The Most Useless Machine Ever

[xxhotwintersxx1]

lol!

[berto13579]

HAHAHA



[Nathan21h]

this is perfect for the morning after the bar when u wanna turn the lights on and see whos in bed next to u PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE!!

[BigGuyandRusty]

I guess this is what we would call a "turn off" XD

[911matko]

I want that...

[Diamond232PL]

make tutorial PLIS

[Jimmigill]

what if you hold it in the on position?

[sackboylbp2]

I made one out of green glass and chest nut wood. Ps good for storing secret stuff

[meeetallicaaaa]

I WANT IT!!!!!!

SANTA!!

[oldGnRrocks1]

@meeetallicaaaa dear santa...

[TechnoiPhone4]

oh man the manufactuer is RICH by now

[Rudyauto]

It shall be called... The Go Away Machine (echoes)! We're gonna be rich.

[MrSercero]

amaçsız / purposeless :D :D

[aakirkebyvej99]

FUCKING AWESOME

[TheSingingCactus]

where to buy/how to make?



[rcboatdriver1234]

is this made with a hobby servo and a switch and a 9volt battery

[TheLintster]

I want one!

[Pedoblast]

I want seven

[MrCyanblood]

Useless... But awesome!!

[FrenchyToastyy]

-.-

[rcboatdriver1234]

LMAO what happens if you hold the switch?

[XxEmmanxX36]

@rcboatdriver1234 We all die a horrible accident.

[rcboatdriver1234]

@XxEmmanxX36 so it explodes?



[321beth321]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[TheEntrancesPie]

@TheAnimeblondie ILL TAKE TWENTY!

[CookiieMonsterrOner]

Lmao

[xRAinBOwMOdZx]

my mom will be PISS

[123patriotsfan]

ITS FUCKING PERSISTANT YA KNOW??? thumbs up if you got that reference and respond if you didn't...

[d8d7dd]

why is this funny like hell???

[lawrencedahman]

thats actually a cool toy! AHHA

[mallemall012]

this machine should have a troll face on it

[animefan7077]

I GOT 20 BUCKS IN MY HAND ILL TAKE 1

[SaiyanYoshi50]

Press it and hold

[tanjasaurus]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[dangeman100]

i want one

[KatieEllen1350]

This would keep me entertained for HOURS!!

[namakishizo]

Can't stop laughing lolololololololool

[Toadsaver56]

if you have no life then just buy this

[babyeater472]

TAKE MY MONEY

[DTAPxPhySiKZz]

Make it so when that thing pops out it hits the switch again, continuing the process

[jjtheslayer69]

this thing makes a point so its not usless

this is art

[ShinnyMew]

I don't think it likes you 0-o

[superiorsoundwave88]

i made one of those on lbp2

[guitarfull1000]

lol



[bf1942acepilot]

tape the troll face to the thing that pops out

[superiorsoundwave88]

@bf1942acepilot keeeeeeeeeeeeeep troollin trollin trooooooooooooooooooollllliiin

[NegativeNuke]

Get Out That Box Silly. No Fuck You.

[Starlucid1]

.....(Hits it with hammer) IN YOUR FACE YOU STUBBORN BASTARD!

[Sam2magnus]

I would love to have one

[YYaLLMaD]

funny

[sandvikboy94]

I keep throwing money at the screen, but nothing happens...

[xxbryan56xxtv]

I'LL TAKE 20!

[500205]

lol dude wtf..?? 

[SasukeUchiha1951]

OMG I WANT ONE WHERE DO YOU GET IT???????

[TFJack98]

cool

[iinsanebaby]

i actually wanna buy one...

[FormatxCwalk]

iUseless

[TheNorthernNalkyrie]

Shut up and take my money!

[goonate]

i would have it, just to keep it around the house, so when snoops go through my shit. this thing will be the troll c:

[nintendude24]

This actually could occupy me for days you know.

[cataclysmicnothing]

Now thats a machine that... *puts on shades* Fights the power.

[dannylamb456]

@cataclysmicnothing YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slipmad]

@cataclysmicnothing YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Redbullhondamx]

THATS AWESOME

[Hakumei2226]

OMG! I didnt know the ipad 3 was already out!

[icarly6342]

@Hakumei2226 that waz random

[superllama467]

I WANT ONE SOOO BADLY O: GIMME

[krankschaft]

shut up and take my money!

[Thechannelofnick]

Troll Bot 2.0



[DoesntLikeCake]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!! :DD

[lordtray]

I saw this shit and I was like ROFLMFAO this has to be the most awesome box ever im making one and giving it to my friend

[lordtray]

@lordtray as a birthday gift

[pksupersweet1]

WHY U NO LET ME PUSH ON?

[TwinkeTwinsTX]

this is probaly  more useful than a justin bieber CD

[Dhesyca]

I want one!!! Seriously, buy it and put it in front of an unruly child: What would happen? Keep score and see who wins!!!

[apex535]

This would entertain me for hours

:D

[TheTeChNiCaLaRt]

my mom trying to open the dorr while im fapping

[MichaelIcethorn]

I would totally buy this

this could be like a bordom releiver

[alecdepalect]

you never win :P

[legocontrollerjr]

every married man has dealt with this.

[kuncogopuncog0]

LoooL

[SecretValor]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[ChrisPawley21]

hahaha i love this xD

[ZeroStealth117]

I just love that cute little wooden box with the grumpy black arm switching itself off. Adorable. I love simple pleasures.

[mrbear222]

Error

Machine decided to not boot up



[Timsontheguy]

the nope.avi machine.

