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  • this woman sounds like SUCH a retard! and consequently, she is!

  • What has she been smoking?

  • why would the archangel michael help a redneck with a flat tire/rainstorm?

  • is she on sleeping pills or why is she talking so slow?

  • Are there ANY intelligent Christians out there or is the statement 'intelligent Christian' an oxymoron? If these callers represent a cross-section of Americans, then they are regressing. (for Christian's info, that means 'going back to something they were before')

  • Religion breeds selfishness. So a higher power will help you with a daily task but not someone else?

  • is it just me...or does she talk soooooooooooooooo slow. fuck....tu tu tu TODAY JUNIOR

  • Jeff.......you entertain me. I have strong admiration for you.

  • There is an old saying -- if you don't want to be a stereotype, then don't be one. I mean--wow.

  • jayzuz put air in my tirrrrr

  • omg just listening to this girl talk for 10 second i already cant stand it .

    am i the only one being so impatient?

  • these guy's have more patience than me

  • @dvrn86 than me too...sigh--the rain stopped "Must have been an ANGEL --  : Yep. not a coincidence or nuthin' .. the point is then made that rain simply stops and she says "not really". So, it just rains non stop in Austin with no breaks? And Angel Michael has nothing better to do than to stop the rain for her and put air in this numb nuts tire?

  • @sepiasiren I know it's crazy! there is wiser people locked up. I know this guy who said his car ran out of fuel and he prayed at the side of the road and when he got back in it was filled just enough to get him to a petrol station. he would be great on this show!

  • @dvrn86 Oh my gawd--ahahahaha, I mean what would I do for entertainment without Christians...lol

  • @sepiasiren the scary part is that most of these people are being serious!lol

  • @dvrn86 which makes it even funnier--unintentional comedy is the best!

  • @dvrn86 I'm HOPING she wasn't serious - you really think she was?

  • @TheOrganiston9th i'm afraid so. behold! the power of inflation!

  • I think she should lay off the Angel Dust.

  • So mom has child dying of cancer, prays to god not to let them die and god ignores them, guy loses his job and can't pay his mortgage, prays to god not to lose his house, god ignores him, children staving to death, ignores, young girl pushed into prostitution and can't escape, ignores, etc etc, stupid woman with obvious lack of IQ prays to not be late for work, god stops the rain and sends down an angel to put air in her tyre..... yeah sure this makes a lot of sense.

  • an angel put air in her head

  • She sounds like she was lacking sufficient air when she was born

  • Why even bother with this kind of phone call, this woman is obviously extremely deluded and she is apt to believe anything, just ask her. No doubt she is a great example of someone that has almost no education. These people are hopeless.

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  • In 83 I-flew an ultralight for the 1st time stoned on a 1\3 gram of hash.

    Predictably (Sigh) I-stalled at 180 ft & the very 1st thing I-did was prayed.

    The prayer was 'DEAR GOD I'M LIVING OR DYING' & wasn't getting technical on which deity or what he should do but rather merely requested help from a 'FATHER' & for those who’ve read a book on flying I-landed the thing 2\3 up a large gum tree with a strained index finger.

    (Had to cut the tree down to salvage the plane next day as it was stuck)

  • "The beer truck said no one was there."

  • I once had an 'angle' put 'air' in my 'tire'. Giggity.

  • Christ, the miracles nowadays are a bit crap.

    It's hardly the parting of the Red Sea.

  • Stupid christian

  • I realize this woman has Alzheimer’s (saying seized instead of ceased is a dead giveaway), and being 90 years old her brain has probably shriveled to the size of a baseball anyway, but this old bat was a stupid bitch on her best day.

  • The rain "seized." 

  • I want what she is smoking/drinking...

  • "An Angel Put Air In My Tire" To imagine an angel coming down from from the sky heavenly and then pumping air in that woman's tire makes me lol a lot XDD!

  • "I'm a 59-year-old retard. Thank you, religion!"

  • PCP is a hell of a drug.

  • Pain killers = This lady

  • I started laughing as soon as I finished reading the title on the thumbnail.... anyone else?

  • sounds like she got something up her hole. :I

  • is she on crack or something? Taaalkiiinng..soooo...slooo...­oo..ooww

  • A theists approach to reality is like a woman's approach to a car. It works by magic. An atheist on the other hand understands all the mechanics.

  • The "OMG there was a guy at the shell station that knew how to put air in your tire?" line was priceless

  • No wonder there are so many kid's dying of starvation and disease, god is too busy pumping up tyres for people!

