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  • They named the prophet for the dirty c***! they should be scared because they'll be in deep trouble

  • I love this!!! You need to add something about Xmas bring shoved down our throats too.

  • @1lonepuma Your God punishes Hell for consensual gay sex (or did for a lot of history.) The theistic (intervening) God does not exist, and if there is a God, he's facepalming at all the evil done in His name. How can you have free will if you can't worship other gods, have consensual gay sex, or any of the other things he forbids? While Eric Schwartz may not be anti-christian, I am. I've had enough of being called an evil abomination for loving another man. Your God IS NOT Love.

  • Just had to listen to this after hearing about the anti abortion ads their gonna post during the super bowl.

  • As a spokesman for Satan, well done! However, God has proved his existence, but you refuse to believe it, it's that simple. Christians are not trying to force you into believing, that's a conscience choice you make. We can only tell you of our experiences, as believers. God is a God of free will and choice. He won't force you into anything you don't want to do. Again, that's your right. Watch for the Great Tribulation coming, you'll see another reality of God's undeniable existence, be prepared!

  • Absolutely hilarious!!! On a more serious note: Check out The Dawn of Intelligence on Wildman Walker's Blog

  • funny as hell!!!

  • HILARIOUS

  • This is wonderful. Thanks to all for its existence.

  • lol, that's rich

  • Yeah and tell Jesus to stop watching people masturbate. It's creepy!

  • This is the best fucking thing.

  • I LOVE this guy. :lol:

  • Is it right to say Amen to that!? :D

  • "...That's if you want me to..." Haha it's very important to express that point.

  • hypochristians

  • @JabarbarDevin24 ...and Christiofascists.

  • We are all going to hell (all of as 2478) at least we aren`t going alone hahaha

  • "Anti-choice agnostics, I can count them on one hand" There aren't many compared to others, but my brother is one.

  • Amen!.. ooh wait..

  • Wow, this is a really great message delivered in a very entertaining way. And I learned a new word--"Hippochristianity"! I've never thought of that before! I am agnostic and I believe in gay rights and I share your idea that Christians force their belief on something about people's lives that's none of their business. Keep your Jesus off my penis!!!! Haha!!!!

  • @sunlightblessing Jesus taught us to tell children they'll burn FOREVER if they didn't believe in him. Thank God (who probably doesn't exist.) I've escaped.

  • J(th)C= Fiction! Penus(the)Christus[=Anointed One(through the BulboUrethral GlanDs)]=REAL, is the WORD that came downTo Earth, became Flesh, in the Triangle of the Manly Crotch, and resurrects, in all shapes and sizes! (unless he suffers from resurrectile Dysfunction), in the expectance of the due worship, and he provides the Divine blessings of SACRED ORGASM and spends the milkey river of LIFE.

  • Still Relevant....unfortunately :/

  • When I see ppl specialy men fighting against society hypocrisy, I get so hopeful

  • omg i cant stop listening now ! help !

  • Jesus did cocaine.

  • Ladies, you may put your "jesus" on my penis, and by penis I mean my cock, and by "jesus" I mean your pussy, and by ladies I mean none of you.

  • @TheLifePerfect Hehe, i get it. It's cause Jesus is a c-nt right? xD

  • @8GrolschMan8 Dude, stop overthinking it.

  • it is never okay to violate the free will of anothe rperson, babies scream out in tortured anguish and i don't recall asking to have body parts removed that i would rather have on me. sick.

    violation of free will = crime . therefore most laws, organizations, institutions, are criminals, as they work tirelessly to lie to us and create an idea that its okay to inflict suffering on others, be i it hell fire n brimstone sermons or shit like this. Jesus didn't teach that.

  • @sunlightblessing You go on for some time about children's genitalia. You got something you need to tell someone before you wind up in you prison? The teachings of Jesus Christ are not perfect, if they were, he would know better than to teach us anything that can be used as an excuse for violence. Men are greedy, selfish, and have taken religion as a means to control a populace. If god were alive he'd hate us anyways.

  • @cooter52live I was under the impression that "Jesus" was "The Son of God", not "God: the Lord". I myself wonder how much culture has influenced any given Christianity, as Late-Roman and the middle to later Post-Roman areas, concerning more Christianity's stretch than Rome's borders, were likely entirely different areas culture-wise.

  • @Jaddeel k

    

  • the weapon of the liars that destroy all human life is information, they write books, they use institutions, they operate to deceive our people and rob them of LIBERTY by making it out to be an "enemy " , be it bs like addiction ( pot heals addiction just fine, ) mental illness ( pot heals mental illness just fine ) cancer ( pot heals cancer just fine, run from the cure youtube it ) , these slick bastards use terrorism to lie to us. circumcision is a wrecked atrocity. male and female.

