The only difference between Republican and Democratic Foreign Policy is that Liberals allow Democrats to get away with the same old shit that Republicans do. Democrats and liberals just have a different style of selling the same wars.
Anybody calling himself PatriotsRepublic is clearly going to have a nerve hit by this video. I'm not even bothering to search back through comments to see what this person wrote, his mentality is implied in the name.
And Ron Paul? Pointless to distinguish between Republicans and Democrats, but Ron Paul is going to save us? Ron Paul is just a mildly mutated Republican. At best Ron Paul is to Republicans what the Mormons are to Christianity. While I'm at it, fuck Mitt Romney too.
Its wrong to group people into simple labels such as Republican or Democrat, especially these days when they seem to have lost their way. They are both protectors of American war criminals, they both give aid to dictators, they both drive up the debt while devaluing the dollar.
The earlier stage of the "transvestite" helped get him views and attention. Look, we're all still talking about it, so he got attention. :) Good job Eddie.
Now, the Democrats are saying sorry... then they hit them.... apologize.... hit them.... apologize.... and hit them..... and apologize..... and hit them..... repeat as necessary to confuse people to thinking that you're nice and not just like Republicans. At least Republicans are honest warmongers.... deceitful warmongers who lie and say they hate war while bombing someone's capital or hovel or aspirin factory is just as evil... if not more.
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@squamish4244 why is it such a sore point with you friggin Liberals that a person can see Russia from some point in Alaska? I mean, is it because your house boy Obama had less foreign policy experience than Palin, and even after two and a half years in office... has proved to the world what a complete fool and incompetent boob he really is? I mean your boy has fucked up so bad that I'd be surprised if his actions in Pakistan didn't push us further into a Cold War with China... oop, it did!
@PatriotsRepublic Can you maybe just laugh a little and stop turning a youtube video into a serious political debate? To answer your question though, it's a sore point because basing your foreign experience on the fact that you can see another country is insane. It's kind of like saying that "What do you read?" is a trick question. Believe it or not, American was in a heap of problems BEFORE Obama. Of course it's always the Liberals fault by your logic.
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@jayers2 well, actually, you're only half right... Obama (as a liberal) has been worse than any other liberal who was on the Democrat ticket would have been....but, not by much.... however, it is progressive policies from the both sides of the false dichotomy that Americans have been duped by that are killing Americans and losing us our place as greatest economy on Earth. Hell, we're only the greatest economy on Earth, in SPITE of the policies of both sides... not because. What little freedom...
@PatriotsRepublic maybe your problem is thinking you're the best even when you weren't at any point in time? Yeah, I know, patriotism is the only thing which can hold such diverse country as yours together.
@PatriotsRepublic - chill the F**k out!! You're having a political debate over a comedy routine? That's what's wrong with this country. You don't laugh enough. Really, don't get on Comedy sites and do this. How embarrassing for you. Just enjoy Eddie Izzard!!!
I love how the lady in the audience quotes Roosevelt when asked about Eisenhower's anti-military complex policy. Proving yet again that a random British man knows more about American policies than an entire room of Americans.
@Dashwsk Yes,i live right in the middle of it,{Ohio} and trust me,its the dumbest advanced nation in the world.The part that really tickles me is that New Yorkers and many other inhabitants of our largest cities call the area i live in,"THE PART YOU FLY OVER TO GET TO WHERE THE REAL, OR SMART PEOPLE LIVE" when clearly,the most unreal and stupid people I see on a daily basis are city dwellers,as evidenced by the dumb bimbo who shouts out. Muricans dont care if their right,just that their loudest
@lymphnodeswell ty,and oddly enough,after going back and looking at it.i realize i misused the word "their" twice in that last sentence,only further driving home my overall point! lmmfao
Wow why can't people just enjoy comedy without spitting bullets at each other + arguing about world wars in the comment section like being a twat on youtube actually has an impact on the world.
i didn't know that the only funny peple on earth were of the straight male species! thats why i love this sight, you learn so much from all these educated people!
fuck this, stupid americans with their bloody conservative minds....in order to be better received there, Eddie was forced to .... well....alter his view and appearance...I hate it :(
@draganov Actually, he was doing a TV show called The Riches, and thats what his character looks like, I think they canceled the show because it didn't get good enough ratings
how do you figure? Most of us, at least the ones who care at all about british comedy, would rather see him in a dress. Personally i just want to hear him because he's brilliant. He could wear a shopping bag dress and half a pumpkin as a hat i'd still laugh my ass off.
@z3r0t0l3r4ns I don't care what he wears as well, but I admit that I would rather see him in his more common outlook :) What bothers me is if he alters his outfit, he might also alter his way of saying things, to be more ... well, politically correct. I don't know for sure, haven't seen his last shows...yet ;)
But you can't enjoy him in full, if you don't see him, mate, part of his brilliance are his mimics :)
@gunslinger2142 nope, it's not ;) As you might, or might not know, both DragUnov (the rifle) and DragAnov are simply family names (last names) in East European countries, including Russia ;) So it's not the gun, it's my name and it is spelled exactly like this ;)
Perhaps.. and I'm just putting this out there.. it doesn't particularly matter what clothes he wears or who he has sex with. The only time I realise what clothes he's wearing is when he mentions it in his comedy. We all have our idiosyncrasies, after all.
