Skyrim: To Marry a Queen. Marry Jarl Elisif the Fair

[SuperDarkLord7]

lol a break up at 13 rofl there is no such thing

[DarkPro16]

skyrim should have been multiplayer!

[ProdigiousK]

Yea i tried it the first time and we got married but then she was no where to be seen after that. I teleported her to me with player.placeatme command but then she acted as if we were never married. Kept mentioning her dead husband lol, what an insult. But ya, what could have i done wrong?

[ProdigiousK]

I bet if you tried the, "set ownership" command on her bed and various things that would work.

[HenryN7]

V fag

[TheMooner21]

EAT SHIT CONSOLE PLAYERS, WE CAN NEVER PLAY ANY GOOD CONSOLE GAMES ON PC, BUT NOW WE HAVE AN ADVANTAGE FOR SKYRIM!!!! HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Octagonapus97]

@TheMooner21 What is this I don't even...? I hope you realize that I purposefully chose the Xbox 360 version over the PC version?

[Leto85]

The weird thing is that the Thalmor Bunk isn't really your house, even though the game might hint it is. When I was trying to pick up items it was mentioned as stealing. And sleeping in the bed wasn't an option either, as I 'couldn't do that while trespassing.' You're right: the best option is still moving to Breezehome, or anything else you own.

[Leto85]

Would be very ironic to first mary her, and than fight the Sivil War at the side of the Stormcloaks. :P

Thank you very much for this vid though. I'm marrying this cool queen right now.

[Omnidestrophic]

Don't put down a person who has a sense of humor.

Just because you have a shitty life doesn't mean that you have to force it on others who actually can make a good joke.

[Uchihaman1234]

meanwhile in Sovngarde - Torygg shakes his head...

[DangerousScarecrow]

You don't need console

[KindGecko]

Uhh WTF

[GameMaster2000000]

Wow Jarl Elisif is a lesbian. Wow Jarl Elisifs also a girl nobody evr told me that.

[WhoaKaela]

@GameMaster2000000 She was married to the high king previously...

[leslie1xgo]

GAY 

[WhoaKaela]

Can you marry Ulfric this way?

[UngodlyMystic]

@WhoaKaela i don't think so. i don't believe the game has his voice recorded with marriage dialogue. i'm pretty sure the only reason Elisif can be married is because she uses the same voice as many other potential wives, so console commands work on her.

[Napoleon637]

Now that's my favorite kind of magic....lesbomancy

[Coolkid12ism]

What if your wife doesn't die if you kill her.

[Couscous43]

This would make a good mod.

[HaveSomeQuark]

@foojuice101 i just deleted the bedroll instead :)

[LittleMsAsian101]

AND YOUR A GIRL!!! WHAT ABOUT BEING HIGH KING?! Or maybe you wanna be high queen... hmm...

[lohaneser]

You know what I can tell you about new High King? He have scales and tail. Hi hi.

[bro123bro123]

Attending your own wedding in Dragon Armor?

Badass.

[dylanduncan09]

thumbs up for lesbians 0.o

[MrRabidCat]

Wait, so that means theres no point of a civil war?

[Ne0MT]

WHAT so the whole profit in solitude is just 600 per day?

[SirNathanFox]

I've done everything correctly and I still don't get the dialogue..

Any help Kenny/others?

[darksydeparks]

@Coolkid12ism You eat all your foods with a spoon don't you

[SlimShady726]

WHERES MY THRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SlimShady726]

lesbian o.O

[ArmadylAQW]

@Coolkid12ism By console, Kenny means the thing opened with the ~ key. Idiot.

[Coolkid12ism]

This is not on console dummy this is on computer. Liar

[Ahmedmega10000]

@Coolkid12ism ..................

[Salaisor]

@Coolkid12ism Are you retarded?

[SlimShady726]

@Coolkid12ism console means he spawned using a cheat that wat console command means dude

[K4miK4tzex3]

baah. i don't want Elisif. *stubborn child look* û,u

I want Ulfric <3

[TheTrueSiperx]

wait, does this mean you can get away with anything in that city now?

