Short Kiss

[Maroondare]

I'd have serious trouble not beating the shit out of her when she got home if I was Simon.

[goodfriend326]

lucky guy

[Spacemonkeymojo]

Bloody sleaze.

[tayo253]

I can't believe there are shows like this. Whats wrong with these people?! don't they have anything more valuable to show? this is the lowest point entertainment can get

[Otzmatron]

Holy fuck that ugly little pygmy is enjoying all these hot older milfs.

[Slygrl96]

Martin Short is not stoned nor drunk, he didnt mean it he was just playing around. Non of you commentors know anything about "playing around" and "faking" if it hit you in the fucken face. You guys are so mean...

[PastObsessions]

@Slygrl96 thank you dearly for that comment, I love Marty so so much and I thought this was so funny and sexy of him. And you could definately tell when they cut the show back on and he was all over her neck that it was a joke, obviously. much love, Marty! <3

[ebebimik]

hes stoned

[sammus193]

don't turn up to work drunk if you don't want to end up like this guy.

[bombb82]

@sammus193 AND ITS 9AM

[Zee96969696]

see all u gotta do is go up to the girl and kiss her, and that's how u get a girlfriend or lots of girlfriends

[Portilloizay]

Awesome!

[Farewelwaltz100]

WTF??!!

[milosc9]

are you kidding? why are people calling HER a slut?

what a fucking creep that guy is

[excop360]

the fuckhead grabbed her under the chin silly cunt

[Fryzzy23]

Is he drunk? Hic! Hic!

[Portilloizay]

Why do ppl always show up on this show drunk!

[lokallize]

at 57 it looks like he is touching her boobs

[cutelli87]

@121fu why do u think only whores like it up the ass.....who says liking it up the ass is wrong! LLMFAO

[cutelli87]

HAHAHAH I LOVE HIM!

[ltdan1721]

Wow the things famous people get away with.....

[589216001]

what a fuckin wierdo!

[halflifeproductionz]

holy shit! hahaha

[cescoissocoollike]

so fcking confused

[cutefishyz]

that is wrong, is she forgetting that shes on the television?

[ScoobysDisciple]

lucky bastard

[xxGrey]

LMFAO! <3

[jimbob32143]

what a pimp

[101nibs]

Kim Watkins yummy mummy id fuk her anyday. loose as yum...

[headlightf1123]

haha lucky

[roenterprises]

wtf?

[jumbz2]

lol no wonder this show got axed

[jacksunjie]

ignorant!

[Apeman1991]

her husband needs to slap her to the ground

[wrstlerdude]

omg, haven't seen that show in ages, maybe ill start watching it again, that was funny as!!!

tho the circle is pretty funny too

its good to see kim has (pardon the pun) loosened up in front of the camera, she used to be quite stiff.

[tenderheart17]

Oh gad...someone get a hose!

[NINJASQUIDGY]

wtf?

[TheHaydoproductions]

r u serisos

[quitesuzzily]

that is freakin sick..... just wrong. it's supposed to be a morning show; jesus christ.

[111Trademark111]

@quitesuzzily She wants cock. Love it

[TehInbredNinja]

?i confused

[benderman506]

i see a divorce comin up

[tookiepretzel]

wtf... this is so messed up...

[aidzz69]

id fuck kim too

[clingmarbleprod]

wut the fuck did i just watch LOLOLOLLLOOLOLOLOLOL

[CinicoRave]

Why criticize her and not the guy, double standards much? ... There is a simple remedy for this ... don't like it? TURN YOUR TV OFF ... idiots

[damoinaus]

watkins wore some low cut fuckin top when she was reading the evening news years back. still looking for that footage.

[damoinaus]

watkins wore some low cut fuckin top when she was reading the evening news years back. still looking for that footage.

[mcpencil]

How did this reach tv? This is what we have to be subjected to in the mornings.......

[tiko22312]

lol Austin Powers much?

[canthelpwatimhearin]

what is this shit?

[sevensixtwomm]

HAHah Sluts!

[TinNinja]

greenshirt is gaggin for it hahaha

[ilus123]

that was really really awkward to watch

[kentx333]

wow if i wer her husband thered be hell to pay for that, she did more bad then the woman did since she allowed it to happen and was enjoying it

[masterleo33]

slut when i was on the show she gave me handy in the commercial.

[SloppySailor]

@masterleo33 LOLing hard. Good work, champion.

[MattySuper7]

fucking gay theyre both sluts for going through with it that guy mustve thought for days how he could kiss two tv producers without them shouting out RAPE

[MattySuper7]

@Recklezz4lifey shut the fuck up ...... OMG ..... 0_0 what the fuck just happened....

[AudibleOpinion]

HERPIES from America!

