VEAS 13

[ecwecwecw1]

KizerNeko killed Vegeta3986.

[brinahardmo]

bitch please. lol

[CrystalFlames]

Yeah, Allen totally freaked when Duke Freid died. But this works too.

[x1Brooklyn1x]

maybe its a key that happens to look like a sword...or....its a sword all the time, and when you stab it in people, it unlocks their death...

[alcoholocaust]

Press 8.

[Tyran1232]

"How does it feel to BE the last guy to die for a mistake, asshole?!"

[paperclipman22]

at the begining with the angel chick i half expected von to go mom?

[SourJovis]

Only an idiot uses a giant key as a weapon!

[RaptureKing1]

KeyBlade FTW.

[Greil9]

So how did Duke Freid die in the actul show? Was he shot in the back by his own men there too?

[hbi2k]

@Greil9 Nope, he got shot by the Zaibach. He intentionally put himself in danger because he knew that Freid had to surrender but couldn't bring himself to give the order himself, so he sent a message to Chid to surrender and then went off to die in battle.

[kanderous]

Bitch Please!

[shadowUrufu]

it's great that so many people clicked the 'thumbs up' for the quote "he put his penis in your mom!" it glad I live it this age... just 30 years ago an abridged series couldn't have made that joke; it fact the closest thing to an abridged series would be a tv series that got cancelled

[117Jorn]

Indiana jones raiders of the lost ark refference FTW!

[riku12345122]

that key kicked some ass, man.

[AquaRosePirate]

"the metiphore broke down." just when i was getting sick of sex jokes you come up with that. my ribs still hurt from laughing. bravo.

[AnakinSolo27ABY]

He has read Zapp Brannigan's Big Book Of War!

[BohdanKaiba]

Why wont it play?

[dudeisodumb]

"I can take care of this clown with one arm-!"

*arm breaks*

"Oh, what was that? With one arm what? Shattered into a thousand pieces? BITCH PLEASE!!"

[lordliamrocks]

amazing series keep up the good work

[arelimoon29]

Kingdom Hearts Reference FTW!

[Aelkamal]

hbi2k you could have used for the first 10 secs the opening music of Asterix le Gaulois when romans are marching...

[MrPeridot333]

"I...don't....know" thats awesome son

[4203105]

The metaphor broke down! *rofl*

[magickTamer]

heh, Stephen Lynch

[ashlichan85]

LAWL, I love the Kingdom Hearts reference. xD

[TeamBlackKnight]

OMG VEGETA

[giomole]

he put his penis in your mom!

[EntertainmentIsGood]

I can't believe I missed all these episodes(that's what happens when networking drives die on you)

hbi2k hilarious stuff.

[ayathemagnificant]

lol kingdom hearts reference ftw!!

[herofromthedark]

3:24 that line is sooo funny! Who came up with that line?

[AbrasiveTruth]

I love you guys, that's pretty much it.

[darksword101]

Give my thanks to your great crew too.

[cingle2004jp]

Wound up? But pumped.. I guess

[AdRe838]

lol Duke Freid is Yuan Shao from dynasty warriors

[SugarCape]

is all of this music from the escaflowne soundtrack?

[hbi2k]

It's from different places. This episode a lot of it came from the Raiders of the Lost Ark soundtrack.

[MinotaurSlasher17]

Umm.... is his name Sergeant Cannon Fodder?

[hbi2k]

It's Canaan-Föder (he's the son of Mary Canaan and Neil Föder). Duke Freid just sucks at pronouncing foreign names.

[lijluvr356]

@hbi2k that is SO full of win there's no room for anything else.

[GurrenBrigade777]

That's Gunnery Seagant Canaan-Föder to you

[Grahav]

"NO!"

[vondernax]

The innuendo is strong with this one...

[brigbjones]

he put his penis in your mom!

[WaveShock007]

3:13

weird, I just got an MXC Captain flashback.

[VBallxAnimeRoxUrSox]

Dilandau...is my hero <3

[undecided399]

darn van and his unsuccessful angst lol

[playpus]

LMAO! A Keyblade!

"We have conquered the G-Spot"

"What? What happened?"

"The metaphor broke down"

Dude...LMAO! 8D

[OrgasmSam]

I love the line the kid gave.

