Russian cargo plane needs more runway

[juddromano]

They pay the whole runway, they use the whole runway...

[NathanielBlack12]

is this canberra?

[NathanielBlack12]

@NathanielBlack12

Never mind, it is.

[blampa]

It had our Prime Spinster in it Ju-liar Gilled-tard.

Her fat duck ass weighs an impressive 32 metric tonnes.

[NathanielBlack12]

@blampa

fuk u dick

[blampa]

@NathanielBlack12 That's all you've got is it; that's the limit of your vocabulary? Wow, with an impressive and imaginative reply like yours, it's easy to see how Gen Retard is doomed. I'll bet you're the kind of retard who sits in a room and plays flight simulator all day whilst masturbating to the sound of your local ATIS.

[NathanielBlack12]

@blampa

So you world rather an illiterate wing nut eared Tony Abbott run the country? You must play quite a bit of Flight Simulator if you know what an ATIS is!

[blampa]

@NathanielBlack12 An illiterate huh? The guy is a Rhodes Scholar. I suppose to you that means nothing, but to everyone else who is of voting age and who knows what Gilltard and her komrades are doing to the country, having a safe pair of hands at the tiller is a no brainer. BTW, I looked at your channel and its full of flight sim shit ha ha. Fuckers like you who can't afford flying lessons infiltrate the net with postings of stupid flightsim videos which only like minded retards appreciate.

[NathanielBlack12]

@blampa

actually fat dick face i can afford flying lessons, i have two hours in my logbook, dick

[blampa]

@NathanielBlack12 Wow 2 hours, you must be on the fast track to learning straight and level flight. I bow down to your superior airmanship Captain Dickhead.

[NathanielBlack12]

@blampa

hahaha, loser. i havnt had time to do any more. i started on 29/11/2011 and i came back from a 16 day trip to hawaii, plus the weather has been really bad here!

[blampa]

@NathanielBlack12 Still, only 2 hours. Does your mother look at your father and say; "I can't believe the condom broke?"

When you have over 6000 hours and over 2500 of that command twin turbine time in ac like the 441 and metro 23, then we'll talk.

Until then, I'd get all the training I could before the carbon tax comes in on July 1st and your dual time increases another 10-20%.

[blampa]

@blampa BTW, I'd look seriously at what you want to do with your licence, especially since the outlook for GA at the moment is as bleak as 1991.

There are no instructor jobs going ATM; Grade 1 maybe but not Grade 3 which is where you'll end up after CPL and an instructor rating. As you're flying out of YWOL, stay away from YSBK for either tuition or employment, as the only company hiring there have been responsible for the last 4 major crashes. They teach int'l students, and evidently not well.

[NathanielBlack12]

@blampa

Shut up; I was no accident. I’m going for a flying lesson tomorrow if the weather holds out. Also, I'm willing to pay more on stuff to protect the environment, if that’s what you mean about the Carbon Tax. BTW thanks for the tips in the other comment; not going to be flying near YSBK because its too expensive and id rather support my local aerodrome instead. I have done work experience at YSBK and YWOL before though.

[NathanielBlack12]

@blampa

I wouldn’t mind flying those two aircraft; I hope they have reverse thrust like the C208.

[saleall]

it needs bigger engines!

[ReneM1989]

the plane looks like it's gonna drop to the ground at any time after it takes of

[ZhN2tube]

Russian airplanes - best airplanes!

Forever.

[piti196]

that plane was full of shit ... that's why it barely took off

[hoppersvideos]

Does Australia export vodka to Russia?

[AndyThePerve]

in soviet russia...runways need more planes

[AryanKnight]

What'th, --thought he was going to drive-it all the way back to Moscow, --they had to towel-off the Co-pilot's seat..!!!

[NAZIONALPATRIOT]

Диспетчер кирпичи высрал

[redsnailer]

"They Come For Our Blood, But Drown In Their Own!"

[fiverats1]

Dangit warhawkjah!

[LastAngelBlack]

Сборище " Вау " , " Щет " . Пердолили мы вас всех в ваш "huge!' анус )))

[TheLocoboy81]

We are Russian! We Payed for this runway. And by god dammit were gonna use what we payed for!

[tlalotoani]

Yuri: "Hey Vladimir, I bet you I can drink a bottle of Vodka before pull up the plane..."

[wenieo]

We have smirnoff

[HaAmelianb681]

hihi let me show you how far i can go

[TheKeys767]

"I'm running out of film - hope I've got enough to film the crash"

Priceless.

[warhawkjah]

In Soviet Russia, plane flies you!

[ndvanrooijen]

Let op het einde van de runway

[error53X]

noone dies in this video ...

[WMsReligion]

1:27 was the guy saying "First I've worked here,wide-body in here"? .. so the runway wasn't built for a wide-body?

