@1lonepuma Your God punishes Hell for consensual gay sex (or did for a lot of history.) The theistic (intervening) God does not exist, and if there is a God, he's facepalming at all the evil done in His name. How can you have free will if you can't worship other gods, have consensual gay sex, or any of the other things he forbids? While Eric Schwartz may not be anti-christian, I am. I've had enough of being called an evil abomination for loving another man. Your God IS NOT Love.
As a spokesman for Satan, well done! However, God has proved his existence, but you refuse to believe it, it's that simple. Christians are not trying to force you into believing, that's a conscience choice you make. We can only tell you of our experiences, as believers. God is a God of free will and choice. He won't force you into anything you don't want to do. Again, that's your right. Watch for the Great Tribulation coming, you'll see another reality of God's undeniable existence, be prepared!
Wow, this is a really great message delivered in a very entertaining way. And I learned a new word--"Hippochristianity"! I've never thought of that before! I am agnostic and I believe in gay rights and I share your idea that Christians force their belief on something about people's lives that's none of their business. Keep your Jesus off my penis!!!! Haha!!!!
@sunlightblessing Jesus taught us to tell children they'll burn FOREVER if they didn't believe in him. Thank God (who probably doesn't exist.) I've escaped.
J(th)C= Fiction! Penus(the)Christus[=Anointed One(through the BulboUrethral GlanDs)]=REAL, is the WORD that came downTo Earth, became Flesh, in the Triangle of the Manly Crotch, and resurrects, in all shapes and sizes! (unless he suffers from resurrectile Dysfunction), in the expectance of the due worship, and he provides the Divine blessings of SACRED ORGASM and spends the milkey river of LIFE.
it is never okay to violate the free will of anothe rperson, babies scream out in tortured anguish and i don't recall asking to have body parts removed that i would rather have on me. sick.
violation of free will = crime . therefore most laws, organizations, institutions, are criminals, as they work tirelessly to lie to us and create an idea that its okay to inflict suffering on others, be i it hell fire n brimstone sermons or shit like this. Jesus didn't teach that.
@sunlightblessing You go on for some time about children's genitalia. You got something you need to tell someone before you wind up in you prison? The teachings of Jesus Christ are not perfect, if they were, he would know better than to teach us anything that can be used as an excuse for violence. Men are greedy, selfish, and have taken religion as a means to control a populace. If god were alive he'd hate us anyways.
@cooter52live I was under the impression that "Jesus" was "The Son of God", not "God: the Lord". I myself wonder how much culture has influenced any given Christianity, as Late-Roman and the middle to later Post-Roman areas, concerning more Christianity's stretch than Rome's borders, were likely entirely different areas culture-wise.
the weapon of the liars that destroy all human life is information, they write books, they use institutions, they operate to deceive our people and rob them of LIBERTY by making it out to be an "enemy " , be it bs like addiction ( pot heals addiction just fine, ) mental illness ( pot heals mental illness just fine ) cancer ( pot heals cancer just fine, run from the cure youtube it ) , these slick bastards use terrorism to lie to us. circumcision is a wrecked atrocity. male and female.
what greater cult of child abuse than Christianity --- kill jesus, whack him, change his name from Yeshua to Hey-zeus, create a religion of sin and guilt make a By Baal about going to hell, control the world, steal everyone blind, and make it okay to ritually abuse childrens genitals so you can feel powerful over them. puritan filth , sex is wholesome when its love. so are drugs like pot.
the teachings of JESUS CHRIST ARE PERFECT, but Christianity is run by some evil wolves in sheep garb
restore an artificial foreskin, you have been robbed if you don't have one, when you do your sensitivity goes up so profoundly that its like you have a brand new body that's never been touched before and you will hate these sick child torturing lying bastards, and work for the truth to reform ... solutions yes , but we cannot forgive what is evil. anon a mus do u care to take on that battle ?
this damn well applies to circumcision thousands of times more than gay marriage - the abuse no one talks about is something that people wake up with rabid belligerence to destroy once they realize it was right under their eyes.
he messes up by endorsing the idea that christianity is still a valid point or that it's okay so long as it stays outta the law cuz it still indoctrinates hate against so many. it promotes ignorance and denying perfectly good facts. its based on gullibility and backed up by lies. it has no place in reality. none.