'Aunt Millerna, everyone, huddle..."

OMFG. The 'penis in your mom' line was fantastic! This is seriously your best VEAS episode yet!

[tmenz07]

We have conquered the G-Spot...F**k. lmfao.

[gir908922]

"HE PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOM!!!"  LMFAO!!! This is your best episode! XD

[blaakmage]

HAHAHA wicked awesome sexual innuendo

[dbzcolton10]

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! HA

[w07v3r]

"He put his penis in your mom!" I lolled so heard I might have deafened the fam. Great episode!

I'm happy that you've got such an outstanding cast that gets back to you so quickly! You all do such wonderful jobs! Great abridging! d^_^b

[EHH246]

"Watcha doing?" Tell me I wasn't the only one thinking of "Phineas and Ferb" when that line was said.

[Gingerkyd]

lanipator as delandou is amazing! great casting, series getting better and better!

[KHfreak58743]

KaiserNeko played Dilandau, not Lanipator.

[Chaznar27]

It's KaiserNeko

[SilentHAWK6]

Hbi2k this is your best episode ever, Thank You

[yandmforever]

Also, about the spiritual bond with mecha thing, when has that not work in a mecha anime that wasn't Gundam, Eva, or Code Geass?

[yandmforever]

That was just plain awsome. One question, mainly because I haven't seen this show in 15 years:

Did Duke Freid really have that many arrows and swords stabbing out of him or did you edit that?

[goingfilipino]

HE PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOM!

Classic.

[Wallace01]

I've seen worse. Have you ever faced down a vicious nonsequitorantula?

[formless777]

Metaphors are just so unreliable. I once watched a metaphor break down halfway into a thesis and total the whole exegesis.

[fullmetal426]

you rock hbi2k!

[darthy0da]

Woah, wait. What's this? A cliffhanger? In a comed series? Preposterous!

[PaintedFox]

I think this is the best one so far

[JackCain]

Yay Stephen Lynch!

[JC1SKYKING]

he put his penis in your mom

[Cujoh]

So who exactly was that at the end of the episode. im still wondering

[DarkKnight376]

The opening for this one is Stephen Lynch! Nice.

[Aros777]

Anyone know the name of the song in the begging?

[StrikerSL9]

Aargh! I saw this an hour after it was posted, but I couldn't comment because I was on my Wii!

Well, here's my thoughts:

YES!

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, THE HBI2K THAT DOTH MAKE FIVE MINUTE VIDEOS WITH AWESOME HUMOR AND NO FILLER HATH RETURNED!

REJOICE TRUE BELIEVERS!

"hey, bitch gimme my money, else I'm bout to take it out yo ass"

"we could take a break and try again in 15 minutes"

"the metaphor broke down"

LMFAO!

[naomi135723]

poor Boris he was a good man T.T but anyway YAY for the vid!!!

[SerPinkKnight]

The entire after credits scene was purest gold my Lord.

[1aundulxaldin]

Logic: 1

Duke Freid: 0

[bocayuki]

Is it Only a idiot "needs" or "uses" a giant key as weapon.

either way it's a nice dig at KH.

great job as allways

[kyubihanyou]

Eureka 7 reference was right on the mark.

[MasamuneBuster]

gah! where was it?

[kyubihanyou]

When Van was channeling his angst into Escaflowne and trying to communicate with it. Just as Eureka did.

[gathius]

awesome ep!

[RBNinja]

"HE PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOM!" Ya know somethings yelled out loud for no good reason just make me laugh! No matter how old i get penis jokes still work...

[drawnseeker]

Great!!

[bootyrific]

I hate when metaphors break down.

[Nanook128]

Wow. Sargent Canon Fodder.....

*applauds* Bravo good sir.

[omikun17]

win as always Hbi2k!!

[tikkeltje]

whahahahaha awesome! havent watched the anime, but this stuff really gets me =D

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

That was fantastic, hbi! Well done!

I'd especially like to say that the last line of this was the Best Ending Ever(TM). XD!

[Syretha]

Always puts a smile on my face!

[TheLameasaurus]

wow this was awesome.

