Invasion USA: Norris vs Lynch

[decimated550]

If i was working on the set of this movie i would have died from a laughing attack.

[tubenachos]

I think he missed his knee.

[ifoundsage]

WAHLSTROM!!!!!

[jkenney2]

A great martial artist vs. a great character actor.

[jkenney2]

A great martial artist vs. a great character actor.

[joaorx200]

NORRIS WIN!

[Jackosmack]

Rocket Launcher duel at Close range equals Greatest Norris movie ever! LMAO!

[mosestheleader25]

i love how the rocket launcher VAPORIZED the man and the window but the PLANT is totally fine...

[11122253]

m72 Law. Impressive

[gustaf2adolf]

Lynch could have just shot, the backblast would kill anyone behind that stood that close. (ok its Chuck Norris, but anyway)

[Zan0s]

Press 5 every half second or so and it sounds like chuck is saying "die, die, die, die..." instead of time haha

[monsterzeroJr]

Lynch lost because he pivoted in the wrong direction. If you are already facing Chuck Norris, why pivot 360 degrees to engage him? I always engage Norris head on!

[lamecasuelas2]

Holy Chudk Norris!! Chuck is bleeding!!! is this the end of th universe?

[Jackosmack]

@lamecasuelas2  ROTFLMAO!!!

[ooJUKEBOXHEROoo]

@lamecasuelas2 That isn't Chuck's blood. That's impossible. Why? Because Chuck doesn't bleed. Everyone else will.

[tags1984]

...for stormy weather... it is time OH, OH It is time for stormy weather.... (pixies)

[1monkeymaster]

its time when you hear the 2 words together you will die

[GSPatton89]

9 people obviously don't realize its time...to die.... by an M1LAW

[dmace81]

Lynch sounds like a chainsaw. lol. ARRRRRRRRR. LMAO. click on the screen and everybody press 6.  Sounds like an alarm. lol.

[MaghonBarkley]

Chuck Norris told 9 people that it was time to die for clicking dislike.

[LaReiska]

Chuck Norris suc... wait someone at the door!

[movieaddict19]

At :30, motherfucker knew he was dead haha

[andersmalling]

When Chuck Norris says "its time", its time....

[neovlascen]

fuck!so where is this lynch guy now?

[GaunletofDestruction]

I love the way Lynch growls as he turns around! What an awsome bad guy:D

[MrGENOSTV]

I saw this movie! Chuck Norris almost single-handedly prevents the invasion of America! Chuck's the man!

[mr6johnclark]

This is the reason why the US goverment doesnt want to show whats left of Bin Laden... BOOM!

[RawryTheDinosaur]

¡ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ ʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[DarkForcez2010]

That rocket sure "cleans" him

[MrJens5367]

It's time

[15551cue]

fool, it was'nt the rocket that blew him away it was chuck's words that did

[starlionblue]

I have seen hundreds of movies and ONLY in a Chuck Norris movie will the final shootout be done with rocket launchers! Why? Because Chuck Norris said so!

[TheCottonTop]

Don't mess with the US.

Commie faggots.

[rockonmyfriend]

noobtuber!@@!

[PreparationH]

Chuck is a ginger.......................h­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha!

[cuongdo1994]

360 degree rocket shot failure

[sagn]

Nigel Tufnel: He just was like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left.

David St. Hubbins: Look at his face.

Nigel Tufnel: Well, there was...

David St. Hubbins: It's true, this really did happen.

Nigel Tufnel: It's true. There was a little green globule on his drum seat.

Nigel Tufnel: It was more of a stain than a globule, actually.

David St. Hubbins: You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely

[MrAgentuncle1]

Fuck Yeah!!! Way to go Chuckie baby!Uh,I mean, that's Mr.Chuckie baby.

[franksfunfarm]

Nothing kicks more ass than a LAAZ ROCKIT and Chuck Norris!!!!

[Dmv5]

When Chuck Norris says "It's time" you know death has come...

[WarTubeChannel]

@Dmv5  LOL!

[Lufttygger306]

IT'S TIME

[Mark2790]

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Right now its time for you to die by rocket launcher.

[carrotsRgood4you]

Mr. Lynch gives the audience a nice purr/growl @ 0:40 :D TOO funny!

[Darkgodh1]

chuck sapeeee !

[afleitikh3]

bazooka joe aint got nothin on chuck norris!

