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  • Hope you know that people like you only boost the popularity of the genre

  • Lol none of the bands you listed are metalcore. You have no clue what metalcore is or what it's about. And just because there's a "core" doesn't mean its any worse then any other genre. None of the metalcore bands I listen to fit under ANY of these categories. Your just a dumb fuck with shitty stereotypical opinions.

  • Anyone else notice that he progressively enunciates the words less throughout the video? By the end it just sounds like he's mumbling.

  • metalcore would be a lot better if there werent countless metalcore groups and they used the kind of breakdowns traditionally found in hardcore punk, more variation in lyrical themes for example instead of screaming "Stay With Me" Scream something that could give the listener something to try and interpret, like I dont know, um,, "Dont Leave Me In The Bed You Made" off the top of my head, not great but hey

  • imaaagee anyoneeeeerghhh??

  • i love you brother haha. awesome fucking video. unless its grindcore, or old school boston hardcore, fuck that core shit. stupid fucking breakdowns and girly singers and happy barre chords and drop tunings. goddamn pussy's.

  • Get the fuck over it, listen to whatever you want, so long as you like it. What the fuck do you care than what other people say ?

  • Whitechapel Whitechapel Whitechapel Whitechapel Whitechapel Whitechapel White Fucking chaple

  • Haha you got it all covered, scene kids, "br00tal-ness", gay heartbroken lyrics, emo.. Everything.. Fucking great man!

  • I don't give a fuck. I liked the whole video!

  • You forgot 1 thing: have all your fans talk about how bad justin bieber is, because that's so cool. Awesome vid bro. Haha reading all the core fans' comments is so funny.

  • I like Metalcore but you can't say its hard judging by the genre. Its the bands, some of them have a lot of talent and some of them just play simple one note breakdowns like Attack Attack!. Stuff like August Burns Red requires talent to play.

  • All of you need to grow up. Calling somebody a fag and wanting them to die just cause they like an artist/genre you dislike is childish. Why do you care what they listen to? They're the ones listening to it-not you. So how exactly does that affect you in anyway?

  • @Decimate92 how does searching for a video and WATCHING a video that you know will piss you off make any sense anyway? and you say this video is childish...

  • @DeathTwoStupidity I was watching some metal vids and stumbled upon it. So insulting someone and wanting them to die just because they like an artist/genre you dislike isn't childish?

  • @Decimate92 not really, everyone does it to Justin Bieber fans, and id bet you do too

  • @DeathTwoStupidity I don't watch jb vids cause I don't even like his music. Calling somebody a fag and wanting them to die just cause they like an artist/genre you dislike is silly. What gives you the right to judge someone based on the music they listen to and why do you care what they listen to?

  • @Decimate92 this is all coming from someone who cares so much about my opinion apparently.... i never said anything about wanting someone to die, i just said i dont like the music -_____-

  • How to make this video:

    1. Badly imitate a posh British accent

    2. Make sure your windows movie maker slideshow (the best and most versatile format of cinema) is completely and utterly void of humor

    3. Take no actual position on the issue whilst making what may or may not be vague insults and think of it as clever sarcasm

    Note: I only watched up to 1:53 but I'm pretty much positive this theme is continued for the length of the video

  • @slimininin DUDE... 1:54 is the  exact moment all the funny shit starts happening! :O You're missing out, Broseph

  • @slimininin u mad bro? u like a genre and u watch a video that you know will bash it? typical or you deathcore fags, just looking for something to whine about... go put that into a song bub. or maybe you can send it to "The day my heart was broken and she ate it after ripping it out of my faggy vegan emo chest"... im sure they can put it on their next album... should be coming out in the next 6 years

  • @slimininin you must be 15 or something like that XD

  • Lol @ these kids getting pissed at the video. They're only upset because they know it's true.