[xxpinexslatexx]

LOL!

[Muzzdog4]

WHORE

[TheAlexPhotographer]

I'd fuck kim.

[CaraBTwomey]

bet her husband wasnt happy bout that one ...she should of not gone along with that

[abacazam]

hes gay im sure he didnt mean it

wow what a name i bet she can spell it backwards by now

[chafeboy]

wtf

[AznCwalker06]

what a douche bag....fcking maniac

[ShingokenX]

awsome!

[FOREVERYOUN9]

i agreed. what a slut, aussiee!!

[RiCPanther]

Awkward... lol what a dick

[pinkify97]

OMFG!!!! he si hitting on a married women!!! sleezball!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

I bet Simon says... "NOT HAPPY JAN"...lolol...

[cooldude0308]

omg that guy is seriously a try hard, playing it nice there mate!

[Malangsufi]

anything to get a better rating.....:D

[GooFan15]

What a fucking loser!, Who does that!??

[garylevington]

@GooFan15 Yeah, only losers kiss

women.

[zero0nea]

wut a slut

[HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos]

@zero0nea I believe the term is 'Sluzz Bucket'

[skankkyho]

shes not hot at all,wendy kingston from 9 is a million times hotter not to mention rebecca madon.

[godanselmo]

haha midget

[godanselmo]

haha midget

[AndreasZimmerman]

3some coming on there

[CAROLOVESHIT]

waddafkkk

[TehMev]

poof?

[taylahyes]

haha wtf.

[LandDownnUnderr]

dirty perv

[Eskn69]

lol tat guy sneaky kunt on TV XD... n got away with it

[XballerX77]

why does every1 think shes so hot?

[fpvshitsonhsv]

Im a bloke and i know all he wanted to do was kiss her. He was just being a sneaky cunt! If i was with Kate i would have been down there in a flash punching his face in

[markc65]

I watched that show when Martin Short was on and he was very very very funny. In regards to the above clip, Martin Short was explaining in a humourous way how they kiss in movies. (ie it may look beautiful to the viewer but to the Actor it looks silly). I also feel sorry for those here who made an uninformed comment inregards to the edited video as it can make you look a bit silly.

[cyclonetorza]

uh oh... shes sleeping on the couch tonight

>.>

[emzii1000]

@cyclonetorza lllmaao :)

[aRedSummerProduction]

Perv

[x69Crunchyx]

wtf if that was my wife i would stuck nails in his eyes

[mcnugett]

guys a fag wanna knock his lights out

[SimplyMeHooray]

they cut out the bit where the donkey comes in and they all have sex with it

[cannnonfoddder]

@SimplyMeHooray Lol, epic :D

[calaiscruiser]

what the hell was that???

[colindominy]

From what I'd seen of him previously, I'd always had my long-term doubts about the credibility & personal-integrity of Martin Short.  Thanks for this clip. My suspicions have now been confirmed. The guy is a total up-himself jerk .. a first-rate loser of the classic show-business kind.

[Viny8u]

i feel sorry for her husband

[ryukenlmaoyes]

She was loose? o_O

[123perrin]

yea kim may look ok - and i stress 'ok'- but shes a dud in real life.

[lengend1111]

lol she looks like a fridget with no sex appeal at atm, she'd be a def dud in the bedroom

[kennymckormickisgay]

kim watkins is so hot!

[bombertheelephant]

they cut out the bit where Gonygoogoo the aboriginal stagehand let Martin swallow his ample black member with these two white whores feeling left out! LMFAO Go Gonygoogoo!

[JoObse]

i would of slided my hand up her skirt

[5ddyugi]

they got raped

[petejt]

absolutely!

[petejt]

they all are, even Channel 7's Sunrise.

Bloody funny it is, good to have some silly stuff first thing in the morning to lighten they day's mood. Just enjoy life and laugh

[petejt]

haha, cheeky bastard!!

haven't you guys ever seen The Three Amigos? Kim & Martin do their action near the end of the clip. And haven't you seen Innerspace?

[NOFUKINGIDEA]

who the fuk is that ugly cunt?

[Flinklehurst]

Holy crap, there'sa segment with Shaun Micallef and Martin Short in the same room? Is the whole thing available on YouTube?

[lilgoldfish]

tat guy looks scary

[morrowin56]

those poor women

[zyoungson]

that guy is a cunt.

[UFClova]

he's a cunt but I'd do terrible things to be in his position then

[fehuperthro]

referring to Kim Watkins, dirty girl!

[fehuperthro]

Recently discovered this cheeky aussie milf. Best legs I have ever seen! Such a teaser!

[beaudean28]

what a fucking creep!

