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  • That's because the t word is icky. ;-) And plus you don't want other people to know what your doing in there. ;-)

  • The only difference between Republican and Democratic Foreign Policy is that Liberals allow Democrats to get away with the same old shit that Republicans do. Democrats and liberals just have a different style of selling the same wars.

  • Anybody calling himself PatriotsRepublic is clearly going to have a nerve hit by this video. I'm not even bothering to search back through comments to see what this person wrote, his mentality is implied in the name.

    And Ron Paul? Pointless to distinguish between Republicans and Democrats, but Ron Paul is going to save us? Ron Paul is just a mildly mutated Republican. At best Ron Paul is to Republicans what the Mormons are to Christianity. While I'm at it, fuck Mitt Romney too.

  • He... Looks like a man...??

  • Ohmigosh, he's dressed like a dude! LOL. Hilarious

  • lmao im american but i can always laugh at his language diff. jokes

  • Wow. He looks a lot different than he does in Dressed to Kill.

  • @Sigma16Productions well this was about 10 years after Dressed to kill.

  • "Speak softly and carry a military-industrial stick."

    That's the quote he was looking for, right?

  • @DDSeever No no no it's "Speak sexy and carry a vibrating stick." Wait what kind of fucking were you going for? I must have got them switched up...

  • Nice TV Eddie Looks like a 76 year-old man thanks to your awesome TV!

  • Its wrong to group people into simple labels such as Republican or Democrat, especially these days when they seem to have lost their way. They are both protectors of American war criminals, they both give aid to dictators, they both drive up the debt while devaluing the dollar.

    What is the real difference between them?

    Ron Paul 2012!

  • Hola accept the halariousness that ish Eddie Izzard! No mater what you are. Thank you.

  • We call it the bathroom because we're very general about everything XDD

  • The earlier stage of the "transvestite" helped get him views and attention. Look, we're all still talking about it, so he got attention. :) Good job Eddie.

  • wwwwoooooowww Eddie's a MAN!!

  • "I hate americans but I never met an american i didnt like"

    haha

  • Now, the Democrats are saying sorry... then they hit them.... apologize.... hit them.... apologize.... and hit them..... and apologize..... and hit them..... repeat as necessary to confuse people to thinking that you're nice and not just like Republicans. At least Republicans are honest warmongers.... deceitful warmongers who lie and say they hate war while bombing someone's capital or hovel or aspirin factory is just as evil... if not more.

  • @PatriotsRepublic Aspirin factory? what the hell did I miss?

  • @Alexhackedone Dude, seriously? Look up "Bill Clinton Bombs an Aspirin Factory" on Google. Its the first result.

  • @PatriotsRepublic Uh-huh. And seeing Russia from Alaska makes you a foreign policy expert, right?

  • @PatriotsRepublic Can you maybe just laugh a little and stop turning a youtube video into a serious political debate? To answer your question though, it's a sore point because basing your foreign experience on the fact that you can see another country is insane. It's kind of like saying that "What do you read?" is a trick question. Believe it or not, American was in a heap of problems BEFORE Obama. Of course it's always the Liberals fault by your logic.

  • @PatriotsRepublic maybe your problem is thinking you're the best even when you weren't at any point in time? Yeah, I know, patriotism is the only thing which can hold such diverse country as yours together.

  • @PatriotsRepublic - chill the F**k out!! You're having a political debate over a comedy routine? That's what's wrong with this country. You don't laugh enough. Really, don't get on Comedy sites and do this. How embarrassing for you.  Just enjoy Eddie Izzard!!!

  • @squamish4244 Did Tina Fey run for something when I wasn't looking?

  • I love Eddie Izzard. He's wonderful!

  • so in england, you say, "i have to use the toilet"? that just sounds weird to me. lol

  • @creamyfilling102 Yup. Or "I have to use the loo" if people don't want to say toilet.