[legomovies64]

@WMsReligion Canberra hasn't got the longest (or widest) runway around, as they usually get regional aircraft such as SAAB 340's and Dash 8's.

Although, Qantas uses their 767's in there occasionally.

[flabmaster2000]

running out of film hope i got enough to film the crash......rofl!!!!!!

[JamieandhisIbanez]

the pilots were so damn lucky. theres no way they calculated that, thats just dangerous.

[dusika1]

russians are crazy! Like them.

[SusieElape849]

hrm i will help you to feel like you are in heaven

[mindvinicius]

perfect

[MrDaveBj]

Cutting it close!

I was biking under the southbound approach to Baltimore-Washington International 10-11 years ago, and I heard a jet approaching from the left. It got louder and louder and louder, and I started thinking, dang, someone's coming in low! Then I looked up, and it was one of these Antonov jumbo-jumbos.

[JoanLeiaqi464]

hm I` m a sweet sesy doll, who is not just all about the looks

[Dreez76]

Aussies are the best people. I enjoy talking to them every chance i get, especially when they're drunk, awesome people.

[RusWarfare]

This plane designed to off-road take off. Nothing unusual.

[RusWarfare]

@RusWarfare You can see that here watch?v=Df4dq3JQ0JU

[tosgem]

"The vodka burner is rolling"

"We have smirnoff"

[HamdhanA330]

Why does that plane have SUCH TINY ENGINES!!!!

[Probowler37]

The ATC were funny as hell about this, "gee I hope I have enough to film the crash" lol....that plane was obviously way beyond it's MTOW!!!

[MrSpike13]

What on earth is being transported between Australia and Russia?

[thatGUYfromSKWL]

Stone the flaming crows

[LuckyBambooExpert]

That's unbelieeeeeeeeeeeeeeevaaableee­.

[ViktorSokolovTV]

Is that the Antonov An 225?

[roofanhealer]

@ViktorSokolovTV Nope, that would be an Iljushin Il-76TD The Antonov Beast would have six engines.

[Harleysville21]

"woah its huge!'

"It;s russian, hehe"

2012 reference...

[TheSqueezedLemon]

@Harleysville21 That was a terrible movie lol

[c32amgftw]

How did these people lose the Cold War?

[Swotoful]

@c32amgftw

I wasn't aware anyone had lost or won the Cold War...

[kkoozzoollss]

@c32amgftw well it is not possibl to say who lost and who won the Cold War :/

[charms71]

were these the 2 Russian Pilots from the movie Lord of War?

[mrorvos]

Donte Woory, its Russian...heh!

[telf10]

We have Smirnoff!

[XPLANEFSX]

@telf10

You wish ;]

U got only shitty vodka from old potatos

[Mr007pavel]

 not enough power

[aToOoOoMboi]

This is the little brother of Antonov 225.

Now.... that's what i call macho.

[shafi11pk]

Fuck this mother russia airplane

[yottavideos]

In soviet russia runway land on you

[caprice2708]

so fucking scary

[rabiz818]

buzzed flying is drunk flying

[jeff61177]

Im an air traffic controller in Iraq, these Russian pilots are the most dangerous yahoos in the air. they should all be shot down. Vodka and flying do not mix.

[spocknerd]

Vodka airlines

[82ndairborne100]

"the vodka burner is rolling"

[SenorSpode]

In Communist Russia, runway rolls under plane! In Communist Russia, it okay to drink jet fuel...made by Stoli!

[pjm5678]

powered by vodka.

[conn76347]

Diamond balls. If I were in the navigator's cockpit during this take-off, I would hiccup and shite uncontrollably the rest of my life.

[conn76347]

Diamond balls. If I were in the navigator's cockpit during this take-off, I would hiccup and shite uncontrollably the rest of my life.

[yeti30312]

what a bunch of aussie douches.

[pcolalongfellow]

I think when it hit the grass he eased her up...

[Lollocide]

If you're like me, I started to lean back as he got closer and closer to the end of the runway. Hell, I started to cringe when he barely made it off the end!

[Annu1tco3pt1s]

Meanwhile, in the Russian plane: "Hey Yakow!, bet you swedka bottle, that I'll make those Brits in that tower shit their pants!"

[aspiringdrummer17]

@Annu1tco3pt1s They're Australians, not Brits

[Annu1tco3pt1s]

@aspiringdrummer17 who gives a shit, all of them hail to queens cunt!

[TiduS4max]

lol

[ZebbrAlex]

Dispatchers careless assholes. But Russians to rely only on themselves and their equipment. Proven technology they did not disappoint.

[KatanaK1D93]

If Americans made the engines to that plane it would need less than 3,100 feet of runway

[Ron451991]

@KatanaK1D93 Aren't you dumb.....

