I pranked my mom and it was really funny

[xCrazypyro]

i hope you die jackass

[HotShot01ps3]

your a fucking retard

[AbridgedShippuden]

...Did he want to season the food a little?

[ARKUPP]

the real life jimmy from south park! down like a clown charlie bruahhahhh

[BattlePiggy29]

shut the fuck up your not funny and we get the joke you fucking queer get a life

[bmxers109]

stop look down at your balls and look at the camra

[DRTYGUNS1]

u fukin fail



[DRTYGUNS1]

shuldaboughtahundai

[tcmoy3]

eli manning much?

[boredkid1235]

I lol'd so hard when he said that he sprayed some lady at blockbuster

[blueangelslife]

dude settle things without violence... its so messed up

[tokoloshe7]

"More than I have ever used!"

So... You pepper spray your family's food often?

[aswam444]

you pepper sprayed your fucking parents? wtf is wrong with you? its used for self defence if i was your dad i would be beating u with a fucking belt you moron how would u like it if you got pepper sprayed dumbass

[SolaceMusicChannel]

I wish the dude still uploaded videos.

[Dorthy1515]

why are you acting like a fucking morin and no one gives a fuck about the food or you go die in a hole :)

[DevonteThatDon]

Hes acting you morons. He has no disorder.

[007Dasantos]

um... terrible

[GlengarryGlennBeck]

He has tourettespergers.

[mistajanga]

I didn't get the joke, could you repeat again?

[rikuyomi]

I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little, I wanted to season the food a little.

[Osedaxxx]

I liked the part where he says "I wanted to SEASON the food a little"

[smartypants7654]

no offense but i actually thing he has teretts

[lexlazootin]

I SPAYED A LADY AT BLOCKBUSTER?!?!?!?! WTF!

[Postmankiller11]

Are you special needed?

[addictedtodarealest]

if i was your mom i would have kicked your ass

[Bigeggs7]

try to spray it on ur dick you idiot

[metallicafanfjdk]

Nothing funny about that. Get a life.

[blondemanproductions]

btw pepper spray is dangerous and is extremely painful and the fact that you did that to your mother and than ran and hid like a pussy isnt saying much positive things about you

[blondemanproductions]

and um then this um and my sister was um

[MegaSmartian]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Turrets?

[DragonDuelistGirl]

@MegaSmartian

No, bunkers.

[PhRiZoN]

He's acting, you fools!

[Sloofus]

@PhRiZoN You never go full retard.

[jomoskate]

why the heck did you spray a lady at blockbuster? did she try to sell you something

[ocarrace]

i think he wanted to season the food a little...

[BushFries]

Assburgers is the funniest made up disorder ever!

[MockinGlobes]

aspergers or autism?

[itsdaniyeaa]

umm....i have nothing to say

[thebadgercast1]

DOES HE HAV FRIENDS

[TheSuperj123]

He's making it in a feature film.......

[xpgek]

americas next serial killer

[Barias316]

wait.... was he seriously trying to be funny? or was he trying to be stupid, in order to make people laugh.... either way that wasn't funny at all. I actually cant believe i watched all of it. -__-

[brittslayer13]

@Barias316 booo

[Shane88L]

hahaha, what a great actor !

[soggynumber1]

Your stupid

[EKoston3]

AND UMMMM!!!!!!!!!

[retardedsvensk]

WE GET IT OMG!!!!

[klayguy13]

gay????

[klayguy13]

gay?

[JimJayJoeproductions]

did he season it? just wondering... oh and was it pepper spray?

[hannahleahawesome]

I think he wanted to season the food a little.

[WasabiSnorter249]

with pepper spray?  what a fucking asshole

[HarmonyHarmonyOhLove]

i think he regeted it because he was sort of crying at 1:23 to 1:30

[1881TDOG]

i think he wanted to SEASON the food a little!!!!!!!

[brady1817]

so in terms of the food.... marinate it? broi it? fry it? season it? thats it SEASON IT!!!

[Averitt13]

How the fuck did so many people sit through this? I

[HelloImDavid1000]

I don't quite get the reference to pepper spray.

[OniellSurfin]

Get It?...I SEEEASONED the spaghetti! :D

Gotta love Dax

[sk8tergarret]

i hate these videos so much but i cant stop watching them..

[IGNSkullz]

"It was worth it"

[layzn]

Yeah, we got it.

[SOCOM018]

Psychopath... This guy's going to be cutting hookers in a few years...

[mrt4091]

your a dick a real dick you know that

[ilikeboobs177]

i think u need to get cock slapped

[MrInfur]

LOL sprayed pepper spray at a lady in blockbuster? wtffff

[jhockeydude1]

we get it you seasoned the food a little

[ThaMakz]

so cool cause he doesnt apologize -.-'

[xXBC350Xx]

maybe you can say bye again!

