TOTAL COELO - I EAT CANNIBALS

[TheSolnabo]

Ripped plastic bags was the latest fashion 1980-81 =O

[pao11897]

yur my hero

[WKaren25]

Unbelievably cheesy video, but damn, what a fun song!

[tilourlightsburnout]

the 80's.. *shakes head slowly*

[ultimatumudo]

I eat cannabis....

[talissin]

Ages before the Spice Girls...



[Parknest]

Which one is Ros Holness, daughter of the recently departed Bob (he of "Blockbusters" fame)?

[aramanth]

Perducken anyone? (That's a chicken inside a duck inside a person!) Yum!

It's fun banging on a different drum, lol.

[zackhanscom]

i got something you can chew on right here

[MrMyrtlebeachbum]

I had forgotten all about this song till I heard it on sirius the other day. This is why I still love the eighties, we had songs that were fun with a great beat. I was thirteen the year this came out and I wore out the vinyl record listening to it.

[redhead1181]

I thought it said i eat cannabis ! its incredible



[nadenitza]

they dont do quality stuff like this nowadays...

[polehammer]

i just vomited into my mouth

[richiebear1969]

For all you hater trolls of the 80's, you're missing Glee. Probably the ones who weren't born when MTV didn't suck.

[joyceycousteau]

Sure I can hear Toyah Wilcox in there...loved this as a 14 year old haha.

[wpinklady]

this song was in the Chippendales film

[PublicTransportVideo]

39 people are cannibals.

[Ja91362]

This is My EDU-dance song

[bl1zerpkdbow]

I can't tell if this is suppose to be serious..??

[tamirshahin]

Is it just the dirty side of myself or this video seriously brings some porn like spirit to ur mind.

[Intoxiqated]

I eat cannibals

I hate haters

This statement is false

I always lie

I kill murderers

[farscape692002]

omg i remember this when i was like a kid. I used to dance to this while eating KFC :P very canibal LOVE IT..

[xandertaylor9]

weird



[MrDigitman6969]

The Original Spice Girls . . . Salt, Pepper, Meat Tenderizer, Mrs. Dash, and Paprika! Bet that's some tough meat nowadays!

[LLMelvinL]

Man If I keep looking at this video I'm afraid That acade dude from Bruce leroy's The last dragon is gonna pop out.

[TheBleech]

When females were sexy in video's...

[DancingSpiderman]

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey Hey Mickey Oh, Mickey, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey Hey Mickey Oh, Mickey, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey Hey Mickey Oh, Mickey, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey Hey Mickey Oh, Mickey, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey Hey Mickey Oh, Mickey, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey Hey Mickey

[DancingSpiderman]

Dont' bee fooled

This dudes are dudes

[DancingSpiderman]

Is Colon Cleansing safe?

[7070legend]

That blond chick looks like the blond chick from Roadhouse?

[GuanoLad]

This is where the garbage sack dress originated, isn't it?

[Hondaboy27160478]

@GuanoLad: Not the way I remember it.

Punks started the 'bin bag mini dress' outfit & some brave guys in same but T'shirts & shorts style, London 1977

We called them bin bags, U.S. of A. called them garbage sack dresses.

Unless osmeone else knows better!?!

[Zohaib1]

heard this song at the gym dead-lifted 375 lbs for the first time

[EvilDandy]

Who wants to bet Katie Perry will cover this song within the next five years?

[whiteknightgb11]

@EvilDandy or lady gaga

[EvilDandy]

@whiteknightgb11 LOL. That thought crossed my mind too. Can't they do anything original???

[RainPoetry]

It just dawned on me that this is a pretty denigrating, racist song.

[krakenwave]

Apartheid's contribution to pop

[dstdvl]

these chicks wrote and produced all their own material. they're all extremely gifted, multi-instrumentalists and composers. a real girl band, not like those commercial bullshit bands the go-go's, or the bangles. these gurls were a serious jam band like the spice girls or the breeders.

