CNS' Awful Pop Idol Audition.

[CrazyNumba8]

Harry potter'z douche bag uncle

[abbo92]

Pretty sure this is the guy on fonejacker.... "Yes.. i'd like to make a complaint pleeeeease"

[leeham991]

Where the hell did they did up this stereotype?

[Nibinaear]

A great and tragic loss to popular music, Simon should sort himself out.

[JordanGBR93]

@flbnice What?

[pinkaroo92]

Anyone else think he sounds a bit like Vicky Pollard?

[MChell87]

LOL 'being well known does not get hordes of girls thrown at your feet.' ....uuuhh welllll! LMFAO

[angels77100]

Could Waterman's tongue possibly be any further up Cowell's arse? Cowell's little jib about stats was a nice little comeback, but it was hardly deserving of the over-the-top fucking hysterical performance displayed by Waterman was it?

[crazyknight2008]

this guy will now invent something and become a billionaire while idol winners end up on drugs and jail....weird hey

[Atthero]

Maybe he can invent something that will make his penis grow penis.

[FearGhostTV]

NURD !!!

[Djn1980]

CNS was always a good singer and piano player, it's just unfortunate he chose this song to sing for the audition. He should have sung something that suited his voice.

[sgrablyamihulitbI]

@Djn1980

come again

[N1k1mon]

Poindexter. Sad really, all left brain, needs to integrate that right brain into his life, he'd be an awesome guy!

[ghaushah]

I used to work with this bloke in computing Nice chap, goes on a bit though....

[drummerdummy]

makes me feel a little better about not having a degree

[Braddasbest1569]

DR SPOD haha my lord this guy can sing

[vivefemmes]

This guy makes my skin crawl.

Any sexworker asked by this guy for her services is going to ask for 'danger money'.

Creepy.

[SmileFromBehind]

He does have a dose of the 'serial killers' about him.

Some men who are wanting in the physical area

make up with humour or an ability to tell a tale, but he can't even listen.

Hopefully he's in a lab somewhere locked up with rats and monkeys, where he'll feel comfotable, and women can remain safe ;)

[wadjela]

Good grief, those teeth, they match his shirt, even a mother could not love this.

[oopsydahlia]

30 year old virgins are just such a bore.

Can't see things changing for him without psychotherapy, or some social skills intervention.

[MrGordongecko2007]

This guy is a douche bag.....

[ElChobotoRoboto]

@MrGordongecko2007 what means "douche bag"? =)

[mpgal]

i met him when i was at durham...

[nelsonelias13]

poor guy, well he cannot sing, but wasnt to treat him like that

[OtAkUxcHaN]

For some odd reason, this dudes voice reminds me of Stewie.

[ruderomans96]

omg

[TheShoonay]

LOL

[pinkwonderpower]

I feel bad for him, he seems quite nice and quite hurt when the judge says "parents aren't deaf". Poor thing...

[chitchant]

@pinkwonderpower: About time some adult told him the TRUTH, time to grow up boyo.

[nakatasnoodles]

Is he a carbon copy of Will from Inbetweeners?!?! Laugh all we want, I bet hes rolling in it now with that PhD!

[mralexcore]

What a lad!! This is what makes Trevs (without an apostrophe!!!!!!!!!) the best college in Durham =]

[TheNorthernScum]

Really though, what is wrong with him? Has it been diagnosed? He's doing a PhD, yet he's too stupid to know that he's a shocking singer. Is he rainman or something?

[ParArdua]

@TheNorthernScum

Aspergers

[Will137]

It was funny till about 2:55, then i think his feelings were actually hurt.

[TheSmallSparrow]

i feel sorry for him. in a good way.....

[kundebioro]

better than me

[pfive]

he sucked a lot

[xxx4cfc6xxx]

what a hero

[djbabbles100]

someone should have told him a long time ago that he isnt cool that everyone feels sorry for him and his sad life

obviously he never noticed how much of a gay spaz he is.

[flaneller]

You should become a life coach.

[miketoriant]

omg shes cruel thats so sad :(

[BerniceMarie18]

How can someone be so clever and think that sounds good? :P Poor boy...

[SandiByrd]

some peoples children....lol

[Rossieri001]

why did i even search for this kind of thing, i always think its going to be funny but then it makes me cringe so badly that i curl up in the foetal position!

[Daydream55]

His singing was ok, his performance was off but i think that with training, that can get better. So it's a shame imo that he didnt get through...

[cheddarcheeseiscool1]

he's sweet...

[crabag]

HOLY SHIT THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

[dyb81446]

'Barring a catastrophe, I'll have passed next week' - it must have been a catastrophe because he didn't get his PhD until two years later when I got mine!

[randomist88]

He was probably so upset about not making it through to the next round in Pop Idol that he failed his exams. Poor chap.

[killerbeenl]

End of career

[brennner]

retard

[DannyBoy777777]

They should have shot him in the face.

[iempoor]

Watching this gave me the farts.