[SaintTony1968]

Kim is yummmmmmmmmmmy

[CoffeeTeaButtercream]

Huuhh.. I love Marty, but and i think this was a just feigned..just fun hähähä

[cleopatraclone]

That dude seems like a creppy nymphomaniac.

[NewCarthage]

I watched this while it was on TV. I hated this little asshole as soon as he came on air. He's a short little fucker with a napoleon complex who saw this 'guest host' situation as an oppurtunity to heckle women who would normally rebuke him off air.

[asteroidphobic]

So true!!

[angrygunsmith]

hahah good on him, id fuck the brains outta both those women

[FABSTA78]

fuck oath all day and night

[you2ubeBlues]

Q: How do you make an info babe sound intelligent?

A: Put her next to an idiot

[angrygunsmith]

where is good old davo!?!?

[ShadowRecoil]

Someone shoot him.

[AramisAudio]

this is what media sluts do!...the're both creepy

[NewCarthage]

it wasn't the fault of the ladies, they weren't sluts. It was the little canadian asshole with the overinflated ego who forced those kisses upon them.

[PIECE2YOURMOTHA]

shit that dude if freaky, and the chick seemed incredibly uncomfortable with him.

[benjaminprior]

who the fuck is that weird dude

[Gunther81818]

this is just plain creepy.........

[robertbaldie7]

1:22 Is that Shaun Micallef? Damn, wish I knew he was gonna be on that day, I love that guy!

[MrChudhi]

holy crap

[JuLiAn199414]

Did Natalie say "Oh my god, thats RETARTED"

[SgtMaj0r]

seedy ma fucka

[cspace1234nz]

This critter is a creepy little fucker pretending to be a....well, a creepy little fucker !

Definitely not funny, creepy.

[aussiebluemax]

what the fucks wrong with creepy fuckers eh

[cspace1234nz]

Well for s start they are fuckers, then they are creepy...simple !

[bluffing101]

simple playa

[the26thhour]

Kim took great offence when I told her, her screaming kid that just would not shut up "was quite vocal" with a smile on my face while stuck in a very slow lift with the 2 of them but I have to give her credit, she new exactly what I was saying & of course, she fully supported "that stage" in her spoilt brat's developmentwhich was kind of the problem 0.o

lol

[Aussie27Legend]

Jesus christ, this guy's a dick.

[SlimeTron5000]

Who the fuck actually watches 9 am with David and Kim? Seems to be a filling proxy when the commuters start work.

[meohmy320]

he's a whore

[thx113thx]

Who ever is married to these two better them than me.

[intheshitter]

Kim Watkins is pretty hot. Id hit it.

[skraddypoo]

Damn, who wouldn't.

[danjorgen]

I don't like it when the guest is rude and the host tries to be polite. It's awkward.

[NuXta]

Sluttiest host on Aussie TV.

[MissBlack208]

@NuXta

I am afraid she is not the sluttiest host on aussie tv... there are much, much worse. lol, its so sad isn't it!

[spazzymagey]

martin short died shortly after the show...

the last person to be seen with him was kim watkins husband who discribed martin as fast but easy to silence sort of bloke XD

[TasAbyss]

wtf are you on?

[AcDcEcW]

Lucky Bastard! oh man

[deco734]

LOL

[flickypowa]

Lol this was the day before I did work experience there...!

[johnnyonline]

Martin Short is the MAN! hahaha.

[jetsrule5125]

dude...f i was her husband..i would tht old horny bastard up

[bobjoshilly]

hahahaah so your loose! haaha

[SaintTony1968]

Love to taste her other LIPS .....

[SaintTony1968]

Kim is YUMMMMMMMMY

[r3never]

wtf this guy's horny.. thats gross

[sofiaobien]

ye tht guys soooo retarded i didnt understand it too y did they hav 2 du tht anyway

[cinta911rawr]

WTF Thhis is so Random

[AdamHC92]

that guy is retarded. I didnt really understand what that was about lol, what are they doing and how did it get onto tv?

[cottoncase]

what was the reason for this segment?

seems a little random

[BFMR1062]

Kim is a bit hot :) mmmmm

[metalmulisha98101]

milf muchhhhh

[HUSAID]

lmao man this dude is the MAN..

thats how you pretend to be gay if he supposely is...lmao

[kj1hti21]

i thought he was gay

[petejt]

no man is gay around Kim W.

The same for Judy Garland- even gay men think she's ravishing.

[fctiger74]

Remember kids, they flew Short down from America to Australia first class, paid him for this and gave him a 5 star hotel to stay in so he can spend the day making out with the hosts and saying the most improper things he can say on morning television.

He's the reason why I want to go into entertainment ;).

[petejt]

@fctiger74 , LOL

[abbz66]

WTF LOL

[evry1shout]

what an asshole to be acting that way to her.