADRATjt]

It's not SFM! It's actual gamplay demo! Just a normal engineer is camping the intel from Scouts Rush

[BFHfoley1]

My mouse just randomly moved when the engineer looked at the blue scout O.o

[snyphurr1]

@BFHfoley1 :motherofgod:

[Diggydiggyholeful]

@BFHfoley1 I got a skype message when that happened

[MrRockydog4000]

@BFHfoley1 My mouse randomly CLICKED and paused the video when he looked at scout, creepy :c

[Waldo1c0n]

@ZeConnoisseur Song name please?

[ToyoCoyote13]

Yep not playing 2fort anymore...

[1BeastlyButterfly1]

What. The. Fuck. Just. Happened.

[wolfman3457]

•_____•

[AvitalzCartoonz]

At least he didn't take off his goggles.

Thank god.

[TheZking47]

Normally it's just a lv 3 sentry that does that. I suppose psycic deathrays work too though.

[Darazz]

If Engie's helmet is on his head, you have to run away...

[ShadowHunter120]

never stare directly into an engineer's eyes, or you will share the fate of the scout.

[thezurator]

SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!!!

[1337rank]

@thezurator the scout knew it would do no good, it was too late.

[LEtheCreator]

I thought meditating was supposed to help you relax...

[TheConsoleKing]

@LEtheCreator I though it would be TV?

[0incorporeal]

I was expecting him to make Scout shoot himself with magical mind powers. But this was pretty good too.

[MrBloveslittlesister]

the scouts face when he sees the engineer XD

[MASKIN321]

sentry's were overrated anyways

[AustralianJustifier]

Wat?

[bobomborange]

The Horrible Engineer: The Evil God of 2Fort

[zerik12]

me, playing a pissing off game.

[captain5104]

I want to see what happens when the evil blue engineer meets this guy!!!!!! The battle would be of epic proportions

[Mrhellsy]

Nope!

[warhammerguy]

Thats the intel room

We dont go there anymore

[IzzyPersons]

His head is so small XD XD XD

(no "that's what she said"s intended)

[RyuuzakipwnsLight]

I think this Engineer needs to be a new TF2 monster.

[14tbates]

@RyuuzakipwnsLight Yea, It drains you of 100 HP per 5 seconds, It cannot move It normaly gets 100000 HP. it's rage is a map wide attack of 10 HP and it is allowed to chose a new location to teleport to.

[LongClawzHidden]

Oh, that's the Intel room. We don't go there anymore.

[BlackWolf1451]

Wish I could do that

[chestburster95]

Should've add the scream from the "Alien"-Trailer

[RBZRoll]

ok thats creepy

[towndrunk23]

Don't look it can't kill me don't look it can't kill me don't look it can't kill me FUCK I LOOKED

[101zamorak]

Dear vavle....



[Karmarsi]

Who else besides me was on the red team while watching this and feeling relieved?

[Corrderio]

Need an exorcism 'ere!

[LilyRosetheDreamer]

Goshdarnit, it's Buhdda Engineer!

[Staniobg96]

haha that is so funny. ^^ :3

[matthewtransformer]

A.K.A.: 2Fort is unfair if you're not an Engy.

[jonahshistory]

GOD JUST SAP HIM ALREADY

[MesersNavJak]

thanks for the nightmare

[ZombieMonkey305]

Respawning as spy in 3,2,1...

[neo47jp]

I DON'T NEED A SENTRY I AM MY OWN SENTRY - The Meditating Engineer

[PhireDrift]

This is R33MIX level scary...

[Wakkajakka]

What the fuck is that sound file from the one that starts at 0:48. I must know, it's so familiar.

[likepaul]

Possibly one of the scariest things I have ever seen.

[JSKish11]

I must be in that weird part of youtube again. I better go find the exit before that crazy ass enginner finds me hidi

[pie1056]

Totally needs to be a new taunt for the engineer.

[kewlbanana2]

The Men Who Stare At Scouts. Rated R.

[Solitude108]

@kewlbanana2 No Rated G

for Gottam

[FoxyGrandPa98]

That scout should have ran away when he had the chance....

[TheQuestion8]

Where is this crazy ass music from?!

[Thedarkconsumer]

@TheQuestion8 Silent Hill

[ArnuxsGaming]

This would make a good horror game/movie

[snowrabbit22]

best trap EVER

[USSRFox]

Silent Hill Soundtrack FTW

[DEADLYREACTION]

Rape

[drakeflame14]

Was I the only one who expected his neck to elongate and say "nope?"

[hithienbang]

@drakeflame14 i thought he would say nope too.

[SimonAllanSAS]

@drakeflame14 nope.

[nightmare692]

0_0

[spunklee400]

......-_-U



[PrrrromotionGiven]

Giygineer

[cobalionisawesome]

Sounds Like Ninaliath

[acau77]

The engineer meditates so still,

If disturbed, he's ready to kill.

For he dominates all that enter his lair,

he crunches their bones, without a care.

The engineer is a merciless soul,

He gains his energy from a deep black hole.

Never disrupt his concentration,

for then you will take a death vacation.

[weskerdivens]

: 0

[GoGoOtaku]

I have no idea what I just watched but it sure was epic!

[tatertot64]

And once the Foe vanquished

He resumed as he was.

[mrpaddyreynolds1]

teamnisia: the dark dispenser

[johnvomdeich]

The eight S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC ending

[MehTheBoy]

and the scout knew the name of the king....

