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  • Automatic Balistic Knife

  • Would make it so if u restock a noobtube with OMA it'd fire golfballs instead and u'd get a challenge complete saying 'Easy Tiger'

  • I would make gun ammo clips be replaced with ballsacks.

  • This gameplay is nearly with the intervention :p

  • i would make one of the killstreaks nyan cat and it would make the enemy hear constant nyan cat and it would fly across the screen every 5 seconds lol

  • hahaha "i got my PP out" xD

  • i wish you could use marathon, s.o.h and scavenger in the same class, perfect rushing class.

  • 6v6 3rd person playlists

  • i would make i that if you died 1 kill of a nuke the screen would be suddenly covered with the word "LOL", as the the modern youths say.

  • no nuke boosters

    

  • i would make ninja non pro silent footsteps and pro louder footsteps instead of silent foot steps

  • Have a option to change melee's. I like pistol-whipping people in the neck with meh DEAGLES!!

  • It would be funny if wen u pull out your gun mabe akimbo U flip dem in da air and wen dey come down u shoot lolsicklolsick

  • lol i got my peepee out now lmao :D

  • i'd make it so that you could have 2 of one kind of perk( 2 perk one's).

  • why is nobody shooting at him!????

    sry for my english ;DDD

  • searching for a sniping clan on ps3

  • i would make everybody chickens i mean how cool would that be chckens running around quickscoping noob chickens with guns and doing an insane 360 yy double temper QQQUUUUUUAAAAADDDDDD fadeshot cross map 6 headshots wallbang silent reload pistol switch.............. that would be cool.

  • i would make commando pro pro

    

  • id make a killstreak where you call in aa fat girlto quief on everybody

  • They should add halo 2 battle rifle

  • this isn't snipinng!!!

  • how do you do that special g in vAg cus mines vAj cus i cant find it cus im retarded

  • I HONESTLY THINK YOURE THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVER!!!! THE ENDING PART OF THE VIDEO WAS SUPER FUNNY. (p.s. when u sed i love the pee pee i LOLED SO HARD!!!!!) XD!

  • a 24 killstreak that is a massive foot that makes a raspberry noise as it kills you

  • I would make a killstreak called "Jaw" And i would let you controll a flying dilldo and make you smak them on the jaw :) i got bad Grammer :L

  • THE PEE PEE AND MAKE IT A PENIS

  • LIKE IF YOU LIKE THE PEE PEE

  • "Yea i really like the pee pee"

  • pinus

  • lol

  • I would let you have a choice between a knife and a dildo.

  • @wittpenutbuttr

    lol would be weird going around whacking peoples with dildos X D

  • @xshufflex1 ever played gta sa?

  • i would make the masterkey (under-barrel shotgun) attachment have insane damage and range because no one ever uses it so they wouldnt know. Also a knife only game mode

  • i would make the melee's into more interactive battles

  • i've just started to pause the vids at the class select menu. Freakin, FUNNY!

  • i would make an under-barrel bayonette attachment that u could put on sniper and assult rifles

  • i would make it so that you ride a unicorn in the chopper gunner with a minigun on its back

  • ur really fantasmic dude:) Please add Kebabslafsarn on PSN

  • ur really fantasmic dude:)

  • "alright and i got my PP out"

  • i would change all of the maps to halo maps

  • i would make it to where you could make ur own perks like if you want sleight of hand and fmj their both together but you had to be over lvl 10 prestige

    

  • lol i got my pp out

  • i would make it so that you could choose your gender and race

  • @GreenPANTHERx00 maybe only gender because the 'race' that you play as in the game go on the campaign and country it is in .

  • @TheWeipadog ya that would be better 

  • am i aloud to say badass on machinama?

  • i ll take out my pp and the ill take these 2 guys out with my pp

  • you get chuck norris after you hit a 50 killstreak

  • How to kill fantasmo , walk at him backwards.

