Lookin for a girlfriend

[SyrinxPriestOf]

the funny part is, as mentally ill as this guy is, he is TOTALLY honest about himself and his situation, not saying its going to help him or anything, just saying

[amaddoxr]

Haha omg. Sallow much? Saw this on tosh.o. you can't be picky. Just saying. ;)

[darkside907]

LOL @ Michigan and their backwards ass laws.

[emr002]

ppl who feel sorry for this guy are idiots. that guy is a tool and honestly, ladies if you contacting this loser, you must have no self esteem

[emr002]

@rosamaecollins that is dangerous to tell ppl your name and age

[rosamaecollins]

I do feel sorry for you and I won't mind if you send me a message. If anyone wants a chat I'm 16 called Rosa ;)

[xXxYamasakyxXx]

... That 6 inch penis you tell us about, is that what's on your forehead?

[itzIsolation]

And when the prostitutes start rejecting this guy, it looks like those sweet, sugary, glazed donut holes are going to be the only thing that this man puts his dick in.

[doyouseestroberries]

is six inches supposed to be big?.....

[Dethbysheep]

@doyouseestroberries No, the opposite.

[gstaraftari]

DUDE THERE'S A PINK FLOYD ALBUM COVER AT RIGHT THERE !

[SlavicFront88]

Hit me up ;)

[mowerfixman]

tool

[JesterEve]

You know who this guy looks like! (in some of his vids) He looks like a kinda overweight version of Ville Valo from HIM!!!

[MsYouareme1]

IM HERE FAGGOT!!!



[WhateverBroLIVE]

"so if you're 16 and you live in Michigan I'll fuck ya"

[oiadsjfasiodjdfjs]

i dont feel emotion haha

[oiadsjfasiodjdfjs]

this is funny

[crazy8adv3ntures]

"my soul motivation in life to get a job is to smoke weed. i wanna get a job so i'll have money for weed" hahaha thats me

[TESFOVIDEO]

HAHAHAHAHA

[xxImCutUpxx]

Heyyyy,date me c;

[LadyVanDaele]

this is a joke right?

[puppettomato45]

this video is messed up i dont think anyone cares how rich you are or how long your penis is that is just weird to say that?!?

[NHLfan2497]

r u the "Every day im suffering" guy???

[TheAndrewJensen]

Jesus Christ.....Thats all I have to say.

[400OO4]

if ron jeremy can do it, this guy can

[theredspartan111]

he wants a spliffbuddy nawwww

[MrRogeliomelendez]

If you're 16 then I'll fuck you but you have to live in michigan lmao did he really just saided that?

[Bleakunending]

@MrRogeliomelendez To Catch a Predator much? Lol

[m134maggot]

@iimdudits07 XD

[97squidney97]

You've got a loose hair there.. :/

[iimdudits07]

Scott Hall.

[birdman1592]

he has the longest widows peak i have ever seen:)

[Badfish37]

aww dude I feel for you, I wish i was a genie that could magically provide you with a hot babe

[Rick132500]

You had me at 6 inches.

[DerpyDeagle]

@Rick132500 I bet yours is bigger <3

[Rick132500]

@DerpyDeagle <3

[SuperCookie132]

HE LOOKS SOO EFFING DIRTY! LIKE HE ROLLS IN PIG SHIT

[tanyadawn555]

LOSING: YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT

[ilovebilliejoearm]

um.

[narutofanmade]

Tosh.0

[celestialsight]

Wow!

[jayjoetube14]

lol wtf ROLFMAO

[charlotte1995ify]

lol ur so sad why look for a date on youtube cant you get one like normal people

[DoctorTranIsBack]

@charlotte1995ify he's too busy getting a mount in world of warcraft

[theorn01]

This video doesn't make me even chuckle.. Mental illnesses are terrible to have to live with. I feel for any one that has to and have respect for people that can exist in society despite their mental challenges.

[massampage]

@theorn01 hahhahaha handicaps are funny

[GMayer15]

@theorn01 all mental illnesses can be fixed except, some just take more work. a schitzo person may just need to focus more and work on that

[HeartBreak710]

1:47 IS A LIEEE!!! XDD

[HeartBreak710]

...... this guy is basically saying, "Hey, I'm a loser, will you fuck me?"

[stripperdemon]

seriously......he reminds me of my ex boyfriend tony >< O_O scary

[dominic0147]

@stripperdemon you must have dated some creepy mother fuckers 0.0 lol

[stripperdemon]

@dominic0147

Yes i have :/ ..........

