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  • lmao the end of the vid was hella funny...

  • Funny vid :)

  • Think I'm in love.....

  • Since when did guys where eyeliner? No,no I am sorry, I am probably not updated with the new trends.(:haha

  • i pretended i wasnt a boy to impress my mum .....

  • size?

  • That stupid Asian bitch who does these good for nothing videos is finer=(

  • This video made me laugh so hard!

  • show your chest, and give up the rest

  • Lol this made me ROTF

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.­

  • Dude I know im all late but this video is EPIC

  • Your vagina itches? Now that's an itch I can scratch. ;-)

  • ¡what a boobs! where can i get the song?

  • U like blow jobs?? I never new

  • OMG schizophrenic aleart!

  • I JUST FIGURED IT OUT! You look like Mila Kunis! I realize this video was released a few months ago and you probably won't see this comment, but this was the video I was watching when I figured it out, so I'm posting it here.

  • ur boobs hot

  • Your not cool, you make girls want to lie about being them self's.

    Respect your self stupid girls.

  • Denise, very interesting video with a good message. However, I wouldn't compare your behavior now to when you were some 14/15-year-old kid standing there. It's simple, you're one of the FEW girls who actually truely grew up. Many girls are older than you and still act like they're stuck in Junior High School (gossipy, catty, nit picky over guys, date only to impress their little bitch friends - no offense but it's true). You sent a great message to kids though.

  • y r ru boobs so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • for those who saw the comment that went by superfast, here it is.

    I LOVE biochemical engineering

    alexfjord

    6 days ago -thumbs up= 6

  • supper funny! you do a really good job! you take alot of heat from nutjobs about your boobs dont ya? lol.. What the crap people, have some maturity haha :)

  • nice boobies

  • damn this made me horny

  • super funny!!

    

  • My balls itch, mine too. Best part.

  • BE YOURSELF, BY YOURSELF, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!

  • I'm very me.

  • Wait, wait, wait. This makes no sense.

    You say "don't pretend to be something you're not" to please some one else

    But YOU pretend to be dumb to please us!!!! There is no way you are actually as dumb as you act in the videos. Because you WRITE them. if you were that dumb you wouldn't have been able to write it.

    Hypocrisy alert!

  • sorry i couldn't hear over your boobs.

  • @Christmas7995 lmaoooooooooooo

  • Every time I watch your videos I end up with a smile on my face.

  • omg not to freak you out, but i have a wicked girl crush on you. cute in the hat and so cute in the pigtails.

  • ahahaha <3 i know ppl like that, i hate them.

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BALLS THIS HURTS!HEY CAT STOP MAKING SEXY VIDEOS THIS HURT MY BALLS!

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  • @The7legacy Have fun with that fantasy, cause' i doubt she wants to make love with a pervert and a kid.

  • @The7legacy Why not keep your pervertedness to yourself? Cause' i don't think anybody wants to hear it.

  • wow, i re-watched the last few seconds like 20 times. 

  • Pigtails=Hotness

  • the last part ahahah

    let me say, you are so good at make people loving your videos. The each video is so damn smart, you have your style

    keep it up

  • dunno how the hell i ended up here but your sex appeal is suprisingly high maybe its the confidence

  • hahahahahahahaha that's funny shit right there hahahahaha

  • I wouldn't say that I've pretended to be someone I'm not, but I have tried to cover up things about myself or lied about a few things to come off as Cooler (<---- random DBZ reference for no reason).

    That was a long time ago though. Now, I say that if you don't like me for who I am, then go fuck yourself.

    Maybe that's why I don't have any friends anymore... Maybe I -should- change... Fuck that shit! Lol. (kinda) JK. :/

  • You make a really hot dude, dude.

  • WANNA BE MY VALENTINE FOR 2011?<3

  • i'll scratch ur vagina for u

  • eeeeeeeewwwwwww the last part

  • I'm not a creepy stalker face troll but I honestly liked for the ending. Am I a bad person?

  • i loved the ending. the blow job part. i would love a BJ from denise. she is sexy as the fires of hell

  • i'm sure you are smooth like butter.......down there  wink wink

  • wow. there are girls that are hott, and fine, but this girl is Gorgeous!!!! Ravishing!!!! and one other word i cant put my finger on.....................ill go with a beautiful Dame. ;) and i like her videos too. :) count me as a subscriber!!! keep up the great word Denise.

  • 3:01-3:16 funny too

  • 1:58-2:07 lol!

  • Funny. It is funny when women pretend to be men.

  • i used try to pretend i wasnt youth convict when i was 15

  • HAWT guy alert @ 0:50!! ;-)

  • I DIED LAUGHING AT THE END ROFL

  • 2:05 reminds me of that Maiden classic 'Losfer Words (Big 'Orra)' from Powerslave.

  • oh my god you would make like an amazing looking stud :) i'd hit it :)

  • Be yourself. Or Natalie Tran. Whatevs.