To the people who are saying that Eddie isn't a lesbian. First of all, I know that he isn't but thats a reference to HIS OWN BIT. He has a line in an earlier show about how transvestites are sort of like male lesbians.
I was trying to pay attention to the comedy, but ...but!!! He's wearing boy clothes with facial hair and no pretty makeup?! It was so odd... Sounded like Eddie, didn't look like Eddie... @@? Wonder why the change?
lol He's one of the men that I think would have invented heels in the 1600s. lol It's nice to see boys torture themselves again... "in heels, no less." ^_~
@MrandMrsMcG yer i know, i loved it wen he wore makeup ;). oh well :(. Maybe he just fancied bein in ' boy mode' for a bit *sigh sadly*. still love him tho.
@atchisrj1 He was in New York. There are 2 Americas. There is the progressive america which believes in things like science, stem cell research to save lives, helping eachother, not invading other countries for greed. And then there are the braindead people who believe all the fucking lies the republicons tell them.
@mk2389 Republican doesn't mean close-minded nor, that one endorses invasion. A true Republican is for small government, personal Liberty and, a humble foreign policy. I for one am fighting to take back the party.
I love scrolling just a little bit down from the video, and seeing the commentary discussion has nothing to do with said video. Any time a comedian says the word "America", there's a debate raging about something or other, but never what the comedian said. Today, it's... gay marriage? Crazy.
Mr. Izzard is referring to the "military-industrial complex". Too bad the idiot in the audience hasn't a clue and instead gives us a quote from Teddy Roosevelt "speak softly but carry a big stick". Moron. Americans need to learn their own fucking history. Hey America, look up a Marine name Smedley Butler!
I think Butler would have said "Speak softly and STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OTHER COUNTRIES, IT'S LIKE RAPE YOU KNOW!!! I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!!!!" And then he'd write a book.
wow, what a massive leap. 1 American at a comedy club who has been drinking (most likely, thats what i do anyways), makes an incorrect quote and all americans are idiots and don't know there own history... nice.
fuck off, your talking about the military industrial complex like you have a fuckin clue, then your goin on about how we should learn our own history...idiot
I find it hard to believe that you are a libertarian given your pro-government sentiment.
You're probably about as Classical Liberal, Jeffersonian as Glenn Beck - which is to say only when you think it serves your argument. You are a dishonest man for saying as much or perhaps you actually think you are a Classical Liberal, Jeffersonian - in which case: you are DEAD WRONG and are exactly the type of American who needs to learn the history of his own country!
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You don't even know who I am you cocksucker. Your the type of retard who thinks he knows more about America than Americans. My point was, you don't even know what the military industrial complex is.
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I am a United States citizen AND I am former military so shut the hell up, poge. I'll let President Dwight D. Eisenhower explain the military industrial complex to you, so pay attention:
you really want your country in a perpetual state of war? you want the national debt to do nothing but climb, making the earnings you and I both receive worth less every year? Or is it all OK just as long as you can stick out your chest and be a "proud american"? Do yourself a favor and get outside your comfort zone. travel. visit Switzerland at least. they haven't been invaded in 500 years b/c they're neutral, well armed, and respect personal freedoms. Read Atlas Shrugged. Study Austrian econ.
Fuck off ignoramus, I already called your bluff about being in the military, and I lose all respect for people who lie and claim that they were in. And for your info Switzerland is a piece of shit country that routinely does international business with dictators and communist countries like North Korea and the Nazi's.
You don't want to discuss the issue so I'll leave the burden on you: why don't you explain the military industrial complex and it's influence on the economy and foreign policy.
As for my military service, I really don't care what you think. I'm just a guy on the internet, but I seem to have rattled your insecure ass quite a bit.
You seem to me to be a wannabe-hardass with all those door-kicker videos on your page.
Real men don't pretend to be other men...no but you sure fucking do you cocksucker. Go fuck yourself.
That's just low man, lying about being in the military. Fucking low. I called your bluff because I'm used to dealing with idiots like you. Go take your conspiracies and shove it.
Amazing isn't it, how many people confuse 'transvestite' with 'homosexual'. For those that haven't watched enough Eddie to have heard him state it, 'male lesbian' is where his sexuality stands.
Basically, he's a straight guy that just likes wearing women's clothing - and looks great doing so. Agreed though, Axel, he does look strange in men's clothing lol.
Eddie Izzard, regardless of what he's wearing, is hilarious :)
It's cute that you're seemingly annoyed by people not understanding the difference between "homosexual" and "transvestite" but you accept that someone could be a "male lesbian". That term is actually offensive to Lesbians for the simple fact that in our community, misinformation is dangerous.
The definition of a Lesbian is a Woman who loves Women. Exclusively. Period.
Eddie doesn't qualify. The skank in your porno doesn't qualify. Only Women who love women exclusively qualify.