  • Um why are you dissing on music that is the most talent required and hardest to achieve? That stuff that beiber plays, is simple stuff. Im not saying its bad, but anyone can make a beat like that, its something your born with to get that kinda voice. Metalcore music, all instruments, take years of hard work and are the hardest to play. So dont diss on this music. Everyone has their own taste, but you shouldnt hate others opinions. Metalcore is the hardest to play, and should have more respect

  • @CallToRuin Metalcore... the hardest to play? In what universe? Granted, it is more technical than beat-based pop (no shit)... but anyone with moderate musical talent could play your average metalcore song. True death metal requires a helluva lot more talent and musicianship... hell, even a lot of jazz and classical music makes playing metalcore look like playing a 3 chord Beiber song.

  • @CyborgEugenics Hardest to play = Dream theatre / Meshuggah :D

  • @CallToRuin to make one thing quite clear; metal is the most demanding of all genres.

    core requires no talent at all. it's nothing but noise. look, i'm a bass guitarist and i could play any instrument in a core band alone - exept for the bass. i would need someone who has never seen a bass guitar before to play the bass. that's how you found a core band.

  • Everyone who bags on other's people music are retarded. Just because you like a certain type of music doesn't give you the right to bag on other people's music, just leave them the fuck alone. Immature fags...

  • @jmania21 it's just parody, dude

  • @jmania21 It does give us the right. Especially when we have reasons why we hate a certain style and these reaons make sense. Those that know their music sucks, can only defend it with immature "Just shut up, fag." bullshit.

  • i cracked up when he said "BROOTAL BUHRGUHRGHGH" lol

  • @CyborgEugenics ok first off, i dont get my shit from hot topic, i think most people who goes to hot topic, are posers, (most of the time)

    and you said this scene would die out, its been 3, almost four years since you put this up, and i dont see it dyen out anytime soon..

    oh, and wtf is "mallcore"???

  • this guy doesnt like this music cause it doesnt have justin beaber in it.

  • @starstuckedzzxz OMG!! GOOD ONE! SERIOUSLY! HIGH FIVE!!! How come all you mallcore fucks resort to the Beiber burn? Justin Beiber is the same trendy corporate bullshit that Asking Alexandria and Atreyu are... just not as loud. If Hot Topic carries merch of all your favorite bands, you're in no position to be talking shit.

  • @CyborgEugenics its amazing how st00p3d these br004l (fillintheblank)core band fans are... they go to a video that they will insult theyre favorite band at some point, and whine about it... its not that hard to just sit in at your computer and search "Bury My Heart Alive As It Aches In My Broken chest" songs instead of searching for videos that they know will piss them off? oh wait, im SURE they were just looking to see what bands you called (fillintheblank)core... lol what faggots!

  • you forgot grindcore..

    and every genre of music is emo, cause every music has emotion.

    cannible corpse, 2pac, eminem, job for a cowboy, asking alexandria, lil wayne, everything is emo. you, me, everyone is.

  • @starstuckedzzxz Yes, music does have emotion. I even like some REAL emo bands, but all these whiny mallcore bands that get labeled "emo" are dime-a-dozen, soulless horseshit. Emotion isn't bad in music, but bands who take it to melodramatic extremes just to appeal to moody teenage girls is fucking annoying.

  • @CyborgEugenics ALL music has emotion. If it didnt have emotion we wouldn't be driven to listen to it. What u are reffering to is not to be over-emotive (emo).

  • the dude has a good point

  • @GORX74 Some of their older, more technical songs aren't band... now they sound like a boring nu metal band

  • fuck all of you satanic band!!!!!why u all of you hate the Core band..they just try dun look like satanic clown....lol

  • @screamovsdeathcore are you a troll or just retarded?

  • @CyborgEugenics how about u?

  • @screamovsdeathcore good one?

  • 666 people like this video lol

  • @Snarl616 FUCKING METAL \m/>.<\m/ lulz

  • This is the formula that everyone metalcore band follows, for sure

  • @xZero7861x I was

  • The Used? a fillintheblankCORE band? how fucking retarded can you be?

  • you guys needed tabs? theyre free anyways!

    0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-­0

  • Grindcore has nothing to do with emos or relationship problems

  • @BlueRivaly This was a shot at mallcore bands, not grindcore

  • @CyborgEugenics It says fill in the blank core. That means everything with core in it

  • @CyborgEugenics Despite what you may think, Flaw is a good nu-metal band (@ your earlier comment to someone else) because they have meaning behind their lyrics and original musicianship. You should check them out (if you want to, of course).