[poptartstar321]

i want 1



[74project]

LEAVE BOXY ALOOOOONEEEE I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO CALL CHRIS CROCKER

[420chance666]

that is awsome

[iammeeksy]

DOOR STUCK

[WhereAmINow5]

NO! I DON'T WANNA WORK!xD

[scissorphilip]

did you know the first version of this machine was called eve.

[jassboom]

LOL, That's things gunn be tons of fun xD

[silverbrendan]

I actually love tht!

[SamXt0]

troll switch



[LightIsABiatch]

Bitch!!!

[NERD9054]

I don't know... there's something about this that's kinda cute... Am I going crazy?

[YouGotPwnedLMAO]

please make a variation of this into a fake light switch :D

[XmenPlayTheXbox]

So...is this how you keep a blonde busy?

[skylarkicksbutt]

dum

[TheLive2sexy]

I heard that Chuck Norris turned it on and the finger thing never came out !

[winterka100]

I made one that didn't work. I can't figure out if that makes it useful or useless at being useless.

[ThiLogger]

Id love to buy this.

[PhilipinoGurl18]

after the foot kicks the lever its like telling a kid NOT to push the red button its soo irresistible

[superstarcity98]

The saddest part is...... I bet that thing could keep me entertained all day. :/

[Wildwildwes7]

i want one :D

[hipepleful]

hold it on

[mikeru98]

this would entertain me for hours XD

[tylerleblanc93]

lol pretty cool

[vampirefoxxgirl]

It's trolling you. It's like Come at me bro. LOL

[AllenzMods]

a machine built solely for the purpose of turning itself off..... i must have it.

[karlinngustafinn]

i like the part when he pushed the ticker

[Avraimel]

This brings absurd to reality and infinite subsequent mind storm. Quite a lot for the most useless machine. Well done.

[aliadas01]

will it blend?

[alecdepalect]

Man:*pushed*

machine:DUDE

Man:*pushued*

machine:DUDE!!!!!

Man:*pushed*

machine:Stop doing that freak

[theFTWnetwork]

instructable?



[XxSilentFoxX1]

its addicting!

[ormbearslayer]

i want one! can you send it to me??

[SuperDman90000]

This machine will change history as we know it......

[backscratcher2090]

How much do you sell them for if u sell them?

[JUJUNELLA]

i shall be entertained for the next 48 hours of my life with an on/off machine.

[RnJnightly]

I want one!



[xHarry777]

I WANT THIS

[CoLdZeRo92]

put an apple logo on it and people will buy it for 500$.

[johnmessi3]

@CoLdZeRo92 now stick with your HTC dumbass

[SqueezeThisPlease]

Dear Santa ...

[PeugeotvsSaxo]

how dya make this please

[93ason]

But what happens if you push it to on and hold?

[david199619]

I would buy it

[wyvernofnight]

I HAVE A USE FOR IT! Just put this in place of a light switch, sit back, and watch the hilarity!

[whak01]

turn on damn it

[iAmB1TZ]

THIS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! LOVE IT!

[Halo3noob525]

It turns itself off so you dont waste electricity! Going green!!! lol

[Lordcampi30]

YES! NO! YES! NO! YES! NO! haha =D

[MsNero69]

=)) a laughed all the time

[kdc43]

Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical!  Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical! Illogical!

[vitorgaray]

LEAVE ME ALONE!

[vandalawn]

i want one of these for a light switch

[MadHornetSeries]

Hold down the other side and then flip it

[jatman12]

1. watch it actually does something extremely amazing if it would allow you to stay on but it keeps turning itself off

2. it divides by 0 but the universe wont let it so that the universe stays around

[MengoraaGaming]

Dear Santa...

[Reuik0106]

I would totally have battles with those things!

[xXUndeadShadow166Xx]

i want one...

[wazup867]

So how much would it cost to get this?

[Skatesfy]

Touché Box  >:(

[baldurus1]

Hey, that's not an ipad. Then it can't be the most useless machine ever.

[OnlineRekz]

Dear santa...

[Annile12]

Why do you have three of these?

[rcbif101]

@Annile12 - I made them all. Each one is a little different, and each one was sold to fund the next.

[GuitarGod2492]

@rcbif101 Where can I buy one of these?

[benster500]

@rcbif101 how you make it wat did u use to make it

[MrsDreamDeamon]

omg i want one... i would be intertained for so long!!

[blaqoD]

trolling machine?

XD

[ThePacman1011]

no im sleeping dont turn me on

[Slipknotfan91x]

Where can you buy it???

[burlofreak]

:D NICE!

[emozpizzaXD]

i want one

[Snipertiger321]

Useless? More like entertaining. Rename the video, " Idiot Trap".

[DesaDonovan]

MEGALOL!!!

[PresidentDRCI]

what would happen if you turned it on???

[shadow6490]

U should rig it to say off

[pcrvg0808]

N.A.S.A. ?

[oletiptip99]

This vid should be titled "How to kill a Obsessive–compulsive person"

[1blueshe]

i could do that for hours...........

[TheCha0sC0ntr0ller]

hmm is it just me or does it sound like when you flick the switch it say's on off?

[Lunadeagua]

Loved it.

[matster139]

Why do i want one!!!!!!

[nate18871]

LOL

[arandomthot5]

challenge excepted

[MmAAAAxX]

watched another video with the sme thing before and WHAT THE FUCK THE SOUND IS PLAYED BACKWARDS !!!!!!!

[Rager611]

lmao