[darknovablast]

HE'S BLEEDING!

And Bruce Lee kicked his ass. :D

[dod3334]

@darknovablast bruce lee's dead!!!

[darknovablast]

@dod3334 And unlike Bruce Lee, Chuck's death won't be mysterious, but a perfectly normal, human death. :D

[NiGhToFmW2]

M72LaW

[eggsalad1000]

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" 0:42 happens:

[purplesully]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[tmande2nd]

Note to self: NEVER ask Chuck Norris what time it is.

[Takeshi357]

This movie is fucking HILARIOUS.

[nonofyall]

Chuck Norris is the only guy in the world who can look like a man with that hair and those pants

[Nagneto]

Did Chuck Teleport?

[Saivard390]

Chuck Norris didn't really use the rocket launcher, he just stares.

[CinemaddictsUnanon]

Cheesy movie, but this scene and Chuck Norris is the epitome of badassness!!

[ryan1977ify]

you just got powned BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[balado1988]

lynch fired his rocket at chucks face but they censored that bit

[SunsetSupermanRMB]

LAL, light anti-Lynch weapon

[anestischatzibeis]

this video is censored,in the real scene,chuck throwed an exploding fart.

[AlbertaGamer]

did the bad guy die?

[xy274]

Notice how Chuck does not use the Iron Sight. yes, his to good for it.

[lasthavoc]

He should have held it in front of his crotch and fired. Then Lynch would know what it feels like when Chuck Norris makes love to a woman.

[smk374]

Chuck Norris aims with his mullet and kills with his beard

[capfan151]

its time..........

[WarTubeChannel]

the best part ! classic

[killernanobot]

Back in the 80's boys role models were Chuck Norris, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and Van Damme with power and strength. The role model's for today's kids are Robert Pattinson, Justine Beiber, Adam Lambert, and "Fred" or wimps and emmos. Team Chuck!

[RunrRant]

I love this movie and especially this part, when Lynch turns around and gives out a big roar(or is it growling). I miss the days when villains behaved in such a rediculous manner

[mrgangelino]

dale chuck dales acaba con esa mierda maldita d eun a vez por todas y ya. asquerosos.

[rkhjd]

and yet nothing happens to him

[HanseeJohnsee]

zomg! my dad has the same granade lancher, after you fire it, it can't be filled with another granade, so it's just a hollow tube.

[lolzerlolzer]

it's time. 2nd seconds later: ROUNDHOUSE KICK.

[SinfulOcelot]

Chuck's delivery is fucking epic. He's got other epic one liners like "Welcome to my world", "I don't step on toes, I step on necks" etc. and it's not only the epic lines, it's the way he says them. Pretty much nothing on Hollywood can match the way Chuck delivers his lines. Totally badass.

[MrDavide111]

this scene... I'll never forget. It made me.

[TomMcCoffee]

pero cacharon? la planta resistio el bazucasooo!!!

debe ser transgenica la wea XD

[VonAwesome]

I love that Richard Lynch is stalking Chuck through hallways with a BAZOOKA.

[seventeenthree]

stephen!

[zetanbow16]

there wasnt a misle in that gun only chucks hand made the missle apear

[Anygodwilldo]

I like his hair and his belt. and the way he tucks his shirt in is also very nice

[SmageliBRANZ]

Its Time..... WEEERRRAAAAAAAUUUGHHH!!! Du di du du duuuuuuu!

[EvilWays316]

This is how Chuck Norris settled the Han Solo Shot First argument.

[14xxx05]

Next fight

Chuck Norris vs Tony Jaa

[unitedcitizens]

In a gun battle I think Richard Lynch's Marine Corps training would outperform Chuck Norris' Air Force Security Forces training.

[starkweather444]

In real life Richard Lynch would always win.

[TheSpiritStalker]

If Chuck Norris died... the grim reaper wouldn't tell him

[nelson3300]

WTF is that guy gonna do with a bazooka in a hallway, honestly

[krishnbimanagar]

you thought it was blood near Chuck's eyebrows, right? poor you...it is a lethal combination of crude oil and radioactive compounds...

[SullyIsPrime]

the movie 2012 is about chuck norris

[TCFan25]

I think you would have to pretty fucked in the head if you've gotta fight-one-one close quarters with a rocket launcher lol!

[rltw04]

My buddy was playing this clip in the other room and it sounded like someone was stepping on a cat and then blowing up. I then played this clip over and over again laughing until I cried.