  • Like

  • he has his pee pee out jokes

  • I wanna see Akimbo AA-12's with under mounted Attack Dogs Or Maybe Akimbo ACR's with Nuke Tubes you hit someone with it and u win the game Or if u get a 30 kill streak without using other kill streaks everyone in ure lobby gets rrod

  • I would add TTB, or team tea bag when ur goal is to teabag 10000 times as a team

  • I would make it so if u tbag dead bodies, your character gets aids and slowly dies :)

  • @MyStiCL3CLAN ahahahahahaahah

  • @MyStiCL3CLAN nah cuz its like law that you tbag second chance \final stand users

  • "i picked these two guys off with my pp"

  • i would make it so u could have pokemon

  • i would make it so u could have pokemon lol

  • pp aha pp

  • everybody should be naked girls so we could mw2 porn hehe

  • WHY ISNT HE PREMIER DIRECTOR

  • I would make so that if your were using the noob grenade launcher set up every time you killed some one the grenade would come back and kill you and corner campers randomly get killed by nukes and i dont care how people play this is just what everyone complains about

  • i would have a 100 killstreak be a ac130 choppergunner emp tiger mammoth robo alien cosmic super airplane submarine in the sky. that kills every body but doesnt end the match.

  • 26 killstreak, FATALITY

  • I would also replace all the enemies with Justin Biebers

  • I would replace guns with teddy bears.

  • How do u get double points?

  • i watched this a year ago... and its still funny today

  • make a killstreak called the propaganda plane and whatever you say into your mic would be defening to the other team

  • THIS GAME IS AMAZING I WOULDNT CHANGE ANYTHIING IN IT! :)

  • i would remove commando =)

  • Whoever noob tubes should automatically get 1 or 2 deaths

  • Whoever noob tubes should get 2 deaths

  • hav a three round burst intervention :0

  • i would make a kill streak that lets you choose a different kill streak.

  • i would make a perk to have three guns

  • I also find that when I play cod on SaD and its me and another guy left, both interventions and both trying to kill each other, I play far better and can get a 360 quickscope each time without fail. Where as when im not under preasure, i just look nooby.

  • 10 perstege unlockes new wepon and han have 2 yello red or blue pers but inly 2 in that coloer 1 iin the other

  • If someone sticks you with a sticky you can cut your arm off or something. And have a 20 killstreak called mortars and you use them they automatically follow the enemy spawn for 1 minute killing everyone that goes outside(usefull for open maps but sucks for the people getting killed by them).

  • I would add a triple throwing snake as a 5 kill streak where you throw 3 snakes in a row and they poison anyone near where u threw em.

  • I would put in a new gun and perk. The gun would had multiple atachment like heart beat, thermal, red dot, dualmag, and pack punched. The perk would have been a third gun, it would be unlocked at lvl 20

  • I would make you mom a perk cause shes a beast:)

  • i wud put a burrito as a wrod and a tortilla as a shield xD

  • i would put a 20 killstreak for a Juggernaut suit

  • lol to modify i would add zero gravity lol

  • I like how the two top comments Both start with ' i would ' lets ruin it :DDD

  • I would make the Yellow Perk what i would call Assisted where when you hitmarker two people instead of an Assist you get a kill added to your killstreak, because then you could have Scavanger on and only use Flashbangs for Nukes! :P

  • i would replace noobtubes with donuts

  • i would put the characters from the campaign into multiplayer

  • i would add a throwing hat like odd job from james bond :)

  • Any 3 perks

  • nuke should be justin bieber it wouldent end the game when you call it but it would spawn trap example

    *spawn sees justin bieber dies and rage QUITS*

  • he he hes likes peepee

  • @17angelc My thoughts exactly XD

    

  • i would make it that if you use one man army and the tube that you die along with the person you tubed that way nukes are a bit harder to get

  • 59 peoplewere recked by misterfantasmo

  • i would make it to where if u were quick scoping and u missed and got killed it would yell out FAIL really loud:)

  • funniest commentator ever wtf's he on about lol

  • If u get blown up your body goes into pieces

  • if they made a server for snipier people then one for little swetty noobs and camo on your killstreaks.....fall pavelow

  • get rid of noob tubbers

  • get rid of ump

  • lol my pp

    

  • i would make it that if you die in the game you die in real life

    that would make it so much fun

  • @conor1639 hahahahaha

  • I think they shouldve made it so if you get a choper, you turn into a volcano and destroy the green men

  • i would make it were there was a yellow perk and u could get another red perk

  • i would replace the chopper gunner with a dragon :)

  • @MrWwereymysteriofan i would replace the nuke with the sun :D

  • Id add chuck Norris for a killstreak... A 1000 kill steak

  • @hollywood4n8 no OVER 9000 kill streak

  • Lol "peepee" ;D

  • i think for bling it should be you get three attachments for pro. :D

  • id get rid of camando and replace it with jumpy perk or somethin no fall damage jyumpey pro longer knife

