NSC store now open (you know you want it...)

[renuznet]

This is the best commercial I have ever seen.

[sean32laf]

ROFL

[JoeBMiller97]

AMEN

[Diosagatita]

2:04 LOL!! I love it.

[Wibbl]

I'm half tamped to buy one of these because the advert is so awesome

[Cubelarooso]

No HATS? What kind of Australian doesn't sell HATS!?

[TheSherwin2261]

im gonna give one to my religion teacher

[xxpuaraxx]

@TheSherwin2261 uhh sorry for having to ask but can you expand on what a religion teacher is? yea im just a random Canadian.

[TheSherwin2261]

@xxpuaraxx I went to a catholic high school so I had to learn about jesus and all that other crap, it was soo boring I usually just ignored the teacher for an hour. so basically religion teacher is an idiot. my teacher was really into Catholicism so that made it even worse :( never go to a religious school.

[TheSherwin2261]

@xxpuaraxx sorry I didn't even explain did I? sorry. If anyone can answer this please do so, I'm pretty awful at explaining stuff.

[LegionIscariot]

(SARCASM)

WELL IF GOD TELLS ME TO BUY A CUP, I CAN'T ARGUE.

I WILL SEND YOU A BLANK CHECK, JUST FILL IT OUT WITH ANY AMOUNT. 

[TheWICCACHANNEL]

if this is real,and ill look into it...ill fucking buy a cup a month lol shirt too

[Tamizushi]

Best ad I have seen in my life.

[blazereef]

"The creator of the universe told me to do it. He said that for 390 days, I have to be tied down here on my left side, and eat only bread cooked over burning human shit." is that in the bible? holy shit

[66gt40lm]

@blazereef Yes, it is... Amazing book, isn't it?

[66gt40lm]

@blazereef The video is called "Cooking with Yahweh" btw.

[MrXalexer]

Why can't advertisers advertise like this?

[SmexiiLisa]

he sounds hot when he swears xD

[Steidemeister56]

can i buy one of these in germany ?

[NonStampCollector]

@Steidemeister56 Yeah I think so, but the problem is that they're shipped from California, so anywhere except Nth America can be a bit costly.

[skywize]

These cups were... intelligently designed....

[Inessarina]

Finally! One day I can proudly point at these mugs, sitting in my futuristic glass cabinet of sort, and say to my grandchildren:

That was from that time that religion was something people actually believed in, can you imagine!?!

Avant garde!

[leah97462]

aaahhh hell it burns *grabs credit card and buys everything in store*

[MasterMike44]

send me one!! I'm poor because of my faith (atheism)

[TheManWhoWasntThere0]

sound fx are hilarious! also: scared, will buy cup ^^

[Belloran24]

I usually don't buy stuff like this either, but you are just too damn good at this to not be rewarded.

[martialme84]

@Belloran24 I´ll just say that i wholeheartedly support your statement instead of saying the same and thereafter having my account suspended for dmca-infringement, ok?

;-)

[DouglasLee777]

DITTO, very true, am taking up tithing... that goblet looks awesome.

[ronichols]

Hay NonStampCollector you sould also sell bibles with all the crazy shit in them highlighted.

[pmq123]

you should make STAMPS!!!

[sidewinderguy]

This is much better bang for the buck than 10% at a weekly church snore-fest. Yay atheism is fun!

[sidewinderguy]

I'm going to buy one!

[REdirectURL]

I don't normally buy stuff like this.

But... GOD WANTS ME TO! ;)

[Wiramy]

I won't buy your cup, but I will send you what you would have made if I had. Course, mate, you are grand! I will send you the dough if you are brazen enough to publish the details. Keep up the extra ordinary work.

[gothicfog]

I bought an "ATHEIST!!!!!!!!" mug in the weird "morphing" style. It's black when cold, and shows the funny ATHEIST!!! picture wen hot. Very clever, but I don't yet know if it was worth $21.40 +$7.00 tax.

[N0xN0ctis]

I might actualy have to buy a cup... hmmm....

[Hereticbooks]

I wish I could afford stuff right now....

[lion49nfl]

buy shit now or fucken burn in hell great job

[drandersw]

Having a cup of tea in my nsc cup. Life is so good. :-)

[neomp5]

this is the funniest shameless sales pitch i've ever heard.

[OBluePrint]

I've only now got to visit the store and didn't find a couple of designs I thought would be there, and would really like to have on a shirt:

- The thing that made the thing... the whole name without a picture, maybe with another quote from the end of the video: "what's a good short word for a name?" alone on the back.

- from Jephthah: "if you've got nohting to give me in return, frankly, you can go know yourself".

[Alyks1]

hahaha. Cool.