  • Id rather say ur beautiful or cute than hot,, oh and youre funny too.. :))

  • show ur tits

  • i didnt want girls to just like me cuz i had a big penis. so i wrapped it around my thigh and they coudlnt tell anymore

  • lmfao

  • i used play major leage baseball +D i hate base ball =/ yea me too, i only played cuz my dad forced me to=D you r funny. you no that?

  • Why is it OK to talk about your balls itching but not your vagina itching?

  • thumbs up for Denise in green! from the thumbsupMonsta!

  • thumbs up for a funny ad commercial from pig-tailed Denise! lol

  • i love you.

  • i did tht.

    ppl shouted at me: homo! homo! homo!

  • your now my favorite person everrrr

  • "she's just this girl with mental problems" lol! funny!

  • "Be yourself" is not always great advice. Examples of why I'm right; Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck. Need I go on?

  • myself is a rapist so im gonna rape u thanks for telling me to be me ;)

  • Why and how the hell are you so pretty??? Seriously, I can't get over that! (:

  • Not only are you a pretty lady, but you are also a handsome man.

  • You really should make a funny condom ad commercial

  • Ha that last part was funny...!

  • Yeah I would agree! Be your self! I'm not naming names but I see a lot of this going on.On you tube today. You tubers forget where they came from. Their heads start filling up with pride. So yes agreed Be yourself and. Don't forget where you came from.

  • you're so pretty man I want UUUUUU

  • u would be a very handsom man lol

  • GREAT VIDEO

  • hahaha that was really funny :]

    you're dating rawn??

  • oh god!!

    Denise, that was the strangest, funniest shit you have ever done :D

  • She kinda looks like Britney.

  • I have a strong feeling you enjoy Fellatio I usually get good reads on girls.

    Correct me if i'm wrong.

    It's nothing to be ashamed of. :) :)

  • "My balls itch." "My balls itch too." LMFAO

  • What about Jason Horton? How smooth are you around him? :S

  • do penis's really go into vaginas or is it just a lie that society tells us ?

  • You should be an actress

    your funny & cute

  • how come wen im myself ppl hit me ?

  • yeah sure ill be myself.....

    be myself huh ?

    myself would be like do nothing.. stay home on weekends... lol...

    but if i fake who i am i might actually be somewhere... haha..

    funny thing about being yourself when someone says that to me.. heh

    but i dont do stuff to try to impress people though i have never tried that....

    because i know that since i dont know what i am doing or saying im probably making an idiot out of myself... heh funny though..

  • damb, fine ass bitch.

  • LOL @ THE ENDING!

  • I'm a reformed rapist who only rapes women named Denise who put vlogs on youtube. You have convinced me to go back to what I love.

  • I RLY BELIEVE IT WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING THE MAN PART OMG

    i was like, that is a man, and then

  • now my balls itch

  • @duckmysik your a nasty 

  • @Elisabethlov this is how men behave on the internet, sorry

  • no offense to this girl, but her videos are so shallow i can tell what shes gonna say b4 she even says it..

  • you minded me of someone ... but younger :L:L

  • hah nice your funny and attractive

  • pigtails..yum

  • lmao!!!!

  • well it's not even that hard to talk to guys, unless he's like fabio

  • Lol i actually have MANY personalities how do i find myself?

  • I laughed so hard after the part where the dude..er..you..said, "My balls itch."

  • 16 people prefer small-breasted women.

  • hahaha will loves getting those first? comments 2nd time ive seen that :P

    "my balls itch" mega LOL

  • bewbs and pig tails, yummy yumm yumm

  • I love the pig tails. You have a cute personality. I wish you where in Toronto.

  • What!!??!!

  • has anyone ever told you that you look like mila kunis

  • @prncssdramma Yeah I would have to agree she does look a little like her. I met Mila Kunis. She is very sweet women and really down to earth. She signed my Script.

  • i did for my last boyfriend he use to make me act just plain diffrent and when i acted my self we got into fights so i acted the way he wanted becose i didnt want to lose him but i over him and inlove ^^

  • com'on now, don't just look at her breasts damn it! (some) men.... X_x

    aaaanyway :D this video was hilarious!!! also true. many of us act this way to impress the other one until we find out it's not worth the effort :) and we learn

  • UR FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I told my current boyfriend I loved Led Zepplin. Then I felt obligated to listen to a song and now I love Led Zepplin for real. Call it a success story if you will.

  • Denise, did you lose weight? Your looking thin!

  • damn, the ending, lmfao

  • Can this be one of those comments that you're not grossed out by !?!?!?!?!

  • Well now let me see, Hmmm I have to be honest and say you're hot stuff like the sun. (so sue me for been a male), It's good to see open minded girls, because there is way to many idiot girls (and men) on this earth..and you tube.

    Thumbs up.

