Wired Science: World's Most Powerful Lasers

[tjmick1992]

Is the narrator gay or something?

He sounds like it...

[MinecraftMan71]

@MyloHase no until u can incorporate it into car engines and such. Gas would still be very prominent until u could figure that out

[samejohnboy]

HOLY LISP BATHMAN!

[LittleFella222]

and guess what a laser needs to be powered?

[videos1001lol]

Melt stuff!

[MyloHase]

Wait, wait, wait...if we have unlimited clean energy, what would all those Energy corporations do? The ones who own the refineries and who actually dictate the price of gas? They will just watch from aside how their bussines plummets 95% down?

[Reyzcommentz]

2 years away? its 2012.. What happened?

[CREEPERPWN3R]

can you please say SSSSSSSSSSS... like a creeper?

[solisvictor1991]

that chucked on lisp..i hope its involuntary.

[MaskedMarvyl]

Please, please, please, work on your lisp....

[chubbs636]

sooooooooo have they actually fired it off yet?

[williamjpiano]

2.3 billion to research on nuclear fission, an alternative energy source. Yet the EU spends 200 billion annually on carbon taxes. Good job for the people in the energy business

[mardlinator]

@williamjpiano *nuclear fusion

[GeorgeTheBrown]

0:39 should be hydrogen ions not atoms. Just pointing it out if anyone feels like building a hydrogen bomb :-)

[falloutcool]

Good thing we have nerds creating all this cool stuff for us because I definitely wouldn't do it

[MrStuff414]

having a lisp is a must when working with powerful lasers

[kostolomac222]

ed moses lol

[TeamMCserver]

100 mw is not much

[0pteryx]

Thtop lithping tho mutchth.

[CFL811]

請教Area-51&NASA&PLA&FSB, 一起研究KGB研製能改變影響地球人類生物腦波的收歛和發散某種­top Secret能量&FORCE的似超現代物化能質的宇宙武器,是­那種地球的orCOSMOS的某種物質能or非質能Mass. 如靈嬰or稱中國古代的娃娃(內部構造和mass.secret­.)是否具某種the cscret S. force of cosmos

[lordmetalstorm]

@CFL811 why does the government cover up your response about area 51 or am i just an idiot believing you comment.

[CFL811]

請教Area-51&NASA&PLA&FSB, 一起研究KGB研製能改變影響地球人類生物腦波的收歛和發散某種­top Secret能量&FORCE的似超現代物化能質的宇宙武器,是­那種地球的orCOSMOS的某種物質能or非質能Mass. 如靈嬰or稱中國古代的娃娃(內部構造和mass.secret­.)

[stuartcollier1]

2 years away from fusion? i see no limitless energy!! 

[advilpink]

haha they both had serious lisp problems lol :P

[nathanexplosion94]

@advilpink i thought they were gay lol

[123Cranker]

@advilpink lol i was thinking the same

[fernandonara]

The most important goal for the future of our society is in third place.

[USAPropaganda]

How about you fucking stop telling us how many times its powerful about whatever laser your talking about and actually just simply save oxygen and tell us the power output of it to the best of your verbal capability you dipshit.

[demonsparkx]

posted 2008 two years means 2010. today is nearly 2012 is this shit done yet???

[apocq]

@demonsparkx what, and let the monopoly titans lose money? NEVER!

[vkorchnoifan]

What does this video mean ? How does it benefit the common man ? Or how soon will it benefit the common man ? What will billions of dollars do for a few scientists ? Build a machine that will only benefit them.

[Chickennoodlesoup84]

How may Watts is it?

[Mazarbul]

@Chickennoodlesoup84 I learnt it's about 4MJ in total, but because of various losses only 140kJ hit the target.

[damianx9x]

karthus ult ?

[reallybigd]

@damianx9x More like Lux's lol



[ragenFOX]

OMG!! i saw a blonde scientist!!!

[mrdiaper2]

i thought the girl at 3:13 was playing minesweeper.  haha

[hppaviliona1700la]

yeth!!! latherth!

[joonl86]

kick me in the balls if i'm wrong... but does this guys have a Lisp?

[CognitiveNetwork]

@joonl86 Yeth, he doeth.

[VanMedia]

mewaman, go stop doctor wahwee!!!

[guypie]

He sounds like the Cable Guy!!!