[KatanaK1D93]

@Ron451991 No just claimin that russian engines are shit -.-

[Ron451991]

@KatanaK1D93 And you think the Migs and Sukhois have American engines do you?

They have more thrust than any other fighter jet of its class

[KatanaK1D93]

@Ron451991 maybe the migs and sukhoi have good engines but not this one

[KatanaK1D93]

@Ron451991 Boeing 747 is just a bit smaller than antonov and flyes 1000 times faster

[Ron451991]

@KatanaK1D93 A bit smaller?

Go look again!

And what is an american plane?

[KatanaK1D93]

@KatanaK1D93 A bit smaller than antonov 225 but bigger than 124 and faster than both of them

[aspiringdrummer17]

@KatanaK1D93 The Americans haven't built anything bigger than the An-124 or the An-225

[KatanaK1D93]

@aspiringdrummer17 hmm boeing 747 A380? Idiot

[aspiringdrummer17]

@KatanaK1D93 A380? American? You're the idiot. The 747 is also slightly smaller than the An-124. I would say you could research it for more proof but I think you might stuggle with that

[KatanaK1D93]

@aspiringdrummer17 You are an idiot take a look at 747 and 124 and compare them oh and correction A380 is actually Multi national project but mainly French and American engineers build it

[aspiringdrummer17]

@KatanaK1D93 You're joking right. Airbus is a consortium of Aérospatiale (France), Hawker Siddeley (UK), DG Aerospace (Germany) and CASA (Spain). American involvement in the design and manufacturing of Airbus aircraft is virtually non-existent. Like I said, do some research instead of just comparing the two by looking at them, any retard could do that

[KatanaK1D93]

@aspiringdrummer17 American invovement not existed in the design of this Aircraft? Now that just showed that you dont know shit about A380 what about United technologies Goodrich Genral electronics they made the brake system wheels and designed most of the engine and electronic system to that plane and those are US branches so guess who real retard is........you. So looks like you gotta do some research before you say some pointless bullshit.

[aspiringdrummer17]

@KatanaK1D93 I never said they weren't involved in the project, just that they were on a small or joint scales. Messier-Bugatti and Bridgestone did most of the work on the braking system and the Americans only developed the EA GP7000 but had no involvement in the Rolls-Royce Trent 900

[KatanaK1D93]

@aspiringdrummer17 Yeah you did say that the US work on A380 is non existent

[aspiringdrummer17]

@KatanaK1D93 Anyway there's no denying that American technology is incorporated into nearly all airliners these days, even the newer Russian and Chinese ones, all I was saying was that your comment made out that the A380 was half French, half American which is of course untrue

[KatanaK1D93]

@aspiringdrummer17 i didnt say it was half french half american i said that most of the things in that airplane were made by french and american engineers most but not every of course the spanish and english germans and many other nationalities helped make this plane.

[aspiringdrummer17]

@KatanaK1D93 Well it's the Europeans that do most of the stuff, it is a European company after all :) The fuselage is made in France, the wings and RR engines in the UK, the cockpit and the majority of the cockpit systems in Germany and the tail section in Spain. America's main involvement in spefically the A380 was the EA GP7000 engines and involvement in some other systems like the braking system as you mentioned.

[aspiringdrummer17]

@KatanaK1D93 Don't forget that no parts of the A380 are actually assembled outside Europe. All of that is done by European engineers, who of course do the vast majority of the work

[KatanaK1D93]

@aspiringdrummer17 The A380 is made in europe but like i said the vast majority of work is made by French and Americans

[aspiringdrummer17]

@KatanaK1D93 No like I said, the vast majority of the work on the A380 is done by the French, Brits, Germans and Spanish, like with all Airbus aircraft. The only major part the Americans build themselves is the EA GP7000, which is just one half of the engine choice on the A380. Why would America half build a plane that is the biggest threat to Boeing in decades? I really don't know why so many Americans think that Airbus is a majority French company, it simpy isn't

[SenorSpode]

@aspiringdrummer17 Because the plane is built Too-loose (Toulouse). That's why they fall apart over oceans.

[KatanaK1D93]

@Ron451991 And its an American Airplane

[ArcadianAnarchist]

@KatanaK1D93 Russian jet engine technology is the best on the planet, dumbass...

[KatanaK1D93]

@ArcadianAnarchist And what idiot told you that????

[MrQTIP56]

@KatanaK1D93 dude they're russians. enough said.

[HuDaFuK]

@KatanaK1D93 Dude, Americans think you need a 7 litre engine to get more than 300 horsepower from a car. The rest of the world can get that from a 2 litre!

[gug1970]

"I hope i've got enough to film the crash" - LOL

[Bakhuatshvily]

I am russian) lol , It's really can be) Because it is russia) In my town it was army airport. One Il-76 was arrive on this.... so it was as in this video)Impossible

[myNifty350]

Rosie O'donnel and Michael Moore must be onboard.

