Man Somehow Not Killed by Train

[LostMyShadesAgain]

what pisses me off is that fat fuck didnt even seem to understand what just happened. he shouldve gotten hit.

[Orereta971]

jjajajajajaja

[windsorbays]

what a dickhead

[daboywunda]

It's funny coz the guy makes the same noise as the train! :)

[Pitcairn2]

WHAT A TWAT

[younghatter]

I want to see that guys video footage 

[whufcwesthamunited]

We seem to have a donkey on the platform

[JustinLiangTV]

Holy fuck! He matrixed that shit! lolz jk

[RubasJLeone]

Jesus Christ...

KEEP SOME FUCKING DISTANCE FROM THE RAILS!!!!!

Do this people need a masters degree to acomplish that?? Damn!!

[ZBeast323]

You OK Sir? Shit your pants? So did I.

[DictionaryDylan]

At least the woman was decent enough to point the camera away. O_O

[Pisei01]

BEEN THERE I WAS THAT CLOSE TO GET HIT BY AN AMTRAK

[mrworkout79]

It was the smoke that created the danger

[TheEIementsparkour]

0:23 sounded like a F1 car!

[sollibop]

I love the look on his face. What was that? And why was it trying to ruin my shot.

[ishoothead]

I BET HE DIDNT EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE TRAIN BUT... BUT HE WAS ONLY FASINATED BY THAT STRANGE NOISE MADE BY HIS FRIEND

[Moshikiller]

If he was one cm fatter he would of died lucky fat man

[Bak3dB3an]

It's like that dane cook joke.

There is too much to say in one second so he went with EEEEYOOHOO!

'Watch out for the train man' would take too long to say...

[drno62]

And that's how to make lemonade and fudge at the same time.

[sushilnash]

would have made for an interesting end to his video.

[swedesam]

actually, this videographer was saved as well from being hit by that dummy who would've flown at him at around with his 200lbs + the force of that train's impact.

[johncas1]

He always wanted to get close to the action

[biggybg]

Whats amazing about this is not that the man had a near miss but how he did not have a heart attack shortly after... lol, too fucking lucky...

[libraladyish]

@ brainbooz, your a braindead inbred freak who should give away all his organs to your betters ,

[munchdaowl]

@brainooze thats the sickest comment ive ever read!!

[brainooze]

it didnt eve nhit him SO ITS A FILLTHY LIE I WATCHED THIS TO SEE SOMEONE GET HURT......

[chibigrunt]

@brainooze Why would you want that >_>?

[ollekbollek1]

his face is funny after he realizes that the train almost hit him.....

[20sebii]

0.22



[Theworldking100]

THE FUNNY FACE!

[leecfb000]

If he weren't so fat the Bernoulli effect would have sucked him right in.

[TheAngrybird1000]

I like the noise at 0:22

[DraftFeed]

holy shit... how unicspected

[adindrecaj]

Holy fuck o_o 

[mctim89]

why the fuck did the guy not shout as loud as he cud wen he saw it!

[roflbeard]

Well.....no need for a haircut this week

[samthegreencat47]

Thurston,England



[Trisscarr]

yoohoo LOL

[thewhippetbeans]

that was sweet!

[gazzmetal]

Instead of screaming "watch out", or something along those lines, the Train Watching community use the very calm, and sometimes unheard, "Yooo Hooo!"

[westcoastlife4show]

@gazzmetal it looked like he would not of had enough time even if he said watch out and wat if he said that he would step forward from the lack of thinking process just saying wat could of happend happen with the best outcome

[G0IFI]

Good God

[Linuxme901]

A man was saved today.... By "EYOUUUHOO"

[daytonairsofters]

The best part of this video? 0:23 "EEEEYOOO"

[Mangekyou707]

@daytonairsofters ROFL!!

[MrTruth111]

@daytonairsofters hahahaha, EEEYOOO :)

[Otterography]

@daytonairsofters

I wish I could've seen his reaction!

[PoisonSwarm]

id have shit myself so hard...

[Dragovichful]

would've been funnier if he had shat himself

[sadoxra]

Heaven called him, but for his luck, they lost the signal :D

[UnseenWS]

Oh my god that man is about to get hit by a train.... better record this for youtube!