[xXBC350Xx]

wow you idiot thats not funny

[burnedbiscuit1]

someone recommended this video to me. this was bad. haha

[RatchetandClank145]

all i can say is W T F this is either fake and rly stupid or this kid needs help

[AwkwardNotes]

is there something mentally wrong with him or ...?????

[DJBB321]

shut shut the hell up

your going to poison your parents

such a bad boy 2:41

[SJay95]

did anyone notice that he said i sprayed a woman in the face in blockbusters?

[alicowart]

he is not gonna apologize...

[xL3G3NDARYGAMINGx]

where does this kid get peper spray

[Tool78Maynard]

lol "but i didnt go down because i didnt want my eyes to burn"

[derrickjamal34]

"I wanted to season the food a little" I swear for a second I thought my internet froze and stuck on repeat. lol

[joeycori8]

he wanted to season the food a little!

[viaticturtle]

looks like he isnt going to apoligize

[Mitchsmith97]

*puts gun to head* "I got another joke that i thought of" BANG!

...

[FortinBrown]

@Mitchsmith97 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaaaa... you are gay.

[ZombieRatedFilmers]

I uhh think he uhh wanted to erm season the uhh food a little

[dcallstar51]

Uhh duhh ermm

[nub50wn]

It's as if he's waiting for a laugh back....someone tell him we're not in the room with him

[MrDevNair]

lmao eli manning

[AlwaysUnited]

Okay, well life has it's Tom Green replacement.

[parso2011]

scum

[bunnywalia2001]

what exactly have you been smoking? give me the exact ingredients. lol

[MexicanNinja3800]

forget the pepper spray your video burned my eyes and your jokes burned my ears off

[C4SeeFourAVA]

This is weird.

[bloodsugardynamite]

He's fucking acting, you stupid fucks.

[pronidalee]

@bloodsugardynamite b4 you call us stupid fucks why dont u do some research?? daxflame was born mentally ill with the rare disease called USF, it is a minor disorder so its hard to tell but he is not acting...

[stuntman45666]

uh u h u h uh u h uh u h huhh uhuh uh uh uh hu hu uhuhhuhuhuuhhuuhuh FUUUUUUUU

[lowblowattack]

"The only other time I've used it was when i sprayed this lady in the face in blockbuster once"

[xxSe3dyBeAsTxx]

im sorry but i desperatly want to hit you in the face 

[KevinKolb4]

damn i really wish he could have remembered the set up for that pencil joke

[MsSunnyMuffins]

Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude or anything but, do you have some kind of mental/studdering issue or are you talking like that on purpose?

[Theykillerbeast117]

we get it u wanted to season the food a little bit

[MegaWeezy187]

is her cooking really THAT bad?

[FeefaFeef]

You're a dick! Good God :/

[ejayarts]

GUYS HE'S AN ACTOR. A genius!

[chucklez1016]

i dont get it... season your food a little?... maybe if you say it 5 more times it will make sense..

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

he wanted to season the food a little

[MrEmobunnies]

i think you wanted...... to season your food?

[AlexRiddles]

I don't even know...

[asteroidekiller]

@daxflame is your fatherr also your brother and grandfather while your mother is your sister and aunt?

[Gunnedslingers1]

your a little shit head. i would put u up for addoption if i were your parents

[o0Guns0o]

@Gunnedslingers1 Lool.

[Just4Fun3161]

1839 people dont know how to season the food

[smtexasboyz]

so guess what i did ummm i did well i did guess i did what i did i but umm so well i did was ummm i seasoned the food a little..........i seasoned the food a little.....i seasoned the food a little ugh ummmm i seasoned the food a little get it i seasoned the food a little

[patsy0161]

ok we get it u wanted to season the food a little

[adallen23]

@Daxflame What mental disorder do you have

[adallen23]

OMG THIS IS SO FUCKIN AWKWARD

[spiritrider123]

<33

[misscoolio001]

Ummmmm I wanted to season the food a little.........lol

[victorialw1]

you say um a lot

[adallen23]

What mental disorder does this kid have

[FromTheSouth19]

@adallen23 Possibly autism.

[RubberDinosaur1]

awkward! :L



[PaintWriteSleep]

Hey- hey mom im not gonna apologize! Caus' it was worth it!

[dlkmiller]

Wait i didnt get that...did you want to season the food a little???

[Maliceson]

I don't get it... why did he add pepper spray to the spaghetti?

[Dancethroughsunday]

@Maliceson i'm not sure either. did he want to season the food or some crap

[RYMetallicer]

I think he wanted to season the food a little.

