Country Mary rides a mechanical bull!

[MissMaryKF]

To my credit, the 2nd time I stayed on for 30 seconds...real bull riders only have to stay on for 8.

[linzerdinzertv]

You think this is bad you guys should see her try to open a jar.

[VincentsAbyss]

snorted

[XOmniverse]

Why does she have more of an accent than you do?

[KookieWee]

@XOmniverse Linzy didn't grow up in Texas, as I understand it.

[linzerdinzertv]

@XOmniverse Yeah, not from Texas. Born in Pennsylvania, then Las Vegas Nevada, then Southern California, then Albuquerque NM, and now in Texas, and soon back to CA.

[martian622]

Good for Mary for even trying it and not being afraid!

YeeeeeHaaawwwwww Cowgirl! Reach for your ankles!!!!! XDD

[rekaByroC]

"You fuckin' win." Haha!

[JTheMusicDudeTV]

I hope she wuz ok. This is hilarious! The bull takes this one!

[SugarHeadaches]

Pretty sure I heard the operator dude say "I love my job..." ahahahahahaha

[SasukeTheEmoKid]

i think we need to take the country out of country mary :p

[rekaByroC]

Witnessed.

[selty]

MARRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

[xEternalSoul]

awwwh poor country mary XD did shes hit you for uploading this? haha

[KelseaRoxOutLoud]

xD Mary cracks me uppp!! (:

[LittleSelfia]

Mary may be embarrassed by this but Linzer, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[MITSUKIISDEAD]

Its ok Mary if that had been me trying to get on the bull in comparison you would look like you had done this every day of your life starting from birth....

I would look pathetic......

[sorachiyu252]

Mechanical Bull > Centaurs

Just sayin' :\

[ariserrocks]

Bull: 1

Country Mary: 0

[ebonyshadowful]

0 everything!!!