[krishnbimanagar]

@rltw04 it actually was a cat...for the well-being of Lynch, they used an over-sized cat as a double...the cat is in Lynch make-up...

[ighforever]

good thing chuck norris wasnt mad, he would have really hurt him. :)

[Dyhalto10]

I think this is the only one-on-one bazooka duel in the history of movies.

[smokebreath]

The director told Mr. Norris to use the rocket launcher to make his character seem more human to use mortals.

[cyberyanmar]

there was no rocket on chuck's bazooka

[SwordSkill2]

We also have facts, I mean who's alive? Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee? (No offence.)

[gapanlilio33]

this clip was edited, chuck norris actually round housed kicked the guy and he destroyed the whole universe

[SwordSkill2]

I don't think so... He would never be so dump to destroy a world that he has created...

After all roundhouse kick is INFINITIVE times more deadlier than a simple rocket lancher...

[badalice07]

What are you talking about? Chuck, Roundhouse kicked him 3 times, before he fired.

[oRReOP]

Chuch Norris had to license his fists in order to legally use them.

[david28175]

haha lol

I heard there banned in several states

[SwordSkill2]

*Comment removed by Chuck Norris*

[cyberyanmar]

rambo was a ballerina compared to him

[IntellectualAmy]

...always nice to have a LAWS rocket handy for those awkward moments...

[ighforever]

@IntellectualAmy you never know when you may need anti-tank weaponry.... ;)

[IntellectualAmy]

@ighforever - I agree. Especially during the rush hour traffic.

[MrRowney1]

@IntellectualAmy wow where can i buy one of those rocket things ive got rodents in my attack

[JohnnyPatcho432]

"It's...time." I love it how Chuck says it so calmly, yet so distinct.

[cyberyanmar]

chuck norris. codename:hate

[Sixpounder1234]

Yeahhhhhh!!!!!

[Antwon627]

I was on a Mission in Turkey in 1986 when this film came out. I read the novel from this movie several times. It was based on the films screen play.The book got beat the hell up, during field operations. This brings back memories.

[phazon25811]

Chuck Norris doesn't carry a concealed gun - he carries a concealed bazooka! LOL

[laksa72]

Because given bare hand, he can't win anyone, since he was tramped by Bruce Lee !

[phazon25811]

Not true, Chuck Norris's hands are considered leathal weapons, and he has a concealed carry permit to carry those as well... Technically, Chuck used his dim mak (death touch), which lead to Bruce Lee's un-anticipated and much early death, or so they say...

[laksa72]

Here comes another fanboy ! So u are telling me Mr Norris Killed Bruce Lee?!!! Thats freaking unbelievable !!! The hairy Norris is a Karate man, where the hell he learn the dim mak?

[phazon25811]

Chuck Norris invented the dim mak.

[jugs554433]

i love norris i just cant take him seriously hes to much of a epic win

[SVEN26215]

auf youtube zauberer sven schnitlerr

[Ruckoo0o]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

KAABOOOOMMM

hahaha funny

[ataylor01]

I like the fake mask that flies out after the explosion....The whole time watching this movie you can't help to notice how ugly Richard Lynch is!

[HeniuriSaito]

This might just be the movie that used more rocket launchers in history of mankind.

[bbenjoe]

Why the heck he shouted?

[Shagrat65]

Legend among mortal men

[txt23]

its time......to do invasion usa 1invasion usa 2invasion usa 3,invasion usa 3,5.....

[dwyanewade03]

Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

[generalcarver]

@dwyanewade03 LMAO

[uanime89]

IT'S TIME...THE BEST PHRASE

[messeduppupxboxlive]

Chuck Norris didn't need a gun, him touching someone could blow them out a building

[exception05]

On a making movies Chuck Norris gets 14 deathbringing doses of elephant tranquilizer for the safety of actors. But it doesn't workin` out

[video09sj]

it time woooooooooww  rostov was the terror of american way of life. mccoy was the terror of rostov

[Faceman3701]

Who else but Chuck Norris would shoot someone at point blank range with a rocket launcher? Oh, and not get singed at all. lol... and Seagal sucks.

[HeniuriSaito]

That is a fact.

[VNCMORABITO]

Didn't know Ric Flair was a bad guy in this movie. Whooooo!!!

[germanbanger]

"it's time...."

