Angela Landsbury - Positive Moves

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[jranner]

it just went from six to midnight. day bow bow...

[iloveeverything334]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[midnitehour1]

omfg

[DorisDayFanatic]

What is this?!?!?

[Clay3613]

COMMUNIST RAPIST!

[WalterLiddy]

Charlie Brooker sent me.

[bumblewinkle]

I do hope she changed the water after she'd climaxed, I bet she squirts.

[LBBC2011]

anyone here via phil and phil? :')

[MrGradyFletcher]

She has an AMAZING body... For any age, to be honest... Well done, Angela!

[random1things]

Awkward close ups....

[roxannameta]

LOL! I really loved this. Made me feel pretty peaceful after my shit day. How about that!

[coolsweetgroovy]

I love Dame Angela she's a classy sista

[FinallyunderstandU]

@coolsweetgroovy Donyel I gotta send this to my mom thanks !!!

[coolsweetgroovy]

@FinallyunderstandU You're welcome CC

[FinallyunderstandU]

@coolsweetgroovy she absolutely loves this video btw thx again !!

[coolsweetgroovy]

@FinallyunderstandU you're welcome CC

[maniacalprimroses]

three cheers for Angela Lansbury

hip hip!...

[picturefan2009]

The lady is 85 years old and still performing 8 times per week on a Broadway stage. So whatever she's doing to keep herself fit, she's obviously doing it right and probably we should do the same.

[hugeackman]

I CAME

[shedininja001]

O_OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!11111111­11111$!?%$?!2/12

[Greenders]

I find this hard to masturbate to

[LordBizarre112233]

@ceprelex Good job on the pocket psychology. Yeah, you got me all figured out: I just do what seanbaby tells me. Part of his army, that's me. Why don't you lighten up and stop taking everything so damn seriously.

"It's a serious talk about aging and sexuality, you immature sheep!!!! She makes excellent points!!!" Oh well, excuse the motherfuck out of me, I didn't realize 25 year old video tapes were such serious business.

[wolfcrab]

dear angela WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

[FFMichaelRobertsMom]

I Will laugh at all of you when you get old! This CD helped my recover from Breast Cancer surgery and yes I have survived to the age of 63 after battling cancer again in 1998. How old are you negative people? Your day will come, maybe!

[LordBizarre112233]

@ceprelex Now I've got it figured out. You want you some sexy, sassy Angela Landsbury. It's all good.

[qwertyuiop298]

I have trawled the depths of ficwad to enjoy tales of Harry Potter murder and rape everyone around him. I have gazed long into the abyss that is Rule 34 to watch young women procreate with cePHALLUSpods. I have stared into images of removed cervixes without flinching.

This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on the internet.

[LordBizarre112233]

@ceprelex Right, because all mature grown-ups like yourself use phrases like "fucking 12 year old faggots". Of course they do. And whether or not you're mature, the sight of a nude Angela Landsbury sensually bathing while talking about her sexuality is way, way more than anyone should want to see.

[Wimbletink]

Jessica Fletcher stop giving yourself a cheeky finger in that bath, mucky cow.

[JelloFarming]

Murder She Pelvic Thrust

[lordzed1313]

Anyone who defends this videos innocence must have slept in the same bed as their granny. Have any of you ever actually seen Murder She Wrote? Anyone who has will find this video disturbing. Plus go to the ending.

[116Bears]

I think Angela is gunning for Bee Arthur's crown.

[magicglitter]

I understand and respect that seniors are still sexual adults. No problem. But... I didn't need Angela Landsbury in a tub. Too. Much. Information.

[rpresser]

She's taking a bath, and being maybe a little sensual, but I see no evidence of masturbation here. Just because Seanbaby sees it doesn't make it so. Remember, he writes jokes for a living.

[Ecci]

@ceprelex Maybe because they were sent here by others who specifically called out that part of the video?

[thedustyproductions]

What the...fuck!?!? O_o How did I even get to this video...

[xXxGreyRainbowsxXx]

semi precious weapons sent me here ;D

[mikeybry]

why the fuck am i watching this?

[Tandy2000HD]

I have the most confused boner ever.

[killallianceftw]

*Cums*

[FSKUT]

@killallianceftw HAHAHAHA :DD

[shallowhalo]

I kind of like it. =)

[supersplidgerainbow]

The music just makes this.

[AdamSwainston0]

'this next move is my own invention'- yes because you, angela, are the only person who finds 'on-land-swimming' worthy enough to be used as a work out.

[JustInvasive]

OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING!

[Nomadar]

This just made the Murder She Wrote a horrible show for me. :(

[TheJadeRaven17]

Im not ready im just a boy

[gameXover23]

Thanks Cracked.com for scarring me!

