Christopher Mast is Angry! ... and sorry.

[ladymystyk]

NUTCHEESE indeed!!! Mast is.... He just is that fabulous and awesome, and his vids are great.

And to those who subscribe your goatee.... they should leave, cause your brain is far more brilliant. You could be hairless and your skin could be inside out, and I'd still watch. (though, I'm sure I'd be grossed out) But would still love you just the same. :)

[MoxiePalm]

FLAWLESS!

Subscriber as of...wait for it...NOW

[Sophiestkated2]

Brilliant!! I adored it, tho I came in ready to hate it. BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess

[Aprildew]

bwahahahahah!

[webadage]

I laughed my ass off. Honest! It's gone.

[ChristopherMast]

You DO look like Rich Little here.

[bnessel1973]

I don't remember Rich Little being this hot? But, I'll take your word for it.

[ChristopherMast]

Obviously Reynaldo sent you brownies again

[david1gr]

Dead-On, for MastMan (why cant he at least be Bi, i want a date). I saw this on his channel recently, i had no idea it was you. His repetitious youtube name-dropping does get tired. I bet the 'real' Chrstr Mast is a lot less of a smug prick than he comes across as. When you mentioned that you shaved,it took me a sec to realize you meant your goatee. I was thinking chest (like Nalts does,eeuw, whats with some peoples issues with natural body hair?),you seem to only wear close neck shirts tho. ;-/

[Eemma]

hahaha omg Brian that was good :P

[bnessel1973]

Almost worth giving up the goatee for. : )

[DeXimE]

Freaking awesome!

Some weird side effect tho, I felt like subscribing to something every time you said "shaved" ^o)

[bnessel1973]

It's commonly known as the Eemma Effect. : )

[biblegirl7]

LOL! OMG! That was SO accurate!

[bnessel1973]

Well, thank you. A goatee had to die for it, so I hope it was worth it.

[biblegirl7]

Aww. I hope it grows back fast =)

[Tiredofcrap]

funny

[Spammyguy712]

Apologies Brian, I have no idea who christophermast is, but I am sure you are doing him justice in this vid, as far as the goatee goes, what does Andrea say? I say grow it back by the end of summer.

[nHisImage]

Dude. This was the funniest video I have seen in a long time. You nailed him, bro. When he cusses he says Nalts, Spricket24, Zipster and Nutcheese - classic.

Has he seen this? Is it pissed?

[nHisImage]

*Is HE pissed?*

[bnessel1973]

He said the "f" word a lot, but I don't know if that's different from any other day.

[MelodyElize]

ROFL!!!!

[amjPeace]

What a hoot!

[battim]

your hair isnt grey enough and your missing the lisp (chris is gonna kill me)

[IAGuy06]

Forgot to take your pill again didn't you?

That is one of the best you've done in a while. :)

Thank you.

[Perroquet51]

Imagine what a little YTuber like me thought when he lost 43 subs soon after deleting most of his dead accounts. Geez, I was so paranoid, I immediately went and changed my password...well, immediately after wondering what I had done to offend everyone.

[LAArtGallery]

Woah.  LOL

[katidid24]

Holy Crap Brian!!!!! What did you do to yourself??? I think you should grow it back some people look good with facial hair and your one of them unlike other people who look bad with facial hair like my boyfriend Bryan (probably cuz' he's a red head lol). It defintly is diffrent tho!

[GramsandPapi]

Hilarious!!!! Thanks, Grams

[BilliLovesMargot]

p.s. nalts.

[BilliLovesMargot]

O.M.G. such a good burn!!!!!!

and yes... as soon as possible please. ;)

[stylistbrighton]

excellent video!

[stylistbrighton]

mwahahahaha not really! you cant get rid of me that easily.

[stylistbrighton]

the goatee gone? *Unsubscribed*

[MojoLovesU]

Spot on!... too funny for words

[kickboxgrrl]

I thought I stumbled into someone else's reponse video... until I heard your accent peek through once or twice, then it was like, *whipping a triple-take* "WTF--BRIAN???!! NO WAY!!"

Just like tankpup, I was so mesmerized by the wig I didn't know it was you... sigh. I think the VanDyke-free look is actually kinda um- (how you say, in your country?)...schmexy! Me love you long time!

And Brian: you are f'ing brilliant. When's the pilot happenin'?