  • all guns are nerfs guns

  • He has his "peepee" out now.. lmao

  • Remove black ops from the call of duty series....it could be part of the pokemon series. oh wait pokemon is still better then black ops damnit

  • id have something like a javalin and it would fire coco pops would be a funny game winner lol

  • I would make it to where you can get any attachment on any gun, extended mags on my riot shield ftw

  • Replace the throwing knife with a wooden spoon

  • i wuld make u not have 2 work fo the guns n da attachments when u get to level 10 u get everything but u still have 2 earn the killstreaks

  • How did you miss 1:17? LOL

  • @rayazsiddiqi because the guy he was trying to kill was master chife

    ya get it lol tee hee hee

  • @georgejelfs67 No george, I don't get it

  • @rayazsiddiqi cuz look at the time it happend 117 master chifes number and like master chifes pro so he didint die

  • @georgejelfs67 Ok george thank you for that I really wanted to know that

  • PAINKILLER IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

  • 2:35 "I pick off these two guys with my pee pee" and 2:40 "I like the pee pee" ROFLMFAOLOL

  • EVERYTHING AKIMBOS AND AKIMBO QUICKSCOPING

  • XD I LIKE THE PEE PEE THATS WHAT HE SAID 2:40

  • i would switch the unlocking order of the assault rifles to FMJ first and shotgun last and you need 40 kills with the shotgun to unlock the launcher

  • Free intro rewind 0:04

  • i spent 20 minutes replaying his intro and jamming out to it and than i realized that i was watching mister fantasmo mw2. yeah.

  • 2 words

    Custom Maps

  • no noobs aloud:)

  • When u tbag 100 people u get an achievement and the announcer from halo says"Ultimate Tbagger +50 points"

  • with your pp??

    sounds wrongg

  • this is sick

  • for one day, the only weapon available would be a javelin

  • Get a nuke with a Stinger only.....that would be interesting

  • NICE!!

  • lmfao 2:34-2:37 " i pick off these two guys with my peepee"

  • when you use one man army, instead of getting a new class you get it where you get the same amount of amo as you left it so when you use your 2 toobs, and you go to one man army to load up and be a dick youll still only have 0 toobs.

  • @donnydude877 so what would the perk even do then?

  • @Life4Disturbed it still gives you access to your other classes like it was meant to do but stops one man army toobing.

  • Dude machinima was so much better back in these days now they just put out a bunch of garbage I swear

  • create a character would be EPIC! lol

  • he likes the peepee XD

  • when you get a headshot it goes BOOM headshot with the voice from halo XD

  • make bigger nube tubes :D

  • i would make it so every time you get a head shot, someone says " and boom goes the dynamite"

  • if i were a game desiner (?) i would take off semtex because if they are real....they would obviously stick to ur hand and then ur screwed :) and idk if the military really uses those a hole lot XD hahaha

  • @FLAMINGPICKLES Semtex is a general-purpose plastic explosive containing RDX and PETN. It is used in commercial blasting, demolition, and in certain military applications.

  • @HRphnxx but does it stick and can u throw it? sorry i didnt know it was real :D

  • @FLAMINGPICKLES you dont tend to throw it its mainly used for demolition or placing it in things like phones with remote detonation

  • @FLAMINGPICKLES nah, i dont think that it sticks when u throw it, but i honestly dont want to try this out :D

  • @HRphnxx lol yeah i like how God made me with a full body hahahaha

  • haah i love how ur aways soooo chilllll man <3

  • if the company finds nuke booster then they lose the TI and then they get kickd from the game and it makes a chicken noise

  • I would make it so you could have 2 blue perks 2 red perks and 2 yellow perks

  • let there be less dick heads on the mic because every game i join thres one ass hole complaining that i am a noob becous i kill him once or that im a fag because i am not prestiged

  • when you die if you were on a killstreak your screen would have the guys face that killed you and said "YOU FAIL!"

  • i would make no ghost/coldblooded and no spy plane or uav

  • 3:45 that guy is blind

  • i would make that there could be vehicles

  • "pull out my PP" ;D

  • i use my pp alot :)

  • FUCKING SEXY INTRO:p

  • 2:20 LMAO "I got my PP out now"