One of the Best Partridge moments

[999pjk]

cashback!

[Miller14100]

what coogan show was this on? 

[gringolazlo]

@Miller14100 alan patridge

[neilo86]

@Miller14100 I'm alan partridge season 2

[nath909]

"my wifes been struck of my life insurance, spiceworld"

[rageagainstmonica]

Oh, cook a cat!

[HLecterPHD]

cupa beans leek.

[IuploadArthurVideos]

crackly at the start! great and funny video though!

[CCSofChocolatesvill]

DAN,DAN,DAN,DAN,DAN

[SJames39]

Butter my arse!

[JacuzziBooty]

Alan's deep bath....

[Masychefx2]

the funniest is where he sais' beep beep room for a brave one'.

[mmmooo86]

haha



[performingmonkey900]

One of the all-time classic Partridge lines!

[petertrickaz]

I love Partridge, in a way...

[elbasque87]

oh, cook a cat!

[zionravescene]

In three minutes' time I'll be talking to Norfolk's youngest butcher!

[nbmufc94]

Gervais is the student.

Coogan is the master.

[95stanmarsh]

Jurrasic Park!

[77Fortran]

My reaction is: classic

[HeGivesTheTests]

Gave a papercut to a man from Nestlé.

[captaincomputa]

Steve Coogan for DR Who

[thejacalofskaro74]

Don't want to get tarred with the mad brush.

[666wrathchild666]

...cook a cat

[MarkusHDrake]

I got your kids!

[david2k6murphy]

Just been watching that episode now am gonna get outta bed mr watch the rest of the series

[AnnoyedSpectator]

what's a 'mustard magnet'?

[possumman10]

@AnnoyedSpectator In that episode he's trying to be friends with that lady in the white jacket as she owns a mustard company or something. I haven't seen that one for ages but it's awesome.

[StanPomeray]

@AnnoyedSpectator  "Magnate" I believe

[sweetypie000]

@AnnoyedSpectator it's like a pussy-magnet but hotter

[AnnoyedSpectator]

@sweetypie000 doesn't look like the phrase caught on

[tommason1984]

Too funny!

[thehellodaisy]

Bit like "there's been a rape up there' joke from the Office..

[Mattthehat2012]

"..oh cook a cat.."

[Morphindel]

Alan Partridge has got 8 people's kids

[JFredUK]

I've got your kids, I've got your kids, Dan..' {:0P

Can I have mine baked with cheese, please?

[jacktindale]

I'm fed up with going to all these clips and seeing nothing but Alan Partridge quotations in the comment section, it's enough to make me want to cook a cat.

[StrawberryJungle]

@jacktindale Chill! It's just people expressing their enjoyment for his comedy which lets face it is the best in the world.

[jamesblake23]

teeee.... teeeee.... teeell you what, tell you what, it' 300-and-a-half thousand views.

[ProximaCentauri1988]

I suppose the only humane way to kill a bird, is death by firing squad.

[ProximaCentauri1988]

8 people are members of the Norwich Farmers Union.

[sooperheromax]

smell the cheese!

[daraghchops]

DAN!



[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

back of the net

[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

close your mouth lynn

[nbmufc94]

Painfully funny, what I would do to see a third series is scary.

[Punkyboy07]

Rollin' on the thighs of a virgin.

[hjenkinz]

nothing but alan partridge quotes in the comments I love it. It's like three men burning in a tank going 'uurrgh'

[Bricktop1929]

its Guy Secretan

[Masta200]

"I've got your kids, I've got your kids Dan"

LOL

[okee9]

"I love you, in a way"

[martinmerrywinkle]

oh BANG A GRAN

[weefeatures]

ohh, cook a cat

[djparnate]

CASHBACK

[rtfan13]

bitter flowing through dans taps.....

[SwingRiots]

Oh, cook a cat!

[euan22]

lol hilarious! The only way of getting rid of him I think.

[ralphzimmermann]

lovely stuff

[c00t999]

"...oh butter my arse!"

[frantubee]

SMELL MY CHEESE

[BILLABONGBOB1]

ive got your kids dan, dan ive got your kids. best thing to say ever? lol

[Coerlin]

Some of these YT viewers have come from Stoke.

[OllieColling]

I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS,IVE GOT YOUR KIDS,DAN. -_-

[pulnulsh]

GENIUS JUST BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carnage1235]

What I love about Alan Partridge is the fact that it's very English, not British but English making it fantastic. I honestly can't see Americans getting the humour either, it's just fantastic.