[HomebrewGuru]

clean energy is already here...solar...alot cheaper than fusion

[TimeShin]

Seriously? We didn't get to see it in action?

[medexamtoolsdotcom]

Cynical people like me have a saying: Fusion is 50 years away, and it always will be.

[medexamtoolsdotcom]

Isn't it kind of funny when you see things like this, uploaded in 2008, where the guy says "in 2 years, you'll see this"? Yeah, right. I remember this book called "The Next 50 years on the moon" written in like 1970, which I looked at over 20 years ago, they were predicting we'd have a thriving civilization on the surface by now....

[Mrminnin]

Nice, but will it blend?

[CluckCluckBoomz]

ahhh shit, this was 4 years ago =(

[CluckCluckBoomz]

lol they all have lisps

[Bjo15]

Ever been built on earth .. that just confirms that theres lasers in the space ... maybe a weapon built by the us goverment ?

[JackRaymondONeil]

@Bjo15 for what? i mean a laser with the right strenght is not a weapon to play with, and if the goverment built these it must meen they are going to use it for something big...

[medexamtoolsdotcom]

@Bjo15 he was probably allowing for the possibility that aliens in faraway places had built more powerful lasers, but he could also have been referring to the planet Mars, whose entire atmosphere is a natural carbon dioxide gas laser which is excited by the sun and radiates coherent infrared radiation back out in all directions. A CO2 laser is by the way the most efficient conventional type of laser known, operating at as high as 30% efficiency, surpassed only by some laser diodes.

[Bjo15]

@medexamtoolsdotcom You sure know how to talk .. just remember that most people wont be able to read that ...

[MrAlexs888]

nuclear fusion FTW!

[Trinistylz00]

Too bad we could've had a perfect free energy society from Tesla.

People don't like change especially when they lose their jobs over it.

Or

Disclosure toward Alien Life and Conform onto their ways of technology

[MeSezSo]

why is that girl at 3:42 NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!

[hubzcaps]

kinda scares me..like shits gonna blow up ...better have a crazy good magnetic sheild(; inside the test cell

[ffxikentaru]

they both have speech impediments

[ffxikentaru]

jeeth christh omg itsth fusion sthuff lol dicksth

[0adireita]

@ffxikentaru watchs are you tshaying???

[dustytda]

but will it blend?

[lastxp415]

chuck norris want's his flash light back

[processassociates]

very well done

[FreedomRebel]

tesla already created 'free' energy !

but cuz he wanted it free for everybody fuckers fucked it up...

this is just a weapon/device like lhc & haarp...uberweapons...the ones that caused atlantis to fail... :P

[Game4Power]

Why...do they all have lisps?

[Secondlifecreator]

@Game4Power

I was asking the same thing, seems to be te mic/camera that sucks lol

[davetileguy]

@Secondlifecreator Shut up with the "free" shit already,nothing is free.

[Lwyte17]

@davetileguy don't be such a dumbass that you don't know what he's talking about, of course nothing is free, just harnessed. fuckin idiot

[davetileguy]

@Lwyte17 I'm the "idiot" because some ass mentioned free energy? LOL are you his gay partner?

[l2udolph]

@Game4Power

I know right? Lol.

[Casanova1177]

its been nearly 3 years, where's my arc reactor

[isorSOT]

IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!

[DjRefunction]

I think he has a lisssp

[wwwtotalitaerde]

Check out my homepage for further experiments using laser. There are several easy to do examples to split the beam, modulate on of the two and then recombine them to produce low frequency beats. These beats should be able to induce currents into the body to transmit sound or steer muscles if used with high power lasers. You dont even need a laser, this can be done with ordinary light and heat radiation as well. The double slit experiment mostly is done with an ordinary light source.

[koolium]

1 have a 1mw laser, this means their laser is 100mw....

[LizzyAston]

@koolium no he said 100 times stronger than the most powerful laser before it douche

[alexenomoto]

@koolium Mw.... Mega wat....

[snocookies]

@koolium 1mw is not much, you probably have a 1000mw lasers or 1w which means that have a laser 100 w which is 10,000mw, but they say 100 times more power full than the most power full ever built. Not 100 times more power full than what you can buy.....

Do you understand?

[1Madrock22]

wouldnt the power of the sun in a building destroy the earth?

and i DONT think a helmet will protect you from a laser buddy..