  • @thethirdchimp When he's not doing that, he's also busy putting the image of Jesus on pieces of toast.

  • @Akira625 or in dogs asses

  • @XavSch I was going to mention that! LOL

  • it is rather rude to talk over the woman, no matter how wrong she may be. can't these idiots ever let someone finish a sentence??

  • @Meskiagkasher

    kinda rude to say about the callers, but yeah? why can't they?

  • @Meskiagkasher

    They aren't idiots.

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  • So god sends an archangel to make it stop raining for a minute for some old biddy and fix her tyre, but cant be bothered to help the thousands and thousands of children suffering from cancer and other diseases? Man, if god exists he's a dick.

  • she sound like she is stoned

  • ive had rain on one side of my house and sun on the other, should i take that as a divine sign.................no, its just weather

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  • she sounds like she's drunk......

  • @michaelflorida56 To me, it sounds more like a really bad case of the derps.

  • @michaelflorida56 Wait, disregard my previous statement. Definitely the bottle fairy.

  • Only an idiot could think that supernatural entities are just waiting around to intervene in the trivial problems of believers but are conspicuously absent at other tragedies that have affected believers and non-believers alike.

    This kind of thinking is self-serving and selective. Anyone who displays it should not be put in any position of authority or allowed to operate heavy machinery.

  • Best troll ever.

  • shes obviously drunk

  • Also, this teacher doesn't know the difference between "seize" and "cease."

  • This is a classic.

  • Jeff is way too arrogant ... he gives atheists a bad name.

  • @rossmetacraft why is he ignorant?

  • @MrHawleywood21 Huh? I didn't say he's ignorant.

  • Ha ha haaaaaa ho hooooo angels wow . She is the next marry going conceive thru angle & give birth to Jesus soon . R u rdy Jesus is coming this video is proof ha ha haaaa can't stop laughing .

  • Lol this lady sounds like she has a terrible cold and she's doped up on Nyquil.

  • i woke up this morning and prayed for at least 11 hours for St. Michael to make the sun set, and it happened. amen.

  • 'an angel' is just the redneck terminology for "a man with a pump"

  • What an insane woman, why is she not in a psycho ward????

  • This bitch on drugs!!

  • Can you say Temporal Lobe Schizophrenia??

  • 'st michael please help me'.....its good to be reminded that catholics are just as stupid as evangelicals

  • Come on everyone, give her a break. You mean to tell me you have never heard of Saint Michelin? Saint Pirelli? Saint Firestone? Saint Goodyear? Saint Yokohama?

    It could have been any one of those guys...Have some faith, people!

  • I think she is just messing. I can almost hear her laughing!

  • @ATABOFACID

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • 0:22, does she say that she was working as a breast monitor at a school?

    Joking aside, it's worrying that anyone would employ someone like that in educational establishment.

    Someone who drives into rain and instead of slowing down, prays for it to stop.

    Someone who interprets the cessation of rain as a supernatural act.

    Someone who thinks help from a stranger what nobody else happened to see is divine intervention.

    You'd think that at some point, the angels might have cured her stupidity.

  • christianity is lame , atheism is lame but not that much.

  • UGH.

  • We can't see him.

    We can't hear him.

    We can't feel him.

    All claims of personal experience or relationship with him fit the exact same criteria as delusion or hallucination.

    The only work that speaks of him was written by humans.

    The only way anybody learns about him is from other humans.

    And on top of all that, we're not allowed to test to see if he's there?! I'm starting to think that maybe your god isn't real.

  • Seven years ago, my sister owed me $20, and I decided to call in the debt. When I went to my door to open it and find her BAM! My sister was RIGHT THERE!

    Totally God.

    I didn't even need to pray.

  • I actually don't agree with everything they say and I do believe in God (without being religious) but I can't stop watching this show cause Christians are so much fun to listen to xD

  • This sad tale of loneliness should be considered blasphemy by believers of God. Her story cannot exist in any evolved religion that uses critical thinking when searching for God. Cultures developed with variants of the story of a loving creator. As civilizations grew past the middle ages, they all concluded the same: a sole God focused on the deepest fundamentals: Life and death. Would a God of compassion God create an angel that pumps a tire rather than save a child who is being raped?

  • "The beer truck said nobody was there."

  • Imagine if she called in and told this story on The 700 Club. She'd be called a hero.

  • you prayed, therefore the coincidental event that happened is absolutely an angel answering you? I'd say it's a coincidence over an "answered prayer" anyday.

  • This is why you have to say NO to drugs looool

  • Is she drunk?