[RyderRooRoo]

i've got your kids, i've got your kids Dan...

[undergroundrapfan80]

@RyderRooRoo LMFAO was just gonna write that..he's the best.

[nbmufc94]

Please please make more Coogan

[umpalumpa2oo7]

Oh cook a cat.

[HLecterPHD]

classic intercourse

[MissKateUK]

lol doesn't alan say "Oh, cook a cat" just where it cuts off here?

[nathanhickton]

oh cook a cat!

[ec123456789able]

7 people live in travel taverns

[JackleSpanner]

7 people have extremely sad lives.

[Cannibalcorpse55]

"I've got your Kids Dan, I've got your Kids" Classic.

[sdeschanel1]

@Cannibalcorpse55 perfection ;-D

[matjohnroe]

That was liquid football.

[zionravescene]

Interesting fact: in the background of that particular scene (not really visible in the clip) is former BBC director-general Greg Dyke in a cameo appearance.

[jamesc8450]

comedy genius

[privatejoker1000]

Well Done Lynn That Was Text Book

[HarrisJamesBen]

This scene reminds me a bit of the staff training course episode from The Office (UK) where Gervais is doing the role play with the trainer and he gives up and just shouts 'I think there's been a rape up there!' lol.

Obviously this came first they're just similar types of comedy scenes.

[cds2006]

oh, cook a cat....

[Emzo99]

GUY VALERIE SECRETAN! :)

[JoshuaThomasJames]

Steve Coogan has 7 peoples Kids...

[caturn88]

what's this, I haven't seen this one?

[momod1989]

brilliant! very clever! puts a smile on my face every time i see this clip!

[townsjim]

u missed the bit where he says "oh cook a cat!"

[sdeschanel1]

I've got your kids. I've got your kids Dan!

Larry David / Curb your Enthusiasm was taken from this too!

Hilarious every time. Steve Coogan's a genius!

[MionelLessi]

OHH COOK A CATT

[weefeatures]

I always find it funny when americans insult britain on youtube, when they're choosing to watch british comedy over american comedy ^^

[lalalalala5151]

cant believe Gervais says only American comedy influenced him when blatantly Partridge did it all first

[ehmazin]

@lalalalala5151

This clearly influenced Ricky, very similar to some of Brent's stuff

I just think Gervais pulled it off better, Brent seems much more natural and believable

[bobokk]

@ehmazin You can't compare Brent with Alan Partridge. The Office is a fake documentary about real people. Partridge isn't.

[IL0veMoz]

@lalalalala5151 Nah he didn't say only American comedy influences him, i have heard him say he likes british comedians aswell.

[lalalalala5151]

cant believe Gervais says only American comedy influenced him when blatantly Partdridge did it all first

[ChrisJK94]

LOL I got your kids Dan.

[Smeggers08]

Has this kitchen been distressed?

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

Oh! cook a cat!

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

I've got your kids dan.

[captsmith1912]

exellent stuff,, we want another series you shit!!!!

[Coerlin]

@captsmith1912 haha nice one

[AndyJmovies]

this reminds me of that "theres been a rape up there moment " from the office. similar joke structure

[nthnmonkey]

All that money, military power, technology and know how and bin laden escapes on a fucking donkey.

[shaunb1973]

lol. i'v got your kids dan!!!

[andrewm153351]

damn you british people are so fucking annoying.

The u.s. is richer, stronger, more powerful, and has a much more powerful entertainment industry than britian. You are nothing but our lapdogs

[plasticbudgie]

@andrewm153351 Troll is obvious, and also that plane on your profile, happens to be blue prints bought from a british designer :) Kissy Kissy :)

[andrewm153351]

@plasticbudgie

lol you don't know what your talking about buddy. I research the f-22 as a hobby and i can run circles around you on a debate of that matter. The f-22 was solely designed by AMERICANS. The british do NOT have stealth like we do. The whole meaning of having the f-22 is for its stealth.

[plasticbudgie]

@andrewm153351 Kissy kissy :), xoxo look into inventions my friend look at how awesome europe has contributed to the world compared to america, do you know this internet we're using was made by an english man do you know the television was made by a scott :) Mwah love you xoxo

[andrewm153351]

@plasticbudgie

wow is that what your european textbooks are telling you? lol the whole idea of a network was concieved by the u.s. military during the cold war in order to rebuild cities in the case of a nuclear holocaust. The british guy made the WORLD WIDE WEB which allows people to use it for personal use. But us Americans are the ones that actually invented it. How can you POSSIBLY say europe has contributed more to inventions? LOL who landed on the moon again?