[RadicalComedy]

hehe...this was so funny...Hey those marketing reps knows what they are doing,lol...~Raven

[missdivinestalls]

Hey could you say Nalts again? ;p

[747K]

Sexy guy! great looking guy!!!!!!!

[annspade]

OMG... LOL! That was funny, Brian.

Bring back the goatee. It's your trademark. :D

[MickQuick07]

you shaved your goatee?! That's the only reason i watch! - it's settled -im unsubscribing. O_o

[capergirl1976]

lol that was really good. you got him pegged to a tee. :)

[BenRobot]

hahahahhaah! im still turned on either way.

[Ardenwolfe]

O_o Oh. My. God...

[Ardenwolfe]

Who the hell is this guy? I don't get it.

Wolfe

[OHdulcenea]

lol. Sorry, Chris, but that was a dead-on impersonation of you.

And, yes, Brian, shaving the goatee shows a serious commitment to your craft. And I gotta say, I kinda like you without it.

[worm2glow]

Brian, you need to help me out on this one.. who is that guy mocking Christopher Mast so perfectly??

[Lilylulay]

Goatee Free!? This is boggling my brain!

[KavernKitty]

Youre right man it was the goatie ! Only reason I subbed ! I mean just because youre hilarious , smart , make great vids, a valuable part of the comunity and a great friend That had no bearing on my subbing ! So no goatie Yeah man IM out ! LMAO

[tankpup]

I was so mesmorized by the hair, I hadn't even noticed you shaved.. LOL.. Great Video

[kickboxgrrl]

I know!! me too! LMAO

[luvthecanadian]

Um, yeah, so you're amazing.

[luvthecanadian]

AHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A!

[LissaMee]

lmao wtf..  at 1:14 lmaoooo

[berzerkeley]

I'm ever-so tempted to get on the CMTease bandwagon, but he lives across the Bay from me and I get hurt.

[Rashisha]

You Crack me up.....we miss the Goatee

[paulscott1972]

fnutcheese. lmao.

[Zublime75]

is there a bet going on? first Jason loses the beard and now you?? where is the world going from now?!?!?!? lol

[averagebetty]

Your face at 2:03 - hilarious!

[Zublime75]

LOL This was a MASTer piece :)

[OhCurt]

Does the goatee have its own channel now at least?

[nbwulf]

Wow... Never saw that one coming. Friggin AWESOME my friend. Hahahaha. When you pulled out the Treo...muahaha. CLASSIC.

[jcshanks]

This is excellent ... you just forgot to grab a beer and say I am going outside to cool down and then come back and still be a big crybaby. LOL. You have him down pat. It should be like a mirror for him if he can get over himself long enough to look at it!!!! LOL

[july7nyc]

"I'm really close to the camera and saying porn." FUCKING HILARIOUS!! LMAO!! This is awesome!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you. That was one of my favorite lines. : )

[flydarling]

You totally got the heavy breathing nailed! Cheers, Lesley

[bnessel1973]

Thank you. I worked hard on that.

[winger1212]

I love you Brian. I'm laughing so hard--I'M CRYING! WOW!

And yes. We only tease people we like.

[bnessel1973]

YAY! I'm glad you liked it! I'll tease you soon enough!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[maryann712]

I love the clean shaven look Brian don't grow it back!!

[bnessel1973]

I'll see. The camera angle reduces the doubleness of the chin which is normally disguise with facial hair. I may be too fat to be smooth.

[GrandeMochaLate]

Brian... come on. LOL Too fat? MY ASS! I agree with MA on this one. I like the clean shaven look. As a matter of fact, I sport it myse... wait. Thats sharing a little too much information. BOOYA! LMAO

[kenrg]

Thanks for reminding me why I don't watch Christopher Mast.

BTW, the goatee/mustache combo is properly referred to as a Van Dyke (named after 17th century Flemish painter Anthony van Dyck). Really.

Oh, and, uh, ... Nutcheese!

[bnessel1973]

I never knew it was a Van Dyke! I'm going to use that now, so people can marvel at my knowledge.

Oh, and , uh, ... Spricket.

[bnessel1973]

Glad you liked it. : )

[elizard]

This is so right one!

[bnessel1973]

Thanks!

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

Dude I didn't even know who the fuck you were without your goatee, GROW IT BACK!

Do you think Mast is a name dropper or what?

Mast is my neighbor, one of my homies in San Francisco and you did him spot on!

ciao bello

Reynaldo with Love & Peace from San Francisco Baby!