  • i love this... i am english, there was a recent survey that every household in the county fills out and sends back to the gouvernment, the results are JEDI is the most popular religion in the country. religions chokehold on America is kinda sad.

  • This woman has been assigned the mechanics crew from heaven. :)

  • The rain "Seized" here a couple times last week.....Must be proof of angels.

    This Woman is WACKED the fuck out!

  • Xanax is a helluva drug!

  • an IVF could be a virgin birth..

  • I had a jar of peanut butter. I prayed that it would rain to my jar. The next day, it rained. Therefore, I can conclude that my peanut butter jar is the all-seeing, all-controlling Lord of the universe.

  • she sounds hammered.

  • I just love when Jeff says "Do ya." Damn, that's funny.

  • I agree with the hosts, but Jeff, as always is a little belligerent. Just a little.

  • Please tell this woman to stop bothering me. - St. Michael

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  • See people, drinking and calling shows is NEVER a good idea.

  • @Tommyr yes it is, it´s so funny

  • Is this bitch drunk?

  • "I'm not real good at mechanical things.."

    Is she good at anything other than rambling on and being senseless?

  • i cant stand the the sentence "one angel claim at a time please" is still being said in 2011. THIS IS TOO MUCH ITS OFFICIALLY LOGIC VERSUS RETARDS

  • If this lady still drives a school bus, drug test her! I would not want my child on that bus.

  • An angel put air in her head

  • @PenthouseDiaries hahahhhahahahaha good one!

  • You prayed for a break in the rain when there's dying children in the world?

    WOW, what a selfish bitch.

  • I had an amazing experience... I was really hungry, I made a sandwich, and ate it, it's a miracle...

  • @CrayZDude2 LOL!

  • hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahah­ahahahaha! Stupid drunk old lady :D

  • People like this are who put Rick Perry in office.

  • Normally I would laugh with them, but this woman sounded like she had some sort of mental problem.

  • She sounds high or drunk to me

  • Vicodin is a helluva drug.

  • Everything is a miracle according to her.

  • An easy solution to the whole rain scenario is to pray to Rainbow Dash, she's in charge of weather patrol, so she'll move the clouds to make sure your trip is rain-free

  • I have an iPhone and the other day without me doing anything at all, a screen pop out saying that a new update was available. And I didn't do anything at all!!! There must be angels working on iPhones!

  • I love that she says nobody saw him and cites that to prove he was an angel....couldn't have been because he was squatting next to your car putting air in your tire and the average person doesn't pay that much attention to their surroundings could it? Nope, had to be an angel.

  • She sounded medicated

  • She sounded drunk.

  • thats not an angel dipshit, thats just a nice person that wanted to help

    would be hilarious if it turned out to have been an athiest

  • gosh! this woman t a l k s s o s l o w !

  • i can't believe the volume of dumb f**ks these people get calling in.

  • "Im not real good at mechanical things..."

    ...or rational things... or thinking... or anything...

  • hahahahahahahahha delusional thinking ! After praying all your life, if you are looking for a miracle , you will see a miracle. POOR people ! put them on medication

  • @guayacan07 the human mind seeks to see patterns where there are none.

    and if one looks hard enough anything can be seen.

  • I wish Jeff didn't get so over excited whenever someone makes a silly claim

  • @Hungryturtlez At least he isn't as bad as Matt.

  • The caller should look up the word 'coincidence'. But, in any case, angels would be a little more useful in a children's cancer department of any hospital. Maybe people there aren't praying hard enough to Archangels Michael, Gabriel or whoever.

  • This is a prime example of a post hoc ergo propter hoc argument, which is a logical fallacy. I prayed for the rain to stop, then later it did. Therefore God answered my prayer.

  • You know it's a slow day in, when they send an archangel to pump up a tire.

    Must have been one of those days, where no one on earth had any real problems.

  • Typical lying christian said she saw an angel, yeah right...why is it that christians will lie all the time.

  • @waterandphotons1 Their religion is a lie. What else will they do when discussing it.

  • I was hungry......I prayed to God, looked in the pantry and tadaaa, there was food! :D

  • @RockAustinDXtakerRk0 Did u stock up before? all of ths lol

    ;D

  • @theblind1s Well, actually, I prayed to God and he bestowed me with the fortunate prestige of being spiritually capable of going down to the supermarket and buying the groceries in the name of Christ.

    So, conclusively, when I am hungry, I pray to the Holy Spirit and He leads me to my pantry.....Meanwhile, an innocent child dies of starvation in Somalia. But, he has a plan for everyone, for the Lord is never wrong!