@cruelbusiness1984 all religion is "okay"... just do not force it on others... that is his point. People may believe as they choose... if you claim otherwise then you are just as guilty of forcing othes to believe as you want them to.
This is just plain 100% talent and creativity...and I dare anyone who knocks it to write and produce something that even comes close to as good as this is. This is a lot harder than it looks to write, perform and produce. Try it sometime you talentless trolls.
Check out "the God Delusion Song"...yea, a shameless plug of my work...but at least I backed up my first statement with an actual composition.
@PohatuJr when u die ur body will simply b food 4 worms and that's it. so live this life like its the only one u got instead of holdin ur breath 4 something that'll never come
But a subject that's made me mad as hell for years and years. The church's 'attitude' to original sin, in fact anything to do with any form of reproduction does my flaming nut in. How bloody dare they?
Go have a look at the secret room in Naples National Museum and see how many penises you find in there! For years, the only people who could visit it?
Hmmm I wonder how this would sound in other Religions?
Keep your Talmud off my Penis!...no that just sounds like good advice...the Talmud is a thick book...it might be painful.
Keep your Buddha off my Penis!....eh....the thought of a large overweight Asian man dressed in orange preist robes, sitting on someones Penis sounds like the worlds WORST gay porno! (not that Im an expert on gay porn)....really Im not! Honest!!!
Keep your Harry Krishna off my Penis...sounds like a pro virginity Cheer!
@Zeeboe All right you fuckin atheist bastard you need to stop sucking so much cock, you need to stop dropping the soap so nasty nate can fuck you in the ass for 30 hours straight with no lube; i am a proud believer of god and i hope you die and get you ass plugged by satan and a gorrila on viagra at the same time. Hope you can properly gargle monkey semen. J4L - Whoop whoop! love ax murdera
theres a lot of people saying satanism is the best and shit but id seriously like to know 2 things. 1. Does anyone even know what satanism is really? 2. Has anyone honestly read the satanic bible? i doubt either.
First read the Satanic bible. Secondally yourll then realise Satanism has NOTHING to do with the devil in hell or anything like that, it is really the devil inside. So shut up you idiots who think the Satan is cool just because he lives in hell or whatever. Open to debate if disagree:)
The greatest part about this song is that your exactly right about everything! Why should we have to obey by a religion we don't belive in? "Who the fuck are you to turn your veiws into my laws?" I am a wiccan and I feel that it is a bit dictorial and communistic to make everyone abide by one religion. "Hypachristianity!"
I love it! Keep up the good work! Christians get to spout whatever drivel they wish and condemn whoever thinks otherwise. If they find this offensive it's just as offensive when they come to me and try to press their beliefs on me, like my mind and opinions are baseless. I'm just as entitled to my opinion and likes the same as any other person on this planet. If you can't handle it read that book you thump - it says turn the other cheek. Get over yourself
They named the prophet for the dirty c***! they should be scared because they'll be in deep trouble
ILuvbebo001 6 days ago
I love this!!! You need to add something about Xmas bring shoved down our throats too.
showmeasign 1 week ago
@1lonepuma Your God punishes Hell for consensual gay sex (or did for a lot of history.) The theistic (intervening) God does not exist, and if there is a God, he's facepalming at all the evil done in His name. How can you have free will if you can't worship other gods, have consensual gay sex, or any of the other things he forbids? While Eric Schwartz may not be anti-christian, I am. I've had enough of being called an evil abomination for loving another man. Your God IS NOT Love.
micmac274 2 weeks ago
Just had to listen to this after hearing about the anti abortion ads their gonna post during the super bowl.
MrsCamui 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
As a spokesman for Satan, well done! However, God has proved his existence, but you refuse to believe it, it's that simple. Christians are not trying to force you into believing, that's a conscience choice you make. We can only tell you of our experiences, as believers. God is a God of free will and choice. He won't force you into anything you don't want to do. Again, that's your right. Watch for the Great Tribulation coming, you'll see another reality of God's undeniable existence, be prepared!