@brainwashedmasses - Would there be any chance that you might be able to punctuate your work correctly next time? You might be a lezzer, but that does not excuse shit English skills, me luv!
well...thanks for explaining the world..but i guess when u just DRess As a Girl u r a drag (queen) i suppose....transvestite means gender change..boobies...and what the heck? male lesbian? dnt expect the mainstream to go into the depth of sexual alternatives...thats a topic for those who have to lol
Where I come from it is a toilet, loo or bog. If I owned a hotel or pub and an american asked to use the bathroom, I would show them a room with a bath in and no toilet, and say well that's what you asked for dumbass?
It's called language. That is like an American saying, "If i owned a hotel or a bar and a British person asked for fish and chips, I would give him a salmon and a bag of Lays, and say, Well that's what you asked for, dumbass." not every country has the same names for everything.
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Why? A man should be a man and a women should be a women. Do you think Alpha male lions or gorillas go around acting gay? I can actually look at him when he is hetero looking. Otherwise he looks like a ugly, manish-grandma, with too much make up and sasquatch feet.
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I dont agree with you that animals are gay. I do feel that certain animals, if repressed enough, will hump anything that walks... even masturbate. But im sure they would much rather hump a girl. But those that do turn out gay, at least their gay genes are not spread and their lineage ends with their weak link. I dont beleive in a God, but i do beleive in nature and civilized conduct. Homosexuality is not compatible with nature because it goes directly against The circle of life.
well yeah of course, the whole point of our existence is to reproduce so i guess ure partly right, but it has however been proven that homosexuality is a common feature in nature and is therefore somewhat natural... just let the gays gay out all they want i mean theyre not gonna make gay babies thats for sure...
ur right. Let the gays be gay and the straight be straight. I just started looking up homosexuality in the animal kingdom and you are right. I guess Hormones and Genes are pretty weak to be influenced so easily. I read that lions, chimps, dogs, penguins also engage in gayness so i guess its a normal occurance, just a bit minor. Just keep that shit away from me!!! Lol ill try not to be homophobic.
ppl chill. i just think womens clothes and makeup looks better on him. he's not gay. stop talking about homophobia it makes u seem more homophobic. he's not hurting anyone by dressing like a woman and if u don't like don't look at it.
It's been theorized that homosexuality in animals increases when the population gets too big, as a way of slowing its growth--kind of a self-limiting failsafe. It would make quite a bit of sense if that were the case with humans, too, since we're just a rather more evolved mammal.
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I would like to further investigate this, being that I had this hypothesis come out of me in a debate with a more conservative individual. Do you have source information I might be able to check out?
@SpamWarrior3000 That's what I think, too! I think it's totally a part of nature and a way to keep the population in check. So, glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
you know theres only one alpha in every group right? That means the majority are a little less macho and maybe there are a few who are effeminate. most things in nature are bell-curved like that. I don't think Eddie is an alpha, IIRC he said something to that effect himself.
Embarrassing ending... none of the American audience could fill in the phrase he was going for, "military-industrial complex"... why is it foreigners always seem to know our policies better than we do.
No kidding. For all the jokes people make about cab drivers in NYC and DC, I've found that they usually know more about world affairs than most passengers.
That's because the t word is icky. ;-) And plus you don't want other people to know what your doing in there. ;-)
MistressArte 1 week ago in playlist Eddie Izzard
The only difference between Republican and Democratic Foreign Policy is that Liberals allow Democrats to get away with the same old shit that Republicans do. Democrats and liberals just have a different style of selling the same wars.
hardinmichael1981 1 month ago
Anybody calling himself PatriotsRepublic is clearly going to have a nerve hit by this video. I'm not even bothering to search back through comments to see what this person wrote, his mentality is implied in the name.
And Ron Paul? Pointless to distinguish between Republicans and Democrats, but Ron Paul is going to save us? Ron Paul is just a mildly mutated Republican. At best Ron Paul is to Republicans what the Mormons are to Christianity. While I'm at it, fuck Mitt Romney too.
MagiMysteryTour 3 months ago 2
He... Looks like a man...??
Wowee2012 3 months ago
Ohmigosh, he's dressed like a dude! LOL. Hilarious
KittyHasClaws1596 4 months ago
lmao im american but i can always laugh at his language diff. jokes
RoCKoN3142 5 months ago
Wow. He looks a lot different than he does in Dressed to Kill.
Sigma16Productions 5 months ago 3
@Sigma16Productions well this was about 10 years after Dressed to kill.
stanislavsd 3 months ago
"Speak softly and carry a military-industrial stick."
That's the quote he was looking for, right?
DDSeever 5 months ago
@DDSeever No no no it's "Speak sexy and carry a vibrating stick." Wait what kind of fucking were you going for? I must have got them switched up...
MistressArte 1 week ago in playlist Eddie Izzard
Nice TV Eddie Looks like a 76 year-old man thanks to your awesome TV!
newyorkhomies 6 months ago
Its wrong to group people into simple labels such as Republican or Democrat, especially these days when they seem to have lost their way. They are both protectors of American war criminals, they both give aid to dictators, they both drive up the debt while devaluing the dollar.
What is the real difference between them?
Ron Paul 2012!