[plasticbudgie]

@andrewm153351 Who invented the engine so man could land on the moon ? cough germany i dont know actually think it was america :)

[andrewm153351]

@plasticbudgie

lol what a fucking joke. The rocket engine was thought of by Robert Goddard WHO WAS AN AMERICAN.

haha you fail at life.

Just face it, the u.s. is the strongest, richest, and most important country on earth.

Over 68% of the world's currency reserves are in U.S. dollars!!!

That means that over 68% of the world is dependent on the u.s.!!!

Oh, by the way, NASA has over 3x the budget as the european space agency.

AND WE'RE JUST ONE COUNTRY.

[plasticbudgie]

@andrewm153351 lol i r troll troll not obvious, but seeing as you're, very deluded i think i shall lower my self to your typical american arogance so get you burgers ready take your dick from out of that horse mr texan :) and place that cowboy hat upon your boyfriends head cause here i go :D

[jakepalmerct]

@andrewm153351 Im astounded by your ability to make a mockery of the very country your trying to, so viciously, impose your idiotic right wing beliefs on the youtube viewers. You've proved the very flaw of your country by being such a penis, you do not single handedly own America so cannot big yourself up over its achievements, in fact the large majority of american are infact european based, our (europes) advanced technology is what made taking america over so dam easy.

[jakepalmerct]

@andrewm153351 Face it, idiotic nationalism and racism is long out of fashion. Im glad to say that people like you are now becoming the minorities and the disliked.

[plasticbudgie]

@jakepalmerct Well said mate, i was just trolling him from the start but, hes typical arogance is what bugged me :P anyway if he reads this, An English man Invented toilet paper, and invented sewers, and also the first toilet with a flushing system, the reason is, so we can wipe shit like you away and flush it down the loo. :P

Anyway nicely said jake

[arvydas0069]

@jakepalmerct ewww I smell a liberal

[SeanA921]

@andrewm153351 arrogance like that which leads everybody to hate America! also are you forgetting that america was the cause of the current economic downturn? boomshanks.

[andrewm153351]

@plasticbudgie

How many mars rovers has europe sent? Now how many has America? Remember, europe is a FUCKING CONTINENT with multiple countries, and the u.s. is just ONE country.

And WHO THE FUCK told you the telivision was made by a scott? LOLOL

The light bulb that powers your house was made by an AMERICAN. AMERICANS were the ones that figured out how to harness electricity.

AMERICANS were the ones that made the first successful airplane.

[plasticbudgie]

@andrewm153351 europe would rather let you waste your money on your land rovers while we stare in awe :O :)

[Boycee0891]

@andrewm153351 and america was found by an english man, now shut up the both of you ya freaks

[andrewm153351]

@plasticbudgie

By the way, there are more nobel prize winners from American than there are from ANY other country in the world. And the nobel is a SWEDISH prize lol!!!!

[JimmyTheKiller]

@andrewm153351 Yer but dont you love it that you speak our language and not arabic or some shit... You should be greatfull... And btw if you compare our country sizes, we have achieved a fuck load more than you guys... Americans always bring up what they have invented or discovered... We discovered gravity, evolution, the most important astronomy, DNA, x-rays, radios, telephones, computers, steam engine, diesel engine, electric battery, light bulb and most of the technology your army uses...

[Springcheeseguy]

That's Steve Mangan, isn't it?

[Jcm9991]

Hahaha classic. "I've got your kids Dan." Lol.

[MegaYeahhman]

loool jus love the sheer awkwardness of the situation and the bluntness of the line :P I'VE GOT YA KIDS DAN!

[antistar1000]

Dan! DAN! Even the fact he's called Dan is funny.

[scobbie123]

character comedy at it's best

[KnfRaw]

Very similar to the 'I think there's been a rape up there!' scene from The Office. Classic.

[stratocaster1986able]

fav episode "Dan,Dan,Dan,dan,dan,dan,dan..­...........dan,dan"

[bennjuii]

oh, cook a cat

[thewren01]

ive got your kids dan. then the look on alans face. classic and priceless. the more i watch it the funnier it seems to get. long live The Partridge Ah Ha

[ed1ss]

Well then I've got your kids! I've got your kids Dan!

[supernova7304]

"..I arrest you on suspicion of sucking up to a mustard magnet"....Brilliant!!

[TheStevie1977]

too much mustard gets up ones nose

[wolfmarl]

How long did you put this in for lynn? 8 minutes. It's hotter than the sun!