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  • this is fucking so stupid, Metalcore, Hardcore, Deathcore is fucking awsome, if you dont like Core bands. Then go listen to shity Nu Metal Bands. !!!.

  • @HardcoreMetal89 If there is one thing worst than deathcore, its nu metal...

  • @CyborgEugenics except for System of a Down.

  • @HardcoreMetal89

     How about Power Metal

  • @HardcoreMetal89 "Toxicity" is a good album... I think they were too unique to fit under the "nu metal" label.

  • This is pretty true. I think there is some good metalcore and deathcore like Protest the Hero, but that's because their instruments aren't like every other metalcore guitarist. I'm so glad Shannon Lucas left All that Remains for The Black Dahlia Murder, he was so under-utilized. And for all the idiots, The Black Dahlia Murder is melodic death metal, not deathcore.

  • @Ryu12543 I've always been confused as to how the fuck people call TBDM any "core", honestly. They're essentially At the Gates worship lol

    With that said, they're amazing. And seeing them live a few days ago was awesome.

  • @MetalheadJakeG It's just because they toured with a lot of hardcore bands and they got more popular because of it. A large portion of their fanbase are scene kids and people think they are deathcore due to that. They know nothing about the music if they say that. I wanna see them live so bad, that would be amazing. They are flawless.

  • LMAO core band s especially deathcore and especially suicide silence suck. LMAO "Br00tal band name!"

  • this vid is intended to make fun, which give people the funny smiles

  • How the hell did I get here. Anyways core shit sucks.

  • my shit band is job for a cowboy ha

  • I'd like to see you try to play Romance is Dead by Parkway Drive. Or how about Five Bullet Russian Roulette by Buried in Verona. Your just a shit cunt who can't handle Metalcore. Now fuck off back you your hole.

  • I fell asleep to Obnoxious British Guy.

  • @CyborgEugenics bwahahah i loved it, this is so fucking typical, from a thrash kid this is just great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep it up,

  • I don't know how you did it, but you made British accents even more annoying.

  • Dr. Acula is a deathcore parody band.

  • well ................. metalcore suck emocore is fucking bullshit to the extreme but i still listen to deathcore .... not shitty mainstream bands like job for a pussy, suicide pussy, bring me the pussy, or other pussy bands .... still i listen to deathcore (underground ) no tuned shit , original riffs , and you can hear the bassist

  • recycled riffs, *sigh*

  • cool talking like a fucking retard complaining about music your 10000% not even able to play urself. just i thing to say : get a life u retard.

  • @thecrow1910 lol anybody who's played an instrument for a year can play a metalcore song

  • @CyborgEugenics Youre right. I play in a wannabe metalcore/post-hardcore band and play/write music for them and i dont even listen to any ''core'' bands'' at all. All you need is to know the some cliches of the genre and there you go! Thankfully it is a dying trend.

  • @CyborgEugenics id like to see you play some fucking job for a cowboy or some as blood runs black bitch :P

  • @shadowmere190 I've got the chugga-chugga thing down... shouldn't be too hard to learn

  • @CyborgEugenics not good Core. Good Core can be pretty hard.

  • @CyborgEugenics yeah , BUT they can play metalcore at a very basic level. And this applies to most genres , maybe cept for alternative which they can play at an average level.

  • pls stop saying core bands sucks u dont need to watch it if u dont like and lot of ppl like it lot of ppl hate it so idc if u dont like it but ur a idiot if u watch something u hate and write then a stupid comment thats stupid

  • @Damnnation96 punctuate?

  • all these shitty "core band" sucks, They should be eaten by cannibal corpse

  • core shit sucks so bad fags!!

  • This is true, but i hate your fake accent so much.

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  • @StarWarsAndMusic1735 Beer! - Psychostick

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  • This should be required viewing for all up and coming -core bands

  • lol nice video very funny i like the voice i dont really like core bands except for grindcore (dat is not a trend)

  • Funny video, mainly because it's true. Core fucking sucks.

    It's a trendy genre that will soon be forgotten.

