For absolutely ages after this aired, whenever my wife moaned at me or the two boys, or something went wrong, we wold look at each other, copy Rimmer's gestures 0:57 to 1:05 and laugh to each other. Of course their mum (my wife) just couldn't see what was funny about it. Women, ya gotta love 'em...LOL
I was watchin red dwarf before I had my exams this year, I think I probably watched too much because I was actually convinced that I was going to end up writing "I'm a fish" in one of them, thankfully I didn't, one of my friends did though on one of her A level papers a couple of years ago, she still passed lol!
Well, he spent the entire night copying notes from his astro-navigation book onto his body, and he was sweating so badly through nerves, the ink ran and became illegible. So his hand got covered in ink. And in true Rimmer fashion, he simply printed this on his paper, signed it, saluted, and passed out.
Is that a chocolate bar wrapper you're writing on?
Rimmer, I'm going to pass this exam by KNOWing things.
Fuck you, I'm a fish.
AlphaBiggitz 4 months ago
Rimsy!
weezilesq 11 months ago
This is me in my GCSE RE exam.
TryfanL 1 year ago 5
Does he actually sign the exam "Chris Barrie" instead of "Arnold Rimmer"?
leevclarke 1 year ago 2
For absolutely ages after this aired, whenever my wife moaned at me or the two boys, or something went wrong, we wold look at each other, copy Rimmer's gestures 0:57 to 1:05 and laugh to each other. Of course their mum (my wife) just couldn't see what was funny about it. Women, ya gotta love 'em...LOL
blagger56 1 year ago
@blagger56 dude for the record I am a woman and I like this; I own the first half of Red Dwarf on DVD.
rtozier2011 9 months ago
"No modems, no speaking slide rules."
God, what a dated line! I've never used a slide rule.
graemeoliver84 1 year ago
@graemeoliver84 And remember when modems were the technology of the future?
Myndir 1 year ago
Did somebody sneezed at the start then?
Craigprice123 1 year ago
Legend!!
shaneomac2008 2 years ago
rimmer is crazy
rocksoliddude1 2 years ago
I wish I had the guts to write 'I am a fish' 400 times on my exam paper :P
iamafish400 2 years ago 3
I was watchin red dwarf before I had my exams this year, I think I probably watched too much because I was actually convinced that I was going to end up writing "I'm a fish" in one of them, thankfully I didn't, one of my friends did though on one of her A level papers a couple of years ago, she still passed lol!
Jinx903 2 years ago
@Jinx903 was it a philosophy class maybe?
theninjaweirdo 2 years ago
lol can't remember, think it was chemistry or something
Jinx903 2 years ago
professor was probably a Red Dwarf fan then
theninjaweirdo 2 years ago
more than likely
Jinx903 2 years ago
what happened to his arm and where did the ink come from?
Swordseye 2 years ago
Well, he spent the entire night copying notes from his astro-navigation book onto his body, and he was sweating so badly through nerves, the ink ran and became illegible. So his hand got covered in ink. And in true Rimmer fashion, he simply printed this on his paper, signed it, saluted, and passed out.
Edgeworthscravat 2 years ago 3
oh lol thanks I now understand
Swordseye 2 years ago
My friend thinks the face he pulls looks like he's constipated. So that's what I think whenever I see this.
PurpleFunnyChocolate 2 years ago
the end....first episode ever made....awesome!
lilchrisluvva 2 years ago
lol 2 hours till my G+E exam and this just described exactly what will happen ha Love it.
sparcum 3 years ago
What a Smeg Head!
LordSpleach 3 years ago
wouldn't you do something like that if you didn't know anything to write at all and knowing you'll fail the exam which will kick you off board
Swordseye 2 years ago
That is so me! [/close Valley accent]
Not the cheating though, I don't have the courage!
This is not what I wanted to see before by AS Results!
jacktindale 3 years ago 2
its me 2 I AM A FISH xD
beevers93 3 years ago
i prefer exams to coursework i had doing long essays
rocksoliddude1 3 years ago
i have final state exam after tomorrow so i exactly know how he is feeling like...
RezzaBuh 3 years ago
this is how i feel on every organic chemistry exam, ever.
teltirion 3 years ago 3
Whats he trying to do at 00:46?
MarionettePrincess 3 years ago
seeing if theres more than one page?
liammears 3 years ago 3
He's trying to blow between the papers to see if there is perhaps a second sheet. But there isn't. Just the one.
Edgeworthscravat 3 years ago
oh i wondered what he was doing
Swordseye 2 years ago
What's he doing that for?
Biscom 4 years ago
best sitcom in the universe ever!
lister888 4 years ago 15
damn it WAS made 20 years ago...only realised...i have loved red dwarf since 2003 even though it was finished in 2000
timelord663 4 years ago 2
That's weird, he signs it Chris Barrie not Arnold Rimmer. Bet it's on eBay somewhere lol!
Alarmfreak 4 years ago 6
man this show is ace pmsl
mcewan12 4 years ago 15