[cheesepuff51]

wtf..

[zombieflesheater1000]

This song is bad. Not good-bad, just plain bad. Lets hunt down the producer and tie him up, then beat him with sticks.

[Wolfie783]

i always thought the lyrics were i beat cannonballs LoL

[theoriginalchrisjay]

i like this version of the POWER RANGERS way better

[avgilbeyzz]

do they ever blink



[PhantomJabo]

What does this song even mean?

[alomaclee]

My teenager asked me what I thought was the worst song ever recorded. I flashed-back to the 80's and voila (!) youtubed this song for him. I had hoped it was a bad dream, but NOPE--there it was. I still can't believe this is even a song. Now, I've been singing it for days and wish someone would give me a lobotomy or shock therapy....anything to make it stop.

[ronian12]

I can't get this song out of my head. Somebody kill me.

[flexxmi]

@ronian12 Infectious, isn't it? Relax and enjoy it .. it's only going to be with you for the rest of your life! LOL

[BluePlacebo1]

@flexxmi no kidding i been looking for this song since i was 9, im almost 21 now.

[Theodorus5]

@ronian12 count yourself lucky mate, it could have been the birdy song.

[StNige]

I know most people believe their era of music was the best, and that in reality there's good and bad in all era's, but I do believe that we had more of the good stuff in the early eighties, and we certainly had plenty of fun songs like this.

[flexxmi]

@StNige It is my belief that good music is timeless, even if it sounds a bit dated. I certainly wish there were more fun songs like this these days. We could all certainly use something uplifting and fun in these trying times. Thanks for your comment!

[SpeedOfDarkness9000]

@StNige I'm gen y and I freaking hate my generation's music! 60's/70's/80's 4eva!

[StNige]

@SpeedOfDarkness9000 If you like this one have you also heard Dracula's Tango? Just like this it's got some clever lyrics, and it's bloody good fun :)

[Zorn76]

Some nice sharp cheddar cheese from the '80's:)

[MrAZZ00]

Miss the big hair. Miss the cheekiness. Cell phones were stupid big. Home computers a novelty. No tweeting, blogging, skypeing. For good or bad, Miss Them 80's!!

[typicalxlyf]

I heard this song when I was like 3 or 4, and it was one of my favorited songs. I'm 15 now and stI came to check this out, brings memories xD

[estyle40]

Nice to see this again, believe it or not. One thing, though: I can`t see anybody in their right mind mixin these ladies up with Toto. lol

[07foxtrot]

KROQ in the 80's. Synths and original {albeit pop} music.

[99juxta]

Best write up ever!!! I love this track even though I spend my time writing psychedelic techno and I'm 24, my mum musta had this vibe in her right up until she had me :P

[verkstadsgatan]

fantastic! you cant but love their effort to give a show!

[Johnnysynth]

THIS is what gives the 80s a BAD name !

[Livinggreen100]

@Johnnysynth No, your thinking of greed and corruption that became so blatant on the part of republicans back then.

[Johnnysynth]

@Livinggreen100 Actually I meant 80s "music".

[iamsexycheese]

Yes that totaly made me horny

[rathergrumpy]

reminds me of that crazy redheaded chick in the "last dragon"

[British1500]

@rathergrumpy They should have released that "Test drive" song she was trying to make.

[proanacrashworld]

They were TOTAL Coelo in England

[xAhnemesisx]

I cannot believe I now have this song now! The first time I he.ard it I cracked up..."Did they say what I thought they said?!" Great song for its time but unfortunately unappreciated. Thanks for posting it!

[saintsok]

WANKTASTICO!!!!!

[Rancidan55055]

Their Undead people

[RosebudliasCabochons]

They are TOTO Coelo. I am old enough to have bought this when it came out on 45 vinyl. Toto ...

[Freek314]

Now we know where Lady Gaga got her inspiration....

[AntietamCollect]

@Freek314 I think Lady Gaga also took inspiration from Missing Persons.