1LonePuma 2 weeks ago in playlist Athiesm
Absolutely hilarious!!! On a more serious note: Check out The Dawn of Intelligence on Wildman Walker's Blog
superwhuffo1 4 weeks ago
funny as hell!!!
444821877 4 weeks ago
HILARIOUS
Rita226 4 weeks ago
This is wonderful. Thanks to all for its existence.
lancethrustworthy 1 month ago
lol, that's rich
TorahOfMessiah613 1 month ago
Yeah and tell Jesus to stop watching people masturbate. It's creepy!
LifeInNewJersey 1 month ago
This is the best fucking thing.
AriasCarn 1 month ago
I LOVE this guy. :lol:
smmma13 1 month ago
Is it right to say Amen to that!? :D
FreeSpiritSarah 1 month ago
"...That's if you want me to..." Haha it's very important to express that point.
FlargidyTV 2 months ago
hypochristians
JabarbarDevin24 2 months ago
@JabarbarDevin24 ...and Christiofascists.
timmmahhhh 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
We are all going to hell (all of as 2478) at least we aren`t going alone hahaha
C00LX100 2 months ago
"Anti-choice agnostics, I can count them on one hand" There aren't many compared to others, but my brother is one.
FlargidyTV 2 months ago
Amen!.. ooh wait..
thkro20 2 months ago
Wow, this is a really great message delivered in a very entertaining way. And I learned a new word--"Hippochristianity"! I've never thought of that before! I am agnostic and I believe in gay rights and I share your idea that Christians force their belief on something about people's lives that's none of their business. Keep your Jesus off my penis!!!! Haha!!!!
FlargidyTV 2 months ago
@sunlightblessing Jesus taught us to tell children they'll burn FOREVER if they didn't believe in him. Thank God (who probably doesn't exist.) I've escaped.
micmac274 3 months ago
J(th)C= Fiction! Penus(the)Christus[=Anointed One(through the BulboUrethral GlanDs)]=REAL, is the WORD that came downTo Earth, became Flesh, in the Triangle of the Manly Crotch, and resurrects, in all shapes and sizes! (unless he suffers from resurrectile Dysfunction), in the expectance of the due worship, and he provides the Divine blessings of SACRED ORGASM and spends the milkey river of LIFE.
kleenex3000 3 months ago
Still Relevant....unfortunately :/
bquintb 3 months ago
When I see ppl specialy men fighting against society hypocrisy, I get so hopeful
PequenaAlice 4 months ago
omg i cant stop listening now ! help !
PeregrineDive 4 months ago
Jesus did cocaine.
ronaldcorreatv 4 months ago
Ladies, you may put your "jesus" on my penis, and by penis I mean my cock, and by "jesus" I mean your pussy, and by ladies I mean none of you.
TheLifePerfect 4 months ago
@TheLifePerfect Hehe, i get it. It's cause Jesus is a c-nt right? xD
8GrolschMan8 3 months ago 3
@8GrolschMan8 Dude, stop overthinking it.
TheLifePerfect 3 months ago
it is never okay to violate the free will of anothe rperson, babies scream out in tortured anguish and i don't recall asking to have body parts removed that i would rather have on me. sick.
violation of free will = crime . therefore most laws, organizations, institutions, are criminals, as they work tirelessly to lie to us and create an idea that its okay to inflict suffering on others, be i it hell fire n brimstone sermons or shit like this. Jesus didn't teach that.
sunlightblessing 5 months ago
@sunlightblessing You go on for some time about children's genitalia. You got something you need to tell someone before you wind up in you prison? The teachings of Jesus Christ are not perfect, if they were, he would know better than to teach us anything that can be used as an excuse for violence. Men are greedy, selfish, and have taken religion as a means to control a populace. If god were alive he'd hate us anyways.
cooter52live 5 months ago
@cooter52live I was under the impression that "Jesus" was "The Son of God", not "God: the Lord". I myself wonder how much culture has influenced any given Christianity, as Late-Roman and the middle to later Post-Roman areas, concerning more Christianity's stretch than Rome's borders, were likely entirely different areas culture-wise.