Martial024 6 months ago
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Finally he doesn't look so freaking gay in this
007flyguy1 6 months ago
Hola accept the halariousness that ish Eddie Izzard! No mater what you are. Thank you.
newmoonmisterygirl11 6 months ago
We call it the bathroom because we're very general about everything XDD
sporkmaster11 6 months ago
The earlier stage of the "transvestite" helped get him views and attention. Look, we're all still talking about it, so he got attention. :) Good job Eddie.
shofer94 7 months ago
wwwwoooooowww Eddie's a MAN!!
bulletsrunred 7 months ago
"I hate americans but I never met an american i didnt like"
haha
bmillog 8 months ago 2
Now, the Democrats are saying sorry... then they hit them.... apologize.... hit them.... apologize.... and hit them..... and apologize..... and hit them..... repeat as necessary to confuse people to thinking that you're nice and not just like Republicans. At least Republicans are honest warmongers.... deceitful warmongers who lie and say they hate war while bombing someone's capital or hovel or aspirin factory is just as evil... if not more.
PatriotsRepublic 9 months ago
@PatriotsRepublic Aspirin factory? what the hell did I miss?
Alexhackedone 8 months ago
@Alexhackedone Dude, seriously? Look up "Bill Clinton Bombs an Aspirin Factory" on Google. Its the first result.
PatriotsRepublic 8 months ago
@PatriotsRepublic Uh-huh. And seeing Russia from Alaska makes you a foreign policy expert, right?
squamish4244 7 months ago 4
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@squamish4244 why is it such a sore point with you friggin Liberals that a person can see Russia from some point in Alaska? I mean, is it because your house boy Obama had less foreign policy experience than Palin, and even after two and a half years in office... has proved to the world what a complete fool and incompetent boob he really is? I mean your boy has fucked up so bad that I'd be surprised if his actions in Pakistan didn't push us further into a Cold War with China... oop, it did!
PatriotsRepublic 7 months ago
@PatriotsRepublic Can you maybe just laugh a little and stop turning a youtube video into a serious political debate? To answer your question though, it's a sore point because basing your foreign experience on the fact that you can see another country is insane. It's kind of like saying that "What do you read?" is a trick question. Believe it or not, American was in a heap of problems BEFORE Obama. Of course it's always the Liberals fault by your logic.
jayers2 7 months ago 50
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@jayers2 well, actually, you're only half right... Obama (as a liberal) has been worse than any other liberal who was on the Democrat ticket would have been....but, not by much.... however, it is progressive policies from the both sides of the false dichotomy that Americans have been duped by that are killing Americans and losing us our place as greatest economy on Earth. Hell, we're only the greatest economy on Earth, in SPITE of the policies of both sides... not because. What little freedom...
PatriotsRepublic 7 months ago
@PatriotsRepublic maybe your problem is thinking you're the best even when you weren't at any point in time? Yeah, I know, patriotism is the only thing which can hold such diverse country as yours together.
Vlakpage 6 months ago
@PatriotsRepublic - chill the F**k out!! You're having a political debate over a comedy routine? That's what's wrong with this country. You don't laugh enough. Really, don't get on Comedy sites and do this. How embarrassing for you. Just enjoy Eddie Izzard!!!
SingerAR 4 months ago 4
@squamish4244 Did Tina Fey run for something when I wasn't looking?
bryonlape 7 months ago
I love Eddie Izzard. He's wonderful!
kathyutica 9 months ago
so in england, you say, "i have to use the toilet"? that just sounds weird to me. lol
creamyfilling102 9 months ago
@creamyfilling102 Yup. Or "I have to use the loo" if people don't want to say toilet.
AppleDoodle24 9 months ago
I love how the lady in the audience quotes Roosevelt when asked about Eisenhower's anti-military complex policy. Proving yet again that a random British man knows more about American policies than an entire room of Americans.
Dashwsk 9 months ago 4
@Dashwsk Yes,i live right in the middle of it,{Ohio} and trust me,its the dumbest advanced nation in the world.The part that really tickles me is that New Yorkers and many other inhabitants of our largest cities call the area i live in,"THE PART YOU FLY OVER TO GET TO WHERE THE REAL, OR SMART PEOPLE LIVE" when clearly,the most unreal and stupid people I see on a daily basis are city dwellers,as evidenced by the dumb bimbo who shouts out. Muricans dont care if their right,just that their loudest
virtualjones 9 months ago
@virtualjones that last line is one of the quotes of the century!
lymphnodeswell 9 months ago
@lymphnodeswell ty,and oddly enough,after going back and looking at it.i realize i misused the word "their" twice in that last sentence,only further driving home my overall point! lmmfao
virtualjones 9 months ago
@Dashwsk If you listen closely, someone in the audience says "the military industrial complex".
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lucariololol 9 months ago
@lucariololol Transvestites like to wear female clothes. He is not a transsexual.
BillHicks420 9 months ago
lol @ the ending where the woman decides to show off her smarts quoting Roosevelt and everyone started going "noo... no."
stfwho 9 months ago
X3 Republican Mississippian and I LOVE this man. Keep on rockin' Eddie.