[killer7407]

we get it you wanted to season the food a little and u really like the words umm and like

[ntavano96]

Mini Eli Manning? hahaha

[MisterFoxification]

Liked just be being a good actor.

[ThleTruth]

but that is hilarious...ahhahahah

[ThleTruth]

ur like a 14yr old ghetto rich coke head car salesman

[SlaytanicBrad]

ADHD?

[20334121]

"...more than i had ever used and...we...i...and...well...th­e...only...other... the only other time i used it was when i sprayed this lady in the face at blockbuster once", haha and "hey mom i'm not going to apologize", wait are you crying?!

[20334121]

"...more than i had ever used and...we...i...and...well...th­e...only...other... the only other time i used it was when i sprayed this lady in the face at blockbuster once", haha

[GarfieldLover434]

I wanted to season the food a little you said it five times babe.

[GarfieldLover434]

What is wrong with you?

[polarseizure]

I sprayed this lady at blockbuster with it once, BUT ANYWAY-

[fcold1]

Such a good actor.

[20334121]

"i feel like i said bye stupid"

[RBFORRS]

LOL I sprayed this lady at blockbuster once with it,

[WhapowCAPiTA]

Does he have a problem or some shit?

[RBFORRS]

@WhapowCAPiTA

LOL. Isn't it obvious

[zebracakes1221]

It's funny how he goes from being completely awkward and antisocial in his first videos, to acting as though he has some sort of disorder in his more recent videos. Good way to cover up that acting, Dax.

[763Enigma763]

for some reason i though this guy was special or just plain stupid every word he talks waa wee waa and talks normal lol -.- i think i wasted 3:35 min of my life.. yup well back to sleeping ...

[SuperDean1993]

amazing guy

[VivaLeGubi]

I seriously dont hope you actually wear those ugly-ass clothes in school, you seriously look like a loser in it... Oh wait!!! You are!! Stealing iPods and pranking everyone... Jackass

[ImFamousOnline1]

Is this guy for real?



[TheAetherspeak]

Not to give You bad ideas but the army MRE's have heat tabs that can be put into a Pop bottle with tobacco sauce and if you punctur pin holes in it it will hit people like tear gas. Saw a guy do it on a ROTC buss he got locked in the brig but everyone was rolling with laughter despite the tears.

[animecrazy125]

we do get your stupid little joke

the only problem is none of your STUPID JOKES ARE FUNNY!!!!

[DjPulseK]

He really only wanted to season the food a little.

[DJSkorpio11]

is he canadian?

[TheOriginalUserName9]

This is painfully awkward to watch 

[SubRosaSpear]

Is this filmed with a calculator?

[MrBeastmastr]

He sounds like he's retarded.

[rmiller415]

This is how most youtuber's look and act while video taping, they're all retarded, they just make themselves look normal in editing, that's why there are so many jumpy cuts.

[trenjen67]

I wanted to season the food a little..

[NeonPinkClouds]

He is an excellent troll because he annoys the fuck out of me.

[baseballisawesome11]

1:06 i think he jizzed his pants



[postina1]

is this a joke?

[mjbab73]

@postina1 Yes.

[crashitman1]

i made a response to this guy...please watch....subscribe XD....p.s. this guy infuriates me

[mjbab73]

@crashitman1 I'd watch ur vid...But if he "infuriates" u, u'r missing the point and ur opinion's prob become stagnant among most of em. He did this strictly for humor, and the real person; Madison, isn't that far off from his character; 'Daxflame'. He's a very clever idiot savant. 'Dax' RULES!

[crashitman1]

@mjbab73 umm i respect your opinion but you last few word were quite oxymoron..... :)

[HecticComments]

DAX, PLEASE MAKE US MORE VIDEOS =[........

[LegitxTomahawk]

um uh helloe every body uh um and um uh

[BistroSkaters]

he reminds me of jimmy from southpark

[PhRiZoN]

LOL, wait, did he season the food a little?

[iluvasians100]

he wanted to season the food a little.

[ShioWolf]

.... wow. 

[Hundeklokind007]

What did he did at 1:26 ?

Peeing his pants?



[NicktheBen]

Ass

[Zach97Attack]

he must me mentally insane or something o___0

[starrweeks]

You are the one I'm going to vote for being a rapeist

[boomerboys12]

is he waiting for the camera to laugh?

[jumpushfall]

...I think he seasoned the food a little

[roganor1]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ted Bundy 2

[TeamPef]

u creep the shit out of me

[Defrost32]

You wanted to season the food a little.

[johnerlive]

gay

[wiizywoo]

wow badass



[xLivexxLaughx]

i feel so sorry for him! :( but he does make me lol

[salvador2330]

Future killer right here

[MockinGlobes]

is this a joke?

[MrMaxgaming123]

Your such a gay faggot