14 Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend

[quinniemarsden101]

MOIST

[ilikepenguins141]

The irony of the top comments...

[kazidelicious]

wow lol. what an ass.

[Thebriangriffinblog]

Moist.

[Widdekuu91]

Okay, just; 'Do not be rude or treat her bad'

Could have saved you 1.27 minutes

[b3thl3ann]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I loved the moist.

[AniaMK95]

omg moist. so true.

[Elle1054]

If my boyfriend removed the heels of my shoes I would dump him.

[zimmawoman]

people should just stop doing comments about top comments

it just doesn't work

[MorbidMinisterX]

@zimmawoman  seems to work

[TheOtamos]

I love how both of the top comments are about how both of the top comments are the same...

[45SugarSweet]

"I hate you being taller that me so I removed all the heels of your shoes" Lol this is why I use flats with my bf

[awesomelyizzy]

i love lex xx

[kurdistanss]

shoulder hair lmao

[bunnyyummy123]

You could say anything and it wouldn't be offending because of your accent xD

[iheartfurryspiders]

I do the moist thing to my bf...

... MWAHAHAHAHA >:)

[axillatwo]

brit accent doesn't make a bunch of shite funny, this is just piss out of your arse.

[wisconsingirl96]

womanuscript lmao



[sophienas]

This was hilarious..!

[MightyTANK1]

0:58 LOL

[cathaterful]

i KNOW your mouth goes wider i was there for your root canal!

[Youvebeenfuckprod]

Moist exellent reference to How I Met your mother

[tcidda24]

SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!

[caroou92]

What's wrong with the word "moist"?

[lovecloud123]

Lol. Your shoulder hair is tickling me

[AlexiasObsession]

So i removed all the heels from your shoes" LOL

[super50cent4life]

HOTGIRL,FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!

[juliarawrx3]

The top comments should have *SPOILER ALERT* written around them.

[ashfotopro]

Probably the worst thing you could tell a woman: "I didn't like you being taller than me so I removed all your heels." Haha!

I don't like being taller than my boyfriend when I wear heels but they were there before him and if he doesn't like them, they'll be there after him, too.

[kristennnnnx0]

she looks like a mix between demi lovato and jennifer garner

[LongStory211]

She looks like Demi Lovato.

[bobby3321]

she is gorgeous

[ffishfinger]

you sound just like benedict cumberbatch

[superflyyyy1]

MOIST

[samh18able]

WET

[thatnightowl]

I love how both of the top comments are MOIST :D

[HoneyXVenom]

"Your shoulder hair is tickling me."

Love it! :P

[fcgfgcfg]

hmm is juicy as bad as moist?

[OliRancidTen]

ive been sat here cycling these videos for four days now. running out of energy...

[littlemissbeautyguru]

MOOISST!!!!

i hate that word

[RowrTiger]

You sound just like Neil Gaiman and that is fantastic!

[MangoLuve]

Moist

[BobLeeSwagger20]

Moist should have been the number one thing not to say to your girlfriend.

[troglodyto]

why do you talk like noel fielding?

[Burmeistro]

NOOO TOP COMMENTS ARE THE SAME YOU ARE DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE STOP IT!!!!!!!!

[TheYangGangGirl]

@Burmeistro shut the hell up

[TitanbeatsWEuntd]

moist

that is all

[5512unknown]

lol bristish ppl sound so smart.

[askingalexandria166]

That made me want to cry... xD

[badyuff]

my favorite top comment is the one that said moist...

[PressCtrlG]

MOOOYYSST - uniqueness right here.

[420BurnaBlunt]

Hilarious.

[LordLloyd16]

WE DECLARED THE NEW WORD FOR THE YEAR!!!

"..moist.."

[davilg007]

MOIST

this one is different

[xxMsAmzxx]

wow, the top comments are so different!

[oGMSo]

Is there really no diffrence except of a point in the two top comments?

[LindorLeopard]

hahaha '...moist...' best one!

[Danzo046]

the awkward moment when both top coments say moist :L

[CellotasticallyYours]

I actually like it when someone tells me my breasts look nice. xD

[TunefulCheese]

when the top comments are the same, apart from a full stop ......

[andersk92]

ha is that Lex?

[MrAlmightyPotato]

MOIST

[AllthewayMark]

does she say anything? -.-

[megamycrazylife]

not funny

[moocher2121]

Quite frankly, if you said any of these things in America in that voice, you'd have bitches fightin for it

[debink1990]

hmm not funny at all....you need to find yourself another job mate

[purplerain813]

lol :D love this

[mrpoochpants]

"your breasts look great today". I'm going to have to use that one actually...