SimplyAnime101 10 months ago 2
"I hate Americans but I've never met one I didn't like!"
gocy 10 months ago 73
My entire family refuses to say bathroom, their tragicaly blunt.
yuumagure 10 months ago
I love you Mr.IzZard...too funny for this world...
satyaahimsa 11 months ago
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What unfunny pile of shite that man/women/creature is
MarmiteMan4 11 months ago
Wow why can't people just enjoy comedy without spitting bullets at each other + arguing about world wars in the comment section like being a twat on youtube actually has an impact on the world.
talkingtaco5 1 year ago 7
YEAH! Go Eddie Liberals rock!
hetnerd 1 year ago
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silly,
im sorry i watched two full seconds of it.
999Thip 1 year ago
there is a toy in toilet
isleofyew1 1 year ago
i didn't know that the only funny peple on earth were of the straight male species! thats why i love this sight, you learn so much from all these educated people!
butchfrombaxter 1 year ago
@butchfrombaxter Here's something else to learn then, how to spell the word 'site' lol.
B8rkley 1 year ago
I do not care what he is wearing. And if he is gay, trans, lesb.. who care!!!!
His personality!!!!! They way he stands up !!!!
Love him!
elenabrody 1 year ago
Nah Eddie knows when to stop.
A guy in his 20s and 30s in dazzling drag is awesome for him, but in the 40s and 50s it's just kinda sad.
superhamzah85 1 year ago
That idiot woman at the end ruined the whole thing for me.
misevogel 1 year ago
fuck this, stupid americans with their bloody conservative minds....in order to be better received there, Eddie was forced to .... well....alter his view and appearance...I hate it :(
draganov 1 year ago
@draganov Actually, he was doing a TV show called The Riches, and thats what his character looks like, I think they canceled the show because it didn't get good enough ratings
Winegum20 1 year ago
@draganov
how do you figure? Most of us, at least the ones who care at all about british comedy, would rather see him in a dress. Personally i just want to hear him because he's brilliant. He could wear a shopping bag dress and half a pumpkin as a hat i'd still laugh my ass off.
z3r0t0l3r4ns 1 year ago
@z3r0t0l3r4ns I don't care what he wears as well, but I admit that I would rather see him in his more common outlook :) What bothers me is if he alters his outfit, he might also alter his way of saying things, to be more ... well, politically correct. I don't know for sure, haven't seen his last shows...yet ;)
But you can't enjoy him in full, if you don't see him, mate, part of his brilliance are his mimics :)
draganov 1 year ago
@draganov way to spell it wrong its drugunov
gunslinger2142 1 year ago
@gunslinger2142 nope, it's not ;) As you might, or might not know, both DragUnov (the rifle) and DragAnov are simply family names (last names) in East European countries, including Russia ;) So it's not the gun, it's my name and it is spelled exactly like this ;)
draganov 1 year ago
@gunslinger2142 Double fail, broski, it's Dragunov. That is, if you're looking for the sniper rifle.
If you're looking for the band Drugunov then it is indeed spelled correctly.
bigAshizzle 1 year ago
@z3r0t0l3r4ns You mean, you wouldn't laugh at him wearing a shopping bag and a pumpkin normally?
Saoirse0Caela 9 months ago
We've got so many whips, you have no idea
Kris10MichelleRoss 1 year ago
its funnier when he is in drag! I miss that
hotdog2020 1 year ago
I just call it the shitter.
TariqAlSuave 1 year ago
omg 21 idiots missed the like button
kerowyn1 1 year ago
I'll whip you! I'll whip you! We've got so many whips you won't...! Lol
ChildOfFire5475 1 year ago 2
I, personally, say restroom. Though depending on your purpose for sitting (I'm female) there's not much resting involved lol
splendidwren 1 year ago
Perhaps.. and I'm just putting this out there.. it doesn't particularly matter what clothes he wears or who he has sex with. The only time I realise what clothes he's wearing is when he mentions it in his comedy. We all have our idiosyncrasies, after all.
jacksawild 1 year ago
yeah,i like him better in womens clothing.after watching him in womens then mens its so weird.looks so not like him
virusghost101 1 year ago 2
I think he seems a little more comfortable in drag. He's a little stiff in here. He's not a bad looking guy, in or out of drag, though! :D
CrystalChord2010 1 year ago
it's a toilet.... just get real !!!
jcmti 1 year ago
I've actually seen a bathtub in a nightclub restroom. Of course, it was in Osaka, so make of that what you will.
perspectivedetective 1 year ago 5
"We've got so many whips..."
Mattprole 1 year ago 2
he's so much better in drag:D
JenO293 1 year ago
. . well you don't rest in a restroom either!!!
SanguineBullet667 1 year ago 4
@SanguineBullet667 Very good point. I'm an American who proudly says "bathroom".
yurismir1 1 year ago
hes changed so much in his new vids
TransformerTV 1 year ago
What if there are more than one toliet??? EDDIE!!!!!
I love this!!!!
cattathat 1 year ago
Eddie is the best
killahkoreah 1 year ago
I love Eddie Izzard. I want to be his best friend :-P
beccrboo86 1 year ago 4
To the people who are saying that Eddie isn't a lesbian. First of all, I know that he isn't but thats a reference to HIS OWN BIT. He has a line in an earlier show about how transvestites are sort of like male lesbians.
Horribleness3242342 1 year ago 3
<3<3<3<3
booitsbecky 1 year ago
hil po
BOSZ23 1 year ago
Someone might have asked already, but, when is this from?