[zolorith]

@1Madrock22 it will if its mirror in the shape of a helmet you just reflect the laser XD BRAIN POWER

[1Madrock22]

@zolorith Wait.. A Laser is just light.. i forgot. Or is this one more then light? or more powerful concentration of light? would a mirror really stop a laser like this from hurting you? :/

[Fur818]

tattoos and jewelry

[sandustanBrasov]

SandustanBrasov

• Exists already the device of production and introduction's electromagnetic field flux for the electromagnetic trap in a spherical chamber of thermonuclear combustion. See the scheme of the tomb stone from Palenque. See on You Tube: Anti-gravity Russian Helicopter. Therefore 30% from projection and experimentation to one thermonuclear reactor controllable with spherical chamber is solved.

[starfoxstarwolf5423]

@sandustanBrasov bobody cares and im just gonna spam all your spam

[sandustanBrasov]

SandustanBrasov

I am correctly clear in the mode of unfolding of the thermonuclear controllable fusion by man, following and some logical and rational comunications of the spirits(spacial men), and I shall continue that present my opinion in the hope that it will find engineers and physicists which let understand logical and rational the practical unfolding of some experiments, and not the animated unfolding by dogmatic, phylosophical theory and infested with prejudices.

[sandustanBrasov]

• SandustanBrasov

I had thinked a proposal of realisation to one universal vehicle, good on Earth but and in cosmos. The source of energy is a thermonuclear controlled reactor, and the traction is realized through a set of reactive electromagnetic motors. The realization of these, impose a revision and elucidation to some parts from the actual science, which is strangled of the theoretical physics with a series of metaphysical laws and principles.

[sandustanBrasov]

SandustanBrasov

The test for nuclear fusion realisation on Tokamak's installations and with LASER cannot bring anything new for the energetics' future. I bind the thermonuclear controlled reactor schedule by the Sun model , by the reactive electromagnetic motor schedule from Palenque stone's tombe. You see the my project for thermonuclear controlled reactor.

[roji556]

I have a bigger laser, it's in my pants.

[willyhairuk]

this is awsome

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[defcon2XX8]

National Ignition layther fathility!!!!!

[turkmko]

sucks

[MilanDaSupasta]

what a cool LASTHER!

[loganator35]

They paid 2.2 billion dollars for a fucking laser??? I could use all that money for condams and whores to use to condoms;)

[pancakezombie13]

@loganator35 Whats a Condam?

[tormentalous18]

Wow!

[GlassHigh]

Even if humans ever obtain an unlimited power source the government would put a tax on it...

[logout51]

@GlassHigh Yeah but thats how they would get money on it and it wouldnt be very high

[theAsianman3000]

He kinda looks like doc  OC

[flcl64]

THITH GUY HATH A FABULUTH LITHP!!!

[zimtran007]

@flcl64 It's a speath impedimeth !

[flcl64]

@zimtran007 WATH THE FUGTH ARE YOU THAYING?!

[flcl64]

@zimtran007 th thth thth thhhhh thht ththth thth thth thththth ssssssssssth!!!!!1!!1!!!!1!!!!­one!!

[californiacurt23]

I was like, "this sounds really awesome!" Then I realized it was uploaded in 2008. 

[eltotoX]

I don't know about everyone, but I was kind of expecting a huge laser beam.

[maclover6]

it's 3 years later, how'd it go? o_O

[zimtower]

Make 5 more of these facilities and you got yourself a death star.

[EZmufc]

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!

[Vebinz]

Very interesting, though I suspect that the main and only interest is military, with those others being far below.

Also, I kept expecting the narrator to say "..tonight at the Bijou"

[TheBubaSqua]

I want one!

[Hyper6664]

umm guys but where the fuck is THE ACTION THE LASER

ITS ONLY A GAY SPEAKING ABOUT SHIT :D

I WANT TO BLIND OF THE FUCKING HUGE LAZORRRZZZ

[Adeptmind]

@Hyper6664 Where the F*** is your punction?

[Hyper6664]

FUCK I REALIZED THAT THIS IS GLADOS!!!!

[HawK047]

Thath a big lather indeed, mithter!

[colin9413c]

but one thing is still unanswered. will it blend?

[MrYendor1968]

small things amuse small minds while even smaller minds look on in discused have fun making fun of real science you should all go visit opras web site

instead

[oxolord]

so they thought they would make a programme about laser , and they get a bunch of people who lisb in every single letter...