  • I love how the lady in the audience quotes Roosevelt when asked about Eisenhower's anti-military complex policy. Proving yet again that a random British man knows more about American policies than an entire room of Americans.

  • @Dashwsk Yes,i live right in the middle of it,{Ohio} and trust me,its the dumbest advanced nation in the world.The part that really tickles me is that New Yorkers and many other inhabitants of our largest cities call the area i live in,"THE PART YOU FLY OVER TO GET TO WHERE THE REAL, OR SMART PEOPLE LIVE" when clearly,the most unreal and stupid people I see on a daily basis are city dwellers,as evidenced by the dumb bimbo who shouts out. Muricans dont care if their right,just that their loudest

  • @virtualjones that last line is one of the quotes of the century!

  • @lymphnodeswell ty,and oddly enough,after going back and looking at it.i realize i misused the word "their" twice in that last sentence,only further driving home my overall point! lmmfao

  • @Dashwsk If you listen closely, someone in the audience says "the military industrial complex".

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  • @lucariololol Transvestites like to wear female clothes. He is not a transsexual.

  • lol @ the ending where the woman decides to show off her smarts quoting Roosevelt and everyone started going "noo... no."

  • X3 Republican Mississippian and I LOVE this man. Keep on rockin' Eddie.

  • "I hate Americans but I've never met one I didn't like!"

  • My entire family refuses to say bathroom, their tragicaly blunt.

  • I love you Mr.IzZard...too funny for this world...

  • Wow why can't people just enjoy comedy without spitting bullets at each other + arguing about world wars in the comment section like being a twat on youtube actually has an impact on the world.

  • YEAH! Go Eddie Liberals rock!

  • there is a toy in toilet

  • i didn't know that the only funny peple on earth were of the straight male species! thats why i love this sight, you learn so much from all these educated people!

  • @butchfrombaxter Here's something else to learn then, how to spell the word 'site' lol.

  • I do not care what he is wearing. And if he is gay, trans, lesb.. who care!!!!

    His personality!!!!! They way he stands up !!!!

    Love him!

  • Nah Eddie knows when to stop.

    A guy in his 20s and 30s in dazzling drag is awesome for him, but in the 40s and 50s it's just kinda sad.

  • That idiot woman at the end ruined the whole thing for me.

  • fuck this, stupid americans with their bloody conservative minds....in order to be better received there, Eddie was forced to .... well....alter his view and appearance...I hate it :(

  • @draganov Actually, he was doing a TV show called The Riches, and thats what his character looks like, I think they canceled the show because it didn't get good enough ratings

  • @draganov

    how do you figure? Most of us, at least the ones who care at all about british comedy, would rather see him in a dress. Personally i just want to hear him because he's brilliant. He could wear a shopping bag dress and half a pumpkin as a hat i'd still laugh my ass off.

  • @z3r0t0l3r4ns I don't care what he wears as well, but I admit that I would rather see him in his more common outlook :) What bothers me is if he alters his outfit, he might also alter his way of saying things, to be more ... well, politically correct. I don't know for sure, haven't seen his last shows...yet ;)

    But you can't enjoy him in full, if you don't see him, mate, part of his brilliance are his mimics :)

  • @draganov way to spell it wrong its drugunov

  • @gunslinger2142 nope, it's not ;) As you might, or might not know, both DragUnov (the rifle) and DragAnov are simply family names (last names) in East European countries, including Russia ;) So it's not the gun, it's my name and it is spelled exactly like this ;)

  • @gunslinger2142 Double fail, broski, it's Dragunov. That is, if you're looking for the sniper rifle.

    If you're looking for the band Drugunov then it is indeed spelled correctly.

  • @z3r0t0l3r4ns You mean, you wouldn't laugh at him wearing a shopping bag and a pumpkin normally?

  • We've got so many whips, you have no idea

  • its funnier when he is in drag! I miss that

  • I just call it the shitter.