[xummij]

I had the great privilege of performing with CNS at the National Postgraduate Committee conference shortly after this tv appearance. We stepped in because the hired band was stuck on the motorway. Accompanying himself on the keyboard, he was ten times better.

He said Ant and Dec were very nice.

[VoodooChileJ11]

His voice reminds me of Rik Mayall for some reason

[CircleofShit]

I cant fathom that a guy like this actually exists......100% geek material. UNREAL.

[RAHAproductions]

I know... you cant quite understand it

[TheEvilPuppy]

Mmm hmmm those british hosts look so yummy. :o)

[xohalicia]

The hosts of this show are so hot.

oohsiiigh

[solomonsmindfield]

wow Chris-this is what you look like...please, please do us a cameo performance at conference...you'll get more votes there than you would on Not-X-Factor :-)

[plastique45]

That guy's GOT great balls of fire to do that shit on TV!

[XxwannabefamousxX]

OMG he reminds me of someone i know... O.o

[Raquelzeebob]

aw poor guy, he can't sing but he seems really sweet

[zealtastic]

lol at

theminx01.

All I can think is I'd hate to see what she looks like in real life.

The little gobshites gotta be ugly.

[s343]

Whats the song in the beginning?

[Runningouttaroom2rit]

Ur right, ppl judge others on how they did on a fucking narrow minded TV show, And to theminx01 id like to see u have the balls to go on TV like that u little ass hole.

[Castor66]

He's funny. The best part was the "500 people left so how come the odds of you winning are a million to 1!" His expression was priceless. I really believe he was trying to work it out!

[darkembassymusic]

aaahahahaha! that was the funniest part definitely!

[wiggy1988]

don't think he deserves any respect

[theminx01]

Well first of all I'm not as stupid as him so no I won't be following in his footsteps any time soon. And second, both you and Chris can eat my fanny discharge and LIKE it.

[BadAttitube23]

mmmmmmmm...........sounds good to me

[theminx01]

Haha I love watching this little cunt get publically ridiculed and rejected, it makes me feel so self-satisfied.

I really do think this guy has some DEEP psychological issues. Maybe his momma used to ride his jacksy with her favourite strap-on? Or maybe his pops used to sweep his chimney? Whatever it is, this little shit had best sort himself out!! hahaha

[grubbstar999]

hahahaah amazing,  very good points.

[r0ll3dd]

Sadact.

[senduc]

i swear this guy walks past my restaurant everyday! (rajpooth)

[Azraeluk]

Bless his dear little DSU hack heart. Do you know this performance comes up at the top of Google if you search for Johnny Hallyday.

[kwylde]

That is the EXACT reason I found this page, hahaha.

[bus140808]

he is a nerd but I did feel quite sorry for him!! But then I suppose he did put himself in that position by auditioning lol. LOVE Ant and Dec

[Corf1u]

These are the kinda FREAKS you have to work with out there.... Scary shit.

[rebekahfaye1]

Love Ant and Dec

[trigga1uk]

stick to your maths mate.

[guccii95]

OMD what a neeerrrrddd :D

tehe

[honey4285]

hahahahahahaha what a nerd

[pinkxxchampaine]

omg dat second grl at 0;13 looked de spittn image of abi clancy omg wow

[PickleMyTickle]

well spotted, they defintily have VERY similar smiles.

[toxiccarcass]

Since when did Stephen Hawking regain use of his body...?

[adampaul1987]

I SANG WITH HIM LASTNIGHT!

[SimonCoweI]

I remember this guy, we get all sorts on the X-Factor!

[Beasant1]

cos ur simon cowl arnt you

[goodbyeblueskyinc]

amazing!

[Sweetlolly11]

How old must you be to enter that show?

My lil niece wants to do it, but doesn't know how old you must be to enter it?! HELP!!

[TheDoctoresss]

Well, i don't think they run pop idol anymore

But the x factor is pretty much the same thing.

+ you need to be 14 to enter that:)

[witeit]

his BALLLLLS are on fire.......xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

[storerettz]

what a bell end lol

[evilhayashi]

if u think hes not awful your fucking def and the judges dont get payed to be douches so fuck you you pussy ole

[WeWonTheWar]

whats that fat old prick pete laughing at? looks like hes going to have a heart attack! prick.

[Azshmo]

He wasnt even that awful, the judges are just paid to be douches.

They straight up admitted that they tell anyone who gets rejected to argue about it.

[CardioBeast]

People like you are responsible for the fact that the modern day charts are full of SHIT music, he WAS that terrible, and they arent pricks, their realists....

[WinehouseFanatic]

right...whatever

[marissaluv11]

are these people for real?

[goldorly]

It got so confused! he thought he was being witty!! LOL!! NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD!! all nerds think the're witty, why is that!!!!???????

[zakwilks]

he is brainy as fuck,his dad is my doctor

[xoxcheekyxox]

He looks like a geeky Dec with glasses!!

[BloodyLittleAlice]

XD i LOVE the Crazy laugh of the judge at 2:00 XD

[SMOGGYLAND]

One of Simon's Brilliant moments!