[DahTreeSniffer]

anyone else here the wanking sound in the back ground at the start

[Hoekzema]

I'm guessing her previous husband wasn't really good at.. eh... hehehe

[Taught77]

"Under Mara's loving Gays"

lol

[foojuice101]

I thought she lived in the Blue Palace?

[ultimatekotorfan]

So are you the King or Queen in the relationship?

[RealEvangelizer]

I thought you could marry her, since she expresses the interest. However it has no benefit whatsoever over marrying anyone else.

[carpartan]

it cant be done in xbox?

[Mrepicpplshow]

hahaha

[croteam3]

That is Camilla! This is just a mod.

[waecker2]

@croteam3 ummmm do you pay attention at all? elisif and camilla have the same voice actress and it even says the name at 1:59 so pay attention

[1kennyking]

@croteam3 dumass it just has the same voice

[TheMALEK789]

BOUUUUUUUUU

[LesMetalleux321]

2:00 you made me angry!

[Xavier22116]

Me: Oh this is cool. 2:01 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[z3r0cybin]

Doesn't she live in the Blue Palace?????

[z3r0cybin]

Why does she flirt with you when you can't marry her?

[mamaLuigi68]

O.e

[thevictork100]

see this is is why i dont play as girls!



[BambooStalker89]

The virginity is strong in this one.

[rusH1023]

@BambooStalker89

Comment thief! Be original, dude. So sad.

[LegendBaal]

@BambooStalker89 idiot.

[GrelodTheDead]

@LegendBaal God damn...three years later and I still see you around Youtube..

-Saph

[adriansosis]

holy shit! they r lesbian

[HaveSomeQuark]

mine sleeps on stupid bedroll at house in solitude? how do i fix that

[foojuice101]

@HaveSomeQuark

Click on the bedroll, type "SetOwnership" into the console and your spouse will stop mucking around in the basement.

[TheMcgrath123]

clikety clik clik

[Apoccalypce2]

thumbs up if skyrim needs a sex skill w/ perks

[EvilsOfFeminism]

@Apoccalypce2 Or like a fourth color of star constellations.

[smorehouse4]

@Apoccalypce2 gigigigigigigde goo

[dosavg123]

@Apoccalypce2 yeah like fus doh cum!

[Apoccalypce2]

@dosavg123 ikr? archery skill increased to 100! cumshot perk unlocked!

[TheDthatcher]

@Apoccalypce2 there will problly be dlcs

[IAMA1337NINJA]

@Apoccalypce2 Viagra perk; +20% for 4 hours

[mohib1]

@Apoccalypce2 there is, its called the ONE HANDED skill

[MarkDunne1698]

@mohib1

I need the two handed OH BOOM

[Apoccalypce2]

@mohib1 I prefer TWO-HANDED

[Apoccalypce2]

@mohib1 no, the ARCHERY skill with my CUMSHOT!

[murphinator3000]

@Apoccalypce2 thats what im talking about

[Colombillla]

@Apoccalypce2 Thats what the one handed skill is for

Forever Alone.jpg

[arackan1]

@Apoccalypce2 Thumbs up if this guy needs a girlfriend...

[tdigirlrocks]

@arackan1 What if it's a girl.

[arackan1]

@tdigirlrocks Do you really need an answer..?

[Apoccalypce2]

@arackan1 Ikr, pedobear.

[Apoccalypce2]

@arackan1 I do. She laugs at this, and I am a virgin because I'm 13. just seeing how many pervs there are out there, so don't hate, if you have nothing better to do than try to find porn on youtube, and Plus, it was a bad brea-up that happened about a few days ago, smh.

[arackan1]

@Apoccalypce2

1. This game is 18 age limit

2. I saw this video when i watched a guy covering mods for Skyrim

3. I don't hate, I simply think that modding this game to be a porn-game is really ridiculous

4. You say you do have a girlfriend, but a break-up happened recently. Then it does not sound like something to use because apparently you did not care so much about it. But if you just wrote it wrong and she did, I feel sorry for you.

[WiremuH]

@arackan1 Hard, what a faggot, hahahaha.

[Apoccalypce2]

@arackan1 CAn you shut up please? look, I had one for literally over a year, then we broke up a week ago, I'm 13 also! you think it's funny to pick on a friggin teenager over the internet?