[Scotsman60103]

talk about vidiots

[MultiWazz]

viuuuum is probably the best way to warn people....

super fast trains comes! what do you say?: VIIUUUMMM

[BR242x001]

noob

[fezzy99]

bahahaha that is freaking so funny, trust a typical brit

[Homestudios10]

@fezzy99 a "typical brit" has more common sense than u and him. He's a U.S as thick as the smoke behind him

[modder1975]

omg

[SuperBeardofZeus]

why did the guy recording make a sound like the train instead of warning him!

[sajiman118]

Bet he shit himself

[Holden308]

Fe fi fo fum, where the fuck did THAT train come from?

[rkfaithfulblade]

@Holden308 LOL

[oakesy91]

his fucking face hahahaha wayyy to close man

[brianlugen]

:23 uhoooo 

[2259Ben]

I thought it was the guy in the first ten seconds going to get hit, then the camera swings around...

[TheCommissarPete]

que panic attack

[Renneskid]

i never find these videos scary, as long as he's not on the tracks, theres no chance of him dying.

[MARINECORPS1251]

lucky bastard...

[Acioff40]

final destination..

[Linuxme901]

"Yoooohoooo" Saved that mans life today.

[PsPCRaZy2008]

He was one lucky guy!!!

[DeseanPKRune]

The trains bent more bent then my mum she would of took his torso off!

[Karmaffix]

Oooo, now that could of been ugly..

[legendarylukario]

HE LOOKS LIKE WILLIAM SHATNER

[nobelvictorius]

nice how the loc.. made some clouds just before the other train is comming

[Babyshoebox]

Dang ninja train! Why you so scawy.

[Derpn8008135]

Holy shit a few more inches that guy would have been killed

[MarkPMus]

OMG I actually screamed when I saw that!

[steven7795]

lol i wanna see the video from the guy who almost got hit

[tpickup97]

he looked dopy as fuck, he probably didn't even know it was a train, he thought it was a pigeon

[childofthereaver]

WOAH!!!!  O.o

[TheBl7nk]

PRESS 5

[bolderdo]

What an idiot!...

[TropicalRemixed]

Its funny how the person on the camera imitated a train to get his attention XD

[lndac02]

nearly a dead trainspotter...what a disaster

[youngherbsman]

one step to the right and he would of been three cherrys short of a coctail

[gegememegloe]

i LOVE the reaction on the mans face lololololololololtroroorororlo­lol

[wheezechisel]

Nozin' aroun', nozin' aroun'!!!

[cgd27]

wat colour were his kegs afrer ?

[TheStevester2]

Click 5



[TheStevester2]

Click 5

[batemantom1]

insane!

[jtm2409]

what was that sound at 0:22

[scottabreitbarth]

He was speaking train.

[P1rateparrotcat]

i bet he smokes hamlet cigars

[Kopite91LFC]

Is the train station really that interesting that all those people have camera's out? Surely I'm missing something??

[tcrobot]

@Kopite91LFC The people are called train-spotters. They look at trains and take pics and stuff. No idea why though.

[Kopite91LFC]

@tcrobot oh yeah. I would reference the movie Trainspotting, but judging by your explanation it wouldn't quite be along the same lines.

[tcrobot]

@Kopite91LFC Ewan McGregor's cool. But no, not that kind. ;)

[skuyo]

wanna see his recording!

[tangoaplha]

Because he didnt see the train coming ,and it happened it was over so fast, he didnt have the time to get a fright, but he probably realized how close that was afterwards..........

[redbulltom100]

Selfish, stuck up cunts!



[Trainfan1055]

Why'd the engineer wail until almost impact to blow the horn?

[ugowhereiwent]

that was close

[OutdoorMaster123]

ITS FREAKING HARRY POTTER. HE WAS ON THE FIRST TRAIN

[XxXGodsMistakeXxX]

thumbs up if you thought the first guy was going to be the idiot ;)

then after you saw the train was coming the wrong way you thought it was going to be the people on the platform...

[asty69asty]

new pants please

[CleeGuy2009]

People like him give us railway enthuasiasts a bad name, they would do anything to get a shot like that but not thought about the danger he has put himself into.

[wierdwesterner]

Trainspotting is the new death sport

[TheVortexologist]

omg were they hoping he would get hit or something

[xXGunz123Xx]

if he inhaled he wouldve died

[Chingonshushu]

the spastic whos taking this vidoe is an arse hole!!!