[BotherChannel]

Perfect! Love, Bother x

[maskof]

The Original SPICE Girls.

[UncleFourFinger]

Bring back the 80's beat!

I'm tired of hearing watered down electro-pop and new-metal on the radio.

[lazyteeth]

what the fuck no.

[AICMasta]

Heard this song while on a hour long drive on XM radio..Thought i'd heard every damn 80's song there was that was any good..I found it quite catchy!!!!

[CanItAlready]

Saw this track on the I Know What Boys Like collection from Shenachie Records, along with a bunch of other 80s stuff (I Know What Boys Like, Goodbye to You, Vacation, Venus, Mickey, I Want Candy, etc.). I don't remember this song at all. And I grew up in the NYC area, so it's not like new stuff took forever to hit my local stations. Don't know how I missed this loony song. LOL

[lesterroberts1]

Sexy & scarey 

[jax121467]

Why am I watching this???

[skidoo200845]

They say we listen to weird music O.o

[deaddoc]

They were somewhat sampling Roxy Music's slightly earlier Avalon album sound. Brian Ferry, etc.

[deaddoc]

The 80s were full of fun stuff like this. I had forgotten this, but it is really funny., and brilliant.

[SuperSnowbros]

Uhhhmmmm...... They would have to eat themsleves =3

I love the song though <3

[aaardvarkkk]

I'm from the US and I've always known them as "TOTO Coelo" since the early 80's.

[flexxmi]

@aaardvarkkk Hey I don't make this stuff up. Look for a photo on Google if you don't belive me.

[aaardvarkkk]

@flexxmi It's actually wikipedia. I wish everyone would stop believing everything they read in wikipedia. There was a short misprint ONE TIME because some publisher thought he heard them say "total" instead of "toto". They were never actually called "Total Coelo" anywhere. All US records and tapes were titled "Toto Coelo". It's not that I don't believe you, It's that you used wikipedia as a source.

[flexxmi]

@aaardvarkkk Actually, I own this 12" single (along with at least one other by them) and they both are printed TOTAL COELO on the sleeve AND on the disc. So someone screwed up, huh? That could be a rumor.. it seems a little far-fetched that someone could screw THAT up... guess I'll have to wait for the tell-all biography.

[sdwelsh]

@flexxmi I have the Razor & Tie CD from the US of A, printed at TOTAL COELO on both CD and cover art.

[StNige]

@aaardvarkkk He's right, if you look on Amazon.com you'll see the album cover labelled Total Coelo

[Bodebodango]

@aaardvarkkk Me too!

[Dashland13]

@aaardvarkkk ...they were known as Total Coelo in the USA...

[hazy5340]

You are right pal.................

[SREJVANI1]

brilliant i actually had this album and loved this song

[Sky221007]

I love this song!

[gtamythmaster43]

If somebody did it right, I'd love to hear a remake.

:-p

[ohgee1]

@gtamythmaster43, if they made a remake, they would include a gay reference... everything has to please the gays nowadays. Pathetic!

[gtamythmaster43]

@ohgee1

Oh damn, you're right.....the world is so pathetic nowadays.....

Always apeal the mega minority.....No sarcasim.

:-0

[LAnonHubbard]

Brilliant!

[LionelSqueekyBumTime]

Oh, time to go empty that catheter again...

[BigAndTall666]

Go suck your dangly balls, gaga

[POLOBOY69]

The best one hit wonder ever??? or Boy's Don't Cry, I want to be a cowboy. This IS 80'S GOLD!!!Drinking Bartles & James wine coolers and listening to this crazy song in a Camaro!!! Where are they now?

[blackwhimsy]

@daz580 This was a fashion at the time,a mainstream borrowing of something from the punk music scene that oddly,was meant to be anti-fashion. .Debbie Harry appeared on tv in a binliner creation,as did Pamela Stephenson and Toyah Wilcox. I remember the Mike Walsh Show in Australia(daytime variety show) having former seamstress/comedian Jeannie Little showing off her creations of bin-liner chic.They were actually very creative.Fun times.;-)

[BigAndTall666]

@blackwhimsy and vivienne westwood tried to claim that it was her invention just to get attention and possible cash in on an idea that she didn´t get.......