Thessea 1 year ago
Sorry, Eddie, what? Couldn't hear you over the fact that you weren't wearing heels and some form of fanciful blouse and skirt or dress.
The 'Stache looks weird on him...
JHaley959 1 year ago 13
LOL
Some lady in the audience is somewhat ill informed as to the meaning of the word "conglomerate".
Elmarby 2 years ago 3
she doesnt know history either, he was referring to the warning about the military industrial complex
tkcourt1 1 year ago
I was trying to pay attention to the comedy, but ...but!!! He's wearing boy clothes with facial hair and no pretty makeup?! It was so odd... Sounded like Eddie, didn't look like Eddie... @@? Wonder why the change?
MrandMrsMcG 2 years ago 48
well its new york, so cross-dressing is not exactly a hanging offense., but ,you know, its new york.
Stantzs 2 years ago
lol He's one of the men that I think would have invented heels in the 1600s. lol It's nice to see boys torture themselves again... "in heels, no less." ^_~
MrandMrsMcG 1 year ago 2
@MrandMrsMcG yer i know, i loved it wen he wore makeup ;). oh well :(. Maybe he just fancied bein in ' boy mode' for a bit *sigh sadly*. still love him tho.
No1mjfan88 1 year ago
@MrandMrsMcG I guess he just kinda 'grew out of it'.
ShanksDChopper 8 months ago
@MrandMrsMcG Sometimes he likes to go blokey mode...
allenmartin84 7 months ago
@MrandMrsMcG I think it's because he is performing in the US and, you know how uptight people are in this country?
atchisrj1 6 months ago
@atchisrj1 He was in New York. There are 2 Americas. There is the progressive america which believes in things like science, stem cell research to save lives, helping eachother, not invading other countries for greed. And then there are the braindead people who believe all the fucking lies the republicons tell them.
Teremei 6 months ago
@Teremei I'm a Republican.
atchisrj1 6 months ago
@atchisrj1
that's too bad
mk2389 6 months ago
@mk2389 Republican doesn't mean close-minded nor, that one endorses invasion. A true Republican is for small government, personal Liberty and, a humble foreign policy. I for one am fighting to take back the party.
atchisrj1 6 months ago
@mk2389 Ok what has obama done that was SOOOO great that now everyone is democratic.
YuiKibaKen 6 months ago
@YuiKibaKen
If you read my comment again, you will see that I have not mentioned the president anywhere in it. Don't know why you're bringing him up, dumbass.
mk2389 6 months ago
@mk2389 yeah but ur all upset at republicans and the democrats are no better....
YuiKibaKen 6 months ago
@YuiKibaKen
Never mentioned democrats, either.
mk2389 6 months ago
@Teremei I agree.
desmondmyers 5 months ago
Are there any grown up people making comments around here?
varflane 2 years ago 87
@varflane No.
Ankoroth 10 months ago
@varflane No, it's Youtube.
DeathnoteBB 7 months ago
I love scrolling just a little bit down from the video, and seeing the commentary discussion has nothing to do with said video. Any time a comedian says the word "America", there's a debate raging about something or other, but never what the comedian said. Today, it's... gay marriage? Crazy.
FodderMoosie 2 years ago 4
Jesus H christ. Ease up people, it's freakin comedy.
Honestly, so tight-assed...
MechanicalSunlight 2 years ago
We've got so many whips you won't... You!
ChildOfFire5475 2 years ago
This is crazy funny!
keypointist 2 years ago
he's pretty wise
elcamell0 2 years ago 3
Wow, the republican foreign policy is "Pop the Weasel"?
:)
Ok, it's sayin' something else, but...pop, pop, pop...wip,wip, wip...
RomaniaTricolor 2 years ago
Mr. Izzard is referring to the "military-industrial complex". Too bad the idiot in the audience hasn't a clue and instead gives us a quote from Teddy Roosevelt "speak softly but carry a big stick". Moron. Americans need to learn their own fucking history. Hey America, look up a Marine name Smedley Butler!
sniffsnarff 2 years ago 5
I think Butler would have said... "Speak softly and carry a M1903." ; )
StoneE4 2 years ago
I think Butler would have said "Speak softly and STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OTHER COUNTRIES, IT'S LIKE RAPE YOU KNOW!!! I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!!!!" And then he'd write a book.
DontcallmeFrenchy 2 years ago
A small majority of Americans need to learn their own very interesting history.
See the correction here?
akiugn 2 years ago
wow, what a massive leap. 1 American at a comedy club who has been drinking (most likely, thats what i do anyways), makes an incorrect quote and all americans are idiots and don't know there own history... nice.
nautilus686 2 years ago
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fuck off, your talking about the military industrial complex like you have a fuckin clue, then your goin on about how we should learn our own history...idiot
NJRocks281 2 years ago
and after reviewing your YouTube page, I see why you made that comment.
You are a big government whore.
sniffsnarff 2 years ago
On the contrary I believe in Classical Liberalism and Jeffersonian principles, not that you'd know what that means.
NJRocks281 2 years ago
I find it hard to believe that you are a libertarian given your pro-government sentiment.