[dominic0147]

@stripperdemon awww im sorry to hear that



[bdmassiv]

This guy is a full legend it takes balls to this and for people who are hatin ur probably ugly as fuck so leave him alone and change your mindstate

[lamofify]

really guys. with full honestly im serious im 14 im 6 inches and im still growing

[offaboff]

obv fake lol

[getrocked655]

hahaha once my uncle dies off!!!!! hahahahaha

[EzraMurdock115]

1:27 he should of said "I cant be dating no 14 year olds even though i would like to"

[emalie5990]

I love u :)

[scorchedcandy]

Well...at least he's honest and not like other douchebags who lie

[LOVEBAByD661]

DANMM IT ;)

[ProBierZuiper]

I stopped at 0:17 and sended him my email, het got me when he said "I've got a 6 inch penis"

[c0nn0r180]

"if your 16, ill fuck ya" classic ahaha

[PangeaYT]

most visited sites: Pornhub Redtube Motherless

[EnclosedSilence]

I wanna suck on those eyeballs and eat his contact lenses.

[TyG8]

1:00-1:21 Dude puts it how it is.

[DJSexLeopard]

I dude. I am a guy, I also have about a 6 inch penis too. and I smoke pot. I think we are compatable.

[philipdawg]

i have a 15 inch penuis smoke pot and  i9 a male striper

[MrConassassin]

Sexi motherfucker

[Dividirlo69]

i love you... no homo XD

[mOTherFUcken21]

he has everything i look for in a man o.O

[altgeldrarities]

Here's a suggestion for someone like you. Turn bi-sexual and you will double your odds of getting laid.

[XxRival1988xX]

At least he is honest people bull shit alit these days and get no where

[maxluna25]

Wtf? Dude dat aint a way to get a girl espceialy srry about my spelling... Any way why the hell do u talk about your dind dong man .... Word of advice buddy

1.be nice

2.dress nice

3.dont talk about sex

4. And make sure ur grown up man ....if u follow these rules im sure u will get a wife in the futer ok ... Peace out and god bless

[slickmadisyn]

At least he follows the legal age.

[bigpp307]

make your own gf pillow and some duct tape

[Jordanr00lz]

Haha loving the pink floyd poster in the back

[fredepadde]

What a charming young fellow!

[coasterkidsISback]

you were on tosh.0 thats cool

[NightDX]

@zosojimmy1 dude ur a fucking faggot

[zosojimmy1]

@NightDX fuck you cunt, i dont need your pussy little virgin ass talkin shit, i can snort coke heavier than your little btch ass can bench. little shits like you get dun sukin daddys cock then jump on youtube to bitch about faggots cus they feel insecure or some shit

[Jimk99Productions]

@zosojimmy1 dude bro i snort coke HEAVY as hell, i can snort coke the size of a big truck bro! I'll snort coke you under the table, little bitch, cunt i SNORT COKE I SNORT HEROIN STRAIGHT UP LITTLE DUMBO!! SPEEBALIN FOR LIFE NAW MEAN? your little cunt cock couldnt keep up the coke snorting with me! i once snorted my ounces just one line brah, can u handle a 5 ounce line? I BET NOT LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE

[zosojimmy1]

@Jimk99Productions why snort fukin heroin when u got seringes, bitch i snort straight up with you any time, just name it & im 1g ahead

[Jimk99Productions]

@zosojimmy1 you are a TOOL, just so you know...

[DeltarScene]

How are you single?!?

[SportStudios]

6 in penis.. that's weak as fuck

[ButcherOrge]

love would be cool

[CardboardConfessiona]

if you live in Michigan and you're 16, i'll fuck ya

[TheJeffCantwell]

best of luck man real talk

[wwe619dan]

WTF!!!!!!!



[STxEmpyre]

Notice the tag: Desparation

[studdmuffen8]

hes still looking for a girlfriend

[Darafarrelly]

love his fringe :)

[DeadWasd]

take me in my buttt

[zOmBi31000]

You over sold your penis size to surprise the girls right?

[ProjectLumen]

I'd fuck him.

[badkittiecece]

I'm bipolar/schitzophrenic too but i dont tell it to the world...

[wtfroflmaopmslffs]

@badkittiecece You just did.

[NerdetteTheNinjette]

WTF hahahaha

[DylanPlayer]

Using YouTube? Are u fucking srs loool

[TheArtHippy]

I know this kid that looks just like him. :p

[MarioxZuzu]

Watching Tosh.0 !!

[goldenhumor]

What the fuck is that.....!?!

[f7even4]

@f7even4 i've seen worse tho

[blueicechi]

LKSAJDLSAK..just, just no >.> nice offer but NO

[mirandaiscute100]

i will soooo be ur girlfriend how old r u and r u interested in me?

[80smetalchild]

@zl1lRennal7lz

couldnt have said better myself. he will never be forgotten

[Rcee01]

lol the makeover was funny too



[Rcee01]

dude im watching you on tv right now man ahahaha

i really hope tosh.o finds u a pussy

[MsLadyAnonymous]

Why is this dude famous? I thought I saw him on some Comedian show.