[FkingEminemLover]

i dont like you being the same height as me so i removed all the heels from you're shoes.

[emptiestskies]

14 Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend, but surely they are 14 things that most men are thinking. It's a bummer.

[FashionDiva181]

You guys are great

[SplendidDevilNG]

Khyan, why aren't you on TV yet?

[LenoreSpacey]

"Could you just fake one for the team?" :D

[AcrossDAuniverse4U2]

Your breasts look great today.

[smittyleeb]

I HAVE THAT SHIRT! :D

[elnocho3]

Her face looks yellow

[LoveEmBitches]

Fake one for the team. LMAO. Love his accent too!

[poslamas]

is that peej's ex? :/

[PureBlackPunk]

He is clearly related to Simon Cowell.....

[dyllenb]

love the accent

[annvukoo]

you forgot you look tired ---MARIA

[StolenPersonality]

what is wrong with moist

[MrBoyGlasses]

It's a continues loop! You only realise it when your computer crashed because you 150 tabs open, or you have a brain. 

[LemonZeppelin]

Loving the tshirt hell tshirt, haha. "To Women, From God". So appropriate.

[ninabina1095]

MOIST



[LonelyLonelyLoner]

@ninabina1095 QUESTION: what does moist mean?

[5gun1]

@ninabina1095 Just like to notify you... you have over 400 thumbs up ;D

in case you didn't know :P

[imyumi]

You guys are made for eachother ^_^

[tonnsTWO]

EW!!! moist is so gross

[snedie69er]

@tonnsTWO

Virgin

[ZenonZombies]

1 things you can get away on Christmas.

-Those are some huge breasts.(turkey)

[alexia513]

are you two together?

[70sRockBoy]

...MOIST...

[LittleMissOverRated]

Smooth.... 

[permedmammoth]

Of the two videos this is the better one.

[bellasophiagirl]

Moist. Anyone else get the Miranda reference? Or am I just making that up?

[TheKaylalena]

@bellasophiagirl haha yeah :D

[Driptweet]

@bellasophiagirl That's where my head went, but I don't if it was a deliberate reference :')

[idliketoshootyou]

May I ask what type of camera you use and lens...etc!!! Thanks!

[netholor]

bahaha oh man I saw this a few weeks ago via lex and I've just stumbled across your channel by a random and completely unrelated path today. I didn't recognize you. you're funny!! I shall keep watching your videos.

[DoYouHaveSnazzyPants]

"I don't like you being the same height as me so i've removed the heels from all of your shoes" hahaha

[DirectorToby]

Somehow missed these!! They were all amazing!!! (Yours & Lex's and outtakes) Liking it a lot!!!!

[cmanclan101]

MOIST.

[AntarcticAnt]

You made it onto collegehumor, btw!

[HannahvsHomework]

someone has been watching how not to live your life

[clonetrooper75]

How not to live your life much? Nah, jk, khyan is waaaaaay funnier.

[Hattie1994]

Love them both hahaha absolutely hilarious :D

[herreguda]

I prefer this one :D

[iamwalkingthec0w]

look at you now Khyan, I remember when .you were a little vlogger not so many year's ago, and Now your getting the women ; )

im not a stalker, I just like your vlogs

[MissStarkid222]

"Couldn't you just fake one for the team?" Hahahahaha

[newcoolnarutard1]

LMAO dude that got me so much:

"Your breasts look GREAT today!" :')

[neafcy]

Khyan and Lex abed together. It's like youtube fanfiction.

[howOUTRAGEOUSx]

crying. i love both of these videos so much.

[IDatedTheGiantSquid]

Couldn't you just fake one, for the team?

That made me smile big.

[challbag]

"moist"

ahahaha

[rdoabvbiiees]

HELP! I'm stuck in a loop watching each video because they're too persuasive!

[ORAINY1]

well i'm not allowed to have a girlfriend so ....... whatever

[BitterblueValley]

You. Did. WHAT! To her shoes!!!???

[deividaass]

I said all these things to my girlfriend, no wonder I'm alone... You should have made this video ages ago..

[morgan111213]

Hahahahaha

[bubblesareforpopping]

I thought this one was better =)

[Lovecraftian]

"Couldn't you just fake one for the team?"

[IonaJerry]

Why 14?

[SunShineNotAvailable]

I've watched this about 30 million times now- it's genuinely hilarious, as is Lex's :D

(ps. i agree with the sexy in a tie/shirt combo comments)

[Sirrahlala]

You look super smexy in that jacket and tie.