[tusirak]

he is finishing his PhD???? from what school???? i can't imagine that he can even finish 9th grade!!!!!

[princesslara88]

i know this guy , he is trained in a type of chemical science that only 3 people in the country are trianed in. seriously brainy guy but also got autism

[skatanicskanker]

i just watched the end and they blatantly ripped the piss, and he felt so shit, poor bloke

[rainxxxx]

they diddn't rip the piss, they were very gentle with him considering

[skatanicskanker]

im pretty sure this guy is autistic, and those two judges on the end are up themselves. the way they imitate him and take the piss isnt fair and really insulting, also, calling him a boffin because hes taking a phd is what is wrong with the world, no wonder most kids dont give a shit about education, people like that woman make it seem uncool to be clever

[irishnaner92]

which is ant and which is dek!! i <3 them! they r so cute and funny!!

[Sm0Ke666]

what is means cns?

[skatanicskanker]

chris neville smith

[davidcooktributevids]

something about him reminds me of a cracked out harry potter hahahhaa

[rainxxxx]

no, harry potter knows his limits

[mi036]

omg, i thought i sing bad...it wasnt that funny..just more weird

[fakebandit]

yeah.. but she doesnt have to so harsh! he was only trying his best.. :(

[desiret91]

This is all an act. Seriously, you don't get any Durham students like this..

[peddypedro36]

I wish. Being a Durham local, I know students like this all too well. In fact, one of my friends is slightly similar, though less extreme. Poor lad

[nohartnohart]

he seems to be somewhat aspergic ._.

and LOL simon's shown his wit by throwing that "mathematical dilemma"

[shedisturbed]

there are 500 left, so why are there odds of u winning 1.000.000:1 XD

[TehShizzler]

That girl is a bitch

[mupet00000]

wooow

that was epic fail from that guy

funny!

[ghiacand]

the judges knew he was crap

[JanineRobin]

"But Chris, Mum's and Dad's aren't deaf!"

"Ah, right".

[fakebandit]

omg, she is such a fucking bitch.

[katherinesbob]

wot the bloody hell was that

[largesatsuma]

This guy goes to Durham University? Maybe I'll see him in October.

[eddieyorke]

Its really sad, he really does think this, his mother probably was too overbearing...

[raicha88]

dick head

[Burblee]

pete is adorable :D

[maiki999]

did i get it right ? the girls love him?.. meybe the ones that end with .jpg

[shedisturbed]

x] This guy thinks he will get some action with girls if they see him on the show x]

[dopey449]

HAHA shittt simon makes this show!

[tkdgal718]

I feel bad, but I was actually laughing..."Under instruction from Ant and Dec to argue". poor fellow. How can you be that smart and that dumb all at once??

[smykulec]

damn thats a fox at 0:14 !

[Treaty4]

He is a disaster. He also needs major dental work.

[M3ridius]

Christ, that's so embarrassing.

[desmund1234]

lol geek

[LanceVanStorm]

fucking neek

[panzerpung94]

lol freakshow

[leedshereigo]

this guys a freak

[moonmad67]

Right grid reference wrong planet!!

[xXxReTuRn2sEnDeRxXx]

Oh I love him!!! He's so cute!!!

xx

[LittleKorean]

Aaah, this was cringe-worthy.

[CosmoWizard]

ahahahaha poor him. i loved the final part lol

[concept09girl]

bwahahahahaha

[tarsul]

DELUDED! poor guy..

[BekaTheAnimeFan14]

Aww I think he has problems.

That, or either he is very deluded. =]

[crazygoat85]

hahahaha, what a mug!

[princesslara88]

bless him , he is such a nice guy , jus doesnt understand

[unamor]

you probably will never understand why but your comment is the funniest comment ever, thanks

[crazygoat85]

how is this a funny comment?

[zaurtrien]

hahahahaha! that was funnier!

[Boxisfun]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololol

[Claktus]

Get Fucking Laid

[dougerber]

i don't wish that on any woman

[storeretts]

What a fuckin bone head. lol

[colmmernagh]

at the end he shoulda said

"ill just get my coat"

[Custadeworldwide]

LOL!!!

[mangaka9080]

Wow... Never though I'd say this, But Simon's actually funny here :D

[mangaka9080]

Thought*

[genocidelangel]

omg your gonna pick out people spelling mistakes how sad are you lol

[genocidelangel]

omg your gonna pick out people spelling mistakes how sad are you lol

[Smitfraud101]

fucked up guy

[Shanikwah]

whats that thing he does with his lips all about?

and his trousers are up to his neck.

[krysis93]

get fuckin laid

[mab069]

.........no comment.....:oooo)

[Igotbadjoints]

I hope he got a PHD in Something usefull. Nice chap can`t sing, tone deaf........!

[Leopardman33]

Nice guy, definately not harmful to anyone. Except ear specialists.

[LazyScott99]

What a fuckin' Norbert lmao

Would have preferred if she had subsituted the word "boffin" with wanker!

Just loved the reaction to simon's million to one comment! classic lol

[chosen7zammy]

l0l