[bnessel1973]

My son freaked out this morning. He'd never seen me without it. He wants it back.

And I apologize for your neighborhood. : )

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

When my son was 3 he had never seen me except with shoulder length hair and a full beard to my chest....he stayed with my Sister for a week, and I had an important job opportunity so I shaved and got a haircut...

When I went to pick him up, he was running out the door to play with his cousins and bumped into me....looking up at me with his big brown eyes he said;

"Hey did you used to be my Dad?"

I remember that moment so vividly even now 32 years later!

ciao

Reynaldo love & peace San Fran

[bnessel1973]

That is so adorable. My son said "Daddy did you take your beard off?" When I said yes he said "Oh ... are you putting it back on soon?"

Change is good... unless you're 3.

[maryann712]

Did I say it already? THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. I so want you. Wait, Brian? yes, I... No...wait- I'm so confused. Who is it I want???

[bnessel1973]

It's okay, it's okay. That is bound to happen. It's the power of my mast... wait, what?!

[maryann712]

Ummm...Oh I see what you did there. That's funny!! No, really! Can you put the wig on and say it?

[bnessel1973]

You made me LOL. Dammit.

[great1138]

lmao awesome job you got him down good.

[bnessel1973]

Thanks!

[NutCheese]

Haha... an awesome way to start my day. I thought it was funny and I never even watch Mast!

[bnessel1973]

Does anyone REALLY watch him?

[sillysillytom]

Brilliant!!! wow... you clean up real well :-)

[bnessel1973]

Well, thank you. I needs the tee back quickly, though. It feels like I took my mask off!

[CyndieRae]

you're goofy. he must be special if you shaved.  wow.

[bnessel1973]

Special may be the perfect word.  When's the last time you saw me without the tee?

[CyndieRae]

i can't even remember. um, never??

[bnessel1973]

I think I didn't have one for a while about6 years ago.

[melissafudge]

lmao, this is hilarious!

[bnessel1973]

Thanks!

[rhythm7a]

Spot on Brian!

Needs more Nalts lol.

I vote for the return of the goatee.

[bnessel1973]

I support your vote completely.

[gilligan07734]

i have never seen a mast video. but of course now i have to go check one out. hopefully they are as funny as this video

[bnessel1973]

They are - but for different reasons. : )

[GeneticBlend]

That was freakin perfect. Holy hell was that funny.

[bnessel1973]

Thanks brother. I think I'll do you next. Wait, what?

[maryann712]

Do me! Do me!

[GrandeMochaLate]

Mary Ann... Calm down! Has it been THAT long since you've gotten any action in the bedroom? I hear Brian is only 4'6" anyway, and you know what they say. (I don't think his newly shaven face is the only thing "stubby" right now.) LOL Come to my house. Me love you long time. But you'll have to kick out the guy I rented for the evening first.

[maryann712]

Shauna. Two words. MAP QUEST. On my way......

[GrandeMochaLate]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet! I'll break out the chocolate sauce now. (I'm really locking my doors and hiding under my covers. LMAO)

[GeneticBlend]

Not if I do you first.

[ChristopherMast]

She says that to ALL the guys!

[fiveexhaustedmoms]

I'M NOT THAT GIRL.

[fiveexhaustedmoms]

I LOVE WHEN I FORGET I AM LOGGED IN AS SOMEONE ELSE. You'll never guess who I am now mwuahahahahaha

[thizizliz]

ROFLOL! Well done. Hilarious. :) Shaving was a big sacrifice, but it did make the impression more real.

[bnessel1973]

And hopefully it will grow back quickly.

[BGenerous]

OMG, stop, can't breath, laughing too hard.

*gasp*

[bnessel1973]

My apologies.

[Justinmazing]

I didn't even realize this wasn't a ChristopherMast video until I read the comments. Dead on impression!

[bnessel1973]

That's a compliment and a put down all in one comment. : )

[LilCav68]

***name dropping***FTW... bahaha

Goatee back after summer is over.. *casting vote*

[bnessel1973]

I think the tee needs to come back now. I don't feel like me without it.

[LilCav68]

Then do it! Just thought it would be cooler..but I'd hate you to be naked in public.. :0)

[bnessel1973]

IT may be cooler, but it definitely wouldn't make me any cooler. Apparently I'm not able to attain coolness.

[LilCav68]

You attained coolness when you befriended ME!!! hahaha.. Now, retaining it is a whole other story!