  • what greater cult of child abuse than Christianity --- kill jesus, whack him, change his name from Yeshua to Hey-zeus, create a religion of sin and guilt make a By Baal about going to hell, control the world, steal everyone blind, and make it okay to ritually abuse childrens genitals so you can feel powerful over them. puritan filth , sex is wholesome when its love. so are drugs like pot.

    the teachings of JESUS CHRIST ARE PERFECT, but Christianity is run by some evil wolves in sheep garb

  • restore an artificial foreskin, you have been robbed if you don't have one, when you do your sensitivity goes up so profoundly that its like you have a brand new body that's never been touched before and you will hate these sick child torturing lying bastards, and work for the truth to reform ... solutions yes , but we cannot forgive what is evil. anon a mus do u care to take on that battle ?

  • this damn well applies to circumcision thousands of times more than gay marriage - the abuse no one talks about is something that people wake up with rabid belligerence to destroy once they realize it was right under their eyes.

  • did you know that moses was a plagirist and stole the ten commandments from egypts religion to start with?

  • blasphemy is a matter of opinion

  • for all those women out there - KEEP YOUR ROSARIES OFF MY OVARIES!!

  • I love that im watching this on a laptop given to me at a catholic school that my parents have sent me too.... THIS GUY IS A LEGEND

  • I love this shit. :D

  • As a christian I wish the USA respected peoples individual liberties.

  • @joshbottube AMEN

  • I can't stop listening to this it's so awesome!

  • mp3?

    

  • That was simply amazing. I'm sending this to fundamentalists when they try to argue with me about gay marriage from now on. XD

  • ...and keep yer Boehner outta my uterus, too! <l ; P

  • @catayl amen to that!

  • absolutely great..... awesome

  • Excellent! LOVE it!

  • This is awesome! :D

  • hell u r going pal!

  • hahahahahaa... what the fuck did I just watch????hahahahahaha

  • With the SOUND OFF, these aren't bad!

    And you STILL don't need to ask, did he answer:

    Origin of existence--origin of life.

    NOW DO YOU?!!

    MUST be an Osteopath! "Like" a doctor..."like" a chiropractor

  • he messes up by endorsing the idea that christianity is still a valid point or that it's okay so long as it stays outta the law cuz it still indoctrinates hate against so many. it promotes ignorance and denying perfectly good facts. its based on gullibility and backed up by lies. it has no place in reality. none.

  • @cruelbusiness1984 all religion is "okay"... just do not force it on others... that is his point. People may believe as they choose... if you claim otherwise then you are just as guilty of forcing othes to believe as you want them to.

  • @cruelbusiness1984 Exactly. Religion is not beautiful whatsoever. Any perceived beauty of religion is nothing but a farce.

  • But I don't tell you how to pray, so don't tell me how to screw!

  • Genius! I wish I could "like" this 100 times. Can I???

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  • My sentiments exactly.

  • love it

  • 215, 666 people have listen to this "666" lol

  • Maybe not how I personally would of said it but the point is valid

  • What a Great Video! 

  • HAHAH... SO GREAT

  • Grade A stuff.

  • This is just plain 100% talent and creativity...and I dare anyone who knocks it to write and produce something that even comes close to as good as this is. This is a lot harder than it looks to write, perform and produce. Try it sometime you talentless trolls.

    Check out "the God Delusion Song"...yea, a shameless plug of my work...but at least I backed up my first statement with an actual composition.

  • Christians are just mad because only the cool people go to Hell. When I die, I'll be hanging out with Gandhi and Ronnie James Dio.

  • @PohatuJr when u die ur body will simply b food 4 worms and that's it. so live this life like its the only one u got instead of holdin ur breath 4 something that'll never come

  • I think this guy is gay.

  • Are you sure about the lyrics here? ......Maybe Jesus gives "good head"?

  • keep your gods off my cods.

  • These kinda guys are just as annoying as religious fanatics. And also, it would have been better as gangster rap.

  • actually in christianity its jesus's penis thats in you

  • KEEP YOUR BIBLE OFF MY BALLS!

  • bown-dow-dow-bow-picka-pickow-­di-cow-cow-kickow-di-gow-tow-p­ickow-dowwwwwwwww-whoo!

  • Still relevant today!

  • I love this song.

  • 161 viewers liked having Jesus on their penis! =D

  • @Aconite666 forgot about manginas.

  • @Aconite666: Genius!

  • @Aconite666 Now it's up to 163! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  • @Aconite666 now 167

  • This. Is. Awesome.

  • I am laughing so hard I can barely type!!! Very well done and I especially like the last line. (o:

  • Fucking Epic! :P

    Good Job. What are the chords? :D

  • I love you man.. You got ballz, as they say in america. Nice and fuk jesus and mohammed and moses too.

  • GREAT!!!

  • @Billshut100 Jesus isn't real so he can't file a restraining order.

  • @Pilaf1984 and if he was, he would likely sue since hes a money hungry jew just like his followers.

  • @Billshut100 Too bad he's dead. lol

  • @tobehonestirl Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

  • @Pilaf1984 -- And Hallelujah for that!

  • @Pilaf1984

    blaphemy is not a crime; victimless or otherwise.

  • @Pilaf1984 ESPECIALLY if their is nothing to Blaspheme!!

  • @tobehonestirl Hey feel free to pray and worship as you like. Just spare us your religion on our laws!

  • @tobehonestirl u mad?

  • simply amazing!