Jaddeel 4 months ago
@Jaddeel k
cooter52live 4 months ago
the weapon of the liars that destroy all human life is information, they write books, they use institutions, they operate to deceive our people and rob them of LIBERTY by making it out to be an "enemy " , be it bs like addiction ( pot heals addiction just fine, ) mental illness ( pot heals mental illness just fine ) cancer ( pot heals cancer just fine, run from the cure youtube it ) , these slick bastards use terrorism to lie to us. circumcision is a wrecked atrocity. male and female.
sunlightblessing 5 months ago
what greater cult of child abuse than Christianity --- kill jesus, whack him, change his name from Yeshua to Hey-zeus, create a religion of sin and guilt make a By Baal about going to hell, control the world, steal everyone blind, and make it okay to ritually abuse childrens genitals so you can feel powerful over them. puritan filth , sex is wholesome when its love. so are drugs like pot.
the teachings of JESUS CHRIST ARE PERFECT, but Christianity is run by some evil wolves in sheep garb
sunlightblessing 5 months ago
restore an artificial foreskin, you have been robbed if you don't have one, when you do your sensitivity goes up so profoundly that its like you have a brand new body that's never been touched before and you will hate these sick child torturing lying bastards, and work for the truth to reform ... solutions yes , but we cannot forgive what is evil. anon a mus do u care to take on that battle ?
sunlightblessing 5 months ago
this damn well applies to circumcision thousands of times more than gay marriage - the abuse no one talks about is something that people wake up with rabid belligerence to destroy once they realize it was right under their eyes.
sunlightblessing 5 months ago
did you know that moses was a plagirist and stole the ten commandments from egypts religion to start with?
vengencefrom1979 5 months ago 2
blasphemy is a matter of opinion
mkcuster 5 months ago 2
for all those women out there - KEEP YOUR ROSARIES OFF MY OVARIES!!
phoenixhalfbreed 6 months ago 45
I love that im watching this on a laptop given to me at a catholic school that my parents have sent me too.... THIS GUY IS A LEGEND
1994Crokey 6 months ago 4
I love this shit. :D
smmma13 6 months ago 2
As a christian I wish the USA respected peoples individual liberties.
joshbottube 7 months ago 3
@joshbottube AMEN
kaycivine 7 months ago
I can't stop listening to this it's so awesome!
emoluver619 7 months ago 3
mp3?
Dunarkanam 7 months ago
That was simply amazing. I'm sending this to fundamentalists when they try to argue with me about gay marriage from now on. XD
AdmireAndDeride 7 months ago 3
...and keep yer Boehner outta my uterus, too! <l ; P
catayl 7 months ago 7
@catayl amen to that!
emoluver619 7 months ago 2
absolutely great..... awesome
XtraordinaryBeing 7 months ago 2
Excellent! LOVE it!
sciencebabe 7 months ago 2
This is awesome! :D
gir908922 7 months ago
hell u r going pal!
jan12477 7 months ago
hahahahahaa... what the fuck did I just watch????hahahahahaha
ALoENoMESeLL 7 months ago
With the SOUND OFF, these aren't bad!
And you STILL don't need to ask, did he answer:
Origin of existence--origin of life.
NOW DO YOU?!!
MUST be an Osteopath! "Like" a doctor..."like" a chiropractor
WayneLynch69 7 months ago
he messes up by endorsing the idea that christianity is still a valid point or that it's okay so long as it stays outta the law cuz it still indoctrinates hate against so many. it promotes ignorance and denying perfectly good facts. its based on gullibility and backed up by lies. it has no place in reality. none.
cruelbusiness1984 8 months ago 24
@cruelbusiness1984 all religion is "okay"... just do not force it on others... that is his point. People may believe as they choose... if you claim otherwise then you are just as guilty of forcing othes to believe as you want them to.
messiahjonz 7 months ago
@cruelbusiness1984 Exactly. Religion is not beautiful whatsoever. Any perceived beauty of religion is nothing but a farce.
VidMasterZ 1 week ago
But I don't tell you how to pray, so don't tell me how to screw!