YOU GET A COOKIE IF YOU KNOW THE REFERENCE

[NANDwich]

@MehTheBoy It hurts....

[MehTheBoy]

@NANDwich ...SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[NANDwich]

@MehTheBoy I JUST WANTED TO GO INTO SPACE!

[cobalionisawesome]

@NANDwich ness....

[iamlordtyphus]

creepy awsome

[jakobboy1]

lucy!

[Kaweebo]

wtf

[Colleywoodstudios]

"oh that thats the intel room... we uh we dont go in there any more

[iamlordtyphus]

@Colleywoodstudios THAT LINE FROM HALF LIFE 2 GO'S GREAT

[Colleywoodstudios]

@iamlordtyphus HUH?

[Colleywoodstudios]

@mescolatino97 the power of the silent hill ambient audio track

[ZephTheEpic]

Rubber!



[death153278]

Engineer has a cursed shaman item somewhere.

I wonder what his sentry could do.

[MehTheBoy]

@death153278 HE IS THE SENTRY

[death153278]

@MehTheBoy The sentry has a long delay time between sight and shoot then i counted araund 50 second's till the sentry-man shoot's and from when sentry's get healed directly lol?

[caca075]

9 people find this "cute" ? WTH ?

[JKBlohm]

OH GOD SILENT HILL!!!

[Alexanderzx360]

directed by David Lynch

[Sparksleet]

When provoked, the raged engineer stares at it's enemy, confusing it. While confusing it, the engineer sends a brainwave of hypoelectricity to make his enemy scream in agony, do a backflip with it's bones dislocated, and explode.

It is a very great defense.

[granturismoman170]

@Sparksleet Better than the Sentry!

[OvertardSupreme420]

@Sparksleet WHY CAN'T MY ENGIE DO THAT D:<

[VinLAURiA]

@ThePopKhorne What, it being so 2008? 'Cause it stopped being funny or clever around 2009.

[FUNNYGUY645]

THE FINAL BOSS OF TF2!!! 0_0

[VinLAURiA]

@ThePopKhorne There's another fad that's so 2008. Go back to 4chan.

[Morbidchild159]

What sound effects did you use for the evil music?

[mekman4]

Geeze, Scout! Can't you see the Engie is busy? He's "In the Zone"

[QuadfishTym]

Engineer demands a blood sacrifice of your first-born Scout.

[SoloWingCipher17]

THE FRICKEN ENGINEER'S A GIYGAS!

[lambdacstrikesback]

i wanna be this guy

[Wakkajakka]

Fuck, what's that sound from that begins at 0:47 it's going to drive me crazy if I can't remember.

[ceager2]

To be honost, this reminds me about Meshuggah's Bleed music video. Don't know why.

[MattSecker]

@ceager2 LOL that's exactly what i was thinking while watching it

[Bioniclemastar]

YEAH NO SLEEPING TONIGHT :D

[dantevortex]

Meh, I'll stick with sentries.

[TheeUberZoldat]

Who tells me why i lost my appetit? ))))))))))

[gamemeister27]

This film seems to be inspired by David Lynch.

That must be why is disturbed me so much.

[Sawsers]

This should be a taunt

[Sambols1990]

:D Fuck that was fuckin epic idea

[Jaikodragon]

Nice! Nobody is getting through that defense!

[damonkatumaru]

Damn, where's the Heroic Demo-man when you need him?

[MyNokiaRules]

28 Spies

[WolfClant]

THAT ENGINNER IS A KISHIN!!

[MrBCPowers]

i miss the top comments that told stories of what was going on for those of us without imagination.

[zcom429]

Drug ? D:



[TheFriendlySatanist]

This is how the engineer gets his power. Every few months he needs to do his daemonic chant for six hours straight. If interrupted your soul will be fed to the daemon alter that is disguised as a dispenser.

[Fallenshadowv3]

@TheFriendlySatanist THAT DAMON'S A SPY!

[NitrousOxide19]

LOL silent hill 3 reference and ring reference xD thats great! :D

[Hwboy3]

"Son, You disturbed my yoga time." "(Scout starts yelling and twists randomly then dies)" "I told you dont disturb my yoga time. (Goes back to yoga)"

The story of this day.

[victorarts3000]

*Sees Scout*

"Son, Say Need a Dispencer here one more time ONE MORE TIME and im Going to Blow that dumb look right of your Stupid Face!"

[goldtaills]

ha,haha. he likes twirling his hat and gets mad at people who interrupt his hat twirling :)

(I am taking this seriously, but I just like to mess around, ya know?)

[GeneralCane]

Odd Engineer, counterpart to Odd Scout. :>

[pinkwafferleon]

i'm more concerned the dispenser's display isn't active

[killroy870]

I will never sleep again...

[RozengerWenger]

We should be happy we can't see his eyes

[longpham410]

he is very creepy o_o

[ImFrinq]

every 2fort game has 5 of those engys, i swear

[lbsacris]

So... with his telepathic abilities, he is the new sentry? Well, that's interesting and creepy...

[Chromeizone]

Engi needs to have a hovering chanting taunt like this in the game that just keeps going until interrupted.

[FuzzyJ4]

Dont give Gabe Newell any ideas OR else we're all be f-cked!!!

[Squirrelthing]

Is it wrong that I can't stop grinning and giggling?

[lozza367]

W.T.F!