[mikebenardi]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[femalesavageee]

ill go out with you opps im sorry i thought you were a guy

[WhatsUp20201]

We can we meet hah

[tcbeddie]

sounds like a this guy has a great futture. he should run for office



[ttlychuk24]

you were on tosh and 135 pounds is not big.. it depends on how tall they are dipshit.. and check out my channel if you like slenderman

[DarthFurie]

oh my god what the fuck is this shit? and he's wearing an atlanta braves shirt?! ummmm no.

[sourcefame]

cool hair

[RoCkRoMaNtIc1988]

aawwwwwwwwwwwww (:

[myageaccount69]

.....Jesus christ, I want this guy in my pants

[Sugadaddy774]

This fucking guy...

[KatiHasIssues]

whoa???..um..okay?

[HotsacBoy]

This guy is shrooms. Not just any shrooms i mean toad from mario. Bottom line he needs to get laid.

[MrMdarnell09]

what do u guys think about the 6 inch penis part?

[TheXSiCkY]

garunteed someone tried to get in touch because of the million dollors.

[MrTexasredneck55]

fucking loner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[tiffanybitchez]

omfg....... is this kid serious?????

[pervertedpenguin69]

obvious troll is obvious

[blackrideryc]

Hey! I live in Michigan! Where do you live in Michigan?

[DEIMOSLOL]

"i'm bipolar and schizophrenic". ....really doubt the schizophrenic part. 

[xSwaggaxVersace]

um yea this guy gets all the bait 

[coolyo3080]

"Yeah..Uhm,Love Would Be Cool."

[jamesknape1]

im 16 and live in michigannn <33333333 OMG OMG theres only 1 problem.......... im a dude?? is that chilll

[0lovly0girl0]

@jamesknape1 Thats so funny :)

[kylKABOOM]

I can't believe this got you on Tosh.0 I watched the episode. The only reason why it's funny is cause it's obvious you are going to be alone for the rest of your life :)

[DJSexLeopard]

Hey dawg just wanted to say whats up. I love how you say million doll hairs.

[redneckXJUGGAlox]

Dude...really??

[JackieIsAsian]

oh dear god

[NirvanaForever96]

New weed buddy? lol >.<

[JessycaPortar]

you are quite the appealing guy aren't you?

[jewbacca1732]

So fucking creepy.....

[KrissyKriss01]

I wonder if hes looked in a mirror in a while?

[breanna895]

Lol tosh.0 !(: yeah uhh good luck with the whole girlfriend thing?

[iHelloKity]

this is cute :)

[MrSeventhElement]

I'm confused. Are you looking for luv or do you just wanna fuck? Also, can you speed the death of your uncle along? You could probably pleed insanity if you killed him. 

[KidVisualx3x]

Creep

[pugmaster18]

u know i figured after tosh.o aired this it wouldve gottan a lot more views....

[Pinkpocket69]

i love you

[AZNmanJJ]

6in is not small, if ur a 15 to 16 year old, but this guy is in his 20's, so ROFL

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL, this guy is the most honest guy ever!

GIRLS, GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR HONESTY XDXDXD

[Slanguaj]

@AZNmanJJ That is apparently about the average.

[2Clairvoyance]

and this is why america fails

[StarTrekAbridged]

I appreciate his honesty

[seneka16]

Tosh.0 brought me here too!! :)

[killerjames78]

dame your penis small and you never get a gf

[SoulruthsServant]

@killerjames78 No kidding.

[chinnyrox95]

Tosh.0 brought me here XD

[gillotinedreamslaw]

Hey ill be ur girl friend and I kno i can get it up thankz tosh

[xetnies964x]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL

[elcalembo069]

Very Very Honest....

[chattycathy2691]

@GreenScotsman Whoa now, buddy, chill with the hateful generalizations. I'm American and fuckin proud of it, and I can tell you right now that the last thing I am is stupid!

[Rcee01]

I admire your honesty and courage. I actually do hope you find a women and have a family one day. Stay true.

[angitaly]

Tosh.O

[LightningMaster467]

Tosh brought me too watch this "Ladykiller" (Litterally) , this guy was just too funny!

[rdrg86]

Tosh brought me here ...fuck yeah!!!

[setharoncody]

Tosh brought me here:)

[LucyBellTvcomingsoon]

thumbs up if tosh brought you here! watching that episode right now :) lol

[ContraCommando]

@LucyBellTvcomingsoon Nah I actually find things on my own. Fuck having others search for you. That's some straight up pussy shit!

[SHman555]

@LucyBellTvcomingsoon Me too!:D

[BreuhhSawr133]

i love how an uncles death has no effect, how kind