AnneSoInsane 8 months ago 8
Genius! I wish I could "like" this 100 times. Can I???
tigerslilly29 8 months ago 2
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tigerslilly29 8 months ago
My sentiments exactly.
ManicDeprescion 9 months ago 2
love it
leethacksawninja1 9 months ago
215, 666 people have listen to this "666" lol
DameanStormwolf 9 months ago
Maybe not how I personally would of said it but the point is valid
WarOnSanity 9 months ago 4
What a Great Video!
toltschin 9 months ago 2
HAHAH... SO GREAT
XxtehjesterxX 9 months ago 2
Grade A stuff.
unseenxxx 9 months ago
This is just plain 100% talent and creativity...and I dare anyone who knocks it to write and produce something that even comes close to as good as this is. This is a lot harder than it looks to write, perform and produce. Try it sometime you talentless trolls.
Check out "the God Delusion Song"...yea, a shameless plug of my work...but at least I backed up my first statement with an actual composition.
AtheistSongs 9 months ago 3
Christians are just mad because only the cool people go to Hell. When I die, I'll be hanging out with Gandhi and Ronnie James Dio.
PohatuJr 9 months ago 6
@PohatuJr when u die ur body will simply b food 4 worms and that's it. so live this life like its the only one u got instead of holdin ur breath 4 something that'll never come
cruelbusiness1984 8 months ago 8
I think this guy is gay.
Dems4Lunch 9 months ago
Are you sure about the lyrics here? ......Maybe Jesus gives "good head"?
Tobytrim 10 months ago
keep your gods off my cods.
MxOxRxRxIxS 10 months ago 3
These kinda guys are just as annoying as religious fanatics. And also, it would have been better as gangster rap.
xX3lusiv3Xx 10 months ago
actually in christianity its jesus's penis thats in you
tgz5001 10 months ago
KEEP YOUR BIBLE OFF MY BALLS!
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HALLELUJAH , and lets all sing along,
CarpenterTom1 11 months ago
bown-dow-dow-bow-picka-pickow-di-cow-cow-kickow-di-gow-tow-pickow-dowwwwwwwww-whoo!
hfbakery 11 months ago 5
Still relevant today!
HermieHedgehog 1 year ago 8
I love this song.
archangel385 1 year ago 4
161 viewers liked having Jesus on their penis! =D
Aconite666 1 year ago 75
@Aconite666 forgot about manginas.
linkuei83 8 months ago
@Aconite666: Genius!
FahlmanCascade 8 months ago
@Aconite666 Now it's up to 163! Ha ha ha ha ha!
ImmortalSpirit1 8 months ago
@Aconite666 now 167
cuttingedgecomix 5 months ago
This. Is. Awesome.
tuaxcantante 1 year ago
I am laughing so hard I can barely type!!! Very well done and I especially like the last line. (o:
MozelleP2V 1 year ago 3
Fucking Epic! :P
Good Job. What are the chords? :D
W4llyB4nger 1 year ago 3
I love you man.. You got ballz, as they say in america. Nice and fuk jesus and mohammed and moses too.
ZaphedBeebleBrox 1 year ago
GREAT!!!
paperdaemon 1 year ago
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Lame,
Why is it that atheist say the name Jesus far more than Christians do?
LOL
Jesus needs to file a restraining order on this whacko
Billshut100 1 year ago
@Billshut100 Jesus isn't real so he can't file a restraining order.
Pilaf1984 1 year ago 6
@Pilaf1984 and if he was, he would likely sue since hes a money hungry jew just like his followers.
ANHEROseven 1 year ago
@Billshut100 Too bad he's dead. lol
ANHEROseven 1 year ago
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blasphemous disgusting pricks
tobehonestirl 1 year ago
@tobehonestirl Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Pilaf1984 1 year ago 58
@Pilaf1984 -- And Hallelujah for that!
2close2themoon 8 months ago
@Pilaf1984
blaphemy is not a crime; victimless or otherwise.
Nilguiri 5 months ago 2
@Pilaf1984 ESPECIALLY if their is nothing to Blaspheme!!
cuttingedgecomix 5 months ago
@tobehonestirl Hey feel free to pray and worship as you like. Just spare us your religion on our laws!