  • omg 21 idiots missed the like button

  • I'll whip you! I'll whip you! We've got so many whips you won't...! Lol

  • I, personally, say restroom. Though depending on your purpose for sitting (I'm female) there's not much resting involved lol

  • Perhaps.. and I'm just putting this out there.. it doesn't particularly matter what clothes he wears or who he has sex with. The only time I realise what clothes he's wearing is when he mentions it in his comedy. We all have our idiosyncrasies, after all.

  • yeah,i like him better in womens clothing.after watching him in womens then mens its so weird.looks so not like him

  • I think he seems a little more comfortable in drag. He's a little stiff in here. He's not a bad looking guy, in or out of drag, though! :D

  • it's a toilet.... just get real !!!

  • I've actually seen a bathtub in a nightclub restroom. Of course, it was in Osaka, so make of that what you will.

  • "We've got so many whips..."

  • he's so much better in drag:D

  • . . well you don't rest in a restroom either!!!

  • @SanguineBullet667 Very good point. I'm an American who proudly says "bathroom".

  • hes changed so much in his new vids

  • What if there are more than one toliet??? EDDIE!!!!!

    I love this!!!!

  • Eddie is the best

  • I love Eddie Izzard. I want to be his best friend :-P

  • To the people who are saying that Eddie isn't a lesbian. First of all, I know that he isn't but thats a reference to HIS OWN BIT. He has a line in an earlier show about how transvestites are sort of like male lesbians.

  • <3<3<3<3

  • hil po

  • Someone might have asked already, but, when is this from?

  • Sorry, Eddie, what? Couldn't hear you over the fact that you weren't wearing heels and some form of fanciful blouse and skirt or dress.

    The 'Stache looks weird on him...

  • LOL

    Some lady in the audience is somewhat ill informed as to the meaning of the word "conglomerate".

  • she doesnt know history either, he was referring to the warning about the military industrial complex

  • I was trying to pay attention to the comedy, but ...but!!! He's wearing boy clothes with facial hair and no pretty makeup?! It was so odd... Sounded like Eddie, didn't look like Eddie... @@? Wonder why the change?

  • well its new york, so cross-dressing is not exactly a hanging offense., but ,you know, its new york.

  • lol He's one of the men that I think would have invented heels in the 1600s. lol It's nice to see boys torture themselves again... "in heels, no less." ^_~

  • @MrandMrsMcG yer i know, i loved it wen he wore makeup ;). oh well :(. Maybe he just fancied bein in ' boy mode' for a bit *sigh sadly*. still love him tho.

  • @MrandMrsMcG I guess he just kinda 'grew out of it'.

  • @MrandMrsMcG Sometimes he likes to go blokey mode...

  • @MrandMrsMcG I think it's because he is performing in the US and, you know how uptight people are in this country?

  • @atchisrj1 He was in New York. There are 2 Americas. There is the progressive america which believes in things like science, stem cell research to save lives, helping eachother, not invading other countries for greed. And then there are the braindead people who believe all the fucking lies the republicons tell them.

  • @Teremei I'm a Republican.

  • @atchisrj1

    that's too bad

  • @mk2389 Republican doesn't mean close-minded nor, that one endorses invasion. A true Republican is for small government, personal Liberty and, a humble foreign policy. I for one am fighting to take back the party.

  • @mk2389 Ok what has obama done that was SOOOO great that now everyone is democratic.

  • @YuiKibaKen

    If you read my comment again, you will see that I have not mentioned the president anywhere in it. Don't know why you're bringing him up, dumbass.

  • @mk2389 yeah but ur all upset at republicans and the democrats are no better....

  • @YuiKibaKen

    Never mentioned democrats, either.

  • @Teremei I agree.

  • Are there any grown up people making comments around here?

  • @varflane No.

  • @varflane No, it's Youtube.

  • I love scrolling just a little bit down from the video, and seeing the commentary discussion has nothing to do with said video. Any time a comedian says the word "America", there's a debate raging about something or other, but never what the comedian said. Today, it's... gay marriage? Crazy.