[bubbamittens]

@Apoccalypce2 Then don't post stupid shit, kid.

[Apoccalypce2]

@bubbamittens you don't even know what I was talking about so gtfo.

[bubbamittens]

@Apoccalypce2 'skyrim should have sex lol i know you'll upvote me because youtube is full of children' Is basically what you said.

[Apoccalypce2]

@bubbamittens I'm trying to be funny. I said qute on quote "skyrim should have a sex skill w/ perks" and people found the humor I put in that and they liked it, or flag for spam option.

[Apoccalypce2]

@bubbamittens as if your username doesn't count...

[arackan1]

@Apoccalypce2 I didn't know you were 13 and had a break-up, so you can't blame me for that. Neither did I insult you in any way, you made a joke, I made a joke. I apologize for offending you. But this is the Internet, you should expect people to have a opinion on what you put out there.

[Omnidestrophic]

@arackan1 look people saying thumbs up are fucking retarded. He made a funny joke. haha. laugh, don't make fun of the dude for have a sense of humor.

[Xxeroz1009]

@Apoccalypce2 Lol virgin.

[AliveFox]

@Apoccalypce2 srsly dude, go masturbate, thats the most virgin comentary i ever read!

[Apoccalypce2]

@AliveFox gtfo then. youtube is ment to be watched not disscussed, and btw, I got more likes than anything you've done, so i'd be best to leave.

[arackan1]

@Apoccalypce2 Dude, Youtube is also for discussion, that is why we are able to comment on videos...

[razze159]

@Apoccalypce2 There will be a mod for that sooner or later. Dont you worry....

[Apoccalypce2]

@razze159 how to make skyrim mods...

[AliveFox]

@Apoccalypce2 I KNOW YOU HAVE a lot of thumbs ups,cause your comment were really funny, and i was jocking with you, but you took it to the hard side, so be it!

[AliveFox]

@Apoccalypce2 and no! i have about 2 or 3 comments that have around 500 likes, and yours have about 140 (poor boy)...

[0096luke]

@AliveFox Watch out, we got a badass over here.

[jakke81]

So there's now 2 high queens in skyrim?

[Acey223]

@jakke81

One do Fuck and the other to rule... And on some days...

No.

[kenshiro100cracked]

@Crosby4hyg mjoll always follows me around but aren aint there. jus get her to be your company then she aint gonna be cheatin.

[shadowraptor90990]

My one-handed just increased.

[hector43211]

@shadowraptor90990 my two handed increased lol

[Janickc]

Lesbomancy!

[Magcaryn]

Lesbian? o_O

[ssssparkssss]

:C i whent with stormcloak

[TheMALEK789]

omg gay warriege in skyrim

[fumblebeef]

@TheMALEK789 *lesbian.

[Crosby4hyg]

Im pretty sure my bitch is cheatin on me. I married that lioness bitch from riften and she has this little man who follows her around and is often in my fucking house when i come back from hunting walrus'. i'm trying to think of the best place to fus ro dah them off of any suggestions?

[godness10]

@Crosby4hyg Tell Mjol the Lioness to follow you, take her outside and then tell her to wait, go back inside and kill the dude that always follows her like he's her retarded puppy, then go back outside and tell her that it's time to part ways, problem solved. If you really want to kill them then take them to the throat of the world and use the unrelenting shout and shout them off the mountain.

[Dailybabble]

I married Jarl Bargruuf

[Tremulousnut]

Wait....do Jarls cook?

[ainumahtar]

@Tremulousnut Does it matter if she has a cook in her employ?

[andrewlay1]

skyrim lesbos, hot lol

[twitchvonfix]

lol!

CONSOLE:

kill

kill

kill

disable

kill

kill...

[XxEpicSaucexX]

You killed quite alot of people before this video.

[MissPaigeRich]

If you kill your husband/wife, can you re marry?:)

[NeedozHD]

@MissPaigeRich No i dont think so.