[purdue1984]

The 80's !! was and FOREVER be the time of GREAT music!!!!!!!! If i could turn back time! GREAT GREAT TIMES!!! Im such a 80's person! fur sure! lol

[thesacredyew]

Some one should really do a punk or rock version of this. It would be awesome!

[flexxmi]

@thesacredyew ... I say a death metal version would be perfect!! LOL

[thesacredyew]

@flexxmi Oh it tote would! Someone should get on that.

[justaskoche]

@thesacredyew i concur...that would be SWEET!



[isidro7667]

dude below must be gay

[okeiff7]

1:45 girl on left cant dance

[DamianSix66]

Bob Holness's daughter Ros is one if the girls in this group , and no he didnt play the sax on Baker Street .

[MissRDemon]

wtf inspired the lyrics for this song, lmao.

[offical2010lyrics]

Surely if they ate cannibals, that wouldmake them cannibals 0_o

[YankeeJet24]

@offical2010lyrics Not if the cannibal was not a human, like the chicken who was fed chicken tenders by Eduardo in "The Social Network." And why the fuck am I replying to a 10-month-old post?

[magert123]

hahahaha, this song is so weird but i stll love it

[gunniepigsrule]

this sucks eggs

[VIV292]

they look like they could eat and swallow about 8inchs nice and thick human sausage

[1alexcncmac]

I always thought these girls were a little sexy and a little scary at the same time.

[ettincellyyy]

this is the best song eevvaaaaaaaaa l0l

good dancing and all!

[3909clancy]

Oh my god i forgot how bad 80s music really was!!!

[TaylorRocks1121]

Cannibals eat justin biebah

[chalklava]

Okay, I'm typically an 80's fanatic...but this may be where I draw the line. Pure cheese...it is kind of catchy, however.

[METALSHOP666]

WOW, I have this on lazerdisk,this is a one hit wonder...man ,them trash bag"s on them women was a new wave look...

[dstdvl]

spice girls

[dustinregister]

Im so baked this song was good

[ettincellyyy]

@dustinregister i reckon!

[evan555222]

i tried liustening to this song but i puked

[502belinda]

Our girl group in the 80s did a version of this I LOVE them!

[busybuzzbuzz]

only in the 80's. cute! I used to dance to this a club back in the late 80s

[gary56victor57]

.....Let's face "People of Earth", but this is *F**KIN FABULOUS"!! How brilliant is a song called, " I Eat Cannibals"! And just LOOK at those hair-do's, I LOVE 'em!! Music was great in the 80's, & music is great in 2010, (...Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, David Guetta, & many more, there's something for everyone to like, or not like!). P.S. check out another new, "Cannibal" song the newie by Kesha!! Peace Gary in PA USA.

[flexxmi]

@gary56victor57 .. Ke$ha blows.. can't stand her OR Shakira.. ugh

[jose123001]

@flexxmi What's a Ke$ha?

[SuperOmnicron]

@gary56victor57 ...yeah, remember this, Bow Wow Wow, it was great..very much performance art, fashion...very experimental time, because the images, fashion had to communicate concepts very different than previous artists at the time....

[2snorth]

this never gets old! Love this video. too bad MTV went south.

[seasonedsevencolors]

70s rock influenced most of 90s best music. But 80s pop couldn't do same to 00s music. (Obviously exceptions are always there).

[lvmeszoely]

@seasonedsevencolors maybe 80s pop can do same to 10s!

[seekingnewhorizons]

What a lyrics for this song..a total butcher`s dream! hehe What they tried to give us with such lyrics?

[chadly38]

Ha Love it!