  • Jesus H christ. Ease up people, it's freakin comedy.

    Honestly, so tight-assed...

  • We've got so many whips you won't... You!

  • This is crazy funny!

  • he's pretty wise

  • Wow, the republican foreign policy is "Pop the Weasel"?

    :)

    Ok, it's sayin' something else, but...pop, pop, pop...wip,wip, wip...

  • Mr. Izzard is referring to the "military-industrial complex". Too bad the idiot in the audience hasn't a clue and instead gives us a quote from Teddy Roosevelt "speak softly but carry a big stick". Moron. Americans need to learn their own fucking history. Hey America, look up a Marine name Smedley Butler!

  • I think Butler would have said... "Speak softly and carry a M1903." ; )

  • I think Butler would have said "Speak softly and STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OTHER COUNTRIES, IT'S LIKE RAPE YOU KNOW!!! I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!!!!" And then he'd write a book.

  • A small majority of Americans need to learn their own very interesting history.

    See the correction here?

  • wow, what a massive leap. 1 American at a comedy club who has been drinking (most likely, thats what i do anyways), makes an incorrect quote and all americans are idiots and don't know there own history... nice.

  • and after reviewing your YouTube page, I see why you made that comment.

    You are a big government whore.

  • On the contrary I believe in Classical Liberalism and Jeffersonian principles, not that you'd know what that means.

  • I find it hard to believe that you are a libertarian given your pro-government sentiment.

    You're probably about as Classical Liberal, Jeffersonian as Glenn Beck - which is to say only when you think it serves your argument. You are a dishonest man for saying as much or perhaps you actually think you are a Classical Liberal, Jeffersonian - in which case: you are DEAD WRONG and are exactly the type of American who needs to learn the history of his own country!

  • believe what you want.

  • Amazing isn't it, how many people confuse 'transvestite' with 'homosexual'. For those that haven't watched enough Eddie to have heard him state it, 'male lesbian' is where his sexuality stands.

    Basically, he's a straight guy that just likes wearing women's clothing - and looks great doing so. Agreed though, Axel, he does look strange in men's clothing lol.

    Eddie Izzard, regardless of what he's wearing, is hilarious :)

  • @TehZedaj

    It's cute that you're seemingly annoyed by people not understanding the difference between "homosexual" and "transvestite" but you accept that someone could be a "male lesbian". That term is actually offensive to Lesbians for the simple fact that in our community, misinformation is dangerous.

    The definition of a Lesbian is a Woman who loves Women. Exclusively. Period.

    Eddie doesn't qualify. The skank in your porno doesn't qualify. Only Women who love women exclusively qualify.

  • @brainwashedmasses - Would there be any chance that you might be able to punctuate your work correctly next time? You might be a lezzer, but that does not excuse shit English skills, me luv!

  • @TehZedaj Hey,

    ur justt rite! his view is ''if women can were mens clothing, then why cant men were womens clothes?''

  • @TehZedaj I never knew the difference until I became a fan and I started reading the posts.

  • @TehZedaj

    well...thanks for explaining the world..but i guess when u just DRess As a Girl u r a drag (queen) i suppose....transvestite means gender change..boobies...and what the heck? male lesbian? dnt expect the mainstream to go into the depth of sexual alternatives...thats a topic for those who have to lol

  • @moghedian7

    ".transvestite means gender change"

    No, TRANSSEXUAL means changer change. Transvestite means a man wearing women's close (vestite, as in vestments, clothes).

    A drag queen is a gay man that wears women's clothes.

  • @TehZedaj omg he does look strange in mens clouthing! i almost htought it was some one ealse

  • @TehZedaj I like the way he looks as a tranny.

  • Jesus, Bill....