[007meepit]

SUBSCRIBED

You are a funny person. This made me laff.

[MrRuDDick]

mistake in the description

[MeOnStuff]

This could be the start of something beautiful.

[SpellboundSama]

Moist gahhhhhhhhhhh lol

[EYusc]

"I've removed the heels from all of your shoes..." hahahahahahaha

[TimH078]

love it! favourite bit was the one where you cut off the heels lol

[EmerIsAHorcrux]

How come they could only think of 14?

[1203125]

Couldn't get over that perfect shot with the cotton buds.

[izinomics]

omg THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING PAIR OF VIDEOS EVER. You guys are so fucking hilarious. Make my day. seriously.

[bigmouth1011]

Are they together now? First she was with Alex now Khyan?

[jessandhergang]

@bigmouth1011 Alex? as in...

[NamesNaming]

@jessandhergang Nerimon. ;)

[MsChaChaCharlotte]

@bigmouth1011 She was with Alex ages ago. I don't think they're together

[Sophie27987]

@bigmouth1011 Don't forget PJ lmao.

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@bigmouth1011 errr I was never with Alex, or Khyan. 

[Khyan1]

@tyrannosauruslexxx err, yes you were. You just weren't awake.

[bigmouth1011]

@tyrannosauruslexxx so this was.... what? youtube(dot)com/watch?v=PTUQvk­DCtZ0

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@bigmouth1011 two friends hanging out? jesus fucking christ just because a boy and a girl get on it doesn't mean they're screwing eachother

[bigmouth1011]

@tyrannosauruslexxx I never said that you were screwing each other. I merely suggested that you were romantically involved. If having a romantic relationship with a boy to you means screwing, then you're pathetic and I feel bad for you.

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@bigmouth1011 if you really have nothing better to do than speculate about my relationships and insinuate that I'm lying about my past with Alex then YOU'RE pathetic and I feel bad for YOU.

[bigmouth1011]

@tyrannosauruslexxx it's sad that you can't take a bad comment on a video that you didn't even write yourself. go do something original yourself instead of getting known from being in other youtuber's videos.

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@bigmouth1011 err ... it wasn't a bad comment, you didn't say anything negative at all, you just speculated about who I was dating. and I'm sure I won't for long, but I currently have a lot more subscribers than Khyan ... so ... yep, you're wrong all round.

[AllAroundTheSun]

@tyrannosauruslexxx just ignore this person, they clearly have no life and are secretly thrilled by the fact that a successful youtuber has communicated with them! xx

[pkConda]

way to wear a tshirt to bed with your lover :P

[Khyan1]

@pkConda I totally wanted to play this in a more naked way. Lex did not want. 

[pkConda]

@Khyan1 Hard to believe, coming from a man who described himself as being an enchanted potato

[Falloutfan961]

@Khyan1 lol! p.s. i would've added a ''sleeping'' scene where you tell her to stop asphyxiating you with her hair since all women do that when u sleep with them. ._.

[jag519]

moist

[ALLANX7]

"your breast are great today"

[NamesNaming]

@ALLANX7 Yes, we are not hard of hearing and have also watched the video. You do not need to then quote it. We probably laughed too, unless it wasn't funny, then why post it?

[schemestresses]

You have awesome delivery.

[571jans]

Why the girls gotta have more rules?

[mephamphetamine24]

Is that, is that your sister?

[Pekegrrrl]

Time is sort of like Moses in that way.

[mrtinoforever]

FUNNY KYHAN IS FUNNY.

[lokilaufeyarson]

Khyan :( That wasn't very good.

[DontBlink7920]

Moist... lmfao Most vial sounding word ever.

[underlord333]

@DontBlink7920 vile*



[8Tails]

This is so brilliant.

[CheekTV]

haha "gallant" what a word.

[TheDreamingEva]

Hahaha! Oh god damn you two are hilarious!

[princeword]

They're equally brilliant!!! well played

[jearlification]

these were on your blog!!!!

and there i was thinking i was psychic!,or a terrible boyfriend

[Mcpowerpack]

"well, love handle would indicate that i could actually get my hand around it.....and that i love you." XD Haha brilliant!

[DakotaDonaldClark]

Her's is way better.

[Khyan1]

@DakotaDonaldClark I agree, but I wrote both of them, so I'm still happy ;)

[tried12usernames]

@Khyan1 i think this one's way better. the other one just doesn't make sense if the guy's a boyfriend. would make more sense to me if it was a one night stand situation (except for the case of 1 or 2 things like the "vasectomy" one)