"Ode to the Crack Mother" - Chair

[MeggAnnKay]

Love it ^_^

[CG30563]

"But instead he started humping and things got to fast for me to handle and I just took it like a BITCH" hahahaah

[Aviator0x8]

Next blink-182 hahahah

[rickoise]

i liked "fat and nobody likes me" because it was a screemo song about middle school problems

[TheLonersManual]

You know what? You guys are just.... Awesome

[XxemosilencexX]

i kinda hate this i cant stand your voice music isnt a joke u need to realize that

[nolanbakotich]

@XxemosilencexX Music is about free expression. It's people that take it too seriously that kind of ruin it...

[XxemosilencexX]

@nolanbakotich music isnt about lying about expieriences

[nolanbakotich]

@XxemosilencexX music is writing whatever the fuck you wanna write about. lol.

[Wendyhasachannel]

@XxemosilencexX it can be. Who are you to define music?

[youngbloody567]

This is a pretty good song. I dont understand why people don't like it. It's just like I'm Fat And Nobody Likes Me, but a bit less epic. Please make more. I got on YouTube just to listen to you.

[notamillionare]

@flipstzr lolumadbro, did this song offend you?!?!

[notamillionare]

@invisibleJess no

[flipstzr]

WHERE IS THIS KID FROM, HE MENTIONED WEST VIRGINIA

[duskbladex]

needs more abnoxious punk yelling like before. now it just sounds like another youtube clone. plz bring back the punk

[oneofthemanyplaces]

SUN CITY GIRLS

[bfrantz50]

Children, children. Why so serious ?! Let these kids grow into the y2k Iggy Popps and the 2012 sex pistols. The Dead Milkmen would be very proud of Chair.

[InvisibleJess]

Is the guy talk singings name "Zach"?

[lucklou1987]

THANKS MOM!! lol You guys are weird, sometimes funny!!!

[gouldeffect]

You and Eminem should do a track together for Mother's Day!

[TheBagelBrotherz]

Awesome. so much more better than becoming a gangster.

[KillerKennyx]

Ha.

[Earpollution121]

this is so fav'd.

[Johnnyman64]

where's the ginger kid from "Im fat and nobody likes me"

[klimkcoC]

its him. he grew up.

[motokid413]

funny ass mother fucking shit

[kambo57]

When I get a memory chip for my camera Im sooo doing a cover of I'm fat and nobody likes me. (Can I (I am asking you for permission if i can) Thanks)

[jankstarrk]

by all means

[taproot007]

@jankstarrk Hey man I have to say this was extremely funny as usual haha, but I kinda miss how you used to yell and freak out in your songs.

[fattyJNL]

@kambo57 I second that! The thing is my band is a Indie-Electro-Hardcore, so it'll be a bit weird and different.

[jeebos2006]

Class, good stuff

[DeepfriedStix]

Not sure what the deal is. This song is just as good as I'm Fat and Nobody Likes Me. The same great deranged humor that I expected. Not sure where cancerous warts and being injected by rare breeds of botox would be more realistic than this, but either way it's creative and morally wrong, which is why it's so epic.

[klimkcoC]

its the pacing of I'm fat. it has the fast paced rage. This is good, but not the same.. THis is great

[Boodrowski53]

like it but i think u should make chair a permanent member of janstarrk because isaw u were like "hes not a part of janstarrk"

[monekyjumble]

this was pretty good. really good.

[VideoJerk1999]

nice....

[tlj362]

What makes "I'm Fat and Nobody Likes Me" great and funny is that it is a hyperbolic rant that contains a grain of truth. The listener can believe that you, or someone you know, actually feels that way.

"Crack Mother" and "Gangster" just sound like complete fantasies using themes you've gathered from popular culture, and pretexts for using swear words.

My advice: Start with something personal, and build on that with your great imagination and sense of humor. Tell your truth with fiction.

[jankstarrk]

ya we thought the same thing. we kinda wrote those songs in like an hour so i guess we kinda got caught in the moment. We shouldn't have put those songs on youtube, and you're right about the songs. thanks

[tlj362]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with experimentation. You're not going to hit a home run every time!

[PreBcTV]

uh, wtf? What do you mean we shoulden't have put these on youtube -,-

[elflord551]

@tlj362 Yeah, but, theese are good too.

Random and odd and fun = win.

[fmgonzales]

Wow this is great...its rreally funny

[mrknowitall04]

i'm becoming a fan

[bearthepoet26]

good stuff! funny as shit!