[lordessgoosecool]

I always knew Mrs. Arris was a sexual deviant

[lordessgoosecool]

why angela? why would you do this to me? this is so wrong on so many levels.... every moment i died a little inside.....

[lordessgoosecool]

@lordessgoosecool

I mean, did she really just do that? is this allowed?

[MegaStevenhyde]

This is the anti viagra

[ruinderry]

Anyone who's saying they wouldn't do her is lying.

[Irrenmann]

Some of you guys are being pretty hard on Angela Lansbury here. Her point in the bathtub scene is that women should not give up on trying to view and present themselves as feminine and sexual creatures. If more women follow this advice, it will take them much longer to "hit the wall," so to speak. I would like to see this happen. The other day I looked at a picture of Helen Mirren taken when she was 62 and I was, like, "let's do this." But so many women seem to have given up by even their 30s.

[ZeGoddess]

well, fuck. my eyes just got raped by angela lansbury.

[AfroDan42]

So... I'm never getting a boner again...

[ny2neyme]

You mean this isn't suppose to give me an erection?

[HolidayKirk]

Heh heh i love the comments here, they are all so horrified!

[ashl905]

omg :27 omg omg omg

[AYPAPITV]

No Mrs. Lovett, don't touch your meat pie!!

[Br0kenFinger]

Oh, Angela, you had me at "mini-massazh with aloe lotion."

[mrjameslumsden]

CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!

[jotunobsidianeyes]

Oh sweet amnesia, please grant me the mercy of your blessing. Erase the horror that hath unfolded before these stained eyes. Cleanse my soul of the filth that I have witnessed. Strike from my memory forever the visage of Angela Landsbury doing........that. Amen.

[SamFrampton]

NO

[NoleMan007]

Ew ew ew ew ew EW EW EW. Get off YouTube and get back on A&E. My grandmother needs something to watch at 4 o'clock.

[aitken1111]

W T F !!!!!¿?¿?

[Maximusz62]

Are you as turned off as I am?

[JiminyKracker]

Holy fuck! I thought seanbaby was bullshitting us about the bath scene!

Like 2g1c I sincerely wanted to look away but I just couldn't. Time to give my eyes a bath of their own - with kerosene...

[purplecat747]

peace harmony and calm? everything I was not experiencing in watching this!

[Somatrasiel]

Ok, yeah the video is pretty bad. But...you have to admit, her body is fantastic looking for a 63 year old.

[goldenageflapper]

This is NOT how I wanted to see Jessica Fletcher!!! >_<

[8x13Wolf]

Damn it! Why am I aroused?!

[interpol8694]

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

[chelisofflimits]

this ruined bedknobs and broomsticks for me.

[thisblondsanass]

Great. Was going to go brush my teeth, and now I have to try not to look in the mirror and see the small part of me that DIED just now...

[lckdwndhall21]

I think this is called nursing home porn. I can never "unsee" this.. ever.lol

[quasimojo8]

I feel very uncomfortable now

[CarolusMagnus2501]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[WorldsFattestRobot]

I followed every word of her advice and now I can bend steel bars and run a three minute mile. I feel sorry for all the pansies unwilling to get shredded with Lansbury, but what can you expect from youtubetards??

[SnjKakashiSensei]

That must be ALOT of lotion on her hands.

[boitahaki]

I am not going yo have an erection for weeks

[coltonkan]

will you marry me? :)

[bapthiser]

This turned me on. I'm ashamed.

[o3oBARTo3o]

oh god... I lost my soul....she's probably one of the old folks in the Boombox music video

[95Gabe]

LOL at all the assholes who see the world through their dicks. This video isn't even meant for you jerk-offs who can't get girlfriends. Funniest bunch of sad sacks in Youtube!

[StoneVideoGames]

Cracked sent me here too.... My god I thought dude was joking... Holy shit now I got to check out the other "work out" videos...

[FHUhaylee12]

"Like" if Cracked.com sent you to this video!

[iHateyuall]

OH THE HORROR..

I am afraid of going to sleep now, cause everytime i close my eyes.. THIS appears...

[Jamesscalise]

I can't pay attention with this burning sensation in my eyes.

[needabloodyname]

My cock was soooo confused....it's meant to get a boner...BUT IT'S AN OLD FUCKING WOMAN!!! What is this!!!!??!?! What have I just witnessed?

[erictidmore]

Boner she wrote

[Shaitan051]

@erictidmore

Murder of my libido she wrote.

[cartoonfreak505]

Cracked Sent me here >:(

this is the most disturbing shit i've ever seen makes me wanna burn my eyes with acid while i slit my thorat!