    Oh hail Jehovah! Accept Christ in your life and God bless you!

  • @RockAustinDXtakerRk0 That's just so awesome, I wish stuff like that happened to me lol.

  • @neoman121 Accept Christ as your lord and savior and whatever you pray for, he shalt give you. :p

  • @RockAustinDXtakerRk0 Yup, anything you want if you believe in God... Is that why there are children in Africa starving to death? I bet they have tried praying and believing more than anyone in a first world country could possibly imagine.

  • @neoman121 Exactly. Down with religion.

  • @RockAustinDXtakerRk0 tell that to the true believer mothers who pray desperately to their god to spare their child and their child still dies of a terminal illness. I know a family like that and your statement is an insult to them and thousands of other desperate people who your "god" ignores.

  • @TheDharmawheel Uhmm......Was my satire not blatantly obvious? Who's my "god"?

  • @RockAustinDXtakerRk0 because i've seen that exact sentiment all over the place that wasn't at all satirical. This is an extremely common belief.

  • @TheDharmawheel Ok. I'll break it down then. I don't care if it offends people. You shouldn't be believing in nonsense. Would people respect me if I prayed to Casper every night?

    I. Am. An. Atheist.

    Religion. Is. Dangerous.

  • Millions of children die of starvation every year...most of them are assuredly praying since most people in the world are religious believers. If these children are praying to 'the wrong god'...then it certainly wouldn't be their fault...they are most likely worshipping the god that their parents taught them actually exists.

    Yet, an 'agent' of her god apparently found it worthwhile to stop the rain to expedite travel to her destination.

    God has a strange way of establishing priorities.

  • Some people are praying to saints now, because they know Jesus will not take the wheel, much less put air in your tires!

  • This poor christian woman is either drunk, retarded, or senile..

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  • People like this woman are perfect examples of the millions of religious people out there. You have millions of people that are just as ignorant, backwards, stubborn and 2000 years behind the times as this lady is. You will never be able to explain shit to these people, it's just pointless. You have to think about it like they were just born with a brain that's the total opposite of a logical thinking brain and no matter what you say you can't change their thought process. They will die out.

  • @PrankCallRevolution

    They breed like Zerg... and our tech has paralyzed natural selection. Extinction is imminent.

  • @Callirgos1 Solution: Lure them all into a room, use stasis field and then. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected. Nuclear launch detected.
  • She's either drunk or on some kind of psych drugs

  • thats not a crazy caller! Thats a stupid drunk caller!

  • The callers are crazy, no doubt - but Mr. Angry brow-man is seriously getting on my nerves. He's aggresive, defensive, rude, loud and just plain obnoxious. If I was 'The Atheist Experience' I would kick him out. He's not a good representative for the otherwise formidable show.

  • @gjaddajg I find him to be the funniest guy there :)) . He simply has little tolerance for subject-changing and refusal of answers, and so far I haven't heard him curse, like someone else we know on the show *cough*Matt*cough* :D. Still, I've just discovered this series and watching it on my spare time.

  • @TheKainMan They say the show is 'educational' - and he's obviously not there to educate. He's there to argue and mock. Don't get me wrong, I love it when they teach those wackos a lesson or two, but when Matt teaches someone a lesson, he actually TEACHES them a lesson - angry brow-man doesn't teach them anything, he just shouts at them, and if they shout back, he shouts louder., It also seems he's just waiting for the opportunity, like he's really anxious to get started shouting.

  • She's pretty high.

  • starving children n cancer patients pray everyday for help, it seems all the angels were out pumping up tyres or making rain stop!! understandable really......

  • @ATABOFACID gods take their tyre pressures seriously

  • This caller is WASTED!

  • Jeffs face at 0:01 sez it all lol

  • The only thing I don't like about these guys, is that they interupt those debating with them all the time, and when they get interrupted he always says " Excuse me, let me finish.". That's a very Christian-like thing to do. Let other atheists who are respectful, host these arguments. 1 second ago

  • Hmm... the miracle standard has really fallen over the past few thousand years.

    Whatever happened to the talking trees, flying snakes, world wide flash floods, waking the dead, water bending, earth bending (avatar references ha-ha), water to wine, unnatural strength, healing the blind, walking on water? Today's world is Lame, I want that cool shit back.

  • @pakleglia We can do that. Hit them with the stupid stick. Or do like they do with lab rats - put them in a cage and electrify the floor.

  • "The beer truck said nobody was there." Nice!

  • The rain "seized" :)