BTW, the name dropping...per our discussion... cracked me UP!

[LuckyStrike502]

LOL - That was hilarious!

[bnessel1973]

I had good material to work with.

[Zipster08]

That was KILLER!

[bnessel1973]

Thanks!

[ChadderCheeze]

Dunno who this Mast cat is, but I thought I saw you doing some Joe Cocker in there.

[bnessel1973]

Up where we belong?!

[ChadderCheeze]

Nah, more like "With A Little Help From My Friends"...the Woodstock version, look it up.

[blackkidh]

lmfao, and omfg i keep tellin u guyz, check out bcj99's vids, he been talkin about how ppl can glitch u to make u lose subscribers

[maryann712]

Dude. Dude. Dude. We know. But that's not as funny. :)

[blackkidh]

lol

[Blargaldalien]

Hello Christobrian,

This was a funny video.You do need more bike shorts content. Though,the drum sounder in the background was perfect.

[bnessel1973]

I need to fit into bike shorts first!

[UFGatorJenn]

Good stuff!

[bnessel1973]

Thanks Jenn!

[Furnifur]

This is one of your best dear friend, one of your best!! I did subscribe for the goatee but only because it reminds me of Robin, he's so sexy. Anyway, I just had to tell you Nalts!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you, baby! I appreciate it. And I can't wait to squeeze your zipsters.

[Furnifur]

my zipster's love being squeegee'd oh wait that is not what you said

[bet0001970]

Then you must LOVE the Nutcheese out of me.

[bnessel1973]

Mmmm, that sounds hot.

[bet0001970]

Yeah....I'm off to take a shower now.

[RiddleSpider]

Holy CRAP!!! This is PERFECT!!!!

[bnessel1973]

Than you, Mo. : )

[K80Blog]

LMAO!!! HOLY SHIT BRIAN!!! SPOT ON my brotha!!! Loved it!!!

[bnessel1973]

Thanks Katie!

[spricket24]

OMG

This is DEAD ON!

You are GOOD! LOL! HAHAHA I LOVE YOU!

Karen

[bnessel1973]

Thank you, miss. You don't know how long I've waited for you to love me. I think we could be happy togeth... oh shit, here comes my wife! Call me?

[DanPostropheL]

With that wig, you remind me of someone.

Maybe one of the Romulans in Star Trek TOS. Yeah. Can you do it again with pointy ears?

[bnessel1973]

I'll look into pointy ear rentals.

[mastergunner99]

Your head looks like a baby's ass.

[bnessel1973]

Your ass looks like my ... wait, no, it has to be MY ass... never mind.

[msgg81]

now you look clean ... did you go through a renaissance

[JustStuff]

WOW .. and I thought Nalts was the whipping boy of YouTube .. no wait .. I already have a Vid for Christopher .... I think I need to mock that Brian guy. Wonder if GeneticBlend sees one coming too ???

[bnessel1973]

Mock away! It would be fun!

[Illuminatta]

This was frikkin' hilarious!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you!

[apehodet]

hahaha, this is great!

[bnessel1973]

Thanks.

[nise612]

omg grow it back, i miss it! great vid though

[bnessel1973]

Give it a few days and it will be here. I grow hair like a gorilla ... yeah, I'm that attractive (and ironic).

[anakin1814]

Wow. This is a spot on impression of...um...that guy..but his name escapes me.

Natls. Nalts. Natls. #9. #9.

Great video!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you, sir.  I did my best.

[barryperrins]

Very funny old bean. Well done.

[bnessel1973]

Thank you. And my bean isn't THAT old.

[Rocketman16]

I look forward to his creative response.

Your face looks thinner with the Goatee, maybe I should grow one :)

[bnessel1973]

I know! Without the goatee, I look like a fatter version of Powder. Remember that movie?

[GrandeMochaLate]

LOL Dont play in lightning storms, Bri.

[proofisinthepudding]

roflmao,Excellent imitation:)

[bnessel1973]

Thank you.

[xgobobeanx]

lol goateeeee come back

[wpgpeanut]

Ditto!

[bnessel1973]

I couldn't agree more.

[Furnifur]

I agree!

[Ranblv]

That is one of the funniest inside youtube humor I have seen in a while.

Still not enough Nalts in it LMAO.

[bnessel1973]

Thanks Ran. I edited out too much nalts! Dang it!

[ChristopherMast]

How come the "gay marriage survey" ad keeps showing up next to this video? Is it you or me?