[strawberrymochapapi]

Oh.... my....

[Jakerocksteady]

This was certainly a wonderful day I spent with Angela Landsbury.

[wallblues]

I always watch this when I'm at work and need to QUICKLY get rid of my HannahMinx erections.

[Fregra]

This is scary shit..

[sacolton]

Who says whithered flesh and batwing arms aren't sexy? I'd let her Polygrip me anyday!

[opalshuman]

this was awwwwwwwwweeeesome

[JSOunlimited]

I came...

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

[Nailon13]

Damn you Seanbaby. DAMN YOU!!!!

[fingerprint211b]

saw this on Charlie Brooker's "You Have Been Watching". Laughed my ass off.

[someb0de]

i think this is the first time an old lady on a exercise tape tried to seduce me

and it may work, if she was my age

[baddogkelevra1]

I...I think I got a boner...

WHAT AM I????

[mulletonabike26]

I want to glass my own face off. Quick, someone piss in my eyes....

[vashsunglasses]

I'll never be the same... Why God? WHY?

[MasterOfThe7Chaos]

God help me

[PaulSebert]

Clearly this exercise video is just a clever ruse so she can solve the latest in a string of murders that have plagued the bucolic community of Cabot Cove.

[1Pantikian]

the chafing, oh god the chafing

[OneBadZ0Sick]

GILF Anyone?

[MsBloodysmiles]

CRACKED SENT ME  >(

[lizardboy619]

why did this turn me on?????

[BudgetBachelorChow]

I don't get everyone's problem with this video. I'm already 6:30 in and all I see is a nice older lady demonstrating simple fitness moves for other older people. And yeah, bathes are nice if you add special towels and...

Wait, sexuality? What is she- sex after menopause? Where is that hand going?

WHY GOD WHY?

[yankeesfan1111111111]

i gotta admit, that turned me on a little bit.

[AaronTheContrarian]

And people say George Lucas raped their childhood...

[PurpleIsMyFaveColor]

Does anybody else notice that her bathtub is in front of a set of French doors, which just happen to be OPEN?

This is just...I don't even know.

[JelloFarming]

...And this was the cause of Angela's final psychotic break.

[CatInTheCorner14]

What. The. Fucking. Fuck.

[zyoeru]

He wasn't even joking about the ending. o__o

[LookitsLolWizard]

why did i even watch this till the end

[deadRoden7]

Cracked sent me here.... not that you care or anything...

[esensas]

This is supposed to be a ... "Exercise video" ?? First: She explains how she starts her day(not that anyone gives a fuck), then he makes fun out of everyone by showing people creative exercises like swimming in one place like a retard or showing how breathe(correct me if i'm wrong, but humans start breathing as soon as they are born) So in conclusion all i have to say is: WTF?

[xg4bx]

Damn you seanbaby

[IceTeaEdwin]

R U SRS

[NeoFighterX]

ewww what theee fuckkk?!?!?!?

(ILY CRACKED.COM)

[irishftbll6]

I came buckets

[Germeka]

I CAME!

[andrewclunn]

A lot of people saying this is horrible, but I only see thumbs up...

[RevJimOsborne]

Angela Lansbury masturbating in a bubble bath? Now I've seen everything!

[killAudio187]

...who....would approve of this?

[Jay7Gates]

@killAudio187

Someone over the age of 55

[andrewclunn]

Let me guess, it was Colonel Mustard, in the bedroom, with the candlestick.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

oz, the holocaust, the hindenburg, the human centipede, goatse, none of it is as disturbing and obscene as this atrocity to the eyes of mankind.

[kittykatro]

@pyramidheadkitten9 well...Doooooh! Those are fictional, this is for real!

[Hjernespreng]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH----

MYE EYES!!

[mariodippenaar]

CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!

[anonbr666]

Why would you do this to me Cracked???

[saintsaens21]

@anonbr666 You're not alone in your suffering. This is excruciating

[chug20]

Oh God, stop fingering yourself in the tub! Stop!

Fuck you, Landsbury!

[ProjectPat6290]

Cracked will take this video over.

[keysignify]

unf.

[Catchicken89]

Awkward shiver as she starts talking about sexuality and her hands disappear into the bathtub. My imagination is far too active.

[rzrbldslvtn]

@Catchicken89 Hahaha, same here.

[LiamMLiamM]

So sexual, Angela... <3

[PTH4Fun]

Was there a butterfly in the background @ 2:12?

[SeeEssFilms]

@PTH4Fun yes



[PTH4Fun]

@SeeEssFilms What kind of that?