Boudiga 1 year ago 9
@tobehonestirl u mad?
tuaxcantante 1 year ago
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well you really gonna go to hell!
gervic23 1 year ago
simply amazing!
missythehippie 1 year ago
is it weird i have this on my ipod xD
twilightkatherine1 1 year ago 3
wats his youtube acount called
dylanmasterguy 1 year ago
@dylanmasterguy
redschwartz
RedSchwartz 1 year ago
well put sir
junkheadjones 1 year ago
Seriously? If all the Biblethumpers go to heaven, I WANT to go to hell. It's less painful than spending eternity with those dimwits.
0x777 1 year ago 14
I love you...
route3atheist 1 year ago 2
153 people like jesus on their penis
invaderquinn 1 year ago 9
mp3 download please
invaderquinn 1 year ago 2
awsom this is so funny lol all these christfags griefing wowww u ppl have no life
picaticatara 1 year ago 2
Christine O'Donnell should be strapped down and be forced to watch this video for 24 hours, non-stop.
beerbrain420 1 year ago 4
hahahaha... nice one Eric.
But a subject that's made me mad as hell for years and years. The church's 'attitude' to original sin, in fact anything to do with any form of reproduction does my flaming nut in. How bloody dare they?
Go have a look at the secret room in Naples National Museum and see how many penises you find in there! For years, the only people who could visit it?
...........drum roll.........the CLERGY!
SuperHexus 1 year ago 2
did you know, the mitre he wears in this, in reality has a penis inside it, and the pope and the archbishop of canterbury wear one all the time !
PinealVoyager 1 year ago 2
caption this PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HEARING IMPAIRED HELP
posietea 1 year ago
@posietea I don't know how to caption, but if you want me to transcribe it for you, I'd be happy to!
AuralayKristine 1 year ago
i cant wait to see yo guys in hell i wanna hear this 24/7 lol
codygrene 1 year ago 3
I love JESUS and I love penus LOL
pamdill5000 1 year ago
Sadly still applies.
HermieHedgehog 1 year ago
saw this guy perform in NC on a head full of Lucy in the Sky w/ Diamonds. Funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen.
creepyoldman2 1 year ago
AWESOME LMAO :)
HippyCalliach 1 year ago
still one of my favorite videos everrrrrrr. too funny XD
sugar735 1 year ago 3
I love this guy - he's so funny
foxfire06320 1 year ago 2
I love this song. especially the message in the lyrics
Just4FunDK 1 year ago
brilliant? ya more like demented
mjscotto 1 year ago
Brilliant. Period.
Wraithlen 1 year ago 2
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gay fag is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thewichaklan1 1 year ago
It's been a long time since I last watched this. Still brilliant.
:)
LOLJunkiee 1 year ago
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Youngl3lood 1 year ago
not how I would of put it but o wait that is how I would put it :)
150 people missed the thumbs up option
DetrivoreDesires 1 year ago 2
wh:-oa
KaristaSwiss 1 year ago
Anytime feeling down, this video allways picks us up
AtheistIreland 1 year ago
FUCK God.
iekenta03 1 year ago 11
@iekenta03 oh thats not the message at all.......anyways have a wonderful day.
pamdill5000 1 year ago
Haw!!
prometheusBURNING 1 year ago
if in islam is keep you mohammad of my penis. hahahaha
muhdrifqialqayyumbma 1 year ago
lol true shit
jumpmankb24 1 year ago
This is genius. Hah.
TheVideoAnalyst 1 year ago
Hmmm I wonder how this would sound in other Religions?
Keep your Talmud off my Penis!...no that just sounds like good advice...the Talmud is a thick book...it might be painful.
Keep your Buddha off my Penis!....eh....the thought of a large overweight Asian man dressed in orange preist robes, sitting on someones Penis sounds like the worlds WORST gay porno! (not that Im an expert on gay porn)....really Im not! Honest!!!