You're probably about as Classical Liberal, Jeffersonian as Glenn Beck - which is to say only when you think it serves your argument. You are a dishonest man for saying as much or perhaps you actually think you are a Classical Liberal, Jeffersonian - in which case: you are DEAD WRONG and are exactly the type of American who needs to learn the history of his own country!
sniffsnarff 2 years ago
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You don't even know who I am you cocksucker. Your the type of retard who thinks he knows more about America than Americans. My point was, you don't even know what the military industrial complex is.
NJRocks281 2 years ago
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I am a United States citizen AND I am former military so shut the hell up, poge. I'll let President Dwight D. Eisenhower explain the military industrial complex to you, so pay attention:
/watch?v=8y06NSBBRtY
sniffsnarff 2 years ago
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Wow good one, showing me a video that I've seen a hundred times. He fucking coined the term you dumbass. Former military my fuckin ass.
NJRocks281 2 years ago
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you really want your country in a perpetual state of war? you want the national debt to do nothing but climb, making the earnings you and I both receive worth less every year? Or is it all OK just as long as you can stick out your chest and be a "proud american"? Do yourself a favor and get outside your comfort zone. travel. visit Switzerland at least. they haven't been invaded in 500 years b/c they're neutral, well armed, and respect personal freedoms. Read Atlas Shrugged. Study Austrian econ.
sniffsnarff 2 years ago
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Fuck off ignoramus, I already called your bluff about being in the military, and I lose all respect for people who lie and claim that they were in. And for your info Switzerland is a piece of shit country that routinely does international business with dictators and communist countries like North Korea and the Nazi's.
NJRocks281 2 years ago
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You don't want to discuss the issue so I'll leave the burden on you: why don't you explain the military industrial complex and it's influence on the economy and foreign policy.
As for my military service, I really don't care what you think. I'm just a guy on the internet, but I seem to have rattled your insecure ass quite a bit.
You seem to me to be a wannabe-hardass with all those door-kicker videos on your page.
Grow a fucking dick.
Real men don't pretend to be other men.
sniffsnarff 2 years ago
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Real men don't pretend to be other men...no but you sure fucking do you cocksucker. Go fuck yourself.
That's just low man, lying about being in the military. Fucking low. I called your bluff because I'm used to dealing with idiots like you. Go take your conspiracies and shove it.
NJRocks281 2 years ago
believe what you want.
sniffsnarff 2 years ago
Amazing isn't it, how many people confuse 'transvestite' with 'homosexual'. For those that haven't watched enough Eddie to have heard him state it, 'male lesbian' is where his sexuality stands.
Basically, he's a straight guy that just likes wearing women's clothing - and looks great doing so. Agreed though, Axel, he does look strange in men's clothing lol.
Eddie Izzard, regardless of what he's wearing, is hilarious :)
TehZedaj 2 years ago 222
@TehZedaj
It's cute that you're seemingly annoyed by people not understanding the difference between "homosexual" and "transvestite" but you accept that someone could be a "male lesbian". That term is actually offensive to Lesbians for the simple fact that in our community, misinformation is dangerous.
The definition of a Lesbian is a Woman who loves Women. Exclusively. Period.
Eddie doesn't qualify. The skank in your porno doesn't qualify. Only Women who love women exclusively qualify.
brainwashedmasses 1 year ago
@brainwashedmasses - Would there be any chance that you might be able to punctuate your work correctly next time? You might be a lezzer, but that does not excuse shit English skills, me luv!
MrHeadingley 1 year ago
@TehZedaj Hey,
ur justt rite! his view is ''if women can were mens clothing, then why cant men were womens clothes?''
Emzababeful 1 year ago 5
@TehZedaj I never knew the difference until I became a fan and I started reading the posts.
babaluboo123 1 year ago
@TehZedaj
well...thanks for explaining the world..but i guess when u just DRess As a Girl u r a drag (queen) i suppose....transvestite means gender change..boobies...and what the heck? male lesbian? dnt expect the mainstream to go into the depth of sexual alternatives...thats a topic for those who have to lol
moghedian7 1 year ago
@moghedian7
".transvestite means gender change"
No, TRANSSEXUAL means changer change. Transvestite means a man wearing women's close (vestite, as in vestments, clothes).
A drag queen is a gay man that wears women's clothes.
SiriusMined 1 year ago 4
@TehZedaj omg he does look strange in mens clouthing! i almost htought it was some one ealse
kerowyn1 1 year ago
@TehZedaj I like the way he looks as a tranny.
UpstairsMaid 9 months ago
Jesus, Bill....
lesharam 2 years ago
only in an Eddie Izzard video will there be a title combing these two things :)
sailorleo 2 years ago 8
ur right, we are pretty hostile to our host
D1ZaST4R 2 years ago
he looks WEEIIIRRDDD in men's clothing D:
PUT ON THE STILETTOS, EDDIE!! ;^;
AxelObcessed 2 years ago 11
I had a teacher who wouldn't let us go to the toilet if we said bathroom (we'd have to correct ourselves first). xD
eknova 2 years ago
Where I come from it is a toilet, loo or bog. If I owned a hotel or pub and an american asked to use the bathroom, I would show them a room with a bath in and no toilet, and say well that's what you asked for dumbass?