I could take this guy with one arm-

with one arm what? shattered into a thousand pieces? Bitch please.

funny stuff :P

[DiLeva7]

Nice intro song. haha

[benayounyossi]

The 'he put his penis in your mom' line alone is made of dangerously high levels of win. Another cool episode.

I'd love to see what was cut as, if hbi's LJ is any judge, the episode could have been significantly longer without a noticeable drop in quality.

[hbi2k]

Trust me, you're not missing anything. The cut dialogue was mostly along the lines of, "Oh, the audience won't get that the Zaibach are attacking again unless I give Folken and Dornkirk a scene explaining that they're about to start attacking again." Eventually I decided to do that thing where I, y'know, respect my audience. (-:

[clarkbrett84x]

I love all the Final Fantasy 3/6 references. People always try to down play it because it's 2D compared to Final Fantasy 7. Well I always say this "Do you think Aeris getting stabbed would have looked nearly as stunning if it was a 2D sprite?" Along with everything else in FF7 really. (don't get me wrong it's a good game)

[TwilightSage89]

Golden Armor: +10 to "Fabulous!" Stats

[JediAutobotX]

LOL! PURE GENIUS! xD

[mylightside]

Needs moar sexual metaphor. Hey that rhymes!

[JboneDRS]

" At least no one important got hurt. Uhh... boss! "

[clarkbrett84x]

"Well you heard him men now everyone drop trow and piss all over the corpses of those who died to defend this place"

"Hey that's not what I said at all"

"Oh come on now your just splitting hairs" LMAO

[BaronNathanel]

"Bitch please!" Oh Dilandau (KaiserNeko), will you ever cease to be awesome?! LOL, awesome epi guys, five stars all around.

[Anonomius0]

Is it just me, or does the guy next to Hitomi at 3:48 look a bit like corcus? I think that's how you spell the name!

[Ducalion]

diablo 2 level up noise?

[Keroshino]

the keyblade may be impractical...but it's still awesome!!!

[ShadowOsashi]

he put his penis in ur mom

XDDD

[aresrin]

*The metaphor broke down* Oh my god that was the perfect way to end the episode, absolutely hilarious.

[4GDragon]

Lynch Have not heard taht in awhile!

[collegsucks]

You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that you have sexual innuendos in your videos... ... ... Naw.

[WatanukiProductions]

Pretty clever for an animated child.

[ProgShell]

One of your best episodes yet.

[GanXingba]

"Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm stupid."

No, you're stupid because you're a freakin five year old.

[AriniaLendin]

I loved it, but where is the opening? Not that it needs it. It was still good.

[spidermaster007]

gave 5 stars the second i heard stephen Lynch XD

[sbsp13668]

This is one of the best episodes yet! XD Thanks!

[StellarOmega]

Damn another FF3 song. Is it something that happens in all the episodes?

[Phleg]

FF3 song? All I heard was a FF6 song. Cyan's Theme to be exact. Then again, I never really played FF3.

[StellarOmega]

That's what it was originally called in America so that's what I know it by. I was still referring to FF6.

[Phleg]

Ah ok, my mistake. The numbering system in the old Final Fantasy games still confuses me.

[peaking27]

The Keyblade joke was hilarious, especially now that the new kingdom hearts game is out

[laok]

oh noses the metaphor nits good to see you take the time and do good work i wach most of your work i dont coment that much case you already get so much parse that that i opinion is porably already spoken

[dillonoob]

Great episode hbi can't wait for more.

Kaiserneko is the fucking man as Dilandau. Just saying

[grandpianogeorge]

I love your voicing for Dilandau.

[WesternWhiteWolf]

Stephen Lynch opening and Kingdom Hearts diss FTW. :D

[TheJarlax]

He put his penis in your mom!

[lordofworldz]

"how does it feel to be the last guy to die for a mistake asshole?" HAHAHAHA that is absolutely epic, mad a bad day b/c of work into an amazing day XD

[deathgod623]

ditto, great episode

[0TeamEA0]

"HE PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOM!"

Don't you hate it when the metaphor breaks?

[avalonwings16]

Hey, don't diss the Keyblade! But yeah, awesome work on Prince Sheid. Talk about kids growing up fast... XD

[JUJRYJY2]

awesome sound effects

[Usara]

Dilandu's voice is so awesome. Wonder how you're gonna adapt when he turns female.