[Leto85]

@MissPaigeRich Just like in real life. :P

[Sophannavy132]

this video is too long for something so boring

[sebster555]

Lesbians... Nice XD

[CollectorFreak14]

it just pisses me off on how almost everybody makes these videos on how to do things that you can only do on the pc with fucking console commands

[arackan1]

@CollectorFreak14 Oh the joys of computers

[a0000a1234]

Of course pc has all the bugs and hackers

[chengda85]

if you do this will you still be able to get quests from here or whatever?

[Alonsos305]

Firstly, That was not a girl. That was a pop star look alike (Think backstreet boys and Justin Bieber). And second, Women tend to be scarier then guys. They start off sweat then they turn into FUCKING WEREWOLVES! You got yourself a powerful woman with an army and SCARY MOOD SWINGS!! The PERFECT companion >:3

[TheStoopad]

I ended up killing my wife because she wouln't shut the fuck up when I was home.

...AND WHY IS A GIRL GETTING MARRIED TO A GIRL?

Wait, nevermind lesbians. Thats cool. You just have to leave your windows down..... *fap fap fap*

[legobertl33]

ts thats nothing im lvl 80 =D

[NightwishLover2012]

Well, she's not really the High Queen of Skyrim. Unless you complete the Imperial questline. FOR THE EMPIRE!

[EXZ98]

@NightwishLover2012 NO NO NO FOR SKYRIM!! BOTH LEADERS SUCK!!!

[modizzzs]

2 girls 1 Amulet Of Mara

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

Hey I cant get it to work!!! I did it exactly the way you said to do it :( I guess I'll just go marry Hroki...

[TheChicero]

Lesbians!



[hoganx91]

Haha, sure got a lot of White knights / women here :D.

[TheMrJtc]

is this a lesbic marriage

[Musicloverkay]

I like how Skyrim doesn't discriminate against genders. They thought of everything lol!

[Ekulizor]

....and if we DON'T have the MITHERFUCKING pc version?

[Sinitsu]

@Ekulizor HAHAHHAHAHA

[chanceofhearts]

@Ekulizor Then you have obviously never played a Bethesda game before. ;D

[lukenofear10]

she lives in the blue palace

[austintxman25]

@lukenofear10 no shit

[Kendov97]

well shit. the queens a lesbian.

fap.

[gameaddictlockhart]

Now you get a crown, ஜ۩۞۩ஜ.

[LOKO09814]

the women u can marry in skyrim always say "ïts a fine day with you arround" she says it to me so :P i think i dont need no console command mostly because i play on ps3 but i prefer  Aela The Huntress she the best xD

[faolan121]

@LOKO09814 i meant to vote up and aela is the best

[william4everGaming]

Wait, Does this work with Vex from the thieves guild?

[zigzag112254]

the voice acting for "forsed" marrage seems flawless i still think they should have made everyone in skyrim able to be marred

[TheFailGamer27]

After completing the stormcloak questline I can't find elisif anywhere. I'd like to become thane and get a house there but I can't. Any help on where to find her? :/

[DarkBlueDragoon25]

@TheFailGamer27

Elisif should still be in the Blue Palace. D:! That's where she is in my game.

[ALowCharityMember]

If her "house" is in the Thalmor Headquarters...then it's a trap!

[SmartGuy4today]

Bitch don't start a new store, just pay me taxes from the citizens you govern as Jarl over, bitch.

[NarutoEpicness]

Shes a lesbian, now i know why she wasn't interested.

[fratlar]

How the fuck did they escape their kitchens???

[hoganx91]

if only all women were controlled by a console command =/

[miack84]

@hoganx91 Yeah it's implemented by punching her and entering the command "Get back into the kitchen!"

[17kharis]

@hoganx91 Jerk...

[lankey6969]

@hoganx91 you'd probably have lost your virginitty by now, hey?

[CowieMooCowxo87]

@hoganx91 what a stupid comment. really says a lot about how pathetic and insecure you are.

[Senyin]

@hoganx91 if only all men were controlled by a console command, i'd have a hot stud with me to play video games with and fuck all day long

[lovelierlex]

@Senyin

thumbs up to that!!!

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

@hoganx91 Forever alone :(

[Righteousclaim]

@hoganx91 I dont need a console ...because I am probably one of the most fit and healthy nerds in the country...

[jonescomplete]

@hoganx91 they are.. you just have to have... THE KEYBOARD.