MrBooojangles 2 years ago
It's called language. That is like an American saying, "If i owned a hotel or a bar and a British person asked for fish and chips, I would give him a salmon and a bag of Lays, and say, Well that's what you asked for, dumbass." not every country has the same names for everything.
highfather89 2 years ago 11
Hit em with sticks
killahkoreah 2 years ago 2
ick i hate him in mens clothes he looks so much better in drag
hezzitater22 2 years ago 64
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Why? A man should be a man and a women should be a women. Do you think Alpha male lions or gorillas go around acting gay? I can actually look at him when he is hetero looking. Otherwise he looks like a ugly, manish-grandma, with too much make up and sasquatch feet.
D1ZaST4R 2 years ago
actually there are gay animals... its just a bit hard for them to reproduce...
mansderk 2 years ago 7
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I dont agree with you that animals are gay. I do feel that certain animals, if repressed enough, will hump anything that walks... even masturbate. But im sure they would much rather hump a girl. But those that do turn out gay, at least their gay genes are not spread and their lineage ends with their weak link. I dont beleive in a God, but i do beleive in nature and civilized conduct. Homosexuality is not compatible with nature because it goes directly against The circle of life.
D1ZaST4R 2 years ago
well yeah of course, the whole point of our existence is to reproduce so i guess ure partly right, but it has however been proven that homosexuality is a common feature in nature and is therefore somewhat natural... just let the gays gay out all they want i mean theyre not gonna make gay babies thats for sure...
mansderk 2 years ago
ur right. Let the gays be gay and the straight be straight. I just started looking up homosexuality in the animal kingdom and you are right. I guess Hormones and Genes are pretty weak to be influenced so easily. I read that lions, chimps, dogs, penguins also engage in gayness so i guess its a normal occurance, just a bit minor. Just keep that shit away from me!!! Lol ill try not to be homophobic.
D1ZaST4R 2 years ago
ppl chill. i just think womens clothes and makeup looks better on him. he's not gay. stop talking about homophobia it makes u seem more homophobic. he's not hurting anyone by dressing like a woman and if u don't like don't look at it.
hezzitater22 2 years ago 5
plz excuse my homophobia. lol
Eddie is a great comedian and i will leave it at that. If he likes to dress as a women, thats his business. U r right, he isnt hurting anyone.
D1ZaST4R 2 years ago 2
It's been theorized that homosexuality in animals increases when the population gets too big, as a way of slowing its growth--kind of a self-limiting failsafe. It would make quite a bit of sense if that were the case with humans, too, since we're just a rather more evolved mammal.
SpamWarrior3000 2 years ago
that actually does make sense.... intriguing.
D1ZaST4R 2 years ago
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I would like to further investigate this, being that I had this hypothesis come out of me in a debate with a more conservative individual. Do you have source information I might be able to check out?
sea667 2 years ago
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This question was for SpamWarrior3000 by the way.
sea667 2 years ago
@SpamWarrior3000 That's what I think, too! I think it's totally a part of nature and a way to keep the population in check. So, glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
Saoirse0Caela 9 months ago
So not having children goes against nature?
There are so many wrongs with your argument.
You can be gay and have children. This may sound uncivilized to you, but most people have sex for the sake of sex and not for reproduction.
Surely you can think of far more uncivilized things than being gay. Waging war, for example.
You may not believe in some god. But you are as hateful and love-less as Jesus. You would make a model Christian.
grisflyt 2 years ago 6
Oh hello "god"
slimkessie 2 years ago
you know theres only one alpha in every group right? That means the majority are a little less macho and maybe there are a few who are effeminate. most things in nature are bell-curved like that. I don't think Eddie is an alpha, IIRC he said something to that effect himself.
greatsayain 2 years ago
But is he an alpha transvestite? =P
Stolanis 2 years ago
That is beyond my level of knowledge. You should probably ask his pack.
greatsayain 2 years ago 3
@hezzitater22 same it kinda scares me when he wears mens clothes
JeanetteMiller1 1 year ago
In England it's lavatory for posh types, but where I live toilet, shitter, bog, loo.
Ankeshed 2 years ago 3
I think "toilet-room" would be the best way of describing it.
Oh my God, I just reaslised that describe means "to remove from script" I just got that. you can laugh at me if you want
Jessymandias 2 years ago 4
Hey, you're right! OoO
Laugh at me, too.
CherryFairy02 2 years ago
Hah! Republican foreign policy...the whole world has seen the stupidity of American foreign policy, it's now fodder for comedians! LOL
leslietrav 2 years ago 3
Sounds like someone in the audience got Eisenhower confused with Teddy R.
DevilBoyKuma 2 years ago
Embarrassing ending... none of the American audience could fill in the phrase he was going for, "military-industrial complex"... why is it foreigners always seem to know our policies better than we do.
jondissed 2 years ago 13
No kidding. For all the jokes people make about cab drivers in NYC and DC, I've found that they usually know more about world affairs than most passengers.
Tracymmo 2 years ago 3
Should we be surprised that foreigners know the foreign policy better?
MyLife4Auir 2 years ago
I don't like to say bathroom either. I rather call it the restroom or the head depending on the situation.
IcarusMoonsight 2 years ago 2
i ask where the shitter is...