  • since when is Kalmah deathcore? also u forgot to say to make the bass sound like total shit with distortion...

  • @MagsBagsSundaysDirt I'm pretty sure he was using them for an example of non-(fill in the blank)core.

  • @datguy542 Good insult, bro. I've uploaded like 5 videos in 4 years... 

  • just another ignorent fag, its ironic that these kids talk shit on metal while they no nothing about music, so what are they critisizing if they dont know anything about music? pethetic

  • @ElectronicHxC Metalcore isn't metal. Core isn't metal. You are not metal (look at your HxC name..) so why would you even care if someone talks shit about metal, it's a genre you don't listen to and this guy you call a fag but clearly isn't doesn't insults metal, because core isn't metal. Even metalcore isn't metal, it's HxC (just like your unmetal name) with some metal influence.

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  • @StarWarsAndMusic1735 It's a reference to a At the Gates song and believe me, that song is more Brutal then every metalcore/deathcore bands combined!

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  • @StarWarsAndMusic1735 Psychostick is far more talented and diverse than many of the big metalcore bands of today

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  • @CyborgEugenics They're my favorite band; I think Threat Signal, Chimaira, STEMM, Converge, Silent Civilian, Shai Hulud, God Forbid, and Demon Hunter are pretty close to them (diversity, originality, non-generic lyrics, members actually look like dudes, etc.).

  • @StarWarsAndMusic1735 Sorry, forgot Unearth.

  • thank you for all these helpful tips. now i'm gonna go start my very own shitty fill in the blank core band and get a stylish haircut.

  • I adore how unfunny this is.

  • I'm in a metalcore band....I found this shit funny! :DD This guy did a great job. Hahaha

  • Hehe, I love all the stereotypes about deathcore and the like. If you listen to something like Bring me the Horizon, of course it'll sound generic and shitty. thats how the scene faggots like it. Yet if you listen to some more progressive -core, IE: Born of Osiris or Between the Buried and Me, you'd realize that, if you delve deep enough into anything, you can usually find some good music in the process.

  • you spelt VOCALIST wrong smart ass

  • @platypuss9563 I did that intentionally, smart ass. That's how retard scene kids spell it...

  • @CyborgEugenics

    damn why do you hate deathcore so much

  • @CyborgEugenics LMFAO the picture of Nitro made me laugh so hard

  • This guy has no life and insults the music i live for, and the last song is great..

  • Lol, your forgot syncronized headbanging and violently thrashing around while chugging 1 or 2 chords.

    You also forgot the most important image requirement: The totally gay feathered comb over that's really long on one side and really short on the other.

    SUPPORT REAL METAL, DEATH TO POSERS.

  • This video is dumb.

  • @dantherocker1 YOU'RE dumb. Zing.

  • This is stuuuuupiddddd :)

  • Good core = Hardcore done correctly(Trap Them, Black Breath) Grindcore and Mathcore(done right of course).

  • Haha this video was really funny in parts and really pissed me off in other parts. Honestly, the guys in the pictures did mostly dress like douche bags (not that it should matter) but it is very true that most deathcore/metalcore fans hate people who dress weird or have emo hair or whatever. However, Job For a Cowboy is a band full of talented musicians who have pretty original stuff. And I agree almost all metalcore riffs sound the same.. but deathcore has quite a bit of variety.

  • @karstd Personally, I think deathcore is one of the most monotonous genres of metal, but hey thats just my 2 cents

  • @CyborgEugenics It definitely depends on who you listen to of course. Such bands as The Contortionist, Veil of Maya, The Faceless, and Beneath the Massacre are in no way monotonous... And there are more things to music than melody which deathcore employs. Most of the appeal of deathcore music is in the use of rhythm in unique ways. A good breakdown trips you up the first time you listen to it... or it's just heavy as fuck and appeals to people who just enjoy that.

  • @karstd yeah. i find death-core probably the most repetitive genre. the breakdowns are sooooo boring to my ears

  • BATIO YAY!!!