Keep your Harry Krishna off my Penis...sounds like a pro virginity Cheer!
frankensteinmoneymac 1 year ago 9
@frankensteinmoneymac lmfao
pamdill5000 1 year ago
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IamBackSince1990 1 year ago
Awesome song bro.
mamolian 1 year ago
This is a friggin classic! Kudos to you Eric!
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jesus is our lord and our only hope for salvation. please pray for youre forgiveness for the lord shall spare all.lol
uberbigbread 1 year ago
Meth-head?
Wwallace67 1 year ago
jesus, i saw him and he see me, and from that day i have been keeping jesus from my penis
leonalquin 1 year ago
Great Video
AtheistIreland 1 year ago
wonderful
luvinmomofone1 1 year ago
Mighty Thor approves :)
WCdragoninja 1 year ago 5
Whenever you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex.
Zeeboe 1 year ago 176
@Zeeboe tshirt hell ftw!! lol
GothicAfroman 1 year ago
@GothicAfroman - lol. Yup. *high five*
Zeeboe 1 year ago
@Zeeboe Bwahahahahaaaaa good one!
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@Zeeboe All right you fuckin atheist bastard you need to stop sucking so much cock, you need to stop dropping the soap so nasty nate can fuck you in the ass for 30 hours straight with no lube; i am a proud believer of god and i hope you die and get you ass plugged by satan and a gorrila on viagra at the same time. Hope you can properly gargle monkey semen. J4L - Whoop whoop! love ax murdera
benzowicked 1 year ago
@benzowicked well then, I'll save you a spot in hell when I die.
jakcloudhighwind 1 year ago
@Zeeboe So whats the leporocon for?
TitanOppey 1 year ago
theres a lot of people saying satanism is the best and shit but id seriously like to know 2 things. 1. Does anyone even know what satanism is really? 2. Has anyone honestly read the satanic bible? i doubt either.
First read the Satanic bible. Secondally yourll then realise Satanism has NOTHING to do with the devil in hell or anything like that, it is really the devil inside. So shut up you idiots who think the Satan is cool just because he lives in hell or whatever. Open to debate if disagree:)
deathofhumans 1 year ago 7
The greatest part about this song is that your exactly right about everything! Why should we have to obey by a religion we don't belive in? "Who the fuck are you to turn your veiws into my laws?" I am a wiccan and I feel that it is a bit dictorial and communistic to make everyone abide by one religion. "Hypachristianity!"
Lis4cutie 1 year ago 3
I watch this Video whenever Im sad and WOW Im HAPPY and Singing it for a week..
akashafuhr 1 year ago 4
Excellent Eric!!!
daisyalea 1 year ago 3
HAIL LUCIFER!
IsolatedLucifer 1 year ago
@IsolatedLucifer ;) \m/
impulsetospit 1 year ago 3
Keep your rosaries off my ovaries!
EmptinessIsFillingMe 1 year ago 66
@EmptinessIsFillingMe That made me laugh SO hard. :D
amandalikesplays 1 year ago
thank farther lucifer for this brave jew!
leftwingnazi666 1 year ago 5
it's about time some one made this song christions go to hell!
leftwingnazi666 1 year ago 2
god is bullshit... just a fucking fairy tail.
spiritskull 1 year ago 3
@spiritskull you sound sad
pamdill5000 1 year ago
this guy is a good representation for atheist.
Walkingtesticles 1 year ago 4
I doubt this guy gets laid.
foozeball67 1 year ago
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I hope that guy enjoys burning in hell for eternity.
XxRatedRx 1 year ago
@XxRatedRx i bet then he would wish jesus was on his penis ;)
lowtone10 1 year ago
@XxRatedRx If hell's full of witty dudes like this I'll take it over the right's version of heaven.
bcfilmguy 1 year ago 2
I love it! Keep up the good work! Christians get to spout whatever drivel they wish and condemn whoever thinks otherwise. If they find this offensive it's just as offensive when they come to me and try to press their beliefs on me, like my mind and opinions are baseless. I'm just as entitled to my opinion and likes the same as any other person on this planet. If you can't handle it read that book you thump - it says turn the other cheek. Get over yourself
behive555 1 year ago
If god created existence, how can god exist?