[XBezerkerX]

The guy in the background is like.....'Jeez'.......'Dick'

[dvlamanno1]

Shit splattered Boxers....

[Offroadersdotcom]

I wouldn't want to be on the downward side of that man had he been splattered like a water balloon.

[aaronUK2006]

dosy bastard.

[JRCoolDude412]

Lol. LMAO. I just LOVE Stupidity. It's Entertaining!

[MrKuba105000]

Nice doppler effect! ;)

[trainzguy12]

lol the like bar says 666!

[Izrwatching]

Look both ways when railfanning!

But the train he was looking at was really lovely

[jjhowansky20]

There was most certainly a brown stain in this mans underpants..

[labhunter1]

What a dumb ass!

[sgtmjames]

so, why where there 20 people filming the train?

[PieandBiscuits]

@sgtmjames idk because they were antique or some shit.

[DNTR139]

He was so fat the fat weighed him down

[MrLazyboysteve]

close call

[JollyJosh99]

PRESS 5 :D IF YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE

[brandonscherrer]

That was close.. :D

[dannomitey]

train spotters be crazy

[gs82211]

A MIRICAL

[AmtrakSurfliner768]

That confused look on his face got me laughing!

[MacDonaldSeumas]

I guess it's because he wasn't in the way? Or is that too logical

[InitiateDeath]

@MacDonaldSeumas lolol omg i think u got it :D

[MacDonaldSeumas]

@InitiateDeath I have solved the mystery! :O

[SogyoNo]

Omg hahaha, I laughed at this for a good 10 mins!!!!

[DJC4LLY]

press 5 for the action!

[CaolanBoyle]

He now has a stain in his pants :L:L:

[adamps16]

You could have said more the oooooo ooooo.

[55DJL]

Not even the slightest bit phased.

[speeder741]

I want to see the footage on that guys Camera

[chrisgrinhard]

why the fuck is he standing that close to track anyway?

Train hits you, there's no do-over, no chance of surviving.

some things "MIGHT" kill or "MIGHT" maim you.

a TRAIN WILL kill! PERIOD!

I don't take chances like that. too much to lose.

[Emanuelgeforcefx]

EITAPORRA esse cagou

[onlynobodyknows]

is that a cat 0:23

[Snookbone]

Hmm guy's about to get killed... what should I shout to save him...

"Aooohoo"!

There. All better now.

[MrMasterUploader]

@Snookbone Hahah

[childofthereaver]

@Snookbone XD - this comment made me cry with laughter!!!

[908jaymoney]

that was funny

[ChambersHonda83]

EEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOHH! hahahahaahha WTF was that noise all about?!

[dustydo95]

lol at 0:28... that face is priceless!

[IGhOztZI]

haha, its like the man who had the near miss didn't even know how close he was to death!!

[CNRailWabamun]

(The Fray - How to save a life, playing the background) YOOWOOO!! Not what I expected to happen xD Where the hell was spiderman when you need him??

[andrew123coxta]

i wonder if he checked his underpants after hahahahaha

[MaggzCampbell]

LMAO... 0:23

[GoldhunterUK]

Can't believe they didn't shout at him to move. Typical fucking British public....'Better not say anything!' FFS!

[4everdirtbikers]

no trains were injured during the filming of this video

[GP9railfan]

Pause it at 00:25 & you'll see just how close he was to becoming a nose ornament on that locomotive! About 1/4" (maybe)... The "Yoo-Hoo!" was classic!!

[Cadillac279]

i probably would need a new pair of pants.

[ferryjammy]

i was just thinking who could miss the steam train and then the other train plows past

[t0xictreasure]

he looks like a dumbass afterwards

[CohenArts]

Dane Cook was right. you see someone about to get hit you simply cant conjure the words to help him so all you get out is "eeeooohhhhgggggg!"

[Jennmunday1]

do you think this guys wife has a large insurance policy on him cause she didn't really yell very loud did she!

[IdiotsCommentBelowMe]

"Weeooh!" - Despite the seriousness of this video, I cracked up over that.

[1985DangerZone]

"Man Somehow Not Killed by Train" - He was not killed because he was not standing in front of the train, no?

[PRDYMeepsterz]

Id Shit A Cinder Block

[benjiheads]

call yourself a train spotter (did spot that one did ya lol)