[Masterpj555]

it's 2011... so where are the fucking results?

[CSryoh]

@Masterpj555 dr. octopus had to drown it remeber

[Masterpj555]

@CSryoh lol genious.. did he hire you to spread the information?

[CSryoh]

@Masterpj555 no he's dead now :(

[Masterpj555]

@CSryoh He got hit by a stray laser beam?

[luckyluckduck01]

fmvzs

[cheesewithham]

Nerds...

[DanielAvilaAGT]

@cheesewithham umm I'd STFU simply cuz wat u r using was made by a nerd and/or geek so sit YO whack ass down. if u don't like science u can stop using ur phone, tv, computer, car etc etc and be uncivilized in the jungles hunting ur own food asshole!

[djsufferthing]

When the second guy started talking I just lost it... laysthsers.

[rockinassassin]

...2010? It's 2011. Still don't see no laser powered society. Come on Scientist. Don't tell us one thing and do another. that's bullshit. d:

[DragonMastrNova]

@rockinassassin I would suppose the military is getting ti's hands on it first

[niilatfan]

How and how often is fuel inserted to the reaction chamber? How is energy collected?

If reaction chamber is very hot then would not the capsule containing fuel lose its reflective properties? How long between laser impulses?

Looks like a "one shot and wait " system that does not suit for a working reactor to produce power.

[metalhanded]

i see things like this and LHC and realize how genius people can be when they work together and think. then i read the comments and my hope turns back to mush.

[miceskin]

wait. . . . shia labeouf wasn't full of shit in Money Never Sleeps????

[NaviShergrillz]

Chuck Norris wants his pocket laser back.

[shasha1873]

@NaviShergrillz I am going to find Chuck Norris and kick his ass so that I do not see his name on all these Youtube videos.

[joshua36708]

it is now 2011, crank it up

[bdabeast05]

soooo... whatcha gonna burn with it?

[cabouaf]

New theory, lasers cause speech impediments

[Twixgtx]

@cabouaf hahaha, omg dude. i just died when i saw this comment

[cabouaf]

@Twixgtx hahaha

[nerradmw]

@cabouaf technically depending on the frequency of the power and the sound production may be quiet but a precise frequency can cause neurological delay of the photons inside your brain making them decay and alter messes with your hearing speaking feeling your heart rate just about anything in your body

[cjohns299]

@cabouaf or gay

[cabouaf]

lmao, i cant stop laughing

[xZlolwutZx]

thuper lather. thumbs up if south park came into mind

[wardog3d]

lol All I could think from the moment I started watching this was "I'm getting such a raging lather right now!"

[Fistinator1337]

No demonstration? -.-

[TheVituperat]

why the fuck would they pick someone who cant even say laser?

[MrShanoz]

where the heck did you pluck 3-4 billion dollars from government let me guess. your not sure if it will work. too. i think we are to greedy . why do we need more power , lets target land waste as fuels. if we shid in our own back yards all over the world we'll certainally doom our own lives. and planet earth. lets share the wealth. any one got a spare 200 grand , i can double it in 6 mths , ,

[ForestMarchini]

Haha 2:01 You always need duct tape!

[macgeek2004]

I think this idea's FAR cooler than the German's magnetic plasma fusion reactor. USAFTW!!! Lol

[nomadindo]

relasf hufe amounts ofh enefgy xD

[TheLightAffect]

just tell me when you make a fucking lightsaber.

[AedrumVornuntius]

Well it is now 2011. I hope it was postponed and didn't fail...

[IxUNTOUCHBLExI]

Endless energy? How will they power the laser then?

[No3v1l]

@IxUNTOUCHBLExI Once nuclear burn is started and properly contained, it is possible for it to continue on its own as long as there is fuel ( deuterium and tritium ). Also if the energy extraction from the system is very efficient than it might be possible to power a great number of lasers, like over 9000. Joke aside the European laboratory for nuclear fusion has a much higher chance of success IMO.

[Kamikuru77]

why do they have such a bad lisp? Are they french?

[Hannescrazy]

where the fuck is the laser!!!

[athletichunta]

this is such shit science. Cold fusion is so much more practical.

[chobag]

@athletichunta do u even know what fusion means?? u sound like a retard, shut the fuck up