[BlackflameAbridged]

Steven Lynch opening = killer! This one is better than last episode to, do I smell a Futurama ref with Duke Freid acting like Zapp Branigon, sending wave after wave of his own men to their timely death! sweet

[GhostFriendly]

Well I take back the last comment about not making fun of Duke Freid too much, but its such an original take that even the remark about Chid's Mom doesn't spoil the original episode. Every minute well used.

[NocandNC]

Waaiii! Thanks for the super fast episode! I still just looove KaiserNeko's voice acting in this XD. Yours too, hbi2k...that's a given :P

[MrGatsuga]

I thought the g-spot was in the mystic valley!

[Disukehyuga]

subtle as a flying sledgehammer, just the way I like my jokes

[MaiAriSquee]

That was awful. XD

[CaptainTinTyrant]

in all fairness, this episode & the last one were relatively short

[ShadowPa1adin]

HE PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOM LOL

[larhonda41]

XD great stuff they just seem to get better i swear

[NinjabushZ]

i hate to interrupt you and i'm gonna let you finish but that was the best VEAS of all time....all time

[HelloKittyHK94]

5/5 FOR KEY BLADE REFF! <3

[AntfishTAS]

HE PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOM

[artboy598]

"Bitch Please" LMAO! That was too funny

[daveshn]

Marvelous, simply marvelous. Glad yo see your back.

[Som1stolemycookie]

lol the patriotic music behind duke freud......

[taigakirdape]

The 'die for a mistake' joke REALLY didn't work for me. -2 cool points.

[Robotfan987]

Yeah, -2 for you there buddy.

[azurada23]

... the metaphor broke down? wha?

[SmapAttack]

Are you the only abridger left? Funny stuff as always :D

[azurada23]

Are ya looking at the right places?

[SmapAttack]

Well, I watch Littlekuriboh, Hbi2k TeamFourStar, Megami33, Lanipator, GanXingba....

[XDARKFR0STX]

lol kigdom hearts refrence right when im playing the game right now on the ds

[HelloKittyHK94]

O.o Now way!!! LUCKY! <3

[skylynx2021]

Great references

[BetterAbridgedAnime]

why is it that solid gold armor never works?!

[DashXero]

Keyblade? Ah. I was waiting all episode for a callback to that joke... Or at the very least, a very sad-looking Sora...

Still, it's an awesome episode.

[vincentsclone]

He put his penis in your mom!

[darkchiron]

Your inclusion of Stephen Lynch is hilarious and unexpected. A deadly combination.

[AtticusBlackwolf]

LOL your abridged vids are always soo awesome<3

[spiritkitten]

ah, Kingdom hearts reference. nice. the atlantian thing reminded me of the blueprints for the Death Star

[Oblivion124]

And a thousand fangirls exploded when the impracticality of a keyblade way trust before them. Thank you for that.

Also, golden armor? Phil refference? Awesome.

[13yond13day]

XD sora's key blade is pretty silly!

[LordGryffindorXXI]

lol soo many star wars soundtrack songs

[mihija]

somewhere Sora is crying.

[SabinleRose]

And somewhere I am dieing (In laughter)

[ChaosGShadowX]

1:18 Dr Weird reference?

[Saiga6]

I liked the sex jokes regarding the G-Spot.

[Coleslayer9]

HE PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOM!

omg...

[RedBzerkr]

@ 5:00

Ah-haha, I see what you did there.

[redfairy577]

YES! New ep already!

[Tarviti73]

ha ha ha key blade

[FrobmanAKATillman]

How awesome must be to be named "Captain Canon Fodder"? No matter their impending fate, at least they have a cool-ish name for one.

[hicrodonma]

Sergeant Cannon Fodder He works fora living

[Nonemed]

Witty as ever... good job :)

[Grimlock64]

The king's mech has Gold Plastic Syndrome! GOLD PLASTIC SYNDROME! WE'RE DOOOOOMED!

[HPAnimeFreak]

Many points for Dilandau!

[cookiebandit18]

that ended oddly i guess thats not really a bad thing tho

[xsinvurt]

I....Don't.....Know XD lol

[Maledicus]

the last bit was gold