[viathor]

Brilliant :-)

[RobbithThePengin]

i'm going to fight the good fight, with a cup as my weapon

[wearealltubes]

And it will be full of scalding hot tea!

[woodyallday]

1 star unsub.

you suck

[ScottTheAtheist]

Good for you, want a cookie?

[veggiescrub]

Have you seen his other work???  Yes, this not on the level of What Would Jesus Not Do, but it was just to inform us fans of his products. What's your problem? From looking at your site, you are not offended by his take on religion, and you seem to really like fart jokes, and you rate NSC as 1*, Okey Dokey.

[Xrayz0r]

shut the fuck up

[sillygames]

dirty cunt alert

[longestleg]

I was told to "never bring a coffee cup and a t-shirt to a gun fight."

[Turan123]

Haha, wisely done

[stuckvanilla]

nonstampcollector is god.

[veggiescrub]

I have to agree, though it does create a bit of a conundrum to believe so.

[drandersw]

I move for a new democratic world order in which we vote for who should be god. I vote for NSC. It would be funny to have a god who doesn't believe he exists.

[myjizzureye]

Dude you fucken RULE

[ericazielinski]

well shit, i want one

[Suki278]

When you started making vids did you plan on eventually selling cups and shit with your designs on them?

[BlitzThrash]

*ahem*, we'll just remove THAT comment. The shirts totally do come in black haha....

[NonStampCollector]

yeah but I don't necessarily know whether the designs will come out very well. After all, the text is black.

[veggiescrub]

Holidays taken care of. Hey wait is it OK to give these cups for Chanukah and Christmas?

[NonStampCollector]

That is about the best thing to give them for!

[biscoito1r]

I missed the everyone's all time favor line which is "And since I don't want you or anyone else to go to hell, I made myself into a man a few thousand years ago, and then I had myself killed"

[logic39da]

yeh, that makes alot of sense. 1 vid of selling shit vs countless vids of entertainment (well, you actually can count them). who wouldn't unsubscribe after that? ... nevermind, you don't have to answer that. The answer is, me and anyone else with sense. *rolls eyes*

[wehavebiscuits]

haha really funnny :D

I bet christians wouldn't be able to make a commercial selling christian merchandise like this. They just take themselves way too seriously

[religionOFFENDSme]

Tell you what, I'll tithe 1.5% and you only gotta do 15% of whatever the fuck it is I'm suposed to receive for my tithe. Cool?

[EliteDoomer]

LOLOLOLOL the end killed me.

[StudioLegionXIIII]

Ah well your've done it now. Very funny. Love your gear.

I've got a collection of Richard Dawkins t-shirts and now NSC gear is available. My credit card is going to explode. Keep up the great work.

[therealallpro]

my pastor told me I should tithe more than 10 %, so since your my new pastor so I tithe more than 10% to you?

[frosecold]

OMG nonstamcollector i love you!!! its so gay but your videos are hillarious, and this is too... well i cant buy thos things because i dont live in the USA but ill love to have one, or at least a T-Shirt, but all i can do is thank you for your great videos.... so THANKS

[rgzdev]

Great quotes, sucky art.

I love your videos NSC but, could you make less horrible cups? Think Perry Bible Fellowship!

[dimanoroji]

Once I get money, I'm so buying that "I love being reminded I exist" shirt. XD

[PathogensQuest]

You're zazzle store is getting crushed. It won't even load.

[Foolishdestruction]

Well... If this video wasn't so fucking hilarious I would have just assumed you were selling out, Proceeded to unsubscribe from you, and cursed your name forever.

but this was funny as hell... and I'm eying that "Man I love being reminded that I exist" shirt.

Your way too entertaining to ignore

DAMN YOU NSC!!! DAMN YOU!!!

[NonStampCollector]

Bwwaaa hwa hwa hwa ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaa

[18deadmonkeys]

damnit, there goes my PFD check...

[Arominit]

Post some new videos and I'll think about it.

[NonStampCollector]

Just did, 5 hours ago. Now start thinking about it.

[manwichftl]

Darned clever video.

[discussislam]

lol... well I sure don't want to burn in Hell - I off to zazzle right now to get one - Boy! Wait until my friends see it :D

[1GOD1JESUS]

hey, did you take my advice? loved the vid :)

[NonStampCollector]

Yeah I did. I did a big redesign. thanks, consultant!

[HiAdrian]

Those are great! :D

[clownschuhe]

Did you notice Zazzle can also provide custom stamps (U.S Mail only though)?

A collection of NonStampCollector-stamps would blow any rationally thinking mind.

[NonStampCollector]

I think they'd blow a hole in the space-time continuum. I daren't risk it.