  • dude kalmah isnt any kind of (insert hipster douche genre)core band,

  • @dudster9867 DUDE, I wasn't implying they were

  • @CyborgEugenics oh ok. my fault. anyway, funny vid. you have got a subscriber

  • @dfnoonan i bnaged ur mom

  • I love this video. My only problem is that you're asking a little much of the drummer and guitarist. The guitarist only needs to know how to do a palm mute and chug a string in G#1, and the drummer only needs to be able to hit the ride cymbal.

  • This voice is insanely monotonous.

  • @deathcoreisbetter I wasn't so much "bitching" as I was "poking fun at" it and douches like you get so butt hurt over it... its quite funny. Deathcore is "discriminated" against because its is trendy garbage that takes only fraction of the talent it takes to play REAL death metal. You I should "kill myself" over expressing views different from yours? Mature, d00d

  • @CyborgEugenics all im saying is just leave deathcore alone and i dont give a fuck if "imature"

  • @deathcoreisbetter naaa, I think I'll continue to shit on deathcore

  • @CyborgEugenics i guess you got more douchy then you were before, fuck you

  • @deathcoreisbetter stop cryin and leave this channel then

  • @CyborgEugenics go play some born of osiris, and tell me if that takes little amt. of skill compared to other metal.

  • @keithred92 Born of osiris has some hardcore influences but are not this kind of metalcore as described in the video. Great video btw.

  • chale! dan ganas de marcarlo como inadecuado

  • That was cute. I'm guessing you a pathetic 12 year old sitting in his room debating over either killing himself because he has no friends or making a video about nonsense that will solve nothing. Metal can evolve but stupid ass people like you unfortunetly don't understand that people can like what they want. I hate bands like slayer and slipknot but I don't go around making retarded videos.

    Btw I think you should kill yourself instead, thanks

  • @deathcoreisbetter Its funny you call me an angry 12 year old when you write stupid, immature shit like this. Are really that much of a pussy that this video offended you so deeply to the point you had to write a bitchy paragraph about it?

  • Man, the way he growled "br00tal band name" was haliarious.

  • I guess you just think your some kind of badass ''straight metaler'' that goes on critizizing other metal genres. get a life

  • @TheWoWcorneR lol... "straight metaler"

  • @CyborgEugenics no other way to put it xD

  • @CyborgEugenics lol i know youre an emo hater but this was still funny and made me laugh

  • pathetic u are

  • I'm playing in a wannabe ''metalcore'' band as a drummer and this video is absolutely trure. Too bad there aren't real metalheads in my town. I guess this trend is everywhere but i feel it's dying - too many bands that sound the same and are based on few cliches. Goodbye.

  • i fuckin love this video bro ...

  • "I was Beaten by Metalheads Because i Look Like a Fag", now thats is good metalcore band name

  • 4 years after this video was posted.. the core stuff's still alive.

  • @bobbob191 still alive but crappier than lady gaga and sux more dick than justin bieber (101<&)

  • drop A is more metal.

  • @1kingsfan41 (Death Metal, Melodic)

  • I love this!

  • your screams suck you should kill youself just sayin

  • 2. 95% of metalcore is utter shit. Any true metalcore fan/listener admits it.

    3. Listen to some good bands before hating the entire genre.

    Peace

  • @haunter600 On the contrary, I don't hate the entire genre. I don't hate bands based on the fact that they are metalcore alone, its just that A LOT of bands under this label kinda suck.

  • @CyborgEugenics Very true. Asking alexandria, bring me the cock, bullet for my gaping asshole.. i could go on, so many shit emo bands

  • hes actually totally right O.O

  • bruuutal baand naaaame

  • THIS IS BR00TAL!!!!

  • It seems like some of these "true as fuck" metalheads made this video.

    Really boring...

    It's all metal.

  • you sound like gay who is being raped by force...

  • LOL!!!

  • I am deeply offended (me:bassist)

  • @pimpis666 Don't be. He isn't implying that bassists SHOULD be useless, he's just explaining that in a lot of deathcore bands that's the way the bassist is treated, unfortunately.

  • This is how metalcore managers sound like ahahahahahah

  • hahahaha, this video let me get into new bands xDDD

  • deathcore is gay.. and is not even close to metalcore.