[GodGrandSonofSoul]

In Soviet Russia planes do not lift up, they push the Earth down

[dtiydr]

That was a really heavy plane for sure..

[J90JAM]

My arse would be like a rabbits nose.

[spiceytaco95]

would be pretty cool to fly one of those big bitches

[solomonpilot767]

WELL THEY SHOULD INSTALL J.A T. O NEXT TIME WHEN THEY ARE FULLY LOADED!

[alruin4531]

,,The wodka bearner is reauling''

,,We have Smearnoff''

That's unbeleeeaveble''

funny ozzies xD

[AndroidCM]

In Soviet Russia

[pablof59]

Took off only because the earth is round !!

[Pumpkinjews]

@pablof59 LOL

[TurbineProductionsX]

@pablof59 Spheical*

[pablof59]

@TurbineProductionsX "spherical" you mean, that's right.

[KesherMedia]

@pablof59

FACT!!!

[Coffeeforevah]

I'd bet those 2 pilots are now in the brown stained underwear club now

[Mondscheinfpv]

put SR-71 engines in it  :D

[rockotto727]

Takeoff fueled by Vodka !

[malamagr]

How can anyone understand anything over the radio? I can't make out half of what either side said. And when a woman's voice comes over another channel it's very distracting, I'd have forgotten what my own conversation was about and sent someone on a course to Uzbekistan instead of Kiev.

[jjlasne]

They used the entire runway...

[DJUygur100]

Climb Rate: 100ft/min lol

[Xall1996]

chuck norris needs 20 meters to start such a heavy plane

[Hikarilover123]

Nikolai !

[MD881212]

FO: So captain, how much runway do we need?

Pilot: 5,678 feet

FO: How long is the runway?

Pilot: 5,679 feet.

FO: More than enough!!

[intwernet]

"The vodka burner is rolling". Did I hear right?

[tbdonnelly67]

@intwernet Yeah, you did. Gallows humor can be a little hard to take sometimes. I especially like the two phrases "Gonna have to go faster than that, captain......!" and "You can lift it up any time you liiiiike.......!"

[DBR00]

i like youtube videos that contain cuss words

[jauzi90]

Russian best pilot..

[Florehh]

in soviet russia, airplanes don't need runways, only field's.

[goombabear]

Did they steal the design for this one or is it their own?

[3carnforth]

just love watching this!!

[colindominy]

I'd love to know just WHERE that airfield is located in Australia. Any clues ?? The runway DOES look just a wee-bit Short for heavy-lift miltary + commercial aircraft. It's NOT Richmond RAAF Base, NSW, that's for sure.

[astrant82]

@colindominy You can rule out bases in WA. The tower is looking at hills which rules out RAAF Pearce cos the hills are on the other side of the tower and the ground is too green for RAAF Learmonth.

[Rommel88AK]

@colindominy, Hi answered this awile ago, in Canberra International Airport on the civil/gereral avation side (west) civil facilitiles start coming into view around 1:25. The east side of the airport is RAAF Fairbairn which is home to our vip squadron. A couple of visiting Chinooks on the day. One irony is that there are no civil internalional flights to Canberra. The main runway has handled 747s an C5 Galaxy aircraft. Rommel

[MrLegoman217]

is it real plane or a RC plane?

[EbPx96]

@MrLegoman217 why would u even ask that?....

[auroraionaa]

whys everything made in russia so shit

[malamagr]

@auroraionaa Their country is frozen solid half the year.

[52111centrumcz]

@auroraionaa

Why is everyone born in a "western state" an arrogant self-centered prick that doesn't know what they are talking about?

[kolja2003]

IL76 is military cargo plane. It may land and take off from ground unpaved ways. So it was at no danger at all. Pilot just used whole run way to get more speed.

[yodessit]

Narration of idiots

[Crashboy1024]

Eh... russian built... even if it would have went over the end of the runway, it would have been alright. Those things are made to land on grass strips.

[aviationaa]

wow !!!

[CraHeX]

2:25 is gone? :O

[andersonmaniva]

its umbuleivobou kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[ItsCugel]

"vodka burner", hehe

[0mikr0n]

What a fucking asshole that guy with the camera is.

[legofan506]

where was it heading to ?

[REDBMW325E]

@legofan506

does it really matter

[startrekwarsmixguy]

@REDBMW325E he might have been the pilot...

[YouDontDeserveItVids]

That cargo plane is not even russian, it's Ukrainian.

[ricdaspic]

this pilot has skill as I bet this plane was full capacity or slitghtly overweight

[ricdaspic]

this pilot has skill as I bet this plane was full capacity or slitghtly overweight