[jeremyshambles]

very nice gear, especially the tall ale mug. cheers

[r3bol]

Couldn't you also partner with a European manufacture company, or are you now bound by some terms and conditions with zazzle?

[NonStampCollector]

They do ship to Europe, it's just a bit pricey.

[BeastlyRange]

Your videos are funny and all but i dont want to own a mug that looks like a preschooler drew all over it, no offense.

[Dramphooey]

Well, I think it's better than Jackson Pollock!

[NonStampCollector]

But you don't mind videos that look like a pre-schooler drew all over them? :)

[BeastlyRange]

No i don't mind the videos looking bad because you still get the point across.

I just dont feel like explaining to my friends why my mug has some people drawn in paint on it, lol.

[NonStampCollector]

:) fair enough!

[cheesebug]

Looks like you shrunk the shirt design a bit as suggested on BlogTV! Or maybe not, but they look great.

[NonStampCollector]

Yes I went through and redesigned all the shirts based on the feedback from my blogTV market research focus group. Thanks you guys!

[Swede1066]

This is awesome!!!!!

[Tony2438]

What a Mug

[JackWisps]

we go into battle with tee shirts and cups. It reminds me of Riddick killing the guy with his tea cup (movie)

That stuff actually looks good though, I kinda want some of it, if just so people look at it and wonder what it's supposed to be. Though I'm far too cheep

[ricardas83]

Making money and butter to viewers can't go together. I have experience with National Television of my country, and I know what I am saying.

I don't say that NonStamp Collector will start to change something in hes videos. I say, that I see shit when people start to "maybe you want to buy some stuff?". I have a job, I work hard, but if I decide to spread my idea, and do it after work, it is always suspicious when money involves. Sorry people, it is so! Money and objectivity can't go together.

[McFrankable]

Capitalist PIG! Mrrrrrrrrrrggggglllglglglgll!

[sheepwshotguns]

kinda neat, and i love the commercial, but... honestly... they're kind of expensive. and im one poor ass sob.

[Atillaelfun]

Wait why didn't you have these made in China or say, North Korea where atheists are like, known for being totally bad ass there?

Anyway, good vid. :)

[buzzausa]

Awesome stuff!

[dannypantsgm]

Oooo. I like the stein.

[N21X]

Well this makes Christmas shopping easy!!!

[Valkyriefury]

NonStampCollector, I fucking love you. I give you my blessings for all sorts of carnal and sinful pleasures.

[grubelsucht]

Is this the first atheist commercial? If it is, it is an historical event.

[Chal113]

Best ad ever XD

[newmesee]

i might just buy a cup, hmm i wonder where that idea came from.

[pranays]

HAHAHA

I love the fact it is made in the USA

The Reich Wing Christian Fundamentalist Capital of the World.

[becpaton]

Only if I get free steak knives. :P

[bigboy45454545]

I'm going to look long and hard at getting one of these cups. It will be fun at coffee time with the Christians at work.

Oh, the stupidity!

[fartwimp]

if we spend 10% of our income on your products and we collect them all will you keep making more for us to buy?

[tomfrankly]

Nope! He'll just keep giving us the same stuff over and over until we die, and then he will give this stuff to your children, their children, and so on.

[NonStampCollector]

Hell no! Christians pay 10% of their income for the same bullshit week after week - why shouldn't I demand the same from my legions of brainwashed fans?

[TimeLord6646]

dammit motherfucker!!! you are so fucking creative!! 5 stars!

[fartwimp]

so if we spend 10% of our income buying your products will you keep adding more when we have collected them all?

[garabato21]

Ahh this is a great way to show appreciation to the no doubt hours he's put into entertaining us. Will pick up a funny mug but I don't know if it would be a good idea to bring to work... I live in the south, and were in a recession, ya dig.

[DeHerg]

but I want a TeaPOT so that I can shoot it in the Orbit between Earth and Mars

[demondays5]

Seems awesome! If i ever get my paycheck I'll buy one

[secube]

Damn i Wish I had money to buy a cup and a t-shitr.but Im just a poor college student =(

[destronia123]

Gotta get me some NSC mugs!

[gothicfog]

awesome i think im gonna buy one

[TheNewLizardKing]

This video is hilarious on it's own.

[arsenelupin123]

What an appropriate advertisement!

[insightnew]

I've got a fundie at work who will appreciate the humor of one of your shirts. Well, maybe not appreciate it but he will notice I think thats great. I'm going to choose mine now!

Regards

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

Can you not drop the basic one to £3...? That's a much more realistic value man... I really want the Jesus one :)

[NonStampCollector]

No dude, I can't. Out of my hands. Fuck, I'd flog them off for a buck each if I could.

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

8 Pound 50 for a fucking cup... You can absolutly fucking piss the twat off...!!!

Dam... I well wanted one of the dam it...