[starkweather444]

Richard Lynch always wins in my world.

[DAJ01]

Quick Richard, turn into a Wurwilf!

[chincherrinas]

this movie is funnier than an actual comedy XD

[pello777]

True that dude, true that.

[GayJeffrey]

Chuck norris doesn't pop his collar his shirts get erections when they touch his body...

[StephenFawking]

chuck norris wears ribbed condoms inside out so only chuck norris gets the pleasure.

[USPrivate1991]

Chuck Norris Is Badass

Clint Eastwood, Segal, All Chuck Norris Children

Chuck Can never be cheesy

[Shittywaffles]

....."its time". lmao

[region1111]

cheesy 80's action movies = win.

[warpedwiselegoman]

fucking internet meme...

anyway i personally prefer Clint Eastwood

[YDGN]

me too . . . I posted this because of Richard Lynch really. Norris has always been pretty low on the rung. Most people who are obsessed with him haven't even seen him in anything outside of Walker. He really shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as Eastwood. He couldn't even lick Seagal's boots clean to be honest.

[artymowycz]

what are you saying about seagal? :P

[44excalibur]

@YDGN Uhhh, Chuck Norris was a professional fighter, and Seagal wasn't. Norris retired undefeated after six years as the middleweight champion. Seagal's skills are overrated; he wouldn't last a minute in the ring with Norris.

[YDGN]

@44excalibur Fighting ability has nothing to do with charisma . . . Face it, Norris is a bore.

[44excalibur]

@YDGN True, but you won't see Seagal winning any Oscars anytime soon, either. And charisma won't win a fight for you, and neither will being a pot-bellied Aikido master.

[reivenlocke]

@44excalibur

And Chuck Norris didn't get subbed and nearly put to sleep by a professional wrestler after dissing his craft. Steven Seagal did.

[TCFan25]

@YDGN Yeah Walker was just tip of the iceberg.... and still alot of his movies (apart from Missing In Action) were just plain rubbish.

[Kwimalo]

@YDGN Seagal is the one action film star with *less* range than Norris. Never managed to play anything but a Kung Fu Goomba. Now he looks like a fat Italian grandmother. Fuck. Seagal.

[YDGN]

@Kwimalo Fact is it's Seagal's lack of range (not sure what the asterisk around the word less in your post means) that makes him so funny and enjoyable to watch. Norris is simply mediocre, not so bad he's good . . . just so bad he's boring. Looking like a fat Italian grandma simply adds to Seagal's charms.

[Kwimalo]

@YDGN Not sure you really can't figure out the asterisks are meant for emphasis, like italics where italics aren't available. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on whether Seagal is so lame that he's enjoyable or just so lame it's embarrassing to watch, like a bum who's pissed his pants so many times there's a yellow ring of crystallized piss around his ass. Maybe you find a person's downfall amusing while someone else's success is merely boring.

[xplay3r]

chuck norris is so badass he makes the flames disappear without catching ANYTHING on fire ever the curtains or the plant he just makes the flames vanish!! lmfao

[metallica1193]

not that their should be any blood or remains of the dude whos ass just got owned, just sayin...

[Keligorm]

chuck norris swims on land....

[thisisrumorcontrol]

at 0:51 you can see Rostov's head at the bottom of the window

[TycoTrainAL]

Rostov knows he`s fucked when chuck opened that LAW tube....you can see it in his eyes!

[Torchjob]

"You tell Rostov...its time to die!"

[icanatrix]

Oh snap! This was my film back in the day!!

[yousunggue]

norris의대표작중하나!norris medical college ticket work is important but!

[veltro75]

God I love this movie. What 80's kid doesn't? XD

[jkoff76]

This has got to be one of the eighties greatest film moments!!

[StareCalmo]

Nobody f*ck's with Chuck Norris. Nobody

[Smogotarn]

even chuck norris would loose

[scilonthreat]

Chuck really killed Richard Lynch just to make this scene!

[halonkandy]

oh oh 0:33 :D ...to die!!!

[FNGLHR]

The reason you saw no blood was because that shot was in Norris-vision.

You see, Chuck Norris does not see the blood of his enemies... thats why its so easy for him blow them away.

[jacobyne]

That's no rocket launcher...it's a ball thrower

Chuck Norris > Everything else

[Spartacus217]

Chuck Norris couldn't possibly have a gayer hair style than the one he has here.

[YDGN]

This much is true.