  • only in an Eddie Izzard video will there be a title combing these two things :)

  • ur right, we are pretty hostile to our host

  • he looks WEEIIIRRDDD in men's clothing D:

    PUT ON THE STILETTOS, EDDIE!! ;^;

  • I had a teacher who wouldn't let us go to the toilet if we said bathroom (we'd have to correct ourselves first). xD

  • Where I come from it is a toilet, loo or bog. If I owned a hotel or pub and an american asked to use the bathroom, I would show them a room with a bath in and no toilet, and say well that's what you asked for dumbass?

  • It's called language. That is like an American saying, "If i owned a hotel or a bar and a British person asked for fish and chips, I would give him a salmon and a bag of Lays, and say, Well that's what you asked for, dumbass." not every country has the same names for everything.

  • Hit em with sticks

  • ick i hate him in mens clothes he looks so much better in drag

  • actually there are gay animals... its just a bit hard for them to reproduce...

  • well yeah of course, the whole point of our existence is to reproduce so i guess ure partly right, but it has however been proven that homosexuality is a common feature in nature and is therefore somewhat natural... just let the gays gay out all they want i mean theyre not gonna make gay babies thats for sure...

  • ur right. Let the gays be gay and the straight be straight. I just started looking up homosexuality in the animal kingdom and you are right. I guess Hormones and Genes are pretty weak to be influenced so easily. I read that lions, chimps, dogs, penguins also engage in gayness so i guess its a normal occurance, just a bit minor. Just keep that shit away from me!!! Lol ill try not to be homophobic.

  • ppl chill. i just think womens clothes and makeup looks better on him. he's not gay. stop talking about homophobia it makes u seem more homophobic. he's not hurting anyone by dressing like a woman and if u don't like don't look at it.

  • plz excuse my homophobia. lol

    Eddie is a great comedian and i will leave it at that. If he likes to dress as a women, thats his business. U r right, he isnt hurting anyone.

  • It's been theorized that homosexuality in animals increases when the population gets too big, as a way of slowing its growth--kind of a self-limiting failsafe. It would make quite a bit of sense if that were the case with humans, too, since we're just a rather more evolved mammal.

  • that actually does make sense.... intriguing.

  • @SpamWarrior3000 That's what I think, too! I think it's totally a part of nature and a way to keep the population in check. So, glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

  • So not having children goes against nature?

    There are so many wrongs with your argument.

    You can be gay and have children. This may sound uncivilized to you, but most people have sex for the sake of sex and not for reproduction.

    Surely you can think of far more uncivilized things than being gay. Waging war, for example.

    You may not believe in some god. But you are as hateful and love-less as Jesus. You would make a model Christian.

  • Oh hello "god"

  • you know theres only one alpha in every group right? That means the majority are a little less macho and maybe there are a few who are effeminate. most things in nature are bell-curved like that. I don't think Eddie is an alpha, IIRC he said something to that effect himself.

  • But is he an alpha transvestite? =P

  • That is beyond my level of knowledge. You should probably ask his pack.

  • @hezzitater22 same it kinda scares me when he wears mens clothes

  • In England it's lavatory for posh types, but where I live toilet, shitter, bog, loo.

  • I think "toilet-room" would be the best way of describing it.

    Oh my God, I just reaslised that describe means "to remove from script" I just got that. you can laugh at me if you want

  • Hey, you're right! OoO

    Laugh at me, too.

  • Hah! Republican foreign policy...the whole world has seen the stupidity of American foreign policy, it's now fodder for comedians! LOL

  • Sounds like someone in the audience got Eisenhower confused with Teddy R.

  • Embarrassing ending... none of the American audience could fill in the phrase he was going for, "military-industrial complex"... why is it foreigners always seem to know our policies better than we do.

  • No kidding. For all the jokes people make about cab drivers in NYC and DC, I've found that they usually know more about world affairs than most passengers.

  • Should we be surprised that foreigners know the foreign policy better?

  • I don't like to say bathroom either. I rather call it the restroom or the head depending on the situation.

  • i ask where the shitter is...