Lower the price you nob... 8 quid for a fucking cup is insane bizzare...!!!

[blurglide]

Hell yeah- I want to TAKE the cup from your hand!

[poorkinghaggard]

Spears? They fucking use Briney Spears!

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

Oh blimey! Shit I have to have one of them...

[biologyprodigy]

Tell people to wear these shirt to the first nonstampcollector cult meeting.

[mtsac1]

Outstanding...I'm in!

[Philipisgr8]

sell out

[TheGeckoNinja]

lol the best kind of sell out XD

[Glo0myWizard]

nice! might get one

[seanThree16]

I want the stein, that is so sweet.

[ionz75]

So this was your plan all along huh?!

Get popular on youtube, then make money selling stuff with MSpaint images on it?

[MAR4168]

Can the mug also be used to knock some f*cking sense into a few of the overbearing christians that I have to deal with?

[naganokumas]

Glass ones.

[naganokumas]

Do you have beer steins?

[AncientAtheist]

I hope you make a shit-load of money off this. NonStampCollector has been one of the premiere, quality atheist sites on YT for a long time and if he makes money, maybe he'll be inspired to get his ass back in gear and give us more and more laughs! Buy, Buy, Buy... you fucking heathens!

[EdwardHowton]

Atheists! Come back with your cups or in them!

[Yamazon3]

"Go now and buy shit or you'll FUCKING buurrn in hell!

[Ekendil]

Lol I liked the end bit.

[blues260]

oh ... if praying for them fails .. of course :-)

[blues260]

actually .. the best advert i have seen in ages... :-) and items which express atheism ? yeah i probably get one of those cups for the office :-)

[thinkppl]

i am SO going to get a few of these.

you sir, are living proof that primitive animations combined with good parody are epic.

[PikminDS]

ATHEIST!!

lol i love that video!

[damngoodathlete]

I'm praying for mine too.

The Lord spoke to me and said my mug will arrive in 7-10 business days. Now holding my breath....

[Vogter2100]

I wish I had some cash :) I neeeed one of this mugs.

[DarkMatter2525]

If atheism is a religion, does this now mean that you'll become the NonTaxCollector? I'd imagine these cups are perfect for Jesus Juice.

[DarkMatter2525]

Wait a minute...that doesn't make sense. Why would you collect taxes? Sorry.

[DrunkenFist20XL]

Wouldn't it be NonTithingCollector?

[peaceplease83]

Can I pay money to deport fundies......how about NSC approved ear plug device, to drown out creationist nonsense.

[wubbadubdub]

good ideer

[MMA]

NSC isn't forcing you to buy his stuff.

[drandersw]

You aren't forced to buy this stuff but you will burn for 10^99 years in hell if you don't (for starters) but it is all up to you. He respects your free will.

I bought two mugs. :-) NSC for president! NSC for god!

[MageGrayWolf]

Great video, joined your fan club.

[Mitchy9901]

Do you have any mugs or shirts depicting Ezekiel 23:20? ;D

[TheNewProphetisHere]

lol by shit or you'll burn in hell, it's getting close to chrimbo my harass my gf for a top and a mug :0much love nsc!!! ps spider man still rocks way more than that other Sman nub!!!

[NonStampCollector]

Spiderman = fail.

Fly. Can he do it? Can he fly?

I rest my case.

Spiderman shoots jism from his wrists, whereas someone *I* know shoots lasers from his eyes. Fricken lasers!

[TheNewProphetisHere]

lol thats just the fear spewwing outta superlosers eyes when he sees the jism of the mighty spiderman so there :p.

[nemo3590]

I can't stop thinking of how epic this video would be if Billy Mays were narrating, especially the last sentence.

[javixm]

TO WAR, MY FRIEND

HAHA!

[ubergossen]

oh man, I really want the beer one.

[hereandnow6002]

"in case you missed it, i'm a complete sell out" hahahaha

[Ryn2k8]

"incase somone asks you to explain what the fuck your cup is all about!" lmao

[DrFoolishit]

I'm getting one.

[GoblinXXX]

I'm praying for one right now!

[rubixxcube]

good luck on getting it then! lol

[GoblinXXX]

Holy blessed Santa has not let me down since those ROCK'EM SOCK'EM ROBOTS he failed to bring me when I was 8.

[CWScreepingcharlie]

and books! We go to war with books in our hands.

[dude12nothin]

Can i write it off as a "religious" thing a-ma-gig?

[aartvegan]

Cheers.

[boonw]

How much do you get as your cut?

[loturos]

the dollar is worth toilet paper as it is, why would it be more expensive for us? :D

[lez85]

Those are awesome :)

[samsroomie]

Only 10%???