  • is it weird i have this on my ipod xD

  • wats his youtube acount called

  • @dylanmasterguy

    redschwartz

    

  • well put sir

  • Seriously? If all the Biblethumpers go to heaven, I WANT to go to hell. It's less painful than spending eternity with those dimwits.

  • I love you...

  • 153 people like jesus on their penis

  • mp3 download please

  • awsom this is so funny lol all these christfags griefing wowww u ppl have no life

  • Christine O'Donnell should be strapped down and be forced to watch this video for 24 hours, non-stop.

  • hahahaha... nice one Eric.

    But a subject that's made me mad as hell for years and years. The church's 'attitude' to original sin, in fact anything to do with any form of reproduction does my flaming nut in. How bloody dare they?

    Go have a look at the secret room in Naples National Museum and see how many penises you find in there! For years, the only people who could visit it?

    ...........drum roll.........the CLERGY!

  • did you know, the mitre he wears in this, in reality has a penis inside it, and the pope and the archbishop of canterbury wear one all the time !

  • caption this PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HEARING IMPAIRED HELP

  • @posietea I don't know how to caption, but if you want me to transcribe it for you, I'd be happy to!

  • i cant wait to see yo guys in hell i wanna hear this 24/7 lol

  • I love JESUS and I love penus LOL

  • Sadly still applies.

  • saw this guy perform in NC on a head full of Lucy in the Sky w/ Diamonds. Funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen.

  • AWESOME LMAO :)

  • still one of my favorite videos everrrrrrr. too funny XD

  • I love this guy - he's so funny

  • I love this song. especially the message in the lyrics

  • brilliant? ya more like demented

  • Brilliant. Period.

  • It's been a long time since I last watched this. Still brilliant.

    :)

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  • not how I would of put it but o wait that is how I would put it :)

    150 people missed the thumbs up option

  • wh:-oa

  • Anytime feeling down, this video allways picks us up

  • FUCK God.

  • @iekenta03 oh thats not the message at all.......anyways have a wonderful day.

  • Haw!!

  • if in islam is keep you mohammad of my penis. hahahaha

  • lol true shit

  • This is genius. Hah.

  • Hmmm I wonder how this would sound in other Religions?

    Keep your Talmud off my Penis!...no that just sounds like good advice...the Talmud is a thick book...it might be painful.

    Keep your Buddha off my Penis!....eh....the thought of a large overweight Asian man dressed in orange preist robes, sitting on someones Penis sounds like the worlds WORST gay porno! (not that Im an expert on gay porn)....really Im not! Honest!!!

    Keep your Harry Krishna off my Penis...sounds like a pro virginity Cheer!

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  • Awesome song bro.

  • This is a friggin classic! Kudos to you Eric!

  • Meth-head?

  • jesus, i saw him and he see me, and from that day i have been keeping jesus from my penis

  • Great Video

  • wonderful

  • Mighty Thor approves :)

  • Whenever you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex.

  • @Zeeboe tshirt hell ftw!! lol

  • @GothicAfroman - lol. Yup. *high five*

  • @Zeeboe Bwahahahahaaaaa good one!

  • @benzowicked well then, I'll save you a spot in hell when I die.

  • @Zeeboe So whats the leporocon for?

  • theres a lot of people saying satanism is the best and shit but id seriously like to know 2 things. 1. Does anyone even know what satanism is really? 2. Has anyone honestly read the satanic bible? i doubt either.

    First read the Satanic bible. Secondally yourll then realise Satanism has NOTHING to do with the devil in hell or anything like that, it is really the devil inside. So shut up you idiots who think the Satan is cool just because he lives in hell or whatever. Open to debate if disagree:)

  • The greatest part about this song is that your exactly right about everything! Why should we have to obey by a religion we don't belive in? "Who the fuck are you to turn your veiws into my laws?" I am a wiccan and I feel that it is a bit dictorial and communistic to make everyone abide by one religion. "Hypachristianity!"

  • I watch this Video whenever Im sad and WOW Im HAPPY and Singing it for a week..

  • Excellent Eric!!!

  • HAIL LUCIFER!

  • @IsolatedLucifer ;) \m/

  • Keep your rosaries off my ovaries!

  • @EmptinessIsFillingMe That made me laugh SO hard. :D

  • thank farther lucifer for this brave jew!

  • it's about time some one made this song christions go to hell!

  • god is bullshit... just a fucking fairy tail.

  • @spiritskull you sound sad 

  • this guy is a good representation for atheist.

  • I doubt this guy gets laid.

  • @XxRatedRx i bet then he would wish jesus was on his penis ;)

  • @XxRatedRx If hell's full of witty dudes like this I'll take it over the right's version of heaven.

  • I love it! Keep up the good work! Christians get to spout whatever drivel they wish and condemn whoever thinks otherwise. If they find this offensive it's just as offensive when they come to me and try to press their beliefs on me, like my mind and opinions are baseless. I'm just as entitled to my opinion and likes the same as any other person on this planet. If you can't handle it read that book you thump - it says turn the other cheek. Get over yourself

  • If god created existence, how can god exist?