[WKaliberr]

Sexondale

[MickDeaks]

Room for a brave one?

[AbramovichRoman]

Don't smile! You've broken your neck!

[gringolazlo]

Gervais owes a lot to Coogan imo.

[lfcwhitman5]

@gringolazlo explian?

[BeatleBowie1]

@lfcwhitman5 close up, cringeworthy, embaressing etc.. many subtle examples in the office eg.. brent mentioning small obscure town names, the way he lies down to have his picture taken after the seminar (alan on the bonkette) list goes on.. you have to have watched both series a lot.

[lfcwhitman5]

i'm a big fan of both and there have bin many cringeworthy comedy characters over the years (faulty, rigsby etc) so if we go off your theory coogan has ripped these off?

[Rich7714]

I have to admit, I see much more similarity between Gervais and Coogan too, and I think The Office didn't come out long after Partridge.

[PaulyPlz]

Nobody mentioned ripping off. He said he owes a lot to Coogan - he's influenced by him.

[lm1503]

glad someone else has noticed the similarities........ive spotted loads.

[kentrel2]

@gringolazlo Gervais will be the first to admit it

[RCraigful]

@gringolazlo sure, like Britain owes alot to Napoleon

[mtothew1]

@RCraigful wow.

[proteoid]

@gringolazlo Agree. I think that Gervais' David Brent character was hugely influenced by Coogan's Alan Partridge.

[thenewzidane5]

@proteoid Larry David I'd say.

[darknessbydesign]

@gringolazlo It doesn't even say he was an inspiration on Gervais' wiki page!

[wurble]

@darknessbydesign I don't think I've ever heard Ricky mention Steve Coogan or even acknowledge Partridge... which I find really odd. Brent and Partridge seem to almost have the same character DNA. Both desperate to be famous but lacking in the main ingredient... talent. Petty minded, socially inept, deeply lacking in self-awareness, underlying depression, hugely incompetent etc etc. I wonder if Gervais is slightly envious of Coogan's creation.

[hwethorel]

@wurble You can't compare Partridge and Brent, though (or Cooghan and Gervais, for that matter). Cooghan is a comedy genius; Gervais is a one trick pony....and a fat, unfunny one at that!

[Nautilus1972]

@wurble Jealousy. Simple as. Whereas Coogan is comedy genius., Gervais - as pointed out here already - is a one-trick pony. He's already a self-parody. I was finished with Gervais when he stooped to using cancer and AIDS victims as subject material on his U.S. standup DVD. Desperation.

[ChristopherDone]

@wurble On the radio show Gervais said Coogan is great and Alan Partridge is genius, Merchant agreed. He said the same of Chris Morris when someone said to him they preferred Chris Morris's work to his, he said, nice to be compared to a genius. He's humble and aware of his influences and comedy brethren. It's a deep pity that people pit them all up against eachother as if you can only enjoy one person or another.

[kyranieTMHT]

'haha, you gotta laugh when you fall off a sofa'

[piedlourde]

Classic Coogan, classic Mangan!

[gamj80]

i'll just talk over you lynne

[rory09]

oooooh it's a good paper!

[sonofocelot]

I've got your kids. I've got your kids Dan.

[Leftfootbeats]

That was classic intercourse.... So thanks!

[MrGRIFF1993]

im the terminator you cant kill me! what a numpty lol

[joe14888]

"BONO?!"

[whysammy]

I've got your kids, i-i've got your kids Dan.

[pkearne]

well done buddy, we saw the video too

[MrCanabliss]

Say fat and cow and hang up. *immediate thumbs up*

[noamshouseparty]

I've pierced my foot on a spiiiike...

[crabwithbronzehand]

i'm not driving a mini metro.

[ImmoralSpawn]

AWW I LOVE the scene

[cammywatt95]

lol

[1prowrestling]

it's not really my humour

[northrob]

I wonder who got the power pack?

Zombies, by their very nature, are inconsistent.

[jordicroyf]

I spent the last two weeks working in a factory. It must've been 20 times I said (outloud, to myself) "I wonder who got the power pack?" ;)

[jimmyshitbags]

ahhhh hahahahahahaha....... hahahhahahaha

[dazz333]

Oh cook a cat..

[mozzersquiff]

actually roaring with laughter

[jamesmoley]

"Iv'e got your kids Dan" Dan's face lmao

[sweetypie000]

well up there with blackadder and only fools

never gets boring partridge