  • @WhattsHisName only idiots on youtube say thumbs up tho

  • lol!!! I love ur vids!

    ps ur too hot to want to be anybody else but urself.

  • i cant be myself. the other personalities fight too much >_>

  • when are you going to do a mom impersonation video??? We haven't seen her in a while! please? :) thnx

  • Why would he say his balls itch? He sounds like a douche.

  • I don't get it you're hot why do you have to be yourself also check out my band baby giraffes I think you will like it since you're such a big fan of rock music

  • OMG Denise! You blew Michael?!?!?

    What?!?!? It isn't real?!?!?

    Boy! do I feel foolish!

  • Pretending to be somebody else is for actors.

  • I Love the premise of this video. An After School Special, Staring Denise, About Denise: Be Yourself! A look into the pressures of being someone else to please others, or an adolescent crush. What makes this so good is how Denise is so pleased that she knows she has this problem, and how she plays not only her younger self in a reenactment scene, but she also plays the male role and the voice of the best friend, who she claims to be mentally challenged. Very well done Denise, IMHO.

  • I Love the premise of this video. An After School Special, Staring Denise, About Denise: Be Yourself! A look into the pressures of being someone else to please others, or an adolescent crush. What makes this so good is how Denise is so pleased that she knows she has this problem, and how she plays not only her younger self in a reenactment scene, but she also plays the male role and the voice of the best friend, who she claims to be mentally challenged. Very well done Denise, IMHO.

  • lmao at the ending.

  • ur hot

    

  • but I like it when you pretend to be your mom.

  • "My balls itch too" 

  • I like your curtains in the background. They are cool:P

  • how can you dislike this? you dum dums

  • my balls itch too....Lol!!!

  • I would have to say the last 3 seconds of this video were the best. The blowjob part. :P

  • love you in ponytales

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  • I pretended to like folk dancing to get close to this polka enthusiast. I spent every sunday night for 3 months in the basement of the polish-american center folk dancing to songs like " I don't want her. You can have her. She's too fat for me! She's too fat for me! She's too fat for me.... ". Well,you get my point. My dancing mate -- the focus of my passion,and I were the only ones in the room under the age of 60. She was really beautiful--but,nobody is that beautiful. It did'nt last.

  • who is the actor who played michael? you should use him more in vidz

  • @DaveyD4419 Wow Lmao. That's her with her hair in the hat..

  • Jajajaja I love this video because it happend to me!! Love you Denise!

  • You know it...I'm sure I still act all different when trying to impress someone! Just got a new position at work anf i'm surrounded by these amazing guys and I act like a complete goof around them,!!!

  • ...my vagina itches...

  • i hate baseball too!

    LOL i- i - im missing the britteny spears concert!!!!

  • Can I be an article of your clothing? But not your socks. I don't do feet.

  • i love you !!!! 0_o

  • haha funny vid but very true

  • Denise, you are smoooooth like Smart Balalnce...

  • you are damn sexy.

  • you HAve some Nice tits

    

  • You just reminded me of an old joke. How can you spot the head nurse in the hospital? She is the one with the dirty knees. ;)

  • wow, I feel like I just saw lindsay lohan's new girlfriend, er boyfriend, er, I do not know but I highly recommend knee pads. :D

  • Be all that you can be!!!! Find your future, in the aaaarrrrmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy. See your recruiter now!

  • yea haha but then i became what i was pretending to b rlly weird

  • Britney is the shit :-)

  • I love your acting!

    I LOL'd so hard at the ball itching part.

    Yeah before in middle I tried to be someone I wasn't, but then I learned to just be myself

  • @ImJustSeb Yes! Denise needs to do stand up or write comedy. She had the teen dude down pat.

  • As soon as you said you liked rock music, I thought for sure Audioslave was going to come on. They had a song "be yourself."

    You need to move next to Shaycarl and Carlie Styles, and join in the fun there. You'd fit in pretty well---and the kids would love you. That way I can start calling you Denisetard!!!

  • your family asks you if you're not crazy about talking to herself?

  • "my balls itch too" rotfl

  • That dude was kinda hot....

  • i wanna be myself with yourself ... and self eachother for hours ... i love you beautiful

  • Balls itch lol -- Yeah, Britney is all right.

  • Oh baby.

  • you should run a career as a pornstar

  • ROFLMAO!

    Your what itches? He was so shocked...and sincerely troubled. That was funny.

    

  • hahaahahaah this made me laugh

  • i mean my vagina itches.... lmao

    I'm still waiting for a girl to say that to me. hopefully it won't happen haha

  • LOL "Show me how much you like blowjobs" "... Okayy."

  • "My balls itch too..." Hahaah, awesome job Denise :).

  • Doesn't always work. Hitler was just being himself = |

  • well you were into some charming guys Denise..

  • LOVE YOUR VIDEOS Love your hair , you're very pretty :)

  • GO BRITNEY <3 :D