[jessicaboydston]

at 3:09 the blond in blue kind of looks like martha plimpton

[MADDOG6400]

The video makes me laugh!

[madone216]

i keep telling my friends that this was a real song but they dont beilve me

[Tenmen69]

Nicholas Parsons little girl is one of these birds...does anyone know which one.

I like 80s music..wots a Lady gaga.

[Lee71England]

@Tenmen69 I don't know about Nicholas Parsons, but the daughter of Bob Holness (I'll have a 'P' please Bob!) was one of them. Not sure which one though...

[YouMeAndParamore]

I've listened to this like 10 times in a row, it's amazing :O Shame music has gone down the drain :/

[flexxmi]

Music hasn't totally gone down the crapper. There are quite a few really outstanding acts out there and they really know how to knock it out of the park. Some of my current faves: Lady Gaga, Maroon 5, Katy Perry, Pink.. I could go on... but I really DO understand what you mean. There is more CRAP music being shoved down our throats than we know what to do with. Just remember that the cream always rises to the top.

[KOSMICKEN09]

that has to be my all-time least fave statement on youtube. i always look outside the mainstream and find great music year after year..

[onyachamp]

@flexxmi hahahahaahahahaahaha you should look towards a career in comedy

[mikkifly]

@flexxmi you better be fuckin jokin

[Irishdogster]

@flexxmi What? this is all the stuff that pop culture is shoving down your throat! Thats not real music, thats materialistic image telling you what the public should like.

[thesacredyew]

@flexxmi I agree but really Katy Perry? :P

[flexxmi]

@flexxmi .. just checking to see if anyone actually reads this crap I write... lol...

[shmuli9]

@YouMeAndParamore Gotta Love those rubbish bags... :-) But are they GLAD? (Yes, that's a North American commercial.)

[blueskysnowboarder]

This is gonna be BIG!

[superturtle1969]

this is the best song about head ever

[weightfeather1]

My music professor used a bit of this tune in class on Tuesday to illustrate new-wave music from the 80s and now, I haven't been able to get this BLASTED song out of my head for two days! ARGH!

[mccluskey]

this was actually one of the most popular. At least if you 10 to 12 y/o. along with the go gos Alex the seal. jesus the world sure feels different today. Isnt there some way of making Rap actually illegal?

[seasonedsevencolors]

ha ha ..weird 80s fashion-dance pop. Even rock was weird then, except some heavy rock bands like guns n roses.

But that's no reason why 80s can't be nostalgia inducing!

[WoodRatGirl]

I wonder if PETA has heard this? LOL

[TheZunigal]

Nobody told me the Spice Girls had evil older sisters!

[viavonvallor]

The dancing is awesome : )

[SuperToddio]

This sucks and I like 80's music.... horrible!!!! Out fools!!!!

[blacknganga]

I'd like to eat some nice 18 year old christian thigh meat whilst listening to filthy electro.

[socalguy17]

this song is my guilty pleasure

[ShiveCanber]

Total Coelo did some very clever choreography during their brief spell of chart success in 1982 with some high energy rhythm. It may not have been to everyone's taste but both 'I Eat Cannibal' and 'Dracula's Tango' were both early 80's classics.

[camacho3819]

these bitches are sooo coked out lol

[exsquilax]

bob holness's daughter was in this band lol

[nmparagon]

Hilariously awkward and FUN! The 80's new wave fashion and sound were great! Thanks for sharing! LOVE!

[ysbaddaden2003]

The original Pussy Cat Dolls?

[figment1988]

@ysbaddaden2003 more like the real life equivalent of The Misfits (from Jem), even before they were created. This song for some reason reminds me of Makin Mischief.

[ThriteenEns]

lol rather let Hannibal eat my eyes than watch that again! 

[OnkelMickwald]

lol wut.

[sneekers44]

The 80's were good, but this was definitely not part of the good part of the 80's.

[camacho3819]

I love this song. am I